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TopicWhy is it that in all my dreams my sister is replaced by a hotter girl?
No_U_L7
07/11/20 2:22:23 PM
#1
but everything else stays the same

Last night I had a dream we were planning her husband's bday party

But instead of being her she was replaced with a hot white big breasted girl

Am I watching too much step sibling porn?
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Topicmy grandfather and i have so much in common
No_U_L7
07/11/20 5:02:28 AM
#1
we both have hearts that don't work

although his is a lot more literal
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TopicI hope none of yall drink bud light
No_U_L7
07/10/20 11:48:56 PM
#25
i love bud light, it's delicious and one of the few alcohols that doesn't make me black out after 1
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Topiccan anyone explain to me why my shower squeals after i shower?
No_U_L7
07/10/20 11:46:52 PM
#1
seeing me naked can't be that bad, right?
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TopicAsked a girl out today
No_U_L7
07/10/20 11:30:40 PM
#37
lincoln002 posted...


What's so cringe about a guy who has a crush on a local girl?

I'm just trying to demonstrate that I am legit interested in her and that I am not afraid of the feelings I have for her so that if she says yes, I'll know the feelings are reciprocated back.

Maybe a video would be better than a voice DM.


Ok this guy is just trolling now
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TopicAsked a girl out today
No_U_L7
07/10/20 11:24:45 PM
#32
lincoln002 posted...


Dog, if she doesn't like me now and doesn't show compassion and understanding towards me and the situation I'm in then she's not worth my time at all. I'm not looking for a 1 night stand, I'm looking for a girl that is going to accept me for me and not because I have "value". If she doesn't like me then she doesn't like me, no point in manipulating her into bed with me, that's gross guy.


"If she likes me she likes me, if she doesn't she doesnt" doesn't apply because...she doesn't know you. Look at it this way: you could be the perfect person for her, but if you cant properly convey that, how is she supposed to know you're perfect for her?

And if you just wanna drop it if she isn't into you (based off what little she knows)...she has already clearly subcommunicated that she doesn't like you...do you literally need her to spell it out for you?

Anything worth doing is worth doing properly. If you want to seduce her....do it properly otherwise you're just wasting the time of everyone involved

What I'm suggesting is not manipulation...its learning the art of communication, of which you seem quite oblivious to
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TopicAsked a girl out today
No_U_L7
07/10/20 11:07:08 PM
#25
lincoln002 posted...


I've expressed interest in her pretty bluntly a few months back when I added her and she caught my attention and she responded fairly positively. I've messaged her several times after that and got no responses, it was silly stuff to make small talk. I leave comments on her statuses and sometimes she replies, she almost always leaves a emoji to my stuff, it's kind of annoying cuz what I say is usually not funny. We haven't flirted, at least not that I'm aware of.


so you messaged her, she didn't reply and you thought "i'll ask for something even more, then she'll respond!" and if (more likely when) that doesn't work, your solution is "i'll ask her for something even bigger!"

do you see the issue there? as a seduction expert, the term we use is that you've exceeded your social capital. no point in asking for B when she wouldn't even give you A first

your issue isn't that you didn't ask her out or express enough interest. it's that you don't have enough value that she considers you worthy enough to respond to. so if she doesn't consider you worthy enough to respond to, what makes you think she'll consider meeting up with you in person? by violating that tenent of social capital, all you're ensuring is she'll never go out with you as you're illustrating your lack of social understanding and lack of value

what you need to do is address your root issue and get her to respond and build up the convo. and im willing to bet the reason she doesn't respond is because your texts are just absolutely terrible and give you 0 value (and probably even takes away any value you previously had)
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TopicIf i were stuck in a time loop id seduce every hot girl in the vicinity
No_U_L7
07/10/20 6:38:36 PM
#13
Holy_Cloud105 posted...

He definitely tried more than that 1. It was later mentioned he was stuck in that time loop for almost 34 years.


no definitive duration of time was mentioned, there's speculation it was thousands of years. i think 34 is what the director said? either way, he definitely did try more than one...but like i said we only saw 1
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TopicIf i were stuck in a time loop id seduce every hot girl in the vicinity
No_U_L7
07/10/20 6:19:30 PM
#5
Ilishe posted...
Isn't that what Bill Murray did in Groundhog Day


Just 1 as far as we saw
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TopicIf i were stuck in a time loop id seduce every hot girl in the vicinity
No_U_L7
07/10/20 6:14:41 PM
#1
with infinite tries, it should be doable
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Topicit's almost 3 pm and i have yet to put on a watch
No_U_L7
07/10/20 5:41:59 PM
#1
i've wasted this whole day ._.
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Topicpeople knock it, but being a Karen gets results
No_U_L7
07/10/20 5:25:20 PM
#5
MedeaLysistrata posted...
So will you be shopping there again?


Probably
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Topicpeople knock it, but being a Karen gets results
No_U_L7
07/10/20 5:21:41 PM
#3
Abiz_ posted...
That isn't a Karen move. That is not putting up with jackass managers trying to look good to corporate.


i thought it was just asking for the manager when you don't get your way
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Topicpeople knock it, but being a Karen gets results
No_U_L7
07/10/20 4:58:21 PM
#1
a jacket i bought went on further sale, so i went back to the store to get a price adjustment

the lady at the counter told me that my size was out of inventory so my jacket was no longer eligible for price adjustment

i went online and pulled up their price adjustment policy, and showed them there was no mention of the same size needing to be in stock to qualify for a price adjustment

the lady said "sorry that's our policy" so i said "that's fine...then show me where in your policy it says that. you can't just randomly add criteria to your policies to save yourselves a buck"

and she says "it's what we were told by management" so i told her "okay, go get your manager and let them tell me, or let's call corporate right now and then we'll hammer it out"

she got visibly angry and said "i'm the on site manager with the authority" so i said "perfect, then you can make the price adjustment for me that's guaranteed in your policy, since we are within the criteria"

and she got annoyed and said "fine, but just this once"

so many losers would have given up at so many points there, sometimes you just gotta hammer through to get what you want
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Topicseeing the extra letters after my name in my email signature makes me hard
No_U_L7
07/10/20 4:26:05 PM
#1
i know that makes me sound conceited, but it does

one of my (few LOL) duties involves emailing the entire agency about the monthly updates to my specific division. i send out that email, see all those sexy extra letters following my name and it makes me so excited knowing that i got to send that out and literally everyone in the agency saw it, read the update, scrolled down to the bottom and thought "damn this guy must be smart"

but i worked really hard for those extra letters, so i'll let it slide
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Topici wish just telling girls i was an engineer turned them on
No_U_L7
07/10/20 4:22:21 PM
#17
berlyman101 posted...
why do you care about running poor game? if your goal is to fuck hot women easily then there are better ways. if your goal is to gain some sort of validation there are also better ways. but they require you to work harder, as I see it.


running poor game is offensive to me, as a pick up artist. it's like forcing a 4 star chef to watch them cook mcdonalds. my goal isn't to fuck hot women easily, just saying it would be nice for that to happen occasionally
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Topiclast night i made the mistake of getting too sticky with 2 ladies and i got bust
No_U_L7
07/10/20 4:19:32 PM
#7
Machete posted...
I slow play a lot so I always consider everyone else does too lol


that's like a beyond slow play

that's like he has pocket 4s...had to see it
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TopicBatman cop show coming to HBO max
No_U_L7
07/10/20 4:07:08 PM
#3
gotham central?!

hope montoya is in it
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Topiclast night i made the mistake of getting too sticky with 2 ladies and i got bust
No_U_L7
07/10/20 4:05:35 PM
#5
bestknicksfan posted...
Odd behavior on his part but you have no business calling an all in on a pair of queens with an overcard on the board.


the odd behavior trapped me...if anything i had to see what he had otherwise i would've kicked myself rest of the night
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TopicFurthest you've gotten sexually with your boss?
No_U_L7
07/10/20 4:03:21 PM
#10
Punctus_Pilot posted...
I got to second base once. I'll always regret not going all the way when I had the chance


story? what is considered second base nowadays?
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TopicFurthest you've gotten sexually with your boss?
No_U_L7
07/10/20 3:55:35 PM
#3
was pantsless with my boss yesterday...on a skype call, but i don't think she knew
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Topiclast night i made the mistake of getting too sticky with 2 ladies and i got bust
No_U_L7
07/10/20 3:53:35 PM
#3
R1masher posted...
Did they know youre a train engineer?


i'm an emergency management engineer
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TopicDid anyone else think Mockinbird on AoS was way out of Hunter's league? Spoilers
No_U_L7
07/10/20 3:53:03 PM
#16
what...hunter was a chad

but i do wish they both got folded back into AoS when that spinoff didn't take off

it seriously made no sense plot wise that they had to be burned...

i miss them, still think their plotline didn't get proper resolution
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Topiclast night i made the mistake of getting too sticky with 2 ladies and i got bust
No_U_L7
07/10/20 3:50:12 PM
#1
first hand of the night i got dealt QQ under the gun

i raise to 7 big blinds

one guy later calls

the flop comes out 5 7 K rainbow

great, there's a King so I check

the other guy also checks

the turn is a 2

I check to keep the pot small

other guy checks back

the flop comes out a Jack

I check again planning to call whatever the guy bets, I just don't want to get check raised in case he does have a King and super slow played it

This guy shoves all in wtf

I think and I p much have to call since he checked back both the flop and the turn

I guess he has Ace high, a pair of Jacks or a small pocket pair and I beat all of those

So I call and he had King Queen

So I busted in the first hand lol

like WTF
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Topici wish just telling girls i was an engineer turned them on
No_U_L7
07/10/20 3:44:21 PM
#15
Wii_Shaker posted...


You're approach is slimy and any self-respecting woman can tell, that's why you aren't putting in effort, I think.

I also think that you don't have enough game to make the engineering line even matter. Sounds like some guys make it work.


lmao everything you just posted is 100% false. sounds like you're just making random assumptions. "You're approach is slimy" lmao what? you have no clue what my approach is. i'm a seduction expert and my game is airtight. hint: i barely even mention to girls im an engineer. just because i can do something doesn't mean i'm not allowed to wish it didn't take me so much work to achieve the goal.

dr_strangelove posted...


very low percentage, but thats still who you should be talking to

im smart enough for both of us
lolol


no i agree, but my point is that those girls are just harder to find in general, access is the major issue there, not game

berlyman101 posted...
you'd probably get hotter girls in the long runif you went for smarter ones. you just want easy pick ups but can't afford to be a sugar daddy.


it's not so much "cant afford to" as "i realize that's poor game". im a seduction expert, i can't in good conscience run anything that i consider to be "bad game"
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Topici wish just telling girls i was an engineer turned them on
No_U_L7
07/10/20 3:31:01 PM
#11
dr_strangelove posted...
talk to smarter girls


what percentage of girls do you estimate are hot and smart?

smarts are the one thing i'm willing to sacrifice on a girl....i'm smart enough for both of us (i'm an engineer)
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TopicMan I only have one hour to watch TV everyday
No_U_L7
07/10/20 3:29:11 PM
#3
i watch an average of 6 hours a day
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Topici wish just telling girls i was an engineer turned them on
No_U_L7
07/10/20 3:28:15 PM
#10
Wii_Shaker posted...


What are you 12 years old?


because 12 year olds are the only ones that like having sex with hot girls without putting in much effort?

berlyman101 posted...
it doesn't take much to understand why. doctor is maybe the highest status job. highly paid across the board, considered more socially integrated than engineers, and with a title that immediately connotes status and authority to everyone in society.


engineers should have that status too and are more worthy of it than doctors imo
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Topici wish just telling girls i was an engineer turned them on
No_U_L7
07/10/20 3:23:11 PM
#6
Poop2 posted...


those are called, "gold diggers"

as long as they're hot and put out

bobaban posted...
Missing out on that socially conditioned pussy


yep =(
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Topici wish just telling girls i was an engineer turned them on
No_U_L7
07/10/20 3:13:49 PM
#3
NightMarishPie posted...
I have unironically done this at bars and it has worked to varying degrees. It almost always at least extends the conversation a bit.


Extending the conversation isn't exactly the criteria I'm looking for. For my doctor friend, a good amount of girls go from ignoring him to straight up chase mode
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Topici wish just telling girls i was an engineer turned them on
No_U_L7
07/10/20 3:10:03 PM
#1
my doctor friend just tells girls hes a doctor and that immediately turns them on
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TopicLets be real here, how is Tom Cruise going to the Space Station?
No_U_L7
07/10/20 2:56:11 PM
#2
tom cruise will do all the cinematography himself
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Topicis that sports team still called the Red Skins?
No_U_L7
07/10/20 2:44:38 PM
#1
no clue how that managed to go on so long, even i was offended

their mascot was a native american person and white guys would come dressed in full cultural appropriation
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TopicDo you think Taylor swift likes to cuddle?
No_U_L7
07/10/20 1:54:51 PM
#1
if not thats a deal breaker
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Topicmy favorite part of warrior nun was when she dressed up as a nun
No_U_L7
07/10/20 2:20:57 AM
#3
Topicmy favorite part of warrior nun was when she dressed up as a nun
No_U_L7
07/10/20 1:32:10 AM
#2
Topicmy favorite part of warrior nun was when she dressed up as a nun
No_U_L7
07/10/20 12:50:08 AM
#1
add that to my list of fantasies i didn't know i had
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Topici can't bring myself to watch the sopranos, anyone wanna motivate me? (no spoils
No_U_L7
07/10/20 12:12:09 AM
#11
HagenEx posted...
After seeing so many great shows in the past few years, I couldn't forgive myself if I recommended Sopranos to anyone.

Show really hasn't aged well.

I'd even recommend something like Six Feet Under or The Wire, but Sopranos is a VERY slow burn, almost painful and I will certainly will never put myself through the torture of watching it.

I've gotten a lot of slack for saying this before though, there are some die hard Sopranos fans on these boards, but I stand by my perception, there is way better TV to be seen, if I made a top 50, it wouldn't get in.


damn...i hate slow burns. the wire is #1 all time for me. SFU was a winter project for me a couple years ago. liked it a lot but didn't love it
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TopicVast difference between private sector and cleared work.
No_U_L7
07/09/20 11:59:38 PM
#4
I came into this topic ready to discuss, having made the jump myself a couple years ago

But wtf are you talking about
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Topic24 needs a proper continuation or reboot.
No_U_L7
07/09/20 11:39:30 PM
#13
I just really wanna know what happens to jack. Surely his story can't end with him just dying in prison right? Dude just alternates between prison and being on the run....there's gotta be some sorta better ending out there for him
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Topici can't bring myself to watch the sopranos, anyone wanna motivate me? (no spoils
No_U_L7
07/09/20 11:33:11 PM
#6
Copy_X_Mk_ll posted...
So I just watched it for the first time starting a couple months ago and its definitely worth the hype. Its totally fantastic and a certain arc in the first half of the final season was one of the most interesting things Ive seen on TV in terms of execution.

if youre just in it for hilarious Italian interjections, its got more than enough of that too. Honestly the characters are so strong that you cant help but enjoy almost every one of them, theyre all so realized.

theres a reason its still talked about as a peak of TV and I think it holds up for a new viewer pretty damn well

its really not SUPER gritty either, sure theres dark stuff but its got a lot of levity and the general tone isnt completely exhausting like some adult shows can be


Hmm that definitely helps. I think what is most daunting is its 86 eps of 1 hour each, just a major time commitment. I think I'll just try to pace myself and do 2 eps a day max. I'll be done in 43 days or a month and a half. And with quarantine I have the time and there's not much else out there to watch that is allegedly at the same level
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Topici can't bring myself to watch the sopranos, anyone wanna motivate me? (no spoils
No_U_L7
07/09/20 11:22:54 PM
#1
it's the last great tv show i haven't watched

set aside 2 months to watch it last summer...but my sister talked me into watching the 100 instead

now i've exhausted the last of my watch list and sopranos is all that's left...but with everything going on, i'm just not in the mood for something grim and gritty and that deeply involved

can anyone talk me into it?

NO SPOILERS
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Topicwork accidentally gave me double the vacation days, should i say something?
No_U_L7
07/09/20 7:31:31 PM
#15
TheAwesomeMatt posted...
You have only 4 das vacation all year? Or are these additional days?

Anyway, are you planning on leaving the job? If so, don't tell them. If you're planning on staying long term then they'll eventually figure it out and take it back from you in a future pay period, but I still wouldn't tell them.

You have no obligation tell them that they're made a mistake.


Additional. It's actually only a fraction of my additional holidays is why its so easy for them to miss, it blends in. In addition to standard vacation and sick leave I have about 5 different types of additional holidays/vacation times
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Topicwork accidentally gave me double the vacation days, should i say something?
No_U_L7
07/09/20 6:40:23 PM
#12
YellowMustard69 posted...


"There was a momma and her baby ducks crossing the street. I'm so sorry I stopped. Next time I won't, I promise."



You are the master
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Topicwork accidentally gave me double the vacation days, should i say something?
No_U_L7
07/09/20 6:01:25 PM
#10
YellowMustard69 posted...
If you have any other questions about how to weasel your way around rules, let me know.


um yes. what are good reasons/methods to consistently show up late? that always makes me feel guilty
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Topicwork accidentally gave me double the vacation days, should i say something?
No_U_L7
07/09/20 5:20:41 PM
#7
Doe posted...
Maybe it's to silence you.


so you're saying i should be more annoying more often?
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Topicevery few weeks i rewatch the red wedding just to remind myself (spoilers)
No_U_L7
07/09/20 5:18:35 PM
#5
Topicwork accidentally gave me double the vacation days, should i say something?
No_U_L7
07/09/20 5:18:17 PM
#4
500 post topic
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Topicwent to one of best mexican joints in town, dude in front of me ordered a burger
No_U_L7
07/09/20 5:08:42 PM
#14
ToadallyAwesome posted...
Maybe he likes the burgers. Maybe he went with the thought of tacos and the burger sounded better.

Why the fuck do you care? It doesnt effect your life in the slightest.


it affects my life when terrible decision makers like that drag down all of humanity. and when that happens, who needs to pick up the slack? guys like me....so yes, it does affect me, greatly
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TopicI made my fiancee cry last night...
No_U_L7
07/09/20 4:51:57 PM
#31
RunAwayRabbit posted...


I stopped that a long time ago... doesn't work anyway.


Ok so this is that guy that got banned for posting something racist and or political around the time of the riots last month

I knew I recognized the stench of his insecurity. This guy is insecure because he's only the 3rd biggest guy his fiancee has ever been with lmao
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