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This literally happened to my mom, didn't work out
Well not the therapy part. Or the life savings part

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Well, if we obey piss physics, the answer is actually no. Piss doesn't exist as a liquid under conditions in space. In addition to the heat generated as the piss travels at escape velocity through the atmosphere, as pressure decreases so does boiling point. It's probably possible to calculate at exactly which point his super-piss vaporizes in the atmosphere but I suspect it's long before it hits vacuum.

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Holy shit how can I not love accusations of cannibalism?
'Small Government, Big Plantation' Jackson sure as hell isn't getting a vote from me. Adams

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swordz9 posted...

Hows the DLC anyways? Probably gonna get it eventually even though Sword/Shield felt like it couldve used another year of development

There is very little to it, unless you want to play VGC online. In which case it's necessary IMO

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*RING RING*
"Hello it is the government, is this Anagram's dad"
"Oh Hi government, yes that is me"
"Do you happen to have the boot disc for Moneyworks 1992"
"No it was stolen because the locks I bought didn't fit on my storage unit"
"Sir you are under arrest"

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The actual games, ie the single-player stories you need to quest through, are RPG relics of the mid-90s and not even remotely interesting. They're a chore to play through and I barely managed to finish this gen. The competitive depth in VGC has been steadily improving, though, so it's worth it if you want to do that. But I can't understand why anyone would want to just... play the games. Every line of dialog is a razor across the cortex and the battles could be won by a goldfish (I think someone literally did this)

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Is there some sort of increased shiny rate in max raids right now? I got two yesterday (scyther, quagsire)

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But was the pizza hot?

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Thanks again - I was surprised at rock being my #1, but on reflection, my love of fossils almost certainly contributed to this. Good topic series!

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Neat, thanks for running the project! Board 8 has pretty decent taste, and put the bottom 4 in almost the same order I would have (switch gothita and smoochum and we're there)
I'd like to see my average, distribution, gen and type. I'm pretty sure I already know where my outliers are lol

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Day 52: This is the way the world ends
Pansage 1
Simisage 2
Pansear 1
Simisear 1
Panpour 1
Simipour 1
Shelmet 4
Accelgor 6
Heatmor 10
Oranguru 8
Passimian 8
Grookey 6
Thwackey 8
Rillaboom 3
Clobbopus 8
Grapploct 7
Kubfu 8
Urshifu 8
Zarude 8
Calyrex 5

I hate every ape I see
From chimpan A to chimpan Z

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GenesisSaga posted...

I seriously can't get over this. Are all of these things actually considered pokmon? Blacephalon looks like something straight out of Puella Magi Madoka Magical. The only one that makes any sense is the jellyfish hat thing. Is this real life?

They're not really pokemon, the idea is they're what other dimensions have instead of pokemon. Mechanically they're pokemon though, just with base stats that are all prime numbers (also they learn moves at prime numbers, except 1)

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kateee posted...

Buzzwole is hilarious

Buzzwole flexes while he's dying. No one has greater dedication to the temple of gains

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Day 51: Apocalypse
Uxie 6
Mesprit 3
Azelf 4
Kyurem 4
Nihilego 10
Buzzwole 7
Pheromosa 5
Xurkitree 8
Celesteela 7
Kartana 7
Guzzlord 9
Necrozma 4
Poipole 4
Naganadel 7
Stakataka 10
Blacephalon 4
Hatenna 3
Hattrem 3
Hatterene 6
Duraludon 8

Black Kyurem 4
White Kyurem 4
Dusk Mane Necrozma 4
Dawn Wings Necrozma 4
Ultra Necrozma 3

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Having a pincurchin try to follow me around has been the highlight of the dlc

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Day 50: Seeking a Friend
Tepig 7
Pignite 4
Emboar 7
Minccino 6
Cinccino 6
Deerling 5
Sawsbuck 7
Emolga 4
Pawniard 5
Bisharp 7
Cobalion 6
Terrakion 5
Virizion 8
Komala 5
Skwovet 4
Greedent 2
Silicobra 7
Sandaconda 7
Milcery 8
Alcremie 7

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Zigzagoon posted...

8 Gen 1s and 2 non lmao

In 2000 years archaeologists are going to think we all worshiped an orange dragon god

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Day 49: Gen III FINAL
Mudkip 7
Marshtomp 3
Swampert 7
Taillow 8
Swellow 8
Wingull 3
Pelipper 2
Makuhita 2
Hariyama 5
Castform 1
Kecleon 7
Spheal 10
Sealeo 3
Walrein 5
Clamperl 3
Huntail 4
Gorebyss 6
Regirock 8
Regice 2
Registeel 6
Regigigas 6
Regieleki 7
Regidrago 4

Mega Swampert 6

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Important update I got all the digletts
The last reward is a diglett

Pokemon business practices bitching below this line
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I'm annoyed that I need a switch membership in order to battle on the vgc ladder for pokemon now, in addition to memberships for both pokemon home AND pokemon bank in order to transfer my giant freakin squad. Getting nickeled and dimed to death here. Also the weird 'opt out of automatic renewal' signup for home is exploiting literal children, so that's pretty fuckin wack
End bitching

As for the actual DLC content, I can't imagine anyone who's interested in vgc NOT getting it, given all the new swag it provides. Plus the fact that you can wipe region marks now is HUGE, that saves so much time. The actual island is more of an afterthought (Urshifu sure is good though)

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Day 48: Beginning of the END
Whismur 4
Loudred 3
Exploud 8
Buneary 4
Lopunny 8
Patrat 3
Watchog 2
Petilil 4
Lilligant 5
Maractus 10
Cubchoo 3
Beartic 6
Cryogonal 7
Druddigon 7
Pikipek 6
Trumbeak 6
Toucannon 7
Meltan 2
Melmetal 6
Cufant 5
Copperajah 8

Mega Lopunny 9

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Day 47: Gen I FINAL
Spearow 4
Fearow 3
Paras 7
Parasect 7
Venonat 7
Venomoth 8
Psyduck 2
Golduck 5
Mankey 4
Primeape 6
Doduo 4
Dodrio 2
Seel 3
Dewgong 6
Drowzee 7
Hypno 4
Goldeen 5
Seaking 4
Tauros 5
Lapras 8
Ditto 2

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Day 46: something something
Farfetchd 7
Sirfetchd 9
Rhyhorn 8
Rhydon 6
Rhyperior 4
Treecko 8
Grovyle 9
Sceptile 8
Burmy 2
Wormadam 1
Mothim 6
Blitzle 5
Zebstrika 5
Gothita 1
Gothorita 1
Gothitelle 1
Karrablast 7
Escavalier 7
Chewtle 2
Drednaw 7

Galarian Farfetchd 8
Mega Sceptile 8

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Day 45: Gen II FINAL
Chikorita 7
Bayleef 5
Meganium 3
Cyndaquil 4
Quilava 6
Typhlosion 6
Sentret 4
Furret 7
Togepi 2
Togetic 6
Togekiss 7
Hoppip 6
Skiploom 3
Jumpluff 6
Swinub 9
Piloswine 6
Mamoswine 4
Corsola 6
Cursola 8
Stantler 3

Galarian Corsola 6

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John Quincy Adams

The whole 'out of touch with the common man' strain of political horseshit is strong throughout the ages, and while I'm sympathetic to some strands of populism, this argument never has any substance. The foreign policy bona-fides are really what I'm looking at more than anything else. Economically I would certainly prefer expansionism to be restrained, and the 'American Plan' which he is largely in favor of sounds reasonable, even if I think tariffs need to be applied carefully.

I'd also prefer not to vote for anyone who has a platform of uh 'Indian removal'. I'm not sure what I would have thought as a person at the time, but I'm generally not in favor of use of force as a person now (for example I gave Trump some credit when he pulled out of Syria, although then it turned out he kinda didn't anyway).


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'you must be good at finding diglett'
hmmm I smell a fetch quest
'find 150 of them'
fuckin what

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Day 44: PUMP IT
Tentacool 4
Tentacruel 6
Azurill 4
Marill 5
Azumarill 7
Wailmer 2
Wailord 3
Relicanth 6
Luvdisc 2
Finneon 7
Lumineon 8
Oshawott 4
Dewott 8
Samurott 4
Basculin 2
Sobble 7
Drizzile 5
Inteleon 7

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Day 43: Random 5
Tangela 3
Tangrowth 1
Elekid 7
Electabuzz 4
Electivire 7
Numel 4
Camerupt 10
Barboach 7
Whiscash 8
Turtwig 6
Grotle 3
Torterra 5
Klink 2
Klank 2
Klinklang 2
Comfey 4
Arrokuda 5
Barraskewda 6

Mega Camerupt 10, would give 11 if I could

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One thing I'm wondering about, is how Lash Out works with defiant. Like, say you get bapped by intimidate, then defiant gives you the +2 atk. Does this count as a stat drop for the doubling power? Imagine bisharp at +1 atk with a 150 BP stab move. That's gonna leave a mark

By the time I get around to testing this I'm sure someone will already know but it sure will be interesting!

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mnkboy907 posted...

A Dragon-type Bullet Seed too, but nothing with Skill Link or Technician can learn it, lol.

Honestly, unless we see a dragon with skill link or technician, nobody would ever choose to run it even on a pokemon w/ technician or skill link unless their movepools were terrible. Dragon is a pretty junk coverage move now with fairy around.

Most of the new moves are cool though!

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https://youtu.be/G76nKGWRLPU

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the ability to erase old region marks so you can use old pokes in online ranked is a fucking lifesaver

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Day 42: ?????????
Cleffa 3
Clefairy 4
Clefable 4
Porygon 4
Porygon2 6
Porygon-Z - 6
Unown 1
Girafarig 4
Baltoy 6
Claydol 10
Bidoof 4
Bibarel 5
Sigilyph 7
Solosis 4
Duosion 5
Reuniclus 9
Type: Null 4
Silvally 5
Indeedee 4

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Sheep007 posted...

Who the hell thought a llama stuck in a fence was the best idea for literally god?

Spitting some truth right there. Gen 4 gave us legendaries for Time, Space, and Literally God. I'm glad they've dialed it back since then to mere powerful things, as opposed to abstract conceptual deities in the form of dong-shaped dragons and a camelid who didn't quite escape his pen


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Day 41: Legendaries Revolutions
Jirachi 9
Deoxys 5
Dialga 5
Palkia 3
Darkrai 4
Arceus 1
Victini 5
Keldeo 4
Genesect 7
Tapu Koko 9
Tapu Lele 10
Tapu Bulu 8
Tapu Fini 7
Magearna 1
Marshadow 2
Zeraora 4
Eternatus 5

Deoxys Attack 5
Deoxys Defense 6
Deoxys Speed 4
Keldeo Resolute 5

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Day 40: aweanew
Nidoran F 6
Nidorina 6
Nidoqueen 5
Nidoran M 6
Nidorino 6
Nidoking 8
Slowpoke 6
Slowbro 7
Slowking 5
Kangaskhan 8
Horsea 5
Seadra 6
Kingdra 5
Slakoth 3
Vigoroth 6
Slaking 3
Piplup 6
Prinplup 3
Empoleon 7

Mega Kangaskhan 8
Galarian Slowpoke 6
Galarian Slowbro 8
Mega Slowbro 8

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Pressing F for your urethra

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Day 39: Random 4
Sandshrew 7
Sandslash 7
Slugma 10
Magcargo 8
Tropius 4
Hippopotas 2
Hoppowdon 5
Pidove 5
Tranquill 5
Unfezant 5
Audino 5
Axew 4
Fraxure 5
Haxorus 8
Wishiwashi 7
Wooloo 10
Dubwool 8

Alolan Sandshrew 7
Alolan Sandslash 8
Mega Audino 6

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triangles

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Caterpie 6
Metapod 3
Butterfree 6
Weedle 3
Kakuna 3
Beedrill 5
Volbeat 1
Illumise 1
Sewaddle 8
Swadloon 6
Leavanny 7
Joltik 10
Galvantula 10
Cutiefly 10
Ribombee 8
Snom 10
Frosmoth 10

Mega Beedrill 7

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Calling the card "Romani" and then showing a bunch of wagon people would also be, if not necessarily racist, then stereotypical and exoticist at minimum. That isn't guaranteed to be an issue, and there are plenty of conversations to be had regarding Romani culture, but Magic is about summoning monsters and casting spells, not complex politico-cultural struggles. So ok, fair


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Day 37: Dance Party
Poliwag 6
Poliwhirl 5
Poliwrath 4
Politoed 5
Cubone 6
Marowak 7
Lotad 5
Lombre 2
Ludicolo 7
Spinda 4
Kricketot 3
Kricketune 2
Larvesta 7
Volcarona 9
Meloetta 5
Bounsweet 7
Steenee 6
Tsareena 5

Alolan Marowak 8
Meloetta Pirouette 5

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Day 36: Grass Reloaded
Oddish 7
Gloom 3
Vileplume 6
Bellossom 3
Sunkern 8
Sunflora 2
Budew 2
Roselia 3
Roserade 4
Cottonee 5
Whimsicott 9
Chespin 5
Quilladin 4
Chesnaught 6
Fomantis 5
Lurantis 10
Gossifleur 5
Eldegoss 8

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Day 35: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon
Zubat 6
Golbat 2
Crobat 6
Krabby 7
Kingler 6
Totodile 7
Croconaw 4
Feraligatr 7
Starly 5
Staravia 5
Staraptor 6
Scraggy 9
Scrafty 9
Elgyem 5
Beheeyem 3
Yungoos 2
Gumshoos 3
Morpeko 4

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gun node

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Day 34: More Ghosts
Nincada 5
Ninjask 6
Shedinja 6
Shuppet 5
Banette 7
Duskull 10
Dusclops 7
Dusknoir 4
Rotom 5
Giratina 5
Litwick 8
Lampent 5
Chandelure 9
Sandygast 5
Palossand 5
Sinistea 5
Polteageist 4

Mega Banette 8
Rotom Fan 7
Rotom Frost 7
Rotom Heat 7
Rotom Mow 8
Rotom Wash 7
Giratina-Origin 7

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Day 33: Legendaries 2
Mew 5
Lugia 6
Ho-oh 4
Kyogre 8
Groudon 6
Rayquaza 7
Cresselia 4
Phione 3
Manaphy 3
Tornadus 2
Thundurus 2
Yveltal 7
Zygarde 6
Cosmog 3
Cosmoem 3
Solgaleo 6
Lunala 7

Primal Kyogre 8
Primal Groudon 6
Mega Rayquaza 7
Tornadus-T 5
Thundurus-T 5

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It was a pretty large improvement over gen 1, which itself was impressive for a gameboy game. So it was great at the time, albeit not really great now.

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Day 31: Random 3
Diglett 3
Dugtrio 1
Pineco 7
Forretress 5
Trapinch 6
Vibrava 6
Flygon 8
Buizel 4
Floatzel 5
Trubbish 9
Garbodor 10
Phantump 8
Trevenant 7
Pyukumuku 10
Scorbunny 5
Raboot 5
Cinderace 6

Alolan Diglett 4
Alolan Dugtrio 3

I like that they realized diglett and dugtrio were so dumb that they couldn't attempt to make cool regional variants. Instead they put gorgeous Fabio hair on them - which earns a bit of a bump

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Day 31: ostriovan
Happiny 1
Chansey 1
Blissey 1
Magikarp 5
Gyarados 7
Miltank 4
Torchic 6
Combusken 4
Blaziken 7
Spoink 7
Grumpig 5
Ducklett 3
Swanna 4
Clauncher 8
Clawitzer 8
Applin 7
Flapple 7
Appletun 7

Mega Gyarados 7
Mega Blaziken 6

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Dracovish was just innocent bones!
Doubly cruel are the lips which scold a monster born of neglect!


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