Lurker > yemmy

My vote is the school busses

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DontHateMe posted...

Do you like your boots deep fried or regular? Lmao

Bro when you got Stephen A Smith calling you out for being a piece of shit it is kinda over for you.

A lot of people don't dislike Kaepernick not just because he neeled at the nat anthem. They dislike him because time and time again he's been an attention seeking whore. He got a chance to get back in the league (actually multiple) and fucked it up on purpose because he's a garbage ass player but he still plays the victim card.

I'll feel bad for Kaep if he ever gets his ass beat by police and I'm being sincere when i say that but dude is a whore and needs to shut the fuck up. He just wants attention so he can get back in the league based on his skin color and not how skilled of a player he actually is.

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He posted this last year after he got those dope Air Max 87s pulled

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You want to romp with me
I murder bumbaclot for fun

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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

My dad had a 45-70 shotgun

Rifle

.45-70 is not a shotgun round.

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Malcrasternus posted...

Four.


Kinda want to add a lever action to the mix.

Get 45-70 bro

Anyway I'm good on guns that is all anyone on CE needs to know.

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Wasn't that Raptor guy in the movie theater that got shot up in Colorado?

Or am i thinking of another guy?

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I buy too many used eBay disc only games to get a digital only system


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There you go buddy

Now don't say I never did shit for you lol.

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That pilot for HBO 'The Deuce' had a dude get blown in a phone booth. Not sure if real.

That HBO show Euphoria's 2nd or 3rd episode had so many dicks in it that I decided to stop watching it.

What is funny is my mom wanted to watch the new HBO Perry Mason and I said "get ready for dicks it's an HBO show". She didn't think I was serious. It only took like 10 minutes to figure out I wasn't joking.

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You have cash app?

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SH_expert44 posted...

I left out some PBR under the American flag last night, and when i woke up I found a nice fireworks assortment and a Keith Urban CD.

Thanks Kid Rock

You do know Keith Urban is Australian, right? I mean "shrimp on the barbie" accent Australian (also married to an Australian). Shoulda said like Jason Aldean or Blake Shelton and it woulda made sense.

Of was that part of the joke and it went over my head?

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Christian RULES posted...

it should be but this is the board where "shut the fuck up" is okay.

I knew about "shut the fuck up", because that is the edgy thing to say when you don't have anything to say at all but are mad and don't want to take an L.

But "go to hell" is basically telling someone you wish they were dead (or when they die, get tortured for all eternity).

I'm guessing in another context on CE if I told someone to "go to hell" I would get modded very quickly.

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finger near a brotha b hole like whoa

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is it not against the TOS to tell people to "go to hell"?

6 hours ago and it is still there?

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don't believe me just WATCH

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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Yeah maybe I'm still missing context but honestly if someone does something like that to me, but your ass they're gonna be looking down a barrel real quick.

yep that is why this will get thrown out of court quick as fuck.

I have seriously never donated to a "go fund me" or whatever but if a judge doesn't drop those charges I'll be donating to their legal defense.

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that show is one of those that you think it is good then you realize that it isn't after you think about it

if it weren't for Jason Bateman I woulda probably never watched more than like 1 season

the simple fact that someone in the US could grow enough poppy to process raw heroin and the fucking DEA not finding out and putting those rednecks under the jail is laughable enough, but that is actually one of the less impossible things that happen on that show.

also yeah they distribute their heroin through a church service done on boats with the dope stashed in the hymnals, yet the pastor had no fuckin idea there were 2 different colored hymnals and the guy passing them out was a drug dealer.

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i got a .380 on each ankle
.38 in my right
.25 in my left
chopper in the trunk
glock in my belt

I'M ON IT

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It's "I'll beat your motherfuckin ass" chasing down the minivan until she upped that pistol. Lol.

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Siaperaz posted...

Hey Bullet Wing, If i prove to you that I have a post graduate degree from a top 10 university in the world will you close your account?

That just makes it even sadder, that you're on CE arguing with a bunch of NEETS about Corona with a masters from a prestigious school.

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When Chevy Chase drops the glass of water and it disappears

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RE7 is fuckin nuts lol

I love it

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EBay usually

I'm a cheap skate and like to find games that are disc only for like $10 cheaper

Also my phone I have RN I got for $150 and it is normally like $250. Just because it was open box and had a slight scuff on the bottom next to the charging port

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What caliber?

NeonOctopus posted...

If it was a suicide attempt, I would assume he'd aim for the head or something. Shooting your liver or spleen sounds like an awfully painful way to go >_>

Liver takes like 30-45 mins to go once it it completely fails due to trauma. Musta been a lucky shot because a 38 or 9mm or whatever through the center of the liver is a death sentence


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Taste like kool aid at the end of the month lol

No wonder they're 2 dollars off

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CommonJoe posted...

Cooking is a lot more enjoyable if you do it yourself piggie.

Well I'd cook too brah but I hardly cook by myself

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The quarantine wouldn't be shit.

As chauvinist as is sounds, I could fuck, eat, smoke, and stream my way through life if I had a 7/10 chick that could cook/fuck/play video games with me.

One of my friends on Xbox is like that. He sells weed, sits around, fucks his girl, and she cooks for him.

Would be the fuckin life man

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Dem rugers don't fire unless you got a clip in em

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I switched to Android about 2 years ago.

I kinda kicked myself for not switching earlier tbh.

Unless you life revolves around all Apple accessories then it is pointless.

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TroutPaste posted...

Is it a solid browser?

It is not bad. Not really better than Chrome or Opera imo.

I haven't used it to stream stuff I don't think yet but last time I was streaming shows Firefox was the best


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I did it because I wanted my passwords to be there

If you have an android phone all of your passwords are saved to your Google account

Also the reason it can take your chrome info and use chrome extensions is that it runs on Chromium. I've been using it exclusively on my work laptop since it came out and it is nice

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Master system obvs

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Bath salts

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You have a party where 2 dudes go in the bathroom and the one with the smaller dick leaves. By the time it is over the guy in the bathroom left wins

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@SevenTenths see if it works now

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https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/yem69420/

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honestly small amounts of alcohol help me a lot

my problem is that I like to mix things with alcohol or overdo it. Once you hit like 30 overdoing alcohol is really taxing on you too.


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They are having a serious problem with people refusing to come back to work. I saw that coming from a mile away when people working $10/HR beforehand were suddenly making like $24/HR doing nothing.

I read in my newspaper they are taking away unemployment for those that refuse unless they have a really good excuse.

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evil_zombie11 posted...

So did they even accomplish anything? I followed them and didnt see anything of too much significance.

They shot up a shitload of meth and heroin

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So what are you gonna do for llike, money?

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500mg of K is a fucking shitload


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SpriteLimit posted...

Cause I don't have to listen to them

Well they don't have to serve you food.

A lesson in capitalism.

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Everybody knows that

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I just did about 20 rips of the sap with strawberry cheesecake drank 4 white claws and took about 4 sticks I'm feeling fucking good

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Who posted?

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TopKekBro posted...

Well you know what they say about a fool and his money lol

The people taking up for a guy who followed a woman home after a road rage incident and then pulled out the race card when people were like "Why the fuck did you follow her home?" Are the the fools.

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I'd bet $10,000 that she never used the N word. He only brought that up after the huge crowd gathered and he had to explain why he followed her home.

I'm not taking up for people break checking and flipping folks off but you don't follow folks home over road rage incidents and then jump out on them.

At that point he was trespassing on her property and she had the right to defend herself.

This dude just wanted his 15 minutes of fame for real. If I followed everyone home and confronted everyone who cut me off or brake checked me I'd be fuckin dead right now and I'm white as snow.


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