Lurker > Anony1125

You know, I'd never heard of either the name or the phenomenon before a couple weeks ago, but after working a couple years in a diner it's hard not to notice that like 80-90% of complaints come from women. Particularly middle-aged women. Had a woman a few months ago who ordered a spinach strawberry salad, ate it all, and then tried to get it taken off the bill because she was convinced that it had regular walnuts on it instead of candied walnuts. (It didn't.) It's usually not quite so ridiculous, but it's at the point where I just expect if I have to go out front and talk to somebody it's going to be a woman.

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CADE FOSTER posted...

Pneumatic control device

And one of your alternates is a wire brush! https://patents.google.com/patent/JPH0652551U/en?oq=652551 . And one specifically designed for cleaning elevator wires! I think you and that face guy are on the same page here. These elevators are going to be fucking safe, man.

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-l___________l- posted...

Suspension arrangement for semiconductor accelerometer

A suspension mounting arrangement for a suspended layer in a semiconductor accelerometer, the layer being suspended above and spaced apart from a substrate. The arrangement includes a common anchor point associated with the substrate; first and second anchor points associated with the suspended layer; a first flexible serpentine arm coupled between the first anchor point and the common anchor point; and a second flexible serpentine arm coupled between the second anchor point and the common anchor point. The first and second flexible serpentine arms are symmetrically configured with respect to one another.

Uh... ok

Ah, yeah. That's your B1, but note that you also have a B2 which is far easier to parse: https://patents.google.com/patent/JP6223598B2/en?oq=6223598 . I'm warmed to see your commitment to elevator safety. Now in case of elevator failure, emergency evacuation is safer than before. If my elevator ever stops, there's nobody I'd rather have with me than you. Note that fire is one of the more common reasons for elevator stoppage, so your patent seems more designed for the folks caught in the crossfire than the rioters.

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yunalenne10 posted...

Output buffer and variable waiting time output circuit

Well I'll be damned! You've found a way to improve the speed and functionality of RAM circuits. I guess that's useful for those of them who want to build a computer. You're providing them valuable tools to encourage and hone their self-sufficiency. That's really laudable. I like to compare and contrast to monkmith, who brought his dick in a box.

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PatrickMahomes posted...

PatrickMahomes is taking some initiative! Using up all that excess paper and clay to get rid of excess oil! Clever! I'm going to do you a favor and not think about what the sewage sludge is for and why you have it. This man is very committed to greening up this riot. I think that's very commendable.

Killmonger posted...

Bro. Why in the hell are you bringing a lawnmower to a riot? I don't even want to know what you're going to do with that shit. Get away from me. You gonna fight the power by mowing Central Park?

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EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Prosthetic heart valve. I guess I would be doing heart surgery on people involved in the riots.

Oh man, this is kind of useful in the abstract. But I'm finding it difficult to believe you're going to have much luck offering open heart surgery to random passersby. I think they'd be giving you a pretty wide berth.

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BudDupree48 posted...

System and method for interleaving point-of-load regulators

A system and method for providing interleaving point-of-load (POL) regulators such that each regulator's switching cycle is phase displaced with respect to those of other POL regulators in the array is disclosed. As a result, the aggregate input and/or output reflected ripple and noise of the input, output, or both is reduced. Each regulator in the array is associated with an unique address. A serial data-line writes the phase spacing programmed to each addressable POL regulator in the array. The present invention permits phase displacement of POL regulators without limitation to the input and output voltages of each of the regulators in the array. The array of POL regulators may also operate in a phase displaced mode with only a single control line. The need for separate controllers and multiple control lines is thereby eliminated.

But idk how I would use it or understand it lol

Yes, my eyes glaze over when reading these too. Just gotta extrapolate and not worry about the fine details. It sounds to me like maybe you've found a way to make their electronic devices more streamlined and quieter. In principle I'm all for it. I like my ripple and noise as low as possible!

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BeyondWalls posted...

Ugh, too much work. Somebody just tell me mine.

Lucky you! You drew 'Structure and method for supporting a flexible substrate'.

A flexible liquid crystal display (LCD) substrate support structure and a method of supporting a flexible LCD substrate during fabrication have been provided. The method forms channels or trenches in-between a rigid support substrate and the flexible LCD substrate. A vacuum is created in the channels or trenches to pull adhesive in. The adhesive formed in this manner contains no air or water bubbles whose expansion in subsequent LCD fabrication processes can destroy the integrity of thin film transistor films formed on the flexible LCD substrate.


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Explain how you would use your patent as a rioter.

I get 'Packaging sheet, packaging bag for alcohol transpiration agent and packaging bag for food'. I don't know wtf an alcohol transpiration agent is, but I guess I can use it to bring food to people.

https://patents.google.com/

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V-E-G-Y- posted...

You have dem abs doe iirc

Thanks, though you always told me I looked like shit compared to Gamer99z iirc.

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Itennu posted...

i don't agree, you have gorgeous eyes and i like your face shape

tbh if anything is offputting about you it's that you talk down on yourself so don't do it anymore okay?

Aww thanks, that's nice of you to say.

inloveanddeath0 posted...

Is that you Paul

no?

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tfw you have no good features
and also need to pull the plug on the whole beard experiment

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Eh, I already work in a kitchen. So I pretty much do work in these temperatures, except with no breaks and for $35,000. I'll take $50,000 and breaks.

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Yeah, a few times. It's not too bad. Though I'm in a small Vermont town where people tend to be pretty nice, so I didn't really have many bad experiences with customers.

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DundiesAward posted...

Sucks other US states aren't testing as much. Washington hasn't updated in a while and they 2nd highest at around 1,700.

Now people gonna leave NY for the places that are less confirmed and spread it there. The rikers situation I mentioned earlier probably worse too those 38 infected were off the 15,000 total.

I went to a little local store in Vermont yesterday and about half of the cars there had New York plates. Makes me a little nervous.

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Work in a restaurant. Things are slowly winding down, and just got word that restaurants in my state are now limited to half-capacity. Not sure how we're going to enforce that. Just turn people away?

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3 presumptive new cases in Vermont, including one in my county. It's coming. Business at the restaurant I work at is down a tick, but still solid overall. Starting to get a lot of takeout orders.

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SiO4 posted...

Where in VT. I was just talking to someone about St. Johnsbury, and their dog chapel.

Basically right in the middle. About as far from anything interesting as you can get.

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It's -7 up in Vermont. I'd much rather be in Boston.

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Shotgunnova posted...

It just doesn't get any better than Quarmyne Queene.

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Do you think it's entitled of me? You might be right. On the whole I've enjoyed the app, and would recommend. For a free* service I feel I've had good value from it. I just don't like that style of business in general. Oh, now that you've invested enough time to realize that we intentionally impaired the functionality, why don't you pay us to fix it?

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I apparently have 6 likes, but I've only been able to find 3 of them. This just seems like a shady way of making me spend money. I temporarily found one of them at the top of the pile a while back, but closed the app without swiping one way or the other and now she's apparently gone forever.

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Hey, I'll be damned. After I changed my profile up a bit, I just got my 5th like. Maybe my luck is turning.

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Hummer 2 posted...

Unless you're making 6 figures or a low income senior, get out of rural Vermont. You have bigger problems than your bumble matches my guy.

This is good advice. I've about had it with this place. It's something I'm working on.

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Eh. I used to be a complete NEET shut-in until I realized I needed money to survive. Working has helped me interact with others much better, but I'm still a bit socially awkward especially in unfamiliar situations. People (and women in particular) seem to like me, but it seems to be more on the platonic side. Recently a co-worker invited me out to drinks ... with her and her boyfriend. It was funny and a good time because I wasn't really attracted to her, but that kind of perfectly sums up my interactions with women.

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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

Well then online dating isn't the best option for you. Just being straight up. You'll have to wow girls and show off that personality IRL

Okay. In a rural town of <1,000 in nowhere Vermont, where is the best place to do that?

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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

Dude, nobody cares about your bio on online dating. It's 90% pics.

I know, I know. But I'm really ugly. The only way I can stand out there is in a negative way.

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scar the 1 posted...

You should try better photo and funner profile text

Okay, reworked my profile by using some prompts.

Most recent act of kindness...
n/a

My go-to karaoke song is...
Uhh, anything? I never stop singing. My audience is always really reluctant for some reason, though.

Equality to me means...
I picked this prompt because I didn't see anyone else using it. Somewhat regret it now, because it's a really boring prompt. So before char limit, my answer is

Too tryhard? Should I go with a more serious tone? I'm not sure how to pretend to be interesting.

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JBaLLEN66 posted...

Im a black guy in racist ass Nashville and I can get bumble dates. Get better pics lol

Bro I'm like 65% sure I've seen your picture before and you're like pure muscle.

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Apparently, I didn't verify my profile. Maybe that'll change something, and the likes will come pouring in? Maybe? :(

Expanded my range from 25-35 to 22-40, and I'm seeing a lot more.

"occasional cam girl, sexually fluid pay my bills and I'll literally never take my mouth off you"

hmm ... okay

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solosnake posted...

If you just want to get laid, you dont even need a photo, just wait to send them one when they verify they are interested in also getting laid.

Basically just have a photo of literally anything, a tree, the lawn a flower, a rock show.

Then in your text say you are looking to hook up, but try to be somewhat clever and intriguing. Maybe throw in a kink or two you are into as well to catch some attention.

I'm not saying this won't work, but if I were a woman I'm pretty sure I'd just assume serial killer.

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inloveanddeath0 posted...

Time to call it quits

Finally we get to something I'm good at.

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Spooking posted...

Is anybody under 200 lbs on Bumble?

There are a number of attractive people. I've only matched twice out of those 4 likes, but I'm fairly sure said attractive people have no interest in me.

Kitt posted...

Dude's here are always whining about not getting attention in the online dating scene and how it's unfair.
And yet, I guarantee you if they post their profile, the main picture would probably be some awkward photo of them standing in front of their gaming PC.

I'm not really whining or calling anything unfair, just sharing my experiences because I always wondered about online dating. I'm intensely shy and socially awkward, and didn't really even want anything to come of it anyway. And no, you can't see a picture of me.

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scar the 1 posted...

You should try better photo and funner profile text

Like a photo of someone else, you mean?

Thatuser posted...

Did you bang any of them?

lol

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DarthAragorn posted...

Wow nice humble brag

Uhh. My guy, I don't think 4 likes in a month is anything to brag about. Pretty sure attractive people get more than that a day.

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I guess that speaks volumes, doesn't it?

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Yo momma so fat she has to go shopping to buy some larger clothes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Fy5w2klbg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIRE6iw-ws4

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I'm a circus freak and nobody will ever love me.

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Wait, you weirdos have longer ring fingers than index fingers? That's just weird.

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Joshsonic26 posted...

Commemorating the third anniversary of the river control company

Edit: Def chinese. Definitely about some 3rd anniversary.
Perhaps Incheon Tongli control agency

Thank you. I was hoping for something a little more romantic, but such is life.

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Or which language it is?

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Trying, but old women have standards too. Standards are my enemy.

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You are now tracking this topic.

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