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TopicReally, The Witcher?
DrYuya
04/24/20 6:36:27 AM
#9
Yeah...having an already list bracket as is...I'm completely satisfied with these rare kind of situations where it's not just Nintendofaqs 24/7 and these kinds of outcomes slip through.

I mean...forget everything else about your brackets. This is a correct outcome when just considering game quality alone. The opposite decision would have just further confirmed the Nintendofaqs bias and rep this place gets...so it definitely doesnt hurt the site overall to see a result like this sometimes and maybe have that rep shaken a bit.

Nintendofaqqers can still rest easy though since thier BotW is still ultimately winning right?

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TopicHow is gta 5 losing
DrYuya
04/22/20 9:02:26 PM
#3
Ironically enough I thought it was the "being a crappy RPG" thing that was hurting GTA V and causing it to lose.

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TopicOk so next we need a Mario Kart 8 rally to take down Skyrim
DrYuya
04/21/20 11:39:17 PM
#14
gamer man posted...
We need a racing game to be respected in these contests full of RPGs like botw and ff


And the need to not have Nintendofaqs push a spin off Mario racing game over Skyrim isnt kind of more important?

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TopicHow would they do in a contest? Day 310 ft Shang Tsung, Tiny Tina, Clementine
DrYuya
04/18/20 7:31:23 PM
#5
A 310 foot Shang Tsung would be pretty hard to beat in Mortal Kombat

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TopicHow would they do in a contest? Day 308 ft Shaq, New Age Retro Hippie, Rose Tico
DrYuya
04/16/20 4:41:27 PM
#3
308 foot Shaq would probably do pretty good

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TopicThere are few phrases I now hate more than...
DrYuya
04/16/20 8:59:57 AM
#7
They have said the "uncertain times" line since the beginning of the media forever and always

They said it during Bushes presidency, Clintons, Bushes, Obamas and Trumps

During 9/11...hurricanes and any and all Pandemics before coronavirus

They say it when a dog wears funny clothes and dances in a youtube video

So then now they cant believe Americans dont want to stay home and take this thing seriously when they've been fed nothing burgers for decades.

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TopicITT: Positive changes that could come from this Covid-19 pandemic.
DrYuya
04/15/20 11:36:08 PM
#20
SunWuKung420 posted...
Oh no, babies. How dare people continue the human race.

The virus could have taken a full 10%...and lets assume magically during this time period not a single couple made babies.

We'd still have a massive surplus of people on this earth and the human race would ultimately continue just fine.

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TopicWhy is everyone saying the US is doing so bad with coronavirus?
DrYuya
04/14/20 11:06:35 PM
#1
Per capita it seems like the numbers are following the norm right?

I mean...we were never going to be a South Korea type of country and could pull out the extreme measures they did. Not with a few months of prep...not even with anything less than 2 years of prep most likely.

We seem to be doing about normal based on how many European countries are doing though. So why's everyone calling USAs covid 19 response catastrophic...disastrous ect?

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TopicSo when do the stimulus checks come in?
DrYuya
04/09/20 11:35:39 AM
#14
well I will take it all back now. Got unemployment check which was actually more than I'm making currently because they based it on old income...and I've only had to be stay at home dad to get it!

This is actually kind of awesome after all...so I guess hooray after all for all the coronavirus panic!

Living in the "land of the brave" where we all panic like cats getting sprayed with water when something comes by with a 0.1% fatality rate has its perks indeed.

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TopicAll these places closing down need to learn from Long John Silvers
DrYuya
04/09/20 8:46:28 AM
#4
You get away with a lot when you have a long silver john

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TopicSo when do the stimulus checks come in?
DrYuya
04/07/20 12:55:52 PM
#9
MICHALECOLE posted...
What state?

Texas.

Same state where some employer wanted to take thier employees covid relief checks.

Yes we are that kind of state.

Only projected to have 9k or so deaths here by the end but we've decided to shut down everything and terminate everyone or steal from them only a few weeks in. Think its because Texas companies just wanted to do all that stuff from the start and now just have a decent enough excuse.

I dont have high hopes I'll see any relief from our workforce commision or UI. They arent exactly working with my interests in kind on the whole...is the vibe I'm getting here.

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TopicSo when do the stimulus checks come in?
DrYuya
04/07/20 12:34:48 PM
#7
MICHALECOLE posted...
Because currently unemployment is like okay youre gonna get this much per week! Great job! And Im like, perfect! When am I going to be getting that? And theyre like Idk maybe one day


You're getting further than me.

Mine says "call this number"

I call the number, and it says go to site

I go to site and it eventually wants me to "call this number"

I call number and they say they are too busy because of virus, go to site.

Cant email them or usually even get on the site either btw...its usually down.

So what exactly are they so busy with if they aren't actually taking any claims by any available avenues and not really paying the ones they even get?

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Topicoh hell yeah ffvii is on switch (playthrough?)
DrYuya
04/04/20 12:34:20 PM
#150
Yeah okay, think I'll just enjoy ff7 on ps4 in a few days instead but enjoy your old toy while Sony proceeds to do what Nintendont

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TopicWhat you usually call it?
DrYuya
04/03/20 9:47:25 PM
#48
"Kung Flu from Fluhan gifted to the world by the Pangolin munchin' easy breezy Chisneezy people"

Takes awhile to say but I'm sure the scientific community will adopt it soon enough.

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TopicI will actually be out of work probably until August due to this virus crap
DrYuya
04/03/20 8:53:40 PM
#1
Since I work for school district...and even being optimistic this isnt over until July...doubly so because idiots in this country cant seem to stop spreading it.

So thanks for this gift China, I hope your bat sandwich was tasty

And thanks my fellow Americans for being all about muh freedom and most of you having what seems like essential jobs and no kids so you dont have to worry about this being over any time soon.

I liked my job and my routine but it seems the world around me cant stop with its tom fuckery long enough for me to just go to work and live normal.

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TopicSafeways have given grocery store employees a $1.50 raise!!!
DrYuya
04/02/20 7:17:14 PM
#5
Veedrock- posted...
It's not actually a raise, it's "appreciation pay." When things go back to normal it goes away. Also it's $2 in Arizona, but we have a lower minimum.

And no it isn't right that unemployment is going to be worth more than those with full time jobs. Everyone I know is peeved about it.


I'm pretty peeved about being forced into unemployment myself because of this nonsense so I guess we agree in some regard

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TopicSo unemployment wants a resume
DrYuya
04/02/20 2:25:32 PM
#25
Yeah but we had jobs...and they were fine...good jobs even that have been fucked up because the govt and everyone else decided to turn into hysterical lunatics a few weeks ago. Suddenly telling everyone to stay home and screw up lives even though our country had no infrastructure for such a thing to be possible to begin with.

Now they are talking about unemployment holding weeks, asking how many other jobs we've applied for...wanting resumes etc etc

Fuck them...seriously. They force this on people then expect that shit still? I know my local stores arent hiring at all because everything's been filled up due to all this. And even if it wasnt...I'm suddenly expected to take such a job in place of the one I had and liked? And a job that's very likely to give me the virus on top of that and will probably pay me less than unemployment benefits while my kids dont have a school to go to and need watching?

Seriously...fuck everyone involved in this and fuck those stupid "flatten the curve graphs" that's making this shit my new reality. Its not my fault savages across the world wat bats for fun...why am I being made to suffer because of it?

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Topicin endgame, why is their picnic table so far away from the house in some random
DrYuya
04/02/20 4:07:35 AM
#8
SpeedDemon20 posted...
Do you think Dr. Strange foresaw the coronavirus and decided it would be better if we got snapped? Maybe the first guy who would contract it got snapped.


Maybe so...they probably should go with that explanation. Marvels timeline has it where coronavirus or any implications of the virus dont exist.

If they try and include something about it later I'm calling bs on them.

They did the 5 year skip and spiderman far from home was in 2024 with no virus ever being mentioned...so every mcu movie from now on needs to work around its nonexistence

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TopicThe band KoRn has a BACKWARDS R in it.
DrYuya
04/02/20 2:43:04 AM
#6
Or maybe the K, O and N are actually backwards along with us and everything else?

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TopicWould you rather life return to normal at risk of others or continue quarantine?
DrYuya
03/31/20 4:53:32 PM
#38
adjl posted...
You can go outside, if you want. It's a really good idea to, actually, because fresh air and sun are good for you. Just avoid other people and don't go anywhere crowded.


I mean yeah, they're all SAYING that. but if/when it gets real and its more like actual martial law quarantines...police aren't going to have time to decide who's out for what reason. In fact, many dont know already nor do they really no how much to enforce since this is new ground in America.

So gradually, and maybe even now... those supposed runs that were okay may not be so okay anymore

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TopicWould you rather life return to normal at risk of others or continue quarantine?
DrYuya
03/31/20 10:00:54 AM
#26
DirtBasedSoap posted...
soon there will only be 98% of us left


I know right...only just over 7 billion people on the earth after all this is over. Man we are really going to be down to the final strands of civilization here.

How will we ever cope with only 7 billion on the earth? No species should gave to be so sparse...its unfathomable. 7 billion is just...such a small number. The opposite of a big number...that's what 7 billion is indeed.

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TopicSo yeah...dont care about "flattening the curve" anymore
DrYuya
03/31/20 9:51:31 AM
#1
And honestly, next time some genius takes about it or brings up that stupid graph I'll give them the worlds biggest shrug.

I've already done my part anyway...been a shut in for weeks now. Not my fault if the rest of the world if they haven't done the same...or the people who feel at risk havent resolved to shut themselves in already.

I need to focus on less on flattening this stupid curve everyone is so big on and focus more on flattening the curve of # of times I've had to watch Frozen 2 locked in with my daughter

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TopicCoronavirus Episode 6: Return of the Jedi
DrYuya
03/30/20 8:19:45 PM
#27
Doesnt anyone worry about the virus? If we literally all distance and it has absolutely no new hosts to transfer to, that's possibly it for it...its entire species could be wiped out in weeks.

That's a whole species, gone. Just because we didn't want the sniffles

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TopicWhen do you think tings will "be normal" again?
DrYuya
03/29/20 4:06:05 PM
#23
GameLord113 posted...
My hope is there is a shift to just quarantining people who are 65+ and immune compromised since that is where nearly 90% of the deaths are occurring. In younger individuals symptoms are often very mild to asymptotic and dont require hospitalization, so no need to fear hospitals getting overrun as long as the high risk individuals stay inside.


This.

The two biggest arguments I see are

"Think of your grandma" and "young people are getting it as well"

Both should be easy to shut down though...the "grandmas" really need to consider it's high time they isolate themselves and let the world go on around them. At this point why arent they already doing this? And why arent we forcing them?

And the few young people that do die from it? Well it sucks but considering just them we are back to the "is it really that much worse than other seasonal diseases?" argument. Harder to say it is when the old people are factored out since they should be rightfully isolating themselves

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Topictrump money arrives on april 6
DrYuya
03/29/20 9:57:06 AM
#36
Revelation34 posted...
Offer is only valid to people that think Steam is malware.


Steam is shit tier malware that will ruin your computer.

Disco Elysium plz?

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Topictrump money arrives on april 6
DrYuya
03/28/20 9:08:00 PM
#32
Revelation34 posted...
Nobody makes millions from those government services.

Want me to buy you games on Steam?

I'd like Disco Elysium please and thank you!

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Topiclmao, we're gonna be staying at home until at least JULY at this point.
DrYuya
03/28/20 1:35:07 PM
#26
Three weeks would have worked though if everyone did it though right?

Enough for those who know they are carriers to get thier symptoms and realize they need to stay home a little longer. Enough for everyone else to realize they are clean.

Enough for it to die on all surfaces it may have been on.

Problem was nobody wants to accept a lockdown for a few weeks and there has been rampant disregard for it pretty much all around America. So we have to do this forever.

Honestly, to the asshats who just keep getting out and going to gatherings and businesses that arent essential but try and pretend as though you are... and also to the people in China who eat rodents for a hobby... I just hope one day that you are forced to go on mandatory unemployment for weeks with two kids in a small house who make you watch Frozen 2 endlessly. You deserve it more than I did that's for damn sure

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TopicCrap, there goes bracket
DrYuya
03/27/20 9:37:13 PM
#1
I had Monster Hunter World going all the way to Breath of the Wild? What gives with me exactly? No way it's doing that with this crappy showing.

Or is Bravely Default just immensely popular here?


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TopicSo I've been home for two weeks now as of today
DrYuya
03/27/20 9:44:37 AM
#1
What gives? Why cant I leave now? No symptoms. Any reason the world can't start again?

Was nobody else doing what I did?

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TopicFYI right now is a great time to foster or adopt a pet.
DrYuya
03/27/20 5:40:10 AM
#15
I am getting myself a bat and pangolin. They are both super cute and itd be funny to watch them defecate on eachother.

If I get hungry though while in isolation I could eat one or both.

Whatever it takes to be free of Coronavirus

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TopicI hope that Pangolin/Bat Sandwich was truly amazing
DrYuya
03/19/20 1:04:35 PM
#1
I'm sure whoever decided to eat it truly thought it was a good idea at the time.

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TopicWeijia Jiang pressed on who made "Kung-Flu" comment.... Crickets
DrYuya
03/19/20 12:59:19 PM
#18
Also came from Fluhan and will definitely make you Chisneeze.

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TopicWeijia Jiang pressed on who made "Kung-Flu" comment.... Crickets
DrYuya
03/19/20 9:05:18 AM
#7
I mean, I've said it before.

It's helpful. Reminds people where it came from and how potent it is compared to regular flu in very few syllables.

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TopicPublic Service PSA: La-Mulana 1 and 2 are on the PS4 store
DrYuya
03/18/20 4:25:44 PM
#13
I refuse to watch Mulan or even the Spanish version of the movie because of coronavirus

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TopicSo in two weeks I'm going out and doing whatever I feel like
DrYuya
03/18/20 12:59:20 PM
#1
I mean, I'm doing the recommended two weeks already, and it's not my fault if nobody else is and the whole thing is getting worse. After the two weeks are up I'm out and maybe carrying the virus, good luck everyone else!

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TopicI hate gravity
DrYuya
03/17/20 6:20:07 AM
#3
I only dislike the part that includes George Clooney

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TopicRepublican Mega Pastor REFUSES to Close CHURCH because they're NOT PANSIES!!!
DrYuya
03/16/20 6:54:56 PM
#5
Dammit Ron Weasley never seems to be able to keep Wormtail/Scabbers under control

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TopicWe all know the game of the decade
DrYuya
03/16/20 9:32:02 AM
#18
Just a PSA. This topic is now two pages when you could have just said it in the first post.

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TopicWould you vote for Reese Witherspoon as president?
DrYuya
03/16/20 12:37:56 AM
#5
smileychuy posted...
andy dick for vice pres!

I'd vote for Reese with her spoon and the dick sure thing

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TopicWould you vote for Reese Witherspoon as president?
DrYuya
03/15/20 11:24:21 PM
#3
I'd votes for Reese without her spoon probably.

But with her spoon? That's a no-brainer!

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TopicWould people be any crazier if the death rate was at 25%, 50%, 75%, 99.99...%?
DrYuya
03/15/20 2:59:13 PM
#1
I mean, given how shook so many are at the 3-7 (depending on country) numbers...wonder what some disaster movie level numbers would do to them?

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TopicReally though, Corona (beer) must really fucking hate this name
DrYuya
03/15/20 7:58:22 AM
#9
Rapunzel probably pulling even more hairs out from the stress of all this as well.

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TopicWho the fuck keeps taking all the Newman's Own pizzas?!
DrYuya
03/14/20 5:43:29 PM
#4
keyblader1985 posted...
Newman.


Because he OWNS them har har hardy har

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TopicSo did they really have to eat pangolin meat?
DrYuya
03/13/20 2:34:28 PM
#1
Just curious...still have never got an answer as to why China so direly needed this particular meat in their diet. So many go through life without it, why couldn't the Chinese?

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TopicHave any of you heard anyone express anti chinese sentiment related to the
DrYuya
03/12/20 11:05:43 AM
#3
I mean, they're fair to do it. China f-ed up and has hurt the rest of the world with thier crap... maybe if they hate the comments they should stop selling wild animals in cages.

It's hard to feel bad for them at the moment.

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TopicSo did China just HAVE to sell bats and pangolins in cages?
DrYuya
03/12/20 9:01:05 AM
#1
Did they wake up one day and say to themselves..."man I just can't live without selling these crappy animals in a densely populated area so we can all breathe in thier feces!"

We are sure they arent a third world country still right? Seems like every year they specialize in creating a new kung-flu


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TopicPotD shipping topic. Post your PotD dream couple.
DrYuya
03/10/20 10:59:31 AM
#10
Wait what? These text user names on a screen? Actual human beings are able to think about them in terms of which text should date which other text?

Just...please...stop. I dont even particularly care for humanity... been giving a giant shrug to all news for the last 20 years...but I have limits. This is just disgusting.

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TopicHow is PotD reacting to COVID-19?
DrYuya
03/04/20 1:49:51 PM
#9
I mean...anything below 5% is really probably only going to be a benefit overall to the world.

I could even see 10% qualifying as "not that bad"

There are a lot of us...we can spare a few

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TopicSwitch joycons might be the worst controllers of all time.
DrYuya
03/04/20 5:09:13 AM
#72
XBOX and PS4 are better for my five year old who doesn't know all her letters by sight just yet. R/B/Y/G and/or shapes FTW.

Funny because the nintendo system is supposed to be more for kids

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TopicWhy does Assassins Creed Odyssey stick to the frying pan?
DrYuya
02/10/20 7:34:57 PM
#1
Because it's in ancient grease

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