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ChrisTaka posted...

Unless you're a seraphim lol

mages are literally never fun in any game in the series
why would i be willingly using a seraphim?

it's a pretty meh game but the entire series is pretty meh
it's fun in multiplayer, even if flawed

i don't see what makes this game so outrageously bad among a series that's 7/10 at the very best

Duncanwii posted...

Bowser's Chance Time was worse because you're guaranteed to give something away.

barring the extremely-rare equal trade, one player is always guaranteed to give something away in chance time
bowser chance time is way nicer because you can't give stars and you aren't giving to another player, so nobody is directly profiting off the misfortune of another

i only ever call it "mickey d's" to make fun of the nickname and to make fun of a really dumb family guy joke
in every other case i use its proper name

2p mystic cave is the best track in the game

3&k has a greater volume of automated/autoscrolling segments and annoying levels

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Toriyama only spelled it that way because his understanding of English was poor.

intentional corruption of english words is extremely common

japanese phonetically has no native v, but it does have a proper way to transcribe it

it's a bit disappointing that so many rooms are just looping voids with random stuff strewn about
the more designed areas are the best

it's not, it's just a meme to complain about it

people feel that they're entitled to ogling women's bodies for free, and as we all know, sexuality is the literal only thing these people can think of as why anyone watches women on twitch

the only time i've intentionally ordered a big mac is when i got one for 10 cents

so weird that people are so off-put by the idea of taking care of someone else's kid, like "flesh and blood" actually fucking matters

nobody ever says "all lives matter" for any reason but to spite blm people
it's that whiny "what about meeeee" shit you see with "egalitarians" that are angry at feminists

it's so weird that people here refer to women as "females", even in the same sentence that they refer to men as "men"
it has such a weird, distant, clinical connotation to it

RamboCell29 posted...

Why doesn't BLM protest when over a hundred people (likely majority black) get shot in a weekend?

because they're specifically going after police brutality right now
you're just like the people who complain about feminists for not working on men's issues

it's kinda gross that "all lives matter" is pretty much exclusively used as a spiteful reaction to "black lives matter"

classic competitive and classic quick play both exist
just don't play the role queue modes if you don't want role queue

none of the other modes have role queue

why would the e-sports players give a shit about role queue
the complaints and requests, like many, came from random angry players who thought they knew better than they did

several teams in the league were popular specifically because they used cool unusual setups

the know-it-all supports on the forums and subreddit bitched enough for blizzard to hear them and, unfortunately, give into their awful request
it's this weird mentality of "if there's an equal number of each class, this team is balanced and therefore fine" even though there are so many fun alternative setups you can use

playing shitpost levels is a great experience but there's absolutely nothing that compares to playing those shitty levels with friends

it was an interesting game but it never had any good sequels to improve upon the shaky-but-cool foundation

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Sonic and Sega Racing 1

this game had the blandest track design of all time

people casually make fun of minorities and their dialects all the time
it's so weird how little mods seem to care

it's so weird that people still do this and get blindsided by the backlash
blackface has been culturally poisoned and it's really not worth trying to do it for a "good" reason

hank and peggy's stupidity and close-mindedness was a constant source of humor

futurama was pretty good but it really abused the hell out of those matt groening cliches, and was straight-up awful in the comedy central run

Zikten posted...

American Dad actually has likable characters who aren't total psychopath

have you watched any episode in the last couple years? it's totally become even more cynical and loaded with non-sequitors than family guy is

american dad at its peak was probably better than family guy, even if just because it had more interesting stories that told more jokes based on the characters and scenarios than just tossing in random references

it would be nice if these games, for once, would have the difficulty and variety to meet their complexity
it doesn't matter how many weird combos you can do in vesperia if the pacing is trash and the combat's insanely easy
i'm honestly shocked that the "let's head to the inn" memes were 100% true

tusked crusher

graces, the xillia games, and berseria had decent combat despite the flaws
most of the other games are extremely clunky and boring

Pancake posted...

you could play earthbound with one hand.

i'm one-handed and play literally everything with one hand

some of them actually attempt to have enemies that are strong and require reaction and prediction
most don't and are pathetic, easy, and slow, though

disgaea d2 is, for whatever reason, the only game in the series not to have a port yet
it's on ps now, though

i get that people can be totally naive when it comes to posting this, but it's usually just some sort of "but what about us!! why do blacks get all the attention!!" salt that makes people say it instead, belittling the plight of others

i'd love for the unused tracks to be released some day
i always loved how the early music sounded

brigitte mains complain that she's underpowered, somehow

really boring game but hopefully this causes a revival of the series

firey

depends how ignorable the story is

people pull that mary sue shit whenever a girl character is competent at anything, conveniently ignoring any flaws and mistakes

it's so fucking weird that people think of sex as the absolute end point for any relationship

they couldn't even make it a funny bad
it's just boring and stiff

3d blast had a pretty great ost

it's actually pretty remarkable that there are people who actually feel targeted when they get moderated for violating a rule

your guys's

imagine thinking that ttyd of all games "worked perfectly"