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Topicben garrison horny cartoon ghislane maxwell
Machete
07/06/20 6:20:56 PM
#11
he didn't do it right. Those white fluffy things in the sky aren't labelled, so I have no idea what the flying fuck they are... marshmallows? Semen splotches? They could be anything! I need them labelled properly, ben garrison!

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TopicITT: we write a letter to Trump 1 word at a time.
Machete
07/06/20 1:51:30 PM
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penis

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TopicA man was almost lynched in Bloomington, Indiana
Machete
07/06/20 1:46:32 PM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
Exactly. These people were enabled by Donald Trump.


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TopicDakota Access Pipeline to be shut down next month, court rules
Machete
07/06/20 1:41:03 PM
#11
I don't even know what that is, however...

Antifar posted...
stunning defeat for the Trump

I approve


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TopicVegy General Version 1: CE is ready
Machete
07/05/20 11:05:40 PM
#12


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TopicBroadway Star Nick Cordero Succumbs to COVID-19
Machete
07/05/20 11:02:57 PM
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Kingbuffet posted...
Sorry I can see how it can come out that way, no what I am saying is to all the young people out there that aren't taking it serious and think it's just old people dying. Everyone needs to take this thing seriously.

okay cool, no worries. The post looks ambiguous but I didn't want to just assume shitposting even though so many motherfucking idiot morons shitpost about it constantly all over the internet -_-... upon re-reading, I was like "well hang on here, the message could go either way. I should ask before I rush to judgment..."

It really sucks that people who would make me question posts like yours would even have a motherfucking voice to begin with, let alone a voice that might get in my head and make me wonder about posts that aren't even fucked up or wrong -_-

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TopicBroadway Star Nick Cordero Succumbs to COVID-19
Machete
07/05/20 10:55:58 PM
#36
Kingbuffet posted...
41 years old...

Very young so don't think you are invincible to this disease because you aren't 65+, no, you don't know how it will feel effect your body to YOUR unique situation

I don't know who you are, but this looks like victim blaming D:

I hope it's not.

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TopicReal talk: Why are the US covid cases increasing so much?
Machete
07/05/20 10:54:01 PM
#11
REMercsChamp posted...
I don't believe it's JUST because of Trump or because of the people breaking the rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFul4_mL8B4

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TopicBroadway Star Nick Cordero Succumbs to COVID-19
Machete
07/05/20 10:52:33 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
People are probably asking, "why was his leg amputated?" Well, because when your lungs can't function probably your extremities slowly die. I've seen pictures of white COVID patients that turned flat out black and purple. They looked like extras from the Walking Dead. When your body can't process oxygen, it dies. Sometimes piece by piece.

ib4 "but why would a blood illness affect blood?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?? D: D: D:"

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TopicBroadway Star Nick Cordero Succumbs to COVID-19
Machete
07/05/20 10:25:15 PM
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Sir Will posted...
You have a lot of people blocked I guess, including me for some reason.

All of those posts are either the person who is trolling or people quoting the person who is trolling, so they would all be missing if the person who is trolling is blocked (regardless of those who quoted that account)

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TopicThe risk of conflict between China and the USA is rising
Machete
07/05/20 10:17:06 PM
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FunnyPies posted...
Fitting username.


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TopicBroadway Star Nick Cordero Succumbs to COVID-19
Machete
07/05/20 10:15:49 PM
#18
God fucking damn it. I didn't know who he was before he was in the news but seeing updates as frequently as they were updating made me really root for him and feel for his wife and family and everything they were going through not just having to endure it but keeping the experience as public as it was.

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TopicUnfairRepresent shows up at your house naked.
Machete
07/05/20 8:49:10 PM
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he has one penis. I have four machetes. Even if he has the largest penis of any human on the planet, it's still smaller than my smallest machete. At the very least, I make it clear that he is putting his penis in grave danger by fucking with my apartment...

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TopicPeople are starting to call COVID19 the Trump Virus because wild spread in U.S.
Machete
07/05/20 8:44:22 PM
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Starting to? I've been calling it that for months....

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TopicSome lady at work literally asked, what size is a medium drink?
Machete
07/05/20 7:53:05 PM
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I would have responded "well it's larger than a small but smaller than an extra medium..."

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TopicGrave for a DEAD DOG in 1902 has been REMOVED cause his name was the N-WORD!!
Machete
07/05/20 7:50:49 PM
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this reminds me of a Clint Eastwood movie I saw where there was a dog named after the f word homophobic slur

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TopicVicious_Dios is SUSPENDED
Machete
07/05/20 7:41:55 PM
#85
well at least he was decent to me the other night in my topic about getting laid off. Normally he and I do not get along.

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TopicAw yeah dat mushroom tip
Machete
07/05/20 7:35:04 PM
#3
obligatory @Choco

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TopicEveryone has a price
Machete
07/05/20 7:33:04 PM
#6
about tree fiddy

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TopicMilitias flock to Gettysburg to prevent fictional Antifa flag burning
Machete
07/05/20 6:23:43 PM
#15
Zikten posted...
This is the video of the Black Lives Matter shirt guy being surrounded by angry trumpers

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hlealg/angry_mob_surrounds_a_methodist_pastor_for/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

lmao at the camera focusing up close on that one fat guy's hairy nipple...

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TopicMilitias flock to Gettysburg to prevent fictional Antifa flag burning
Machete
07/05/20 6:17:22 PM
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Antifar posted...
They encountered no one from antifa, but one of the armed militia members accidentally shot himself in the leg with a revolver.



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Topici'm almost 28 and my mom treats me like i'm 5 (AMA)
Machete
07/05/20 6:12:31 PM
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crazybones posted...
yes i do

pics?

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TopicIs QAnon some kind of social experiment
Machete
07/05/20 6:11:10 PM
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I remember seeing a clip where a reporter was talking to a rabid q anon person and said "but there's no evidence of q" and the crazy person replied "well... there's no non-evidence either!"

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Topicjust won big money on this poker hand $$$$
Machete
07/04/20 11:12:06 PM
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lucky fuck... I once hit a club royal against a JA full house (don't remember if jacks or aces full tbh) and a site monitor was watching and transfered me $50 just for "playing good poker" but I fucking lost it all the same night :(

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TopicSo my wife asked if we can have children now
Machete
07/04/20 11:08:30 PM
#18
I want to give good and useful advice but I don't know how to unpack this specific scenario really, so... *shrugs*

I guess... best of luck.

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TopicAre you voting Kanye for 2020?
Machete
07/04/20 9:10:27 PM
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if he wanted my vote, he wouldn't have said god or capitalized it...

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TopicTrump : We delivered victory in Operation Desert Storm in the jungles of Vietnam
Machete
07/04/20 9:04:29 PM
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Guide posted...
This is basically every right wing argument on every forum. If they're wrong about everything, you don't know where to begin and just kinda give up.

In a strange sort of way, I think the user Drug_Smoker said it best in their 2nd signature line...

That pretty much personifies the US as a whole right now. We are all collectively in a shared but muddled state of mind that can only be universally described as "xXvagina420Xx"

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TopicTrump : We delivered victory in Operation Desert Storm in the jungles of Vietnam
Machete
07/04/20 8:44:21 PM
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This is one of those moments when too many things are wrong to even comment about and a sensible person just looks at it and says "I can't do it..." and walks away...

and these types of moments have been happening with that bloated blumpkin for a long time now...

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TopicTrashy, DISGUSTING woman charged with SUCKING a 15 year old boy
Machete
07/04/20 8:40:13 PM
#21
Zikten posted...
a marijuana joint. it sounds like she was drunk and trying to smoke pot with a kid. and she fumbled with the lighter and then gave up and went for oral sex instead

I'm no stranger to asinine drunk "logic" but I'm still scratching my head here. "Well I was drunk and wanted to also get high while drunk but that didn't work so I committed statutory rape instead." Like... why were those two things comparable in your mind? >_>

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TopicDo you still play Pokemon Go?
Machete
07/04/20 8:27:56 PM
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I stopped a few months ago. I deleted the app because spam notifications and I planned to download again and play again once I got a new phone and went back to work, but back to work isn't going to happen :( and new phone hasn't happened because the one I was going to get has been sold out the whole time.

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TopicHow do you feel about getting people fired for being racist?
Machete
07/04/20 8:25:39 PM
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If you do/say racist shit and get fired for it, \_()_/

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Topicso i guess my unemployment is over
Machete
07/04/20 7:40:53 PM
#15
Sorry to hear that. I still have I think about half of my full amount left and the extra 600 has been very helpful but now I'm worried because I went from temporarily out of work to fully laid off as of about a week ago and I really have no idea what I'm gonna do. Job prospects in the area are not good and my state is definitely the type that would fully lock down again if the virus starts to surge again (we were 3rd most cases in the US for a while) so I'm like in a sort of limbo within limbo status :/

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TopicShould you own a house by ur 30's
Machete
07/04/20 7:34:31 PM
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I've wanted to buy a house but I'm glad I didn't considering I just got laid off last week from the job I've had for almost 10 years :(

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Topicpeople joke and meme about it but 2020 has been p bad
Machete
07/04/20 7:32:19 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
but mental health

fucking tell me about it -_-

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TopicEpstein's ex-wife is going to name names
Machete
07/04/20 7:31:16 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
Trump

yes

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TopicPresidential Candidate Tucker Carlson. 2024. Would you vote for him?
Machete
07/04/20 7:27:33 PM
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I would not vote for cucker. he is a bad person.

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TopicHow do I successfully transplant a spider?
Machete
07/04/20 6:11:04 PM
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just out of curiosity, which one of your organs are you replacing with a spider?

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TopicITT: gunplagirl delivers
Machete
07/04/20 6:09:17 PM
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R1masher posted...
youse

I wish more people said this

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TopicI still LOL @ how hard Robin Thicke's life fell apart
Machete
07/04/20 6:02:12 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
>Divorced by his own wife

well at least he wasn't divorced by someone else's wife. That would have been weird...

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Topic22 Bottles of beer on the wall, Lahey stumbles and breaks them all.. LETS DRINK!
Machete
07/04/20 2:13:09 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I saw you got laid off man, and i'm sorry about that. There's some history here but i'm not one to kick a guy when he's down. Fuck this virus, and all the people it's effecting. I'm sorry things went South for you, and all the people's lives getting drastically impacted by this. We all have our demons, and our histories, but sometimes it's cool to say fuck it, raise a glass and drink our problems away so we can worry about them tomorrow.

I will raise a glass to any of you tonight. It was alwqays an imosed burden, at most. Always dumb, Always smart with WALTER :D

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TopicJust shy of 10 years, I got laid off, CE :(
Machete
07/04/20 2:06:50 AM
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heh. I appreaciate that and I want to stay in consideration, but iirc we're a bit far away from each other so that would be a bit tough.

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Topic22 Bottles of beer on the wall, Lahey stumbles and breaks them all.. LETS DRINK!
Machete
07/04/20 2:03:52 AM
#305
I know I'm probably "banned" from these because fucking Johnny and me don't get along but that's an epic pic right there and I don't fucking care if I'm banned or whatever. I'm in the mood to post here so here I am lol. Sorry if I piss anyone else off other than Johnny). And I'm drunk also for whatever that's relevant and/or worth...

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TopicJust shy of 10 years, I got laid off, CE :(
Machete
07/04/20 1:59:04 AM
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cerealbox760 posted...
Where did you work?

a small online business. That's all I'll say...

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TopicJust shy of 10 years, I got laid off, CE :(
Machete
07/04/20 1:56:54 AM
#16
kingdrake2 posted...
it's good that one has savings. that will keep things afloat for months until things pick back up again.
when they find a reliable treatment for covid or vaccine everything will pick back up to near normal.

I always knew you were a wise one

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TopicJust shy of 10 years, I got laid off, CE :(
Machete
07/04/20 1:52:47 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
What kind of work did you do?

shipping dept. for a small internet business. I wasn't essential apparently :(

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TopicJust shy of 10 years, I got laid off, CE :(
Machete
07/04/20 1:46:51 AM
#11
KaZooo posted...
so maybe he can act as a reference?

oh absolutely. That was always part of the conversation. We had talked a number of times since March and it was always (I'll get back to you about work) and then after a few later months, it was "Call me when you can." and he opened with "I have bad news." I guess he was hanging on for a few years now (he owns multiple businesses). The other business was hurting for some time and Covid hit both hard enough so he had to cut back hard on both and that mean absorbing my job :(

but yeah, the reference is there as soon as I find a viable new job. My area is not in good shape now but when we start up again, I'll be in a better position to figure shit out...

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