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| Topic | Norm Macdonald: Dave Chapelle is the next MLK. |
| HagenEx 06/14/20 8:29:21 AM #18 | Lord_Wombat posted... Who is Carr, and how do you feel about Lewis Black if you love "bitchy"comedians? Jimmy Carr. He has the best offensive punchlines ever. You can argue his delivery and overall personality, since he's kind of robotic, but the dude is genius. And Lewis Black I'm not too familiar with. I've seen some clips on Youtube but never a full special. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Jusr had a thought, Kanye has somehow avoided the news for quite awhile |
| HagenEx 06/14/20 7:49:22 AM #5 | That the same dude that married the chick from the sextape he used to watch while he had sex? What a legend. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Norm Macdonald: Dave Chapelle is the next MLK. |
| HagenEx 06/14/20 7:16:11 AM #12 | IMO Carlin > Pryor > Burr > Chapelle > Carr. The ones that complain about shit are always the best. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Favorite type of Sword? |
| HagenEx 06/14/20 6:35:35 AM #44 | The Khopesh, without a doubt. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Kim Jong Un's sister threatens military action against South Korea,... |
| HagenEx 06/14/20 6:00:29 AM #6 | Irony posted... I want her to stomp me and call me a mongrel dog While dressed in a legion explorer armor. That's the dream. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | $700,000 but your genitals become a random color. |
| HagenEx 06/14/20 5:35:31 AM #20 | Green dick. Gimme my 700k. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | I do not think there is any way to fix US police truly stop their violence |
| HagenEx 06/14/20 5:30:03 AM #12 | I like the fact that in TC's link he refers to himself as "former bastard cop". That's pretty neat. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Some poor dude gets killed in a Wendy's parking lot by cops |
| HagenEx 06/14/20 5:18:32 AM #5 | I'm all for policing the police. I think it's necessary, but fuck, man. What do private businesses have to do with ANYTHING regarding social injustice and what not? --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Some poor dude gets killed in a Wendy's parking lot by cops |
| HagenEx 06/14/20 5:15:27 AM #1 | People: "Let's burn the Wendy's". Dumbasses. Wonder if they'll burn their own houses if police decides to start rounding them up and shackling/killing them inside their homes. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Personal thoughts on George Floyd case |
| HagenEx 06/13/20 3:24:51 PM #14 | As someone who has been to many protests in my own country (though for political reasons, not racial/police brutality) since 2010, I have to say I support the protests, which are well intended at heart, but I have to bash anyone that thinks looting and destroying private property is necessary to be heard. They hide behind false mottos and "organizations", the same organizations that let opposing views people infiltrate them and stir up shit. BLM is a mistake. Antifa is also a mistake. All these organizations don't serve the common people (not saying the government does), they serve themselves and a handful of people's pockets. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Football is OFFICIALLY back aww yea FUCK YES |
| HagenEx 06/13/20 2:56:12 PM #19 | hitokoriX posted... Vegy I don't know how many times I gotta say -- Barca ain't all that anymore True, but Messi still is. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Football is OFFICIALLY back aww yea FUCK YES |
| HagenEx 06/13/20 2:54:18 PM #18 | About an hour until the game. Got my beer and snacks ready. Had two pals coming over to watch the game but they cancelled last minute because they had a car accident. They're okay but car is wrecked. It's been too damn long without seeing the GOAT play. Though it's Mallorca, so he's probably scoring today. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | What would you do if your daughter brought home her new girlfriend |
| HagenEx 06/13/20 8:09:56 AM #18 | toyota posted... Point is, why the fuck are they using these games to try and showcase and encourage people to spend $500+ to buy a PS5 Because there are NO OTHER GAMES maybe? There's a thing called Coronavirus out there, you know? --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | as a PUA/engineer, here's the math formula to determine if a girl will bang you |
| HagenEx 06/13/20 1:51:04 AM #6 | Yeah no gonna read that. I just live by a good ol' saying my grandfather taught me. "El que coje feas coje el doble. El que coje gordas, coje el triple" Basically the guy that fucks the ugly ones, fucks twice. The guy that fucks the fat ones, fucks thrice. It just works for me. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | What would you do if your daughter brought home her new girlfriend |
| HagenEx 06/13/20 1:47:53 AM #14 | toyota posted... Next gen console The PS4 ran Slay The Spire. Won several awards in 2019, and was critically acllaimed according to both critics and users. You could also run it on Intel 3100 integrated graphics and 2GB DDR2 RAM from 13 years ago. Your point? --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Large breast with flat ass or thicc ass with small breast? |
| HagenEx 06/13/20 1:43:11 AM #2 | Honestly, gimme the Thicc ass chick. Grabbing ass is better than grabbing tits. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | So my roommate is stuck with a $770 electric bill because his mom is a bitch :/ |
| HagenEx 06/13/20 1:41:59 AM #7 | The problem is not that he didn't read what he signed. He probably did. The main issue here is that his mom is AN ASSHOLE. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | i give you all TURBO KAREN |
| HagenEx 06/13/20 1:34:20 AM #42 | Yeah that's not a Karen. Karens are not racist. They're intolerant and batshit crazy, but not racist. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Bukkake Obama |
| HagenEx 06/12/20 9:15:43 AM #5 | Alucard188 posted... I remember when bukkake was an autoflagged/banned word. And now it's 2020, and he's the President of El Salvador. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Your reaction if you found out your son/daughter said something racist? |
| HagenEx 06/12/20 9:14:57 AM #4 | Tik Tok was a mistake. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Why does beer taste so bad when eating food |
| HagenEx 05/09/20 4:57:42 PM #13 | It's okay to have shitty taste buds. It happens to a lot of people. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | My april google maps location visits was released |
| HagenEx 05/09/20 4:25:03 PM #2 | No_U_L7 posted... I went to only 3 places all month.... Cool. I have literally never left the house. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Which actor do you think has an unexpected Oscar performance hidden inside them? |
| HagenEx 05/09/20 4:23:07 PM #16 | The dude that plays Kylo Ren was pretty good in that movie with the chick that plays Black Widow Also, I think Elisabeth Moss has a ton of potential. She just needs the right role. I mean, Jennifer Lawrence and Brie Larson won it thanks to visionary directors, not because they were talented (they're not). --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Is the OG Man Fan topic available anywhere to view? |
| HagenEx 05/09/20 4:16:44 PM #3 | No, and people really need to forget about that shit. it was funny for like a week, then they tried to make it an actual meme, and FAILED MISERABLY. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | What religion are you? |
| HagenEx 05/09/20 4:14:49 PM #11 | I'm Messianic. I worship Lionel Messi, his magical left foot and his almighty beard. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Do you think she's cute? |
| HagenEx 05/09/20 4:06:30 PM #12 | DespondentDeity posted... Who's that, Ashley Johnson? https://www.instagram.com/katemcreynoldsblog/?hl=en --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Venezuela opposition negotiated $213M deal with US security company for coup |
| HagenEx 05/08/20 11:18:31 PM #15 | You guys are so late to the party. Guaid's signature was forged on the document, which dates back to October and had already been scratched in November as "unviable" because they doubted Goudreau having the numbers, equipment or tactical prowess to carry out the operation successfully. JJ Rendon, one of the (real) signers confirmed it all on CNN. Bio1590 posted... lmao apparently the up-front payment was only $1.5M and they didn't even pay Silvercorp that and the guy still decided to go ahead with the operation. It was only $50 thousand, paid directly in cash to Goudreau. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Who has a better ass: Jessica Biel or Bryce Dallas Howard? |
| HagenEx 05/08/20 11:13:42 PM #85 | Gotta go with BDH. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | There's a button and if you press it, Tifa will become real but...*FF7 spoilers* |
| HagenEx 05/08/20 11:03:11 PM #9 | That could get a bit annoy- UnfairRepresent posted... bathe you Oh fuck yes. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | For real, though. Mass Effect 2 was 10/10 |
| HagenEx 05/08/20 10:51:26 PM #18 | Best in the series IMO. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | 6ix9ine BACK WITH A BANGER |
| HagenEx 05/08/20 10:10:24 PM #14 | boxington posted... I wasn't feeling this, but those video girls Only good thing about it. Now to wait for Nastya Nass' twerking routine for it :) --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Which is your preferred news channel: MSNBC, CNN, or FOX News? |
| HagenEx 05/08/20 6:48:08 AM #3 | Duckbear --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | What kind of midas touch do you want |
| HagenEx 05/08/20 6:13:35 AM #14 | If I can't control it, I don't want any. If I can, then the power to turn anyone or anything I want into ash. There's a few things I want to get rid of. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Would you have sexual intercourse with Brie Larson? |
| HagenEx 05/08/20 6:10:59 AM #20 | au_gold posted... Shes cute, but Brie is a hotter version of her. lol no. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Made homemade pizza, including the dough |
| HagenEx 05/08/20 1:48:19 AM #10 | That looked good. I'm making Pizza tomorrow night, with some Ham, sweet corn, green bellpeppers and onions. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Would you have sexual intercourse with Brie Larson? |
| HagenEx 05/08/20 1:26:27 AM #8 | No, but I would with Abbie Cornish.  --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | You cant name pornsites anymore again? |
| HagenEx 05/07/20 11:29:29 PM #15 | Pvideos PnPP Prazzers HornPub BangPros PHamster HornMD YesHornPlease --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Damn the Stroke's new record is so good. |
| HagenEx 05/07/20 10:40:42 PM #3 | Some people think they're always right... --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | What's the best superhero movie? |
| HagenEx 05/07/20 9:59:43 PM #9 | The Dark Knight, followed by Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Black Panther in a close third. Endgame is #6 in my ranking, Into the Spider-Verse is #8. Rest of my picks are: Wonder Woman #4 Thor Ragnarok #5 Watchmen #6 Iron Man #7 Doctor Strange #9 Batman vs Superman #10 --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | How long have you had your current desktop wallpaper? |
| HagenEx 05/07/20 9:54:47 PM #18 |  Had this for a few months now. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | People are telling you how you should react to Adele's weight loss. |
| HagenEx 05/07/20 9:18:26 PM #8 |  --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Happy Mother's Day |
| HagenEx 05/07/20 9:16:30 PM #13 | I'm giving her a new dildo. Her old one's all worn out, saw it earlier today while I was rummaging for some change in her drawer. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Cop shoots self in foot trying to shoot dog. The twitter replies... yikes |
| HagenEx 05/07/20 5:09:15 PM #36 | Fucking dumbass. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Every RPG should give you your health and magic back when you level up |
| HagenEx 05/07/20 5:08:32 PM #22 | Bunch of noobs itt. Why don't you ask for invincibility while you're at it? Pansies. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Kevin Spacey Compares His #MeToo Shunning to Pandemic |
| HagenEx 05/07/20 4:53:44 PM #14 | Smashingpmkns posted... https://twitter.com/ComplexPop/status/1258099686243799042 His final solution would have worked, unlike Adolf's. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | What is worse for you heatlh wise? |
| HagenEx 05/07/20 7:42:52 AM #3 | Soda has tons of sugar, which is bad not only for Diabetics, but also for people that suffer from Hypertension and other shit. Alcohol only does bad to your health if you abuse it, and even then, it's just mostly your liver suffering. A can of soda is about 7 times worse for your health than a can of beer. The thing is, when you drink alcohol you generally go all the way until you get drunk, so... --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Jesus thought we should be nice to our enemies. Do you agree with this? |
| HagenEx 05/07/20 7:38:51 AM #12 | Jesus said a lot of stupid shit. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
| Topic | Badass 5 Year old kid took his parents' car to drive to California |
| HagenEx 05/07/20 7:35:48 AM #3 | Also, that's big ass 5 year old. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! |
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