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TopicWasabi is shit
Paragon21XX
07/02/20 1:50:07 PM
#18
Wasaaaaabi!
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TopicTwo bodies found in Murderkill River
Paragon21XX
07/01/20 10:52:01 PM
#9
That name is all sorts of bad luck.

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TopicSo CE did your parents have any children that lived?
Paragon21XX
07/01/20 9:25:35 PM
#14
Three, and my brother says they stopped having kids just short of giving birth to the Antichrist.

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TopicAkira Toriyama = Hack
Paragon21XX
07/01/20 6:00:02 PM
#7
So when are you going to welcome him into your Fam?
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TopicWhy does he call himself a "low" tier god?
Paragon21XX
07/01/20 4:17:50 PM
#19
MC_BatCommander posted...
He uses low tier characters so he always has an excuse when he loses

He never loses because he ragequits before his opponent beats him.
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TopicIt's July 1st boys! you know what that means! ISP DATA CAPS ARE BACK!!!
Paragon21XX
07/01/20 1:53:35 PM
#14
La la la

Can't hear you over my unlimited data plan (AT&T Internet 1000).
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TopicI got my face mask exemption card
Paragon21XX
07/01/20 1:14:41 PM
#20
Philoktetes posted...
Takuya Lee posted...
You do know that's fake right? Using that won't get you anywhere.


do you think the minimum wage employees at the grocery store know that

I would have back in the day while I was working for my engineering degree, but management likely would have told me to not challenge the customer, especially with some people becoming violent as a result.

Poop2 posted...
lol

tc failing hard

You must be new here.
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TopicDo you get paid on a specific day of the week or of the month?
Paragon21XX
07/01/20 11:27:45 AM
#15
Every other Monday (Tuesday after if a holiday), but I always get a portion of my pay to my checking account on the Saturday before and the rest to my high-yield savings on Monday.
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Topicdamn, im saving so much money on gas and haircuts during quarantine
Paragon21XX
06/30/20 11:16:13 PM
#14
No_U_L7 posted...
it's toxic masculinity to think that a man can't go to a hair stylist. i have complicated hair and she has special tools that are equipped to deal with it. looking good every day is well worth the money
It's common wisdom to spend the least amount of money that still achieves the exact same result. There's nothing masculine or feminine about that.

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TopicWhy'd they have to get rid of Uh Oh Oreos?
Paragon21XX
06/30/20 10:52:14 AM
#6
Food companies do seem to love disappointing their customers, don't they? You find that one flavor that you really love and they discontinue it in short order leaving only the mediocre flavors to choose from.
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TopicPokemon said trans rights
Paragon21XX
06/30/20 10:11:59 AM
#12
Solar_Crimson posted...
This also happened in BW2, where one of the NPCs you could ride the ferris wheel with was explicitly trans in the Japanese version, but them being trans was completely removed in the International release.

You mean crossdresser. The Nursery Aide still identifies as a man but dressed as a woman to get a job that hired only women according to the translation.
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TopicYou're showering too much
Paragon21XX
06/30/20 12:15:47 AM
#8
cymbaline posted...
I'd legit rather die than take that article's advice and never shower.

Did you even read the article? It says you can shower, but not really hot and only scrub the "bits" regularly (underarms, groin, feet).
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TopicCameraman got his head smashed with a vase.
Paragon21XX
06/29/20 11:58:19 PM
#4
The Popo posted...
How did a breakable vase bounce like that?

Glasses and ceramics are very elastic. They are also very brittle which means they just tend to shatter when dropped or thrown most of the time.
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TopicRemember the stink people made when Pluto was re-classified
Paragon21XX
06/29/20 9:28:09 PM
#14
CommonJoe posted...
It was a circlejerk of people who dont know what actually happened arguing with each other.
Here's what happened: during their annual meeting in 2006, the IAU purposefully waited until less than 400 out of 2500 attending IAU members went home before holding a vote to decide if Pluto should be demoted (another 8000 members weren't even told about the vote that was to take place nor were they given the opportunity to voice their opinion).

In other words, Pluto was demoted to dwarf status through corrupt politics, not by scientific consensus.

indica posted...
This and the fact that at least two other dwarf planets further out than Pluto are also larger than Pluto
Eris, the only dwarf planet once thought to be larger than Pluto has been found to actually be smaller by a couple dozen miles in diameter when a detailed flyby made exact measurements of Pluto.

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TopicWhen you eat lobster do you care that the lobster was...
Paragon21XX
06/29/20 7:32:34 PM
#29
Lobster tail is best served boiled in seawater. It is even better when the lobster is still alive: the fear adds spice. >_>

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TopicUse half as much butter and add three slices of American
Paragon21XX
06/29/20 4:03:31 PM
#15
COVxy posted...
People who shit on american cheese are usually the people who have never bought deli american and think kraft singles is representative.

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TopicIs Karen now a slur?
Paragon21XX
06/29/20 1:10:10 PM
#45
No more than calling a woman a "Jezebel."
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Topic$1,000 or the ability to skip rocks at 500,000km per hour?
Paragon21XX
06/28/20 9:04:02 PM
#20
I've done the math and considering a 50 gram rock, it will have 482 megajoules of kinetic energy or the equivalent of 0.115 tons of TNT (a ton of TNT being 4.184 gigajoules). Give me the power!

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TopicScenario: This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass
Paragon21XX
06/27/20 10:37:08 PM
#3
Call the police and report him for sexual battery.

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TopicNINTENDHOE by Doja Cat
Paragon21XX
06/27/20 10:31:08 PM
#8
Tyranthraxus posted...
I don't know what she was being cancelled over before but we need to bring that back.
She's a welch.

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TopicWhy buy an electric lawn mower?
Paragon21XX
06/27/20 9:47:49 PM
#4
As someone that owns an battery-powered Ego lawn mower, the startup cost of battery-powered mowers are certainly higher than gas (more than double on average), but they are cheaper to use in the long run (only cost of operation other than a new battery every 5-10 years is the cost of electricity), simpler to use (pop in freshly-charged battery and go), do not require a trip to the gas station to restock on gas, require far less maintenance, zero emissions (if that's your thing), and also have "unlimited range."

Now when it comes to corded mowers...lol, just lol.

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TopicWhen odering a burger, do you keep everything?
Paragon21XX
06/27/20 6:29:50 PM
#4
CosmicShadows posted...
For me i just basically cut the mustard and pickles if it has it.

R1masher posted...
Hold the pickle, bro
No burger for you! Come back one year!

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TopicCould Washington D.C. become the 51st state?
Paragon21XX
06/26/20 5:36:00 PM
#26
K181 posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
Except the Democrats want it because it would add one more representative as well as two more senators to their side.

So give those areas back to Maryland.

Maryland and DC both oppose retrocession.

I don't care about what they prefer, they need to just accept the least contentious course of action that isn't simply maintaining the status quo (no voting representation beyond presidential elections). If it were simply about giving 700k residents direct representation in Congress like TheGoldenEel claimed against my earlier post, then they would also accept retrocession when statehood does not appear to be likely to happen.
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TopicThunderstorms
Paragon21XX
06/26/20 4:41:07 PM
#9
As long as my car is in the garage, I love to watch the fury of a thunderstorm. Otherwise I dread storms with possible hail if my car is out in the open.
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TopicCould Washington D.C. become the 51st state?
Paragon21XX
06/26/20 4:34:26 PM
#13
Hop103 posted...
Puerto Rico has a better chance than DC, no one wants DC as a state.

Except the Democrats want it because it would add one more representative as well as two more senators to their side.

TheGoldenEel posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
Constitutionally they cannot.
The make DC a state bill leaves a small district as unincorporated so that the seat of the US government is still not part of a state

the issue is the hundreds of thousands of unrepresented people in the city that has grown around these buildings

So give those areas back to Maryland.
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TopicCould Washington D.C. become the 51st state?
Paragon21XX
06/26/20 4:32:26 PM
#8
Constitutionally they cannot.
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TopicMy boyfriend of ten years left me because Im an alcoholic.
Paragon21XX
06/26/20 4:20:24 PM
#20
RavingShark posted...
Do be honest with you all I dont really intend to stop. At this point vodka is the only friend I have left. It makes me happy when the skies are grey.

If I want my skies to be colored something other than grey, I don't turn to the bottle, I put on my sunglasses with Oakley's Prizm Sapphire Polarized lenses (which are currently going through a prescription update ).
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TopicRIDDLE: 4 men walk into the desert
Paragon21XX
06/26/20 3:39:46 PM
#13
KILBOTz posted...
Wouldnt person 2 also get out then since they would infer the same as 3, that if they were the same, 4 would have called it out. But as they were different, they would know to be opposite of 3.

#2 has no reference point to infer his own color with. He can rely only upon the 3rd man to get free (riddle says they are released if any of them can guess his own color correctly).
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TopicYoutube be doing 42+ min ads now, UNSKIPPABLE
Paragon21XX
06/26/20 3:33:48 PM
#25
Are they showing the full episode as an ad or something?
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TopicRIDDLE: 4 men walk into the desert
Paragon21XX
06/26/20 3:29:41 PM
#7
Assuming they already know where everyone is in relation to each other: the third man. The fact that the fourth man does not speak up indicates that he sees a blue and white cap on those he can see in front of him (i.e. the second and third man). Therefore if the 2nd person is wearing a white cap then #3 is wearing blue or vice versa.
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TopicPress a button, and 1000 racist people die. How many times do you press it?
Paragon21XX
06/26/20 1:55:57 PM
#11
So you really mean 1000 random people.
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TopicWould you fuck a clone of yourself?
Paragon21XX
06/26/20 1:16:56 PM
#11
Not a same-sex clone.
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TopicEven if they named it Black Lives Matter Too, idiots would have still said...
Paragon21XX
06/26/20 12:35:07 PM
#9
Can I borrow your sliding machine, TC? I've always wanted to see a Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky Bridge in person and maybe even visit the other side.
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TopicFlorida adds another 8,942 new COVID-19 cases, breaking single-day record again
Paragon21XX
06/26/20 11:48:00 AM
#9
I'd like to see which counties are contributing the most to the daily count.
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TopicQuestion about Catholism.
Paragon21XX
06/25/20 3:38:29 PM
#5
Because the Catholic Church likes to keep tabs on its members, and what better way than to make them tell them what's going on by telling them that if they fail to confess any "mortal" sin that they would go to hell if they died then and there.
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TopicI just got AT&T fiber internet. 998Mbps download speed HOT DAMN!
Paragon21XX
06/25/20 3:24:51 PM
#42
Make sure to sign up for HBO Max that they include for no extra charge if you haven't already.
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Topicim feeling generous steam give away related
Paragon21XX
06/25/20 1:50:25 PM
#63
Beaver
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Topicim feeling generous steam give away related
Paragon21XX
06/25/20 1:40:18 PM
#50
Beluga
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Topicim feeling generous steam give away related
Paragon21XX
06/25/20 1:24:18 PM
#18
Wombat
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TopicHello everyone. I'm coming to you today to ask of you a favor.
Paragon21XX
06/25/20 12:03:35 PM
#4
Ah ah ah! You didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah! Ah ah ah!
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TopicStaples actually sells staples
Paragon21XX
06/24/20 9:46:15 PM
#7
Dick's is only called that because they are a bunch of jerkoffs when it comes to their so-called "storewide" coupons. I think they are related to Dick's Last Resort.

"You can get any single item in the store for 20% off! Except for this and this and this and this and this and this and this..."

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TopicBugs...... do you feel guilty killing them?
Paragon21XX
06/24/20 1:23:14 PM
#20
The only insect I actively spare in my home is the house centipede (I prefer them over spiders because at least they don't leave webs everywhere).
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TopicCircumcision should not be done on a child
Paragon21XX
06/24/20 12:04:36 PM
#43
Zikten posted...
it continues because of people like my sister in law saying stupid shit like "I want my son to look like his father"

it's a not needed thing that just keeps getting done each generation because "that's just tradition"

and it's not anti Semitic. most people in america who are cut are not jewish. and how is it anti semietic to want to end non Jewish circumcision? it's actually racist to force non jewish people to act according to jewish law

Jewish people can do it but we dont' have to. there is no reason for non jewish people to do it, unless for medical reasons. you all got scammed. the entire reason it's done was because in the 1800's a guy convinced people it would stop masturbation. most people praising it today aren't even religious. but the thing you love so much has a religious origins.

Except that a lot of people pushing to end circumcision want no exceptions at all, especially religious exceptions.
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TopicIf your tv or monitor is under 50 inches why even bother gaming?
Paragon21XX
06/23/20 11:00:17 AM
#21
Austin_Era_II posted...
Also people who think otherwise are highly incorrect.

To prove my point on a bigger screen when zooming in with a rifle I can see basically one side of the map to the other side making it easier to spot when an enemy shows up so I get the kill faster compared to a smaller screen when you zoom in things get cut off and it's harder to see the person especially for a headshot kill.

A buddy of mine who's into gaming invited me over for a game night I had to tell him I don't fuck with gamers unless you're a true gamer. I can't stand fakes laced in snakes! Fuck em!!!

If you aren't playing PC games with an ultrawide monitor, you aren't getting the experience you claim to have. Get on my level!
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TopicPeople really think ketchup doesn't belong on a hotdog?
Paragon21XX
06/22/20 4:58:45 PM
#31
The best hotdog condiment I've discovered is Boar Head's Pepperhouse Gourmaise (deli mustard, mayo, and peppercorn blend), but it has to be quality beef franks to work.
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TopicI feel bad for anyone named Karen at this point
Paragon21XX
06/22/20 3:36:32 PM
#17
fhqwhgads posted...
Geez

He's just living up to his username.
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TopicDon't you hate it when UPS or FedEx hand off to the post office?
Paragon21XX
06/22/20 3:26:34 PM
#8
I don't know about your local post office, but mine is really fast about delivering packages it receives from other shipping companies (same day most of the time).

The only handoff services I really, really, REALLY hate are UPS Mail Innovations and FedEx SmartPost as they are extremely slower than their usual ground shipping services.
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TopicFuck Aeris/Aerith. Peach or Toadstool?
Paragon21XX
06/22/20 2:19:58 PM
#24
Kisai posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
Exact same situation that Sega ran into with Eggman/Robotnik: dumb localization decision that the English translators eventually reversed course on in favor of the original name used in Japan.
They didn't completely reverse. They started using both Eggman AND Robotnik. Play the Sonic Adventure games.

Have you not played Sonic Generations? No one calls him Robotnik anymore: now it's just Eggman of the Past and Eggman of the Future.
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