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TopicPost memes here 2.0
Eat More Beef
08/04/20 9:57:18 AM
#491


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TopicPost memes here 2.0
Eat More Beef
08/01/20 4:00:58 PM
#473


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TopicPost memes here 2.0
Eat More Beef
07/30/20 8:19:58 PM
#455


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TopicPost memes here 2.0
Eat More Beef
07/27/20 10:50:46 AM
#443


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TopicPost memes here 2.0
Eat More Beef
07/22/20 4:11:12 PM
#426


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TopicPost memes here 2.0
Eat More Beef
07/21/20 4:25:53 PM
#416


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TopicPost memes here 2.0
Eat More Beef
07/20/20 2:15:04 PM
#408


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TopicPost memes here 2.0
Eat More Beef
07/19/20 9:42:54 PM
#405


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TopicIt was the best of times....it was the blurst of times!?
Eat More Beef
07/18/20 11:55:10 AM
#17
deupd_u posted...
I have to hate this because this was originally posted on Reddit by the guy who made it, saying something like "this is how I use my music degree!" which struck me as cringe AF

If you don't like D A N K M U S, then you can kindly get the fuck outta this topic.

On topic, my fav has got to be:
https://youtu.be/-m4qqw_0tms

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Topichas i may destroy you become big in the US yet?
Eat More Beef
07/17/20 5:48:44 PM
#2
Bruh, Biffy Clyro can't even make it big in North America, which is a blessing amd a goddamn shame. I saw 'em in a 600 person venue in Canada a few years back. Blew my mother fucking mind!!!

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TopicBand fronted by Trump slurper sells a whopping 600 copies of their new album
Eat More Beef
07/16/20 6:17:00 PM
#17
Man, that twitter feed is wild. Between the shit-takes from traptofficial to the blatant trolling of traptunofficial and all those caught in the cross-fire, it's rather entertaining.

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TopicIs "showing roast beef" a turn-off for you?
Eat More Beef
07/16/20 4:42:56 PM
#10
What do you think?

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TopicITT we post absurdist/morbid/dark humor jokes
Eat More Beef
07/15/20 11:16:21 AM
#11
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross Magic Johnston and a wheelchair?
Rolaids!

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TopicWould you rather drive an automatic or manual transmission car?
Eat More Beef
07/14/20 10:28:59 PM
#10
I like driving a manual more because I live in Canada. In winter, when there's lots of ice, I like having the option to gear down instead of breaking to reduce the speed of my vehicle.

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TopicITT we post absurdist/morbid/dark humor jokes
Eat More Beef
07/14/20 1:21:59 PM
#4
What's the biggest draw back of the jungle?

An elephant's foreskin.

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TopicWhat is the craziest stat about you?
Eat More Beef
07/14/20 9:27:09 AM
#27
pinky0926 posted...
You can relax friend, I have zero interest in adding to the shovel literature

Phew... that's a load off my mind. I meant no disrespect, just that, I had a buddy that did that and it was a very bad idea for everyone involved.

Anyway, on topic: I'm currently up 2-0 on the four horsemen of the apocalypse (I've been on the front lines of a war and pandemic).

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TopicWhat is the craziest stat about you?
Eat More Beef
07/14/20 8:21:37 AM
#22
pinky0926 posted...
My social worker friend, who councils literal serial killers for a living, says I should write a book about my dating history because it would be a fascinating read. Call it Secret Diaries of a Tinder Fuckboy or something

No. You should not. There are already a plethora of books like that out there and they're not original, good, or insightful. It's just boring horseshit.

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TopicFast and Furious possibly going to space?
Eat More Beef
07/13/20 11:23:56 AM
#30
Can this be the origin story of how Riddick came about?

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TopicSudan passes sweeping human rights reforms by secularizing
Eat More Beef
07/12/20 8:07:06 PM
#3
Wow. Did not see that coming. Good on then for finally adapting to change.

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TopicHow is Outer Wilds? Thinking of getting it for the PS4 after I'm done Bioshock
Eat More Beef
07/11/20 6:21:33 PM
#15
You should get it. It took me around 30 hours to complete and I had a blast.

It's a polarizing game however, so you're either gonna give it a 9 or 10 outta 10, or a 1

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TopicSo it's apparently not possible to watch most of the Drew Carey show anymore?
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07/09/20 10:15:48 PM
#11
ExtremeLuchador posted...
Music rights issues put a stop to releases after Season 1.

Damn, really? Five years ago I rewatched the whole series on youtube. Guess I got it during the golden zone.

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TopicBest Sam Rockwell role
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07/09/20 10:13:52 PM
#42
You know, I really enjoyed him as Zaphod. Infact, I loved that entire movie except for the fact they made it into a fucking love story. Hitchhikers is not a fucking love story!
Also he was awesome in Confessions.

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TopicHas the pandemic/lockdown affected your mental health?
Eat More Beef
07/09/20 7:50:40 PM
#10
Yes. It has fucked me up. I work as a janitor in the hospital system.

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TopicQuick whats good smalltalk topics to have with my female boss?
Eat More Beef
07/08/20 5:12:48 PM
#11
So, let me get this straight. You're a self-proclaimed master PUA, but you don't know how to talk to woman you work with?

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TopicDoes Dhalsim elongate his penis during sex
Eat More Beef
07/08/20 10:43:39 AM
#7
This too used to keep me up at night, but I've moved on the bigger and better things, such as:

Has E. Honda ever used his fast hands to bust in a matter of seconds, and if so, did he get a friction burn?

and

Does Blanka ever use his electricity ability for bdsm stuff?

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TopicWhat's your favorite Soundgarden song?
Eat More Beef
07/07/20 6:37:11 PM
#25
Gakk86 posted...
Fourth of July

That's a close 2nd for me.

All time favourite is Ty Cobb.

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TopicI love story-heavy "walking simulator" games
Eat More Beef
07/03/20 7:49:34 PM
#16
Cookie Bag posted...
Finished watching a streamer play it last night, and kinda wish i played it myself before seeing because holy shit that was amazing, i was tearing by the end of it.

Even knowing what you're supposed to do, the game is so much fun. The way they manipulate the physics on each planet is crazy. Each is different fron the last, built with mini puzzles within in. Solid 9/10 game for sure.

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TopicI love story-heavy "walking simulator" games
Eat More Beef
07/03/20 6:13:55 PM
#10
Outter Wilds, boiiiii!

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TopicThink Im close to the end of Outer Wilds! *spoilers maybe*
Eat More Beef
07/03/20 5:39:34 PM
#5
Statical_Ork posted...
Explore the power station on ember twin a bit

Cool. I'm currently stuck on the bullshit quantum puzzle on the secret island on giants deep. It's super annoying and I'm sure I'll feel like a god once the wife and I finish it off.

I do have to say though, this is a really great game to play two player, like back in the day. One person controls the sticks, but both humans hangout and try to figure the best place to go. It reminds me of old snes games i played with my best friend back in the day.

Edit: nevermind, figured out the problem stated above. I should have SEEN in coming, but alas, it took me a few tries.

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TopicThink Im close to the end of Outer Wilds! *spoilers maybe*
Eat More Beef
07/03/20 5:15:33 PM
#2
Bruh, I'm in the same boat as you. I've tried landing on the south pole of the quantum moon to no avail and it's making me made.

Great fucking game, though.

Also, how'd you get to the sunstation cause I've tried a lot and am stumped.

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TopicAs an LGBT person, have you ever faced any hate/prejudice in real life?
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07/03/20 5:07:11 PM
#22
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Were the people who attacked you...you know...rhymes with smimmigrants?

You really went there, eh? Enjoy your time away from gamefaqs.gamespot.com

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TopicAs an LGBT person, have you ever faced any hate/prejudice in real life?
Eat More Beef
07/03/20 5:04:30 PM
#19
As a straight man, I'm sorry people like me were intolerant to y'all. That sucks. I hope this stupidity ends before I die.

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TopicI am nervous as shit to start tattooing my leg tbh
Eat More Beef
07/01/20 10:13:26 PM
#4
You'll be fine. Just make sure you don't have any direct water pressure or anything on it. If you soap up your torso or upper leg (I'm assuming you're doing your calf?) the rinse/run off will most likely clean it well enough.

As for throughout the day? Bring a cloth to work/school/wherever you're at along with some unscented soft soap and you'll be ballin'.

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TopicMy wife has an anime girl fetish and keeps getting outfits for me
Eat More Beef
07/01/20 6:43:34 PM
#4
Is that you in the pictures or just a stock image?
Also, it's rad you're down to facilitate your wife's kink.

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TopicI am now one year sober. AMA
Eat More Beef
06/29/20 4:35:26 PM
#5
Congrats, homie.

What made you quit, and how did you quit?

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TopicTonight I dive into the RTS genre. I never have before. Who plays this things?
Eat More Beef
06/29/20 4:33:53 PM
#10
Only ever played the C&C early games, like 95 to 98. They were fun, but I was fucking terrible at them so I can't give you any help.

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Topicone thing I will always respect Buffy the Vampire Slayer for
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06/29/20 9:36:49 AM
#41
Psychos? Is that what they looked like to you? Psychos? Psychos do not explode when sunlight hit's 'em. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

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TopicThe President, on some old people yelling white power
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06/28/20 3:58:23 PM
#120
@onedarksoul posted...
Looks like they deleted it. They made a mistake and moved on. Nothing else to see here really.

Yet he hasn't apologized. So, either the person you support is a fucking racist not fit for office, or a goddamn imbecile not fit for office. Which one is he?

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TopicThe President, on some old people yelling white power
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06/28/20 9:41:44 AM
#54
Vicious_Dios posted...
Oh really? Did HE specifically praise those two dudes word for word?

You can, but it doesn't mean you'll be right. That's the beauty of free-speech.

You know, I'm getting really fucking tired of this symantec argument the right always uses. So, because he didn't specifically call out, by name, the dude who shouted white power, yet still shared a video where it's pretty fucking prevalent and said thank you to them and bitched about Dem's it doesn't mean he's racist?

He didn't have to share a video with someone spouting a disgusting message in it either, yet he chose to do so. 45 is a fucking racist.

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TopicThe President, on some old people yelling white power
Eat More Beef
06/28/20 8:32:12 AM
#2
That old chick with the pink hair is my spirit animal.

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TopicIronic blackface is still blackface
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06/27/20 5:53:42 PM
#23
Why not ask the black actors in that scene what they thought of it? If they were fine in the usage of it to underscore a point, i.e., it's a terrible thing to do, then it should be fine, no?

Much like the community episode, it points out what a terrible thing black face is. How is using comedy to point out faults a bad thing? I thought that's what comedy was all about.

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TopicI am so drunk
Eat More Beef
06/27/20 3:40:14 PM
#3
I can only recommend one thing to sober you up.

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Topiclol @ Dr. Disrespect.
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06/27/20 3:39:17 PM
#229
soulunison2 posted...
the guy got banned from magic the gathering because he was bullying people, the dude is a massive shit head

But...but...but... that's just his persona. It's totally just a joke bro!

/sarcasm

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Topiclol @ Dr. Disrespect.
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06/27/20 11:58:38 AM
#160
@Zikten posted...
someone in another topic said he was getting raided by the FBI right before the stream was shut down

Damn, really? Do they have evidence or is it just a theory like the two I posted?

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Topiclol @ Dr. Disrespect.
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06/27/20 11:56:21 AM
#156
The most common theory I'm hearing is that he was either stealing from his charity streams or laundering money through twitch.

Either one would probably mean a blanket ban, the giving back of money, and zero info as some crime place investigated him.

I'd put my money on either of those two.

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Topichey ce, what video games have you been playing
Eat More Beef
06/27/20 10:54:19 AM
#10
I'm about ten hours into Outter Wilds. It's a great game. Zero replay value (from what I can tell), but I'd definitely recommend it.

Playing A Way Out with the wife. It's fun. I enjoy how they did the co-op in the game.

Also playing Divinity: Original Sin 2 with the wife. Would also recommend but I do have one beef with it. When in battle, it's difficult to tell exaclty where enimies on the battlefield are if the ground is littered with any sort of elemental stuff.

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Topiclol @ Dr. Disrespect.
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06/27/20 10:42:19 AM
#127
NeonOctopus posted...
Imagine having watching a fucking Roblox video as the last thing you stream. That's pathetic >_>

XD. I'm fucking dead!

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TopicTrump seeking vandals who tore up Lafayette Park
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06/26/20 3:32:48 PM
#19
ScazarMeltex posted...
Daily reminder that the cops who murdered Breona Taylor are still free.


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