Lurker > Agent M

Really, 70%?

A pretty face just doesn't hold up to a porn star's vast arsenal of quality photos I guess.

I checked out some pictures of Ai Shinozaki, that should be a good match. She just might be able to out-curve the competition.


---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

skullbone posted...

I can't even remember the last time I knicked myself while shaving and I always get a pretty close shave. I go against the grain in my mustache area but just with the grain everywhere else.

Y'all gotta quit shaving against the grain

I can't imagine shaving from my lip to my nose, seems like I'd cut my lip for sure. And there's nothing worse than a lip cut; you can't really put a bandage on it, and every time you move your mouth it starts bleeding again. Then how do you go outside?

My neck hair doesn't all grow in the same direction, but I pretty much just shave downwards for my entire face and I get a close shave with no cuts. If I'm trying to even out a goatee or sideburns then I'll shave towards the edges.

I'm curious if everyone shaves after they shower or before? I used to do it before, but then my facial hair started getting more dense and it became a little painful.


---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

Yeah I voted Violet too, but this looked like a 55/45 match at worst. What's it going to take? I'm not even a big fan of blondes, but come on, she's a stunner.

---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

10:3

Nominate Georgina Campbell

I've been a watching a show called Black Mirror on Netflix, and she was in one of my favourite episodes. More of a girl-next-door look than overt sexiness, but I really dig it. Like someone you might actually see when you go out.

It's mostly face shots on google front page, but if you explore related images there's a bit more variety.

---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

I look better with stubble anyways. The only big problem with my facial hair is that it doesn't cover my cheeks completely. So I usually go with sideburns or some kind of goatee/sideburns combo.

I don't usually cut myself, or when I do it's minor and stops bleeding soon after. Depends on the razor though, cheap single-blade disposable razors slice me up pretty good.

I usually shave twice a week or so.

---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

I mean, I feel like there's a certain threshold of income where I actually get to enjoy life. You know... own a car, own a place to live, get an education, have real vacations. Rent takes up like half my income. Food takes up at least 25%.What most consider a normal life feels like a luxury to me. So it's hard not to think about money.

Honestly, it affects my ability to meet people. I'm not a great people person anyways, but half the time I can't be bothered, because nobody wants to hang out with someone who doesn't drive, or rents a basement suite. Too lame. I lack motivation to go out, because commuting without a car is a waste of time. I don't know anybody who can help me get driving experience, so I have to pay like $50/hour to a driving school, which adds up real fast. Then I failed the road test because I have ADD and need some pills so I can actually concentrate. I feel like I'm stuck in one place unless I start earning more money.


---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

guffguy89 posted...

Today is Sunday.

If someone were to say, the meeting is next Monday, I would think it was the following Monday. They should really say, the meeting is on Monday, or the meeting is this Monday, or the meeting is tomorrow.

I think in this situation, people are always going to say "tomorrow". Whenever "tomorrow" applies, it would seem weird to say anything else.

When I'm making plans with someone, I usually just say "I'm available on Wednesday" if the current day is Monday of the same week. Or, I'll say "next week I'm available on Wednesday" if it's Friday of the prior week, for example.


---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

Even though I think "next Monday" just means the upcoming Monday (because it is the next Monday to happen), I try to avoid using that word to avoid confusion.

It makes more sense if you're referring to a day that happens "next week". If it's Monday, and you are referring to the Thursday of the same week as "next Thursday", it doesn't sound right. If it's Friday, and you're referring to Wednesday of the upcoming week as "next Wednesday", then I think most people would assume 5 days from now.

---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

This is close to purging...

33:7

---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

26:6

That first picture of Ovilee probably isn't helping her, but I threw her a pity vote just because I like the cute-girl-in-glasses look.

Nominate Shu Qi

I was thinking about Jason Statham movies, and how they always have a token hot chick (otherwise they wouldn't be Jason Statham movies). And then, I'm like, wasn't the woman in The Transporter pretty hot?

It's not important why I remembered this. Only whether or not she's attractive!

Yeah she's also in her 40s, but you can't tell in most pictures because she's Asian.

---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggncUCeWVZo

I recently discovered this band. In the same vein as bands like Kalmah/Whispered, but with a female singer and orchestral strings. Nothing totally groundbreaking I guess, but it sure is catchy.

---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

I spent too long thinking about these.

1.) Samus
2.) Samus
3.) Bowser
4.) Pokemon
5.) Tifa
6.) 2007
7.) Cecil
8.) Master Chief
9.) Charizard
10.) Sonic
11.) Kane
12.) 4
13.) Samus
14.) Mass Effect
15.) Kefka
16.) 1
17.) Not sure if I understood this correctly, sounds like someone advancing in a 4-way with 12.5%. Wesker?
18.) Big Boss
19.) Tales of
20.) Vivi

---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

There's always lots of these at the Wal-Mart around here. I have a DK shirt, 3 Mortal Kombat shirts, a couple of the NES shirts with text, and an old fading shirt that has a screenshot of Mario fighting Bowser in SMB1.

Another third of my T-shirts are band shirts, and then the rest are souvenir shirts from places, or random ones like Sharknado.

---

A big congrats to azuarc for being the last man standing in the guru contest!

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - 55.55%
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - 53.75%

Okay, it's time for a guilty pleasure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPSBJcL3FGI

It's between that, Kano, or Liu Kang for best song on the album. But I went back to that one the most. Also, they spelled his name wrong?

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - 62.15%

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

$15,000 on Witcher

43 on the first match picking BOTW with 77%.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - 57.5%

Wait I actually forgot to make a pick for Zelda? Have to be on the ball for these late rounds....

33:5

Have mercy

First time on the chopping block, and probably the last time too! My bracket wasn't actually that good, so I guess getting this far is nothing to sneeze at. I don't usually make dumb biased picks or upsets, but I went for one this time and it didn't pan out.

I think the only notable thing was having Xenoblade over Fire Emblem, but then I negated that by picking GTA V after.

$2000 on Witcher
$4000 on Dark Souls
$3000 parlay Witcher/Dark Souls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bg-1zM1x-c

The vocals are sort of reminiscent of Children of Bodom, so not everyone's cup of tea. It's another band that mixes in different instruments, in this case a koto I think? It sounds like an idea that would never work, but I think they executed it about as well as you could expect. The song just really hooked me, and I like the choir at the end.

Some of the girls on the list are porn stars? I guess that makes it easy to find quality pictures, if you just crop them when necessary.

I was going to nominate Natalie Mendoza, not a porn star. She was in the horror movie The Descent. Yeah, she's 41, but some girls look good when they're 40ish you know?

Dark Souls

Witcher 3 - 57.75%
Dark Souls - 50.11%

CHANGE

$5000 on ME2
$2000 on Smash Ultimate
$3000 parlay ME2/Smash Ultimate
$1500 parlay Zelda/Xenoblade

CHANGE

Smash Ultimate with 62.75%

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - 65%
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - 61.5%

$2500 on ME2
$2500 on Xenoblade
$5000 parlay ME2/Xenoblade
$1500 parlay Zelda/Smash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7sDhn7-Z68

Technically, on the album the intro is on a separate track, but it's really meant to be a part of the whole song.

Anyways, I listen to a lot of aggressive metal, but I found the vibe on this song infectious and not cheesy at all. And exotic instruments are always fun.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Also, I have no intention to read the spoilers for the sequel. Whatever the storyline is, I can't see it diminishing what I liked about the original. However, I could see controversy concerning the employees not being treated fairly causing backlash. Even though stuff like that probably happens everywhere, you just don't hear about it.

I loved the game for what it did well. The moment the winter chapter starts is one of my favourite moments in any game I've ever played. I thought there was a real chance Joel had died, and you were going to survive in the cold wilderness alone as Ellie. It elevated her character to a new level.

To look at it impartially: The gameplay lacks variety. There's only so many planks you can move and floating skids to drag before it isn't that interesting anymore. You can't really interact with the environment as much as you'd like. The movement feels limited, pretty sure all jumping was automatic and only rarely came up.

Even playing the game on hard, I found I had too much ammo at the end, so it is possible to gun your way through if you have good aim and conserve a little bit.

The final chapter was really short, and a bit of a letdown compared to winter.

I feel like the human enemies outnumbered the infected, and overall were more annoying to deal with than any of the infected. Not sure if that's actually bad, just not what I was expecting.

Finally, firefly pendants being hidden in trees or hanging up high was a horrible idea. Even knowing that fact, they are hard to see, and I don't even think there's an instance in regular gameplay where you learn to shoot objects down.

I'm crapping away all my money and still moving up the rankings?!
I mean 5th place is okay when I was on the very bottom for like the first 3-4 days.

CHANGE

Dark Souls - 51.5%

$5000 on TLOU
$2000 on Pokemon
$3000 parlay on TLOU/Pokemon
$1500 parlay on Dark Souls/Skyrim

Kobe
Portal 2

Yeah that Kobe picture would win against anything.

CHANGE

The Last of Us - 50.5%
Skyrim - 53.35%

Ditto, TLOU losing has to be the nail right...

I mean I still think it has a small chance. Bad publicity is still publicity right? And I don't think Batman is just a pushover either.