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TopicWill you allow your teen to watch porn when you're a parent?
KnightofShikari
06/05/20 7:20:08 PM
#15
yes i will let my teenage 19 year old wife watch porn after she gives birth to my child

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TopicLAPD shoot rubber bullet at homeless man in wheelchair who was not protesting
KnightofShikari
06/05/20 8:13:11 AM
#15
from the looks of it he would have trouble even getting to half of them because of the curb. and since he's homeless it's not like he would be able to ram them with olympian level strength, so his top speed would be maybe 2 mph?

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TopicIs Alexandra Daddario the perfect girl?
KnightofShikari
06/03/20 10:30:49 PM
#5
she's the perfect person to play an incredibly sexy vampire or a succubus that can hypnotize men

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TopicYour honest thoughts on erotic literature?
KnightofShikari
06/03/20 5:39:25 PM
#16
TopicPolice destroy medical station in Asheville
KnightofShikari
06/03/20 1:59:30 PM
#19
TheOtherMike posted...
Assaulting health care workers who are performing their duties is a federal felony. I don't know if that extends to destroying their equipment and supplies, but...

Oh who am I kidding. They're cops, nothing will happen to them either way.
they had the dangerous chemicals like dihydrogen monoxide and food laden with sodium chloride

/s

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TopicTrump held a Bible he DOESNT read in front of a church he DOESNT attend.
KnightofShikari
06/02/20 10:30:00 PM
#26
see, the thing is trump really likes his own name though...

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TopicRemember the time Picard banged a 17 year old girl?
KnightofShikari
06/02/20 10:28:46 PM
#2
i think the character was supposed to be older considering they were graduating from the academy, at least i think that's the time period he was thrown into

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TopicWHY. DO. PEOPLE. POST. LIKE. THIS. caps.
KnightofShikari
06/02/20 6:35:23 PM
#13
TopicDC man takes dozens of protesters into his home after police had cornered them
KnightofShikari
06/02/20 6:28:26 PM
#10
thronedfire2 posted...
Surprised they didnt arrest him for being way over his apartments occupancy limit
surprised they didn't do a no knock 2 am raid in plainclothes then just start opening fire because they "feared for their life" because of the complete darkness really

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TopicThis motherfucker gasses innocent people and Thanks himself.
KnightofShikari
06/02/20 2:40:29 PM
#19
SiO4 posted...
LOL, I'm not holding my breath for that one.
i'm sure the response would be "i deserved it i should have just complied with the law! but damn them for making me stay inside when i need a haircut!"

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TopicThis motherfucker gasses innocent people and Thanks himself.
KnightofShikari
06/02/20 2:28:15 PM
#14
he's just making sure that people know who exactly to thank for the situation we're all in

thanks @KnightofShikari for bringing this message out to all these wonderful people

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Topici like my girls like i like my olive oil
KnightofShikari
06/02/20 2:25:35 PM
#5
overvalued on TV?

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TopicLAPD Chief blames George Floyd's death on looters
KnightofShikari
06/02/20 9:59:45 AM
#2
those dang time traveling looters

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TopicIt is better to cum in the shower than to shower in the cum.
KnightofShikari
06/02/20 9:58:54 AM
#2
it is better to pee in the sink than sink in the pee - Thomas Edison

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TopicCommander Adama tells you why soldiers can't police citizens! (BSG)
KnightofShikari
05/31/20 2:09:33 PM
#12
hopefully the new BSG sequel will be as good as this

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TopicCop falls off riot truck, pepper sprays nothing
KnightofShikari
05/31/20 10:24:49 AM
#16
i guess they don't teach situational awareness in the police since no one else was around

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TopicCop falls off riot truck, pepper sprays nothing
KnightofShikari
05/31/20 10:18:41 AM
#13
SocksForWoksMAX posted...
Seems like a precaution incase there were rioters behind them.
imagine if he had a real gun and there were peaceful protesters around. being this twitchy could have resulted in a murder just because he lost grip on the outside of the vehicle

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TopicThe wave of COVID-19 cases from these riots is going to be unreal
KnightofShikari
05/30/20 10:44:54 PM
#2
3 more months of playing ga- i mean, working from home

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TopicWoman claims she gets shamed in the street because her boobs are too big.
KnightofShikari
05/30/20 5:54:25 PM
#6
Topic"These protests are getting bad. QUICK, launch the shuttle rocket!"
KnightofShikari
05/30/20 9:54:15 AM
#4
TopicShe says "Tu veux aider décoller mon chemise?"
KnightofShikari
05/29/20 9:04:40 PM
#11
qui a coupe le fromage

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TopicMinneapolis bus drivers refuse to transport protesters to jail
KnightofShikari
05/29/20 3:34:46 PM
#24
i mean, what's the legality of using public buses for police transportation? i imagine the buses and drivers might only be insured for their regular route. what happens if something happens due to the riot? is the bus company liable or the police since they commandeered the bus?

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TopicOne hundred million billion zillion krillion dollars but
KnightofShikari
05/29/20 2:55:04 PM
#3
i'll pay someone to shitpost for me. or better yet train an AI to shitpost just like me

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TopicThe perfect girl or the perfect body
KnightofShikari
05/29/20 12:52:48 PM
#14
crennigo posted...
Umm the perfect body is for you, so...
never said it does anything for my mind, so...

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TopicThe perfect girl or the perfect body
KnightofShikari
05/29/20 12:26:15 PM
#9
what if my perfect girl is a super scientist and gives me a dose of super soldier serum to make me have the perfect body?

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TopicDo you prefer your pizza boneless?
KnightofShikari
05/29/20 11:03:10 AM
#7
SoundNetwork posted...
the eskimos use every part of the whale including the bones... americans should follow the same example
hopefully if the launch is successful tomorrow we can resume whaling operations on the moon

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TopicDo people know if you're looking at the hot girl on Zoom calls
KnightofShikari
05/29/20 10:20:24 AM
#4
"oh damn my webcam is busted, can you still hear me though?"

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TopicAfter a $25M bailout, American Airlines will be cutting 5K jobs
KnightofShikari
05/29/20 9:49:23 AM
#7
Crono99 posted...
So, where'd the money go?
something will trickle down, right?

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TopicNow that Gargoyles is on Disney plus, you can watch one of the greatest shows.
KnightofShikari
05/27/20 4:08:50 PM
#2
i wonder if it's still the censored version of the gun control episode on disney+

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TopicPeople who send emails...
KnightofShikari
05/27/20 3:08:21 PM
#7
voldothegr8 posted...
Any helpdesk ticket that comes in all caps gets put on the bottom of the pile
"spam filter must have accidentally put it in the trash. i'll add it to the queue now"

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TopicRegarding mail in ballots...why is going to vote such a hurdle for Democrats?
KnightofShikari
05/27/20 10:09:24 AM
#13
taking time off just to vote can also be a challenge. you either need to use PTO, don't get paid, or risk getting fired if there's no one to take your place. sometimes if money's tight you can't afford not to work so you miss out on voting

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TopicCNN: Men die more from coronavirus, but the real victims are women.
KnightofShikari
05/26/20 10:37:27 PM
#3
cuttin_in_farm posted...
Is this like the women lose their husbands/sons in war thing?
being a dependa is the hardest job in the military, you know....

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TopicFinal fantasy IX fan made HD remaster is out
KnightofShikari
05/26/20 10:31:41 PM
#24
ok so the backgrounds are HD and they fixed the analog support. looked at a few images but are the battle menus like the ps1 version or still based on mobile?

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TopicThe girl I like loves Star Wars. Help me find some good Star Wars memes to send.
KnightofShikari
05/25/20 7:40:23 PM
#13
TopicIs the Switch done?
KnightofShikari
05/25/20 8:32:35 AM
#25
i'm guessing this topic is just baiting for someone to pull out a list of upcoming switch games for the TC to just go "suck sucks sucks garbage crap" to the entire thing

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TopicSo what is the excuse for church goers getting Covid ?
KnightofShikari
05/24/20 7:40:54 PM
#3
it's either "they didn't have enough faith" or "god has a plan"

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TopicHave you ever had a 500 topic?
KnightofShikari
05/23/20 10:09:25 AM
#3
50% of the time unless it's console war shit usually right after i post the topic dies

sorry in advance

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TopicI just walked 15 miles straight
KnightofShikari
05/22/20 2:54:14 PM
#4
but would you walk for 15 more?

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TopicIf a cashier gave you too much money back do you think you would keep it
KnightofShikari
05/21/20 5:04:21 PM
#4
i would question why i'm using paper currency

but yeah i would give it back if i notice it

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TopicIs Breath of the Wild 2 is the same map, will you buy it?
KnightofShikari
05/21/20 3:08:29 PM
#5
i'm hoping they'll have a big underground section, as well as big dungeons that pop up in the overworld. there's new things in the map, but some of it is the same. since the guardians are deactivated, people start coming back since it's safe. and since guardians are gone, maybe the yiga clan is more active, or since ganon is back more of the traditional monsters can burst forth

would be nice if there was more interactivity with the world map. like, maybe tarry town, but more significant upgrades and reasons. rebuild hyrule town, people move in, get access to different things. upgrades, new abilities, more people, shops, that sort of thing

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TopicJulia, Hitomi Tanaka, or Anri Okita?
KnightofShikari
05/21/20 11:40:52 AM
#25
i like how firm anri's are, just wish that with her enhanced pregnancy boobs she would still show them off. though her censored videos of her lactating are amazing though

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TopicSo Trump is really scared of mail in voting
KnightofShikari
05/21/20 10:59:21 AM
#19
trying to kill mail in voting is also hurting the troops. imagine risking your life, not having a choice of where you're going, and then you can't even have the most basic of american rights?

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TopicRO still tops FFXIV imo
KnightofShikari
05/21/20 10:22:03 AM
#2
Topic"Only the sith deal in absolutes"
KnightofShikari
05/21/20 9:09:07 AM
#10
lilORANG posted...
Yes, and Obi Wan was a Sith. It only took you 14 years to figure it out.
wait, that's an absolute as well! you must be a sith! ahhhh

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TopicJust finished the first episode of Battlestar Galactica (spoilers)
KnightofShikari
05/20/20 4:26:27 PM
#8
boxington posted...
William Adama is probably my favorite commander in fiction
SO SAY WE ALL

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TopicChad is sleeping with your girlfriend RIGHT NOW.
KnightofShikari
05/20/20 4:00:00 PM
#9
but my hand is right there, literally on the right. lefty though, don't know if i can trust that

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TopicTruly, she's the perfect woman but
KnightofShikari
05/20/20 3:39:32 PM
#11
TopicThousands evacuated in Michigan as emergency declared after dams burst
KnightofShikari
05/20/20 11:32:05 AM
#14
a bunch of people dying or losing their homes means nothing to trump since it's not directly impacting him

the same people receiving mail in ballots does, so that's the most important thing. plus, they're poor now, so they mean even less than before

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