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TopicJust bought a fleshlight
Master Kazuya
07/18/20 9:11:29 AM
#7
Cheater87 posted...
Yes, this topic reminded me that I had one also.

Returning_CEmen posted...
I used to have a bunch, but then I got a girlfriend and threw them away.

Its cool I guess, just a pain to clean up.

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What sleeve(s) do you guys own?

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TopicJust bought a fleshlight
Master Kazuya
07/18/20 9:01:44 AM
#1
Anyone use one before?

I got the Mini Lotus. I wanted something to help with stamina while also being realistic and people told me Mini Lotus was the most realistic one.

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TopicI'm not convinced Melee is more fun than Ultimate
Master Kazuya
07/05/20 4:12:06 AM
#16
It's more neutral heavy because half the game is people floating around in the air waiting to land and hit each other once lol. That's like saying airplanes have more airtime than pro skateboard tricks. Duh, by design it does. Brawl is even more neutral heavy than Ultimate in the way you are defining it. Congrats to ESAM and Samsora for doing the same combo, it's cool that they can do that sequence on everyone in the same context. I'm not calling them bad, I'm calling the game stale.

You have no idea what you're talking about if you think Marth's recovery is gigantic in Melee, like seriously noooo idea. Even Fox in Melee doesn't have half the recovery Fox has in Ultimate. Mvc2 only had 8 viable characters out of 50+ and that game lasted a decade and only got taken off the circuit because a viable sequel came out. If you want pure balance, go play a game where you literally flip a coin. That's balanced but not fun. Street Fighter 1 has 2 characters that are literally the same except for colors. Perfectly balanced. Ledge play is so silly in Ult. One char gets hit only to recover from blast zone and snap to the ledge, player on stage misses their 2 frame, rinse repeat. I can't believe that top level play involves actually sitting there charging smash attacks HOPING to ledge trap them. That's something low level players do too.

What the fuck is the point of this topic if you are going to plug your ears anyway. You literally enjoy being camped out by characters for 8 minutes, there's absolutely nothing anyone can say to you.

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TopicI'm not convinced Melee is more fun than Ultimate
Master Kazuya
07/05/20 3:36:21 AM
#13
BakonBitz posted...
^You say Ultimate has a lot of characters that feel the same when Melee added a lot of straight-up clones that Ultimate tried to fix, lol.

Hmm, rushed 2nd game series release vs 5th game entry 18 years later. I wonder which I should be holding to a slightly higher standard. Why does Ult have chars like Dark Samus, Daisy, Richter who are the same save for literally a few pixels on some moves. Same speed, weight, damage, hitbox, jumps, move properties, knockback amount, knockback angles. Even less difference than the Shoto clones of SF or the MK Ninjas. I'm not even talking about the sorta similar chars in vein of Melee clones like Chrom, Dark Pit, Pichu, or Dr Mario. Like straight up palette swaps.

The thing that makes Melee's clones not as bad is that the game itself feels a lot better to play. I don't care if you give me 80 chars if they're all neutered. I'd much rather have 10 characters that are full of depth. Why did they remove Bowser and Snake's unique DSmashes from the previous games to give them the same thing?

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TopicI'm not convinced Melee is more fun than Ultimate
Master Kazuya
07/05/20 3:18:07 AM
#10
Doe posted...
Ultimate doesn't feel stale at all to me.

Huh, you must be playing Melee also then.

Ultimate has

1) a shit ton of boring characters to fight against (tell me it's fun to fight against Young Link, Duck Hunt, Palutena, Ness, Villager, Robin, etc)
1a) there is no powershielding so you have no defense against projectile spam coming your way. Parrying does nothing to projectiles
2) a lot of characters who play really similarly, there are like 5 Marths, not even just 5 FE characters, why do Ridley, K rool, and Incineroar have the same dsmash, why does every character have down b counter
3) a buffer system that inputs your NEXT move before your CURRENT one is done
4) a ton of characters that can almost quite literally recover from anywhere on screen which defeats the purpose of solid offstage play
5) maybe the worst online for a modern FG (and ironically, Melee recently got the perhaps best netcode for any FG period)
6) we're talking like, it's "sick" in ultimate if you get a 2 hit combo. Did you know a 2 hit combo is literally the minimum a combo can possibly be? most the game is just hitting someone away and waiting for them to slowly fall back to the stage and reading how they're going to airdodge. Just hit, repeat, hit repeat. You can't follow your advantage like you can in Melee
7) movement is just objectively worse. You just have less control of your character

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TopicThe Harley Quinn cartoon is legit good.
Master Kazuya
07/05/20 3:01:45 AM
#3
I also like how they sometimes 'accidentally' have HQ in sexy poses but they never make her sexuality gimmicky.

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TopicI'm not convinced Melee is more fun than Ultimate
Master Kazuya
07/05/20 2:16:13 AM
#3
Idk I'd rather eat an amazing sandwich than a whole bag of stale chips.

The sandwich being Melee ofc

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TopicThe Harley Quinn cartoon is legit good.
Master Kazuya
07/05/20 2:15:03 AM
#1
It's like Batman the Animated Series meets Adult Swim. I'm on ep 9 and each episode just has a nice little theme, good characters and relationships, funny, and self-aware.

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TopicIs Last of Us 2 worth it? I liked TLoU1's writing a lot but gameplay was meh
Master Kazuya
06/22/20 3:43:49 AM
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Is it just like, more of the same thing, or is it amazing, or what? I watched my friend play a little and it seemed fun.

TLoU1 was fun for what it was but eventually, I felt the gameplay was starting to stagnate. I don't really remember the plot all too well but I remember I really liked the writing and development the characters had, to the point where my whole family was intrigued while I was playing it during a Christmas break.

I really liked the way the game ended so some parts of me feel like this might be a forced sequel, what do you think?

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TopicI'm sick of Valorant.
Master Kazuya
06/13/20 6:57:28 AM
#11
Cookie Bag posted...
Weird, i'd argue a fighting game requires more investment than a shooter game to be good at and people are way more emotional about fighting games than shooters, maybe its like you say, the genre and not the game.

I started playing FGs when I was 18 and I'm almost 30 now so my priorities are different overall with gaming and getting better. FGs just resonate more with me and I like the 1v1 aspect of it. I feel like things in a fighting game are easy to understand because the info is immediately available to you, whereas a shooter like this is hard because a lot of the meta is playing around probability.

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TopicI'm sick of Valorant.
Master Kazuya
06/13/20 5:13:07 AM
#7
Cookie Bag posted...
What's the point if playing a competitive game if you're not gonna try hard? some people enjoy that shit and that's who the game is aimed at, this is just not for you TC.

Yeah that's what I'm leaning at. I'm primarily a fighting game player. I've played and won Street Fighter tournaments, I play and have played Smash bros Melee competitively, and perhaps this isn't the game/genre for me for various reasons.

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TopicI'm sick of Valorant.
Master Kazuya
06/13/20 5:10:44 AM
#4
Reis posted...
get good

U aint wrong, but I have to ask myself, what am I really getting good for? Is it worth it?

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TopicI'm sick of Valorant.
Master Kazuya
06/13/20 5:08:59 AM
#1
Idk. I enjoyed getting into the game for the beta and playing 5v5 with 9 other people I know and stuff. But eventually I feel a presure. What fun is a game where 80% of the game is about thinking what COULD be there. I respect the intelligence behind it and the skill. I just feel like it's not for me. I wanna hold W and shoot people sometimes. I wanna have fun. But it's like some pro game of hide and seek. Some of my friends I play with, who are intrinsically nice people, get super salty too and it discourages me from playing because I don't want to be a burden. EVEN IN UNRANKED!!!! Like wtf. I tried hard in games 10 years ago when I was 18 but I don't have that drive anymore, and I feel like I'm holding certain people back by not having that drive.

Idk, I feel like people try too hard and miss the point of what a video game is. You're either contributing or not contributing and a combination of the knowledge to constantly guess who could or couldn't be around a corner, and taking random games really seriously, just turn me off.

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TopicThis so racist, and I still don't know if it is real.
Master Kazuya
06/08/20 4:07:26 PM
#11
Seems like something that would be on Chapelle's Show

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TopicWould you have sexual intercourse with Ana Cabrera?
Master Kazuya
06/07/20 5:37:09 PM
#5
TopicWhat exactly is the goal of the protests?
Master Kazuya
06/07/20 9:01:30 AM
#1
I'm by no means saying people don't have a right to protest or be outraged. I want to know where the protests are trying to go. A new law for police? I think a goal of "end racism" or "start the police over from scratch" seem a little nebulous and I feel like all the energy directed at a focus or systematic steps would be more powerful.

Where are the donations going? Is it to get people out of bail? Scholarships? I feel like there's a ton of good will but I don't know what it's being directed at.

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TopicIf you wanted to have sex with a trans, does that make you a homosexual?
Master Kazuya
06/06/20 9:06:31 PM
#8
Who even knows. Any answer is incorrect somehow, so whatever just fuck who you want.

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TopicSo did that singer who promised to show her boobs if her song hit #1...
Master Kazuya
06/06/20 9:04:48 PM
#4
Doja Cat

She was trolling (lamest form of trolling ever), but she DID have a nip slip on her live feed some point after, so perhaps that was her way of honoring it?

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TopicSkullgirls developer MikeZ says "i cant breath" joke on stream
Master Kazuya
06/06/20 1:46:47 AM
#57
RadiantAdolin posted...
It 100% is.

I understand you have emotions behind that, but I am not a mind reader and neither is anyone else on the Earth. A conversation requires communication and just saying your point is "100%" doesn't actually mean anything to me. You provided no other thing to base that off of. Just read it yourself. Otherwise we are in a battle of nuh-uh and yeah-huh with going nowhere. I provided examples behind my point, you need to do the same. The sooner you get this, the more interesting place we can go. Otherwise, I don't buy it.


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TopicSkullgirls developer MikeZ says "i cant breath" joke on stream
Master Kazuya
06/06/20 1:40:30 AM
#55
RadiantAdolin posted...
If you aren't causing harm you aren't a bad person.

That's not necessarily true. Apathy and negligence can make you bad sometimes too. Like if you have mad food and someone right in front of you is starving to death, you aren't causing them harm, but you are preventing them from living. You can have good intentions but just be so naively negligent that it inadvertently risks others, like if you were selling a boat and said it was good to sail on good faith without thoroughly testing it.

You can cause harm to someone about to kill you or someone else and not be a bad person. You can emotionally mess with a bully to get them to stop bullying other people. You can accidentally hurt others too, like car accidents or whatever. I get what you're saying but I think bad person has more to it. Being a furry isn't bad though lol.

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TopicBollywood music topic
Master Kazuya
06/06/20 12:30:55 AM
#13
I grew up watching 90s Bollywood movies. I think most Bollywood movies are god awful but the songs are wonderful. I also know tons of songs from the 50s onwards because my parents would play old collections of songs too. For some reason, my brain is especially good at remembering all these songs even though I barely understand Hindi (I'm ethnically Nepali). I still have a playlist of like 100 of my favorite songs and it took me a while to track them all down. I don't know too many songs from like 2005 era onwards but I try to check them out here and there and get exposed to new songs through my cousins and uncles /aunts. I credit A R Rahman as one of the reasons I love music, his work is amazing.

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TopicMan breaks into Wells Fargo to heat up his hot pocket
Master Kazuya
05/28/20 8:52:46 PM
#21
What a legend.

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TopicI'm crushing so hard on this one OKC account
Master Kazuya
05/23/20 12:54:28 AM
#16
dj1200 posted...
pics or gtfo

There's always that small chance that someone's gonna be a moron about pics and reverse search them and shit

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TopicI'm crushing so hard on this one OKC account
Master Kazuya
05/23/20 12:39:34 AM
#14
Hayame Zero posted...
Becoming attached to dating profiles can be hell. Be careful with that.

Normally I've had small "I hope she matches /responds" sorta things but idk, not only did I feel like there were lots of similarities but I've actually met her in person by random chance and she was cool and friendly and introduced us to her friends at the club n shit. Idk for some reason I just have a feeling that we'd hit it off well.

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Topicso the new Batwoman *HAS* to be of the LGBTQ community
Master Kazuya
05/22/20 6:56:27 AM
#10
Idk I kinda get it though. If one of your defining character's traits is that they are gay, then a gay person is going to be able to do that role better. Like when I watch NPH try to play a straight guy on HIMYM, something feels off. It could be his acting but it never sells me really. When I see Joey Tribbiani or Jack MacFarland, where part of their character is heavily tied into their sexuality, I'm convinced it's a straight or gay guy respectively.

If it was just like, oh they want a LGBTQ person for the role even though it's not a defining feature of the char, that would be kinda forced, it should just be acting talent. But if part of their character is heavily tied into their sexuality, I think it only makes sense to have an actor that represents.

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TopicI'm crushing so hard on this one OKC account
Master Kazuya
05/22/20 6:29:26 AM
#6
teepan95 posted...
No harm in asking

Assuming you trust him to not mess it up

I feel like it'd be a better move to wait until dates start happening? But who knows. I don't really trust him to not mess it up lol.

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TopicI'm crushing so hard on this one OKC account
Master Kazuya
05/22/20 4:43:06 AM
#2
Bump

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TopicI'm crushing so hard on this one OKC account
Master Kazuya
05/22/20 1:12:49 AM
#1
It's some girl I met once through a distant friend of a close friend, she had a bf at the time but when we went all went out, I remember thinking she was really cool and accepting, but she was dating that distant friend at the time. I saw her profile on OKC and after reading her bio, it really seems like we'd get along really well, lot of lifestyle and mentality similarities and things I value. I can't get it out of my head atm. I just hope it works out and we actually connect.

I could ask that close friend to see if he can do anything about it, but I'm not too sure cause they're not even friends on Facebook. Plus I feel like if it'll work out, I shouldn't have to get my friend to tell her to check me out.

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TopicWho would win, four Shaqs or a Silverback gorilla?
Master Kazuya
05/19/20 2:16:11 PM
#1
who would win


who would win

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TopicImagine banging your Hot high school teacher
Master Kazuya
04/24/20 12:27:18 AM
#72
This implies there was only 1

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TopicForgotten Banger Alert: Far East Movement - Like A G6
Master Kazuya
04/24/20 12:24:29 AM
#6
I've always liked this song, still do. Not like my fav song, but good listen. Simple beat but effective. Female chorus with vocal rasp and selective auto tune gives it a cool edge. "When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk" is a fun little hookline.

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TopicWho was more at fault between McGregor and Nurmagomedov?
Master Kazuya
04/23/20 11:17:49 PM
#1
who was


Who do you think?

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TopicFor the next contest, we should be able to only vote on ones we want.
Master Kazuya
04/15/20 6:36:49 PM
#1
There have been some polls in this contest where I've played 2 games in the head to head but not any other ones. In order to vote for the game I actually wanted to vote for, I have to just sort of, guess on which game I might like more out of the 3 matchups. Which skews the results. I really doubt everyone who votes has played every single game in the poll, so undoubtedly this is happening all the time. Of course the contest is whatever at the end of the day but there's always room for better methods no matter what the context is.

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TopicIt's safer to order delivery theoretically
Master Kazuya
04/05/20 1:13:12 AM
#6
Smashingpmkns posted...
That delivery driver you infected probably would infect a shit ton more people too

But if you're already infected, going to a grocery store would be even worse.

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TopicIt's safer to order delivery theoretically
Master Kazuya
04/05/20 1:05:05 AM
#4
JustinMeme posted...
And what of the people who prepare your food in the kitchen?

I mean, unless you plant your own food or whatever, someone else has touched your food on preparation. Whether it's shelving the items on the shelves, packaging, stacking, etc, someone's touched it. And people that might have touched it and put it back or accidentally coughed on it or something.

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TopicIt's safer to order delivery theoretically
Master Kazuya
04/05/20 12:53:15 AM
#1
Getting your food delivered means you're only interacting with 1 person as opposed to going to a supermarket where there are several people. If you have the virus, you're only putting the delivery person at risk instead of public stores. If you were gonna get it, you're more likely to get it from dense areas than singular people.

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TopicSo this is the craziest girl story in my life and I don't know what to do.
Master Kazuya
04/01/20 8:40:32 PM
#25
Kolibri X posted...
This is some incognito simping.

Agreed. If you show your dick to her, you obviously want her attention. So either follow through, or don't. There's not a right answer but playing other simp games will waste your time.

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TopicI'm not from the US so can someone explain to me why TF is New York still not...
Master Kazuya
03/31/20 4:18:27 AM
#17
Unifying everyone together has positives and negatives. Smart countries can balance this decently. America isn't one of them. The idea of 'freedom' is taken so far where the freedom to ignore things is inherent to us. Other nations where they have a more totalitarian role on the people and censor news are on one side of the spectrum, America is on the other. There are downsides to freedom and that's when people want to be free even if it means their own and everyone else's downfall.

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TopicI wish the US took COVID-19 more seriously.
Master Kazuya
03/31/20 4:02:05 AM
#29
Prestoff posted...
Agreed, I'm just more pissed off we had political leaders and influencers that were calling this a hoax and saying "well it's just another flu". And we wonder why we have so many cases and I still believe we are heavily underreported with out hospitals not having enough proper wear to protect themselves.

Thankfully some companies and rich people are contributing, but despite their good deeds, everything would be so much more efficient if every large influence was on the same wavelength. I'm glad some people are doing their part, but unfortunately it means nothing if the majority aren't doing their part.

Vita_Aeterna posted...
I just hope the economic and social destruction that comes with the pandemic actually corrects the "stupid" in America. Too bad so many good, smart, and innocent people will be hurt. Some will die.

IMO I don't think anything will at this point, because just the evidence of electing someone like Trump shows more than I'd like, but at least it's forcing people to notice things that they would normally overlook. A lot of businesses, like Amazon and Whole Foods, have workers going on strike for benefits and safety, and it seems completely fair. Louisiana workers are demanding sick days because paid sick leave is only guaranteed in some states but not all. Based on social media, there are more people outspoken about our 'stupid' as you say and call it out more, but our generation online doesn't cover the entire mass demographic. I don't even care for differences in politics or opinion at this point, I just want everyone to act in the best way they can to get this thing over with sooner than later.

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Word, I respect that.

Lunar_Savage posted...
Eh, its hard to expect much out of a country that has mocked education and the concept of cooperation in favor of doing whatever the hell you want to make as much money as you want so you can put others under your thumb and gloat about how rich you are.

Yeah. It's honestly so backwards and I hate it. America is a huge influence on the world culturally but man it's not good having the reputation of being the worst rational in a global pandemic. I think it's embarrassing that our nation isn't taking it as seriously as other nations are, especially with our numbers being worse.

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TopicI wish the US took COVID-19 more seriously.
Master Kazuya
03/31/20 2:49:42 AM
#15
anth0ny posted...
i wish evangelicans would took covid more serious and prayed about together in church but we can't always get what we want can we

Which seems weird. Praying together in solidarity shouldn't matter if you're all in the same building or not. Life, god, the universe, etc isn't dependent on you being in the same room. It'l about the collective spirituality. So even if you're a Christian or any other religion, pray isolated, because you can both be spiritual and also have the knowledge on how viruses work. They aren't separate ideas.

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TopicI wish the US took COVID-19 more seriously.
Master Kazuya
03/31/20 2:38:00 AM
#10
Wewillrocku posted...
no shit.

Word. Hopefully other people get it too

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TopicI wish the US took COVID-19 more seriously.
Master Kazuya
03/31/20 2:29:36 AM
#8
Wewillrocku posted...
covid 19, not war. it was disease all along.

or is this just democrats ripping off the mask?

I have no idea what you mean by this, but, yes sickness kills more people than war does. It's possible that war will ultimately be the end of us, but regardless of your own views on war and its importance, sickness is something that we can solve together. So let's learn from the other incidents of sickness and plague and band together faster.

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TopicI wish the US took COVID-19 more seriously.
Master Kazuya
03/31/20 2:21:00 AM
#6
Malcrasternus posted...
I wish we would go into hard lock-down. Nothing except food and pharmacy for at least two weeks.

My state is doing this. Not just limited to food and pharmacy, stuff like gas stations, mechanics, insurance offices, etc are still open. Anything deemed essential is open.

BobanMarjanovic posted...
imagine being this much an SJW

Imagine being ignorant when your species is at stake. I can't.

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TopicI wish the US took COVID-19 more seriously.
Master Kazuya
03/31/20 2:08:48 AM
#1
I just don't understand. From federal to interpersonal, everyone gets better faster if everyone takes it seriously. Even if you hate everyone and you're trying to just make it on your own, your life will get better faster if you care. Whether you're economically selfish, your money flows better when everyone is back to normal form. If you're pleasure selfish, more things open back up for you to do, more business make products you like when this is over, so just participate for now. It's so dumb that it's in our culture to be like "f the government, I do what I want!" which I get is an expression of freedom, but for something like this where this is literally humanity vs nature, we gotta stick together to survive, and if survival means everyone stay inside as much as possible, then stay inside. The only way we got to where we are is because humans have to be collectively smart. We're on the internet and stuff so we're a little more savvy, but man it's so disheartening to see authorities on our culture, whether government influence or just social influence, not take this thing as serious as it's getting. If you are taking it seriously, thanks. If not, just think about it, being aware actually benefits you in the long run, just be a smart person and remember that long term benefit will make your life better.

I see other countries respond to this way better, and even though it's a lot to do with the authorities taking it seriously, it's also the culture of the place too. I've seen people just not care simply because "well nobody I know has is so how dangerous is it really", or "I'm young so I'll be fine", or "maybe the government is just making it up".

If this thing is already doing so much havoc, just imagine what the next dangerous virus could do. Humanity might wipe itself out due to war, but if cooperation can make us survive, just cooperate. And if you don't like the lockdown laws or the limits or whatever, go live in the wild and start your own country. If you live in someone's space, you gotta pay rent. That's true no matter what.

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TopicWhat should I play/watch first?
Master Kazuya
03/25/20 4:19:05 PM
#7
Almost there

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TopicWhat should I play/watch first?
Master Kazuya
03/25/20 1:43:19 PM
#4
Bump

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TopicWhat should I play/watch first?
Master Kazuya
03/25/20 5:01:18 AM
#1
whatawda










What to do first

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