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TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
HylianFox
07/16/20 2:09:42 PM
#43
_Rinku_ posted...
I'm not into dudes like that, but I can see the appeal. Are you exclusively into fit Pratt or will you also go for chubby Parks and Rec Pratt?

Both, Fit Pratt is damn hot and Fat Pratt looks cuddly as hell

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TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
HylianFox
07/16/20 2:06:18 PM
#41
_Rinku_ posted...
Damn dude, really going to bat for Pratt, aren't ya? Y'all buddies? Seems like a sensitive subject for you.

I'd do him

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
Topicheres a pic of ivanka holding a dildo
HylianFox
07/16/20 2:05:44 PM
#14
boxington posted...
I laughed at "Blade of Sorrows"

"It is oiled with the tears of children of those I have slain"

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
HylianFox
07/16/20 2:04:02 PM
#39
Pepys Monster posted...
Yeah, forget science! Make the dinosaurs stand really tall, too, instead of horizontally. Just like museums used to display them.

pfft! Next you're gonna tell me that Christopher Columbus didn't discover America and that Thomas Edison stole most of his inventions!

>_>

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
HylianFox
07/16/20 1:48:00 PM
#34
FortuneCookie posted...
This Thanksgiving, the bird eats YOU.

<_<

Not to mention Ben Franklin wanted the turkey as the National Bird

who needs eagles when you have a goddamn T-REX as your symbol?

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
HylianFox
07/16/20 1:46:16 PM
#32
FortuneCookie posted...
The T in T.rex does not stand for turkey.

Thanksgiving dinners would be so much more epic, though

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
HylianFox
07/16/20 1:44:07 PM
#28
FortuneCookie posted...
Feathered dinosaurs are literally the reason they didn't reboot the series.

this

"Feathers on dinosaurs? That's SO lame!"

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
HylianFox
07/16/20 1:43:10 PM
#26
_Rinku_ posted...
I think you completely missed his point. It is pretty wack that Chris Pratt proclaims to be this super devout religious man, but pretty blatantly left his wife for another, younger woman.

tbf questionable behavior by religious people is so commonplace it's barely noteworthy

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicMetroid movie but Samus is played by Ivanka Trump
HylianFox
07/16/20 1:29:20 PM
#2
I hear the Space Pirates eat a lot of beans on their long voyages
<__<

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
Topicheres a pic of ivanka holding a dildo
HylianFox
07/16/20 1:26:11 PM
#10
boxington posted...
Ben "you lack hatred" Shapiro

"Let the hatred flow through you! Strike me down with all of your anger, and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete!"

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
HylianFox
07/16/20 1:20:03 PM
#9


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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicThe Jurassic World movies were stupid.
HylianFox
07/16/20 1:18:06 PM
#2
yeah, but Chris Pratt man

woof!

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicITT post "Ivanka Trump holding stuff" photoshops
HylianFox
07/16/20 1:17:14 PM
#1
A dildo, a box of condoms, Joe Biden's severed head... have as much fun as you want with it

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
Topicheres a pic of ivanka holding a dildo
HylianFox
07/16/20 1:15:52 PM
#7
"Teenage"? He looks like he's at least 40 in that pic

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicMetroid movie but Samus is played by Ivanka Trump
HylianFox
07/16/20 12:56:51 PM
#1
Honestly, I'd see that
>__>

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
Topicwww.babynames.com /name/karen
HylianFox
07/16/20 12:51:25 PM
#1
Karen is on 571 members' favorite name lists
Karen is currently not ranked on the Baby Names popularity charts
Karen is currently #635 in U.S. births

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicOh great...name brand face masks such as Adidas
HylianFox
07/16/20 12:34:35 PM
#2
eh, if douchebag companies slapping their names on masks gets people to actually wear the damn things then that's okay by me

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicWhy are Smash fans so obsessed with Geno?
HylianFox
07/16/20 12:10:25 PM
#1
It may have been genuine at first, but now it just feels like a meme

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicI've never even heard of Ghosts of Tsushima
HylianFox
07/16/20 11:41:51 AM
#1
Now I'm seeing this everywhere

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
Topic'Magic School Bus' author Joanna Cole dies at age 75
HylianFox
07/16/20 12:25:16 AM
#3
Now we have to take a field trip to her grave
:/

RIP

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicI don't even know what Goya did wrong
HylianFox
07/15/20 11:49:26 PM
#1
but Trump is shilling for them, so I'll never eat their product again

...not that I ever did before, really
>__>

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicAnyone here remember/like the 90s Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego gameshow
HylianFox
07/15/20 11:30:03 PM
#10
most kids today wouldn't know where like 95% of the countries are

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicCAUTION: I may not wear pants 249? Drinking Topic
HylianFox
07/15/20 11:22:17 PM
#500
Not me

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicCAUTION: I may not wear pants 249? Drinking Topic
HylianFox
07/15/20 11:22:08 PM
#499
Pants, who needs 'em?

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicWhat is the best religious song?
HylianFox
07/15/20 2:49:59 PM
#15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_ekjRWkX6A

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicUnfunny, Annoying Rick Gervais: The Office couldn't be made today
HylianFox
07/15/20 2:18:34 PM
#2
'The Office' is probably one of the few shows where you can say the US version was better

But that's still not saying much. That show would have been nothing without Steve Carrell...

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicThe actor playing Sully in the Uncharted film is...Mark Wahlberg
HylianFox
07/15/20 2:16:41 PM
#7
will he find a Transformer?

DeadBankerDream posted...
Gamers strike me as the audience most likely to not be aware that Mark Wahlberg is awful, honestly.

'The Fighter' was okay, I guess

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicSpace Force's new division, Starcom! Yes, like the 80s cartoon.
HylianFox
07/15/20 2:11:57 PM
#9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8BS9i6lop8

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicSpace Force's new division, Starcom! Yes, like the 80s cartoon.
HylianFox
07/15/20 2:09:37 PM
#8
eh, still better than SPACOM

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
Topicstill pisses me off they didn't make Finn & Poe a couple
HylianFox
07/14/20 7:52:28 PM
#1
just imagine Boyega goin' down on that

https://tinyurl.com/y96q8emr

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicI'd love an 'Average Smash Brothers'
HylianFox
07/14/20 7:45:37 PM
#6
thing is though PS All-Stars might have worked if it had just been a straight-up SSB clone and not introduce dumb mechanics

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicWait, what if Trump is tanking this election on purpose?
HylianFox
07/14/20 6:27:05 PM
#7
Thom Hartmann seems to think that Trump is going to milk his donors for all they're worth and then drop out

Personally, I don't think his massive ego would let him just cut and run like that no matter how unpopular he is

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
Topiche term "HD" has become irrelevant
HylianFox
07/14/20 6:21:39 PM
#1
"This is an HD TV!"

like no shit, ALL TVs are HD now. it's a meaningless distinction

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicTLOU2 is a ''kusoge'' according to japanese gamers
HylianFox
07/14/20 6:17:28 PM
#102
Snip-N-Snails posted...
Tbf I dont think theyve sunken to this level.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Neil_Druckmann/status/1279841603843051520

for TloU2 at least.

social media was a mistake

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicTLOU2 is a ''kusoge'' according to japanese gamers
HylianFox
07/14/20 2:47:34 PM
#97
jeez, is TLOU2 really that bad?

I've heard nothing but awful things about it

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicAre Zelda fans worse than Final Fantasy fans?
HylianFox
07/14/20 2:38:10 PM
#2
Sure, why not

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicWould a space-themed Zelda game work?
HylianFox
07/14/20 1:59:36 PM
#9
Shablagoo posted...
Is that where your username comes from lol

No, the "Fox" part of my username is actually my real name

that, and foxes are cool


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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicWould a space-themed Zelda game work?
HylianFox
07/14/20 1:56:16 PM
#6
Tyranthraxus posted...

it really is too bad Dinosaur Planet was never allowed to become its own franchise

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicWould a space-themed Zelda game work?
HylianFox
07/14/20 1:49:36 PM
#4
ALttP was originally supposed to be futuristic with Zelda as a fox-like humanoid thing

And you thought giving Pikachu boobs was weird

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicITT: Video game plots described poorly
HylianFox
07/14/20 1:47:06 PM
#70
Naked woman who uses her own hair for clothing fights hideous angels

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicITT: Video game plots described poorly
HylianFox
07/14/20 1:28:44 PM
#63
A ball and paddle wage war against an Easter Island statue

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicITT: Video game plots described poorly
HylianFox
07/14/20 1:22:52 PM
#59
A fox, a rabbit, a frog, and a bird wage war against a giant monkey brain

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicITT: Video game plots described poorly
HylianFox
07/14/20 1:19:54 PM
#57
DevsBro posted...
A black guy and a white guy wander around a house and fight each other to the death whenever they meet, then one of them flies away in an airplane.

Don't forget the one left behind then explodes for no reason

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicITT: Video game plots described poorly
HylianFox
07/14/20 1:11:55 PM
#52
A female contortionist commits genocide on space jellyfish

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicITT: Video game plots described poorly
HylianFox
07/14/20 1:05:23 PM
#44
An elastic pink ball devours all in its path

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicITT: Video game plots described poorly
HylianFox
07/14/20 1:03:13 PM
#39
A fat guy with a large spray bottle removes graffiti

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicExplain why human food that looks like this appeals to everyone
HylianFox
07/14/20 12:59:13 PM
#82
Herodopus posted...
imma throw a bumperino here

https://i.ibb.co/gmLX5cy/aethaerth.jpg

UNNGH I love it when people put HUGE onions slices on their burgers

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicThe Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
HylianFox
07/14/20 12:51:43 PM
#3
Is there a Late Late Late Late Show that so late it's actually a Morning Show?

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicITT: Video game plots described poorly
HylianFox
07/14/20 12:47:17 PM
#34
A large pig steals a triangle and a guy in a pointy hat and no pants stabs him to death

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
TopicIt's weird when an LED lightbulb burns out
HylianFox
07/14/20 12:44:49 PM
#1
These things have crazy-long lifespans

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
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