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TopicWhy is everyone so angry over Gamer Girl?
Neoconkers
07/17/20 7:37:13 PM
#17
isn't this just a 2020 Night Trap?

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TopicBill Gates and Elon Must hacked!
Neoconkers
07/15/20 5:56:22 PM
#31
https://twitter.com/lucky225/status/1283514329187250177

Seems they're bypassing the 2FA somehow, Twitter dun fucked up somehow

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TopicBill Gates and Elon Must hacked!
Neoconkers
07/15/20 5:27:15 PM
#18
lol there goes Joe Biden. surprised they haven't got more of a hold of this.

Unless they got the access to the accounts, changed the access and THEN started so that it wouldn't matter if they got kicked out the panel

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TopicBill Gates and Elon Must hacked!
Neoconkers
07/15/20 4:59:49 PM
#14
there's a solid rumour that some internal Twitter panel got hacked, and they're doing it with twitter developer access

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Topicquick, post the last image you downloaded
Neoconkers
07/12/20 8:09:27 PM
#49


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TopicI've got this sneaking suspicion I'm gonna get stood up today
Neoconkers
07/12/20 6:15:07 PM
#44
MrResetti posted...
Ha I'd be drunk by now either way, are you a life coach too?
nah he full-time posts made up stories on gfaqs

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TopicQAnon guy wins NJ congressional primary
Neoconkers
07/11/20 11:08:41 AM
#21
DarkRoast posted...
The funniest thing about QAnon is that every single detailed prediction Q has made has been wrong, leaving only his deliberately vague Nostradamus BS.
I think the funniest part is when a security research specialising in decryption did analysis of the "codes" and came to the conclusion that it was just someone randomly typing on a keyboard. almost all the characters in the codes alternate between the left hand and the right hand, or are right next to each other on the keyboard.

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Topic#riptiktok trending on Twitter. Is this bad?
Neoconkers
07/10/20 10:39:36 AM
#27


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TopicITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Neoconkers
07/09/20 8:23:34 PM
#374
no he was just looking up child porn for "research" <_<

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TopicDid you interact with a black person today?
Neoconkers
07/09/20 8:11:34 PM
#32
yep, I remotely work with Atlanta and Chicago, plenty of black employees in those offices

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Topic#riptiktok trending on Twitter. Is this bad?
Neoconkers
07/09/20 3:41:00 PM
#5
HiddenRoar posted...
Bad that a China datamining app is dead?

No. It's more likely the opposite (it's good).
agreed, it's time we all got back to using a good ol' american datamining app

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TopicITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Neoconkers
07/09/20 3:38:08 PM
#369
Yeah, first episode has him forced into retirement, and the series follows him trying to keep himself occupied.

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TopicITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Neoconkers
07/08/20 8:27:33 PM
#367
Not a Rik Mayall one, but if you've never had it on your list then One Foot in the Grave is a good shout. It gets almost kafka-esque at points, but is still great. came 6th when they did a poll of best UK sitcoms.

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TopicITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Neoconkers
07/08/20 8:14:50 PM
#365
Bottom, if it meets your sense of humour. He was a guest star on a few episodes of Blackadder, and was brilliant as Lord Flashheart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKfbSHW9uGA

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TopicIs it cheating to put a level 5 Magikarp in the day care?
Neoconkers
07/06/20 9:54:17 PM
#20
Duncanwii posted...
Theres a spot in X and Y where you need Surf to cross an area but it's the only time you need it afaik.
nah, there's boulders too, you need Strength. I mean, you only needed three of the five HMs in the original, too

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TopicHORRIFYING Picture of a BAT has been found...Does it scare you?
Neoconkers
07/06/20 9:51:54 PM
#33
LeperMessiahXX posted...
Just a heads up, but apparently it's not uncommon for bats to suck their own privates. No joke, there are tons of pictures of it out there.
what are you supposed to do when you've got wings instead of hands

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TopicWhy aren't you having sex tonight?
Neoconkers
07/06/20 9:50:12 PM
#4
coronavirus lockdown and also it's a monday night wtf, I'm not going out on a work night.

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TopicHORRIFYING Picture of a BAT has been found...Does it scare you?
Neoconkers
07/06/20 9:16:26 PM
#14
Guide posted...
I think it's not all that big, just the object placement and zoom make it look so.
Yeah, the bike is further back than it looks. But, Imean, its body is still about half the size of a grown adult, they're called flying foxes for more than just the cute face, they're big for flying creatures

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Topic...I think Miyamoto's stance on stories in games might have merit.
Neoconkers
07/06/20 9:00:43 PM
#11
in the words of reggie: if it's not fun, why bother?

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TopicITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Neoconkers
07/06/20 5:05:48 PM
#363
Foppe posted...
Wait, Rik is dead? =(
yeah, 6 years now. :/

"There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They were some of the most carefree, stupid days I ever had, and I feel privileged to have shared them with him. And now hes died for real. Without me. Selfish bastard."

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Neoconkers
07/06/20 4:53:15 PM
#360
Bit much to call him a fresh-faced nobody, he'd already done two series of Blackadder and was in the middle of his Bit of Fry and Laurie run

fun fact: while looking up other british sitcoms, having mentioned Blackadder, I notice that One Foot in the Grave was remade in the US as Cosby. Somehow I doubt the faint but irrepressibly dark and hopeless tone was kept...

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TopicSo I found this Capra Demon
Neoconkers
06/30/20 9:01:27 PM
#11
you're at one of the low points of the game, Capra's one of the worst bosses. it's mostly up from there.

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Topiclol @ Dr. Disrespect.
Neoconkers
06/30/20 1:52:45 PM
#410
Anteaterking posted...
They certainly would preempt a serious rape allegation or if they were contacted by the FBI regarding child pornography or something like that.

I don't think that's what happened. I just think "What else but boring business could it be?" is very limited.
why would the FBI tip off Twitch that one of their employees was about to get busted for cp

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TopicITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Neoconkers
06/29/20 8:58:11 PM
#350
yeah, he was one of the uk's great comedy character actors, rip :(

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Topiclol @ Dr. Disrespect.
Neoconkers
06/29/20 8:56:10 PM
#401
he got immediately banned without the public calling for it, of course it's a boring business issue. What else would get Twitch to take preemptive action other than something that directly impacts them getting money?

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TopicFacial recognition tech leads police to arrest man for crime he didn't commit
Neoconkers
06/24/20 8:13:27 PM
#2
p much, it's well known that tech has a big problem with a lack of diversity, so the test cases all these "big new things" go through end up with them poorly optimised for minorities

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Neoconkers
06/24/20 6:42:57 PM
#339
is In The Loop on your TToI list? Not within the same canon, but same cast playing different variants of their characters in a very thinly veiled reference to the lead up of the Iraq war

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TopicSHOCKING Film named CRACKA where Whites are SLAVES to Black People is releasing!
Neoconkers
06/23/20 8:30:01 PM
#26
mrduckbear posted...
You raped our daughters, what if we raped yours?
looks like the film industry learned a lot from metoo

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TopicOur guy "NY" Chris G is getting cancelled
Neoconkers
06/23/20 8:28:01 PM
#9
Blue_Inigo posted...
Yikes. Fuck him
doesn't look like anyone comes out of this well. apparently he told the team about the comments before he started and they said it wasn't an issue because he apologised. Then, after forcing him to move to seattle, as soon as it comes up again they drop him

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TopicAEW suspends Sammy Guevara indefinitely for comments towards Sasha Banks
Neoconkers
06/22/20 7:10:47 PM
#48
it is a bit odd that guevara gets suspended for a bad taste attempt to be funny, while Jimmy Havoc gets an understanding statement and shipped off to rehab for abusing his girlfriend and pretty much everyone else in his life

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TopicITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Neoconkers
06/21/20 7:00:17 PM
#321
it's true, sheffield is a shithole

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TopicIs there anything that dries pussy up faster than conspiracy theories?
Neoconkers
06/21/20 3:29:26 PM
#7
anyone who uses the phrase "dries pussy up" is probably up there on the list

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TopicYou judged my grilled cheese now feast on this
Neoconkers
06/21/20 2:00:41 PM
#25
looks like food that tastes good but looks bad

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TopicThat Stormcloak who gets beheaded in Skyrim's opening...
Neoconkers
06/21/20 1:11:38 PM
#3
prob would have been immediately burned to death, since he was tied up, lying on the ground in front of an angry dragon but yeah fair point

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TopicNow we know why critic gave TLOU2 the scores they gave
Neoconkers
06/21/20 1:10:29 PM
#42
Gaming reviews fall into the same problem that Antivirus reviews do; the people who make a living off of that journalism don't make their money off the consumers of the review, they make it off the sponsorship of the people they're reviewing. For AVs, rather than outright pay for a good review they "help out" the reviewing body and then get to help craft the testing criteria around what they're good at. For gaming reviews it's just more outright in that money goes in, good scores come out - less of the "framing the review around what we want you to"

For example, I just went to the IGN homepage, and there's like a quarter of the homepage taken up by a TLoU2 advert, with a five star review on it and a "Buy it Now!" link. Those ads don't come cheap, and with the money riding on the game there's not a chance in hell that money went to IGN without some terms and conditions.

Compare to Which? in the UK, reviewing things like cars and white goods.A registered charity which outright bans advertising, and makes their money out of subscription fees and advising/lobbying on consumer rights. You can't really get that out of video game reviews, because who's going to pay a subscription for a review site when the games industry can just choke them out of business by refusing them access to review copies or early access. AAA game reviews are a business that feeds itself, and provides no real value to anyone

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TopicThe shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test.
Neoconkers
06/21/20 11:05:28 AM
#14
Crono99 posted...
In italy you have to put one euro in the slot to unlock a cart, then to retrieve your money you have to bring it back to the thing and re-lock it in.

Sounds good in theory but in practice what happens is that when you get out of the grocery there's always someone bugging you to take your cart so they can go and collect the money.
must just be an italy thing, because that's pretty much the norm here in the UK too and I've never seen anyone trying to take them for people. would never work, anyway, we're all too cheap in scotland...

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicThe young black man that was found hung in CA did in indeed kill himself
Neoconkers
06/20/20 2:12:28 PM
#8
Zikten posted...
still 3 others though. until they disprove each one, I still say it's weird that 4 people would all choose to do this in the same week
suicide rates are at a worrying high atm anyway. if you start looking for individual cases that fit a particular bill, I wouldn't be surprised if you could find a group of 4 from any week

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TopicAftermath of Walmart looting
Neoconkers
06/16/20 3:13:59 PM
#177
I'm confused by the argument "All this stuff is insured, Walmart will get their money back". Doesn't that mean that the only people affected are the poor people who have already been victimised? Those who rely on it for groceries and employment? Who is the message aimed at if the oppressors are at most slightly inconvenienced?

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TopicJK Rowling hits back against trans activists by revealing sex assault hell
Neoconkers
06/12/20 8:17:54 PM
#78
AsteriskChamps posted...
Its mostly casual, ignorant racism based in offensive tropes and stereotypes, like the Jewish one you mentioned. Others are like making the only Irish character obsessed with blowing things up and the only Asian character named Cho Chang.
lol remember when she got called out for making the hook-nosed, gold-obsessed goblins and not having any Jewish characters, and she responded being like "no there was one in ravenclaw! he was called... uh... anthony goldstein!"

I suppose giving characters names like chang and goldstein allows you to claim diversity without ever having to give them actual personality, or treating them like characters instead of tokens for twitter clout

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TopicThey're talking about tearing down another statute. These people are on a roll!
Neoconkers
06/09/20 1:53:58 PM
#10
As long as they don't fly tip this one into a harbour

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TopicShutdownstem is trending on twitter
Neoconkers
06/09/20 1:34:36 PM
#4
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Reminds me of that whole "math is racist" bull shit going around a few months ago
Maths is impartial, true. The implementation of maths, now that can be racially biased.

Take a known case of a release of automatic hand dryers that did not work for black people. Does that mean light sensors are racist? No, but the lack of diversity within the development and testing teams caused the racial issue. For every "it's just math!" Issue, there were people who had to apply that math.

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicWhich of these Disney villain songs is the best?
Neoconkers
06/07/20 10:56:58 PM
#5
does Shiny count? I know he's not the main villain of the movie...

but yeah, Friends on the Other Side from that list

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicSex with someone you don't live with is illegal in UK.
Neoconkers
06/07/20 10:11:58 PM
#17
UnfairRepresent posted...
Sort of

You can exchange money for sex but you can't advertise or promote that you do that.

Street corner hookers are illegal. "HELLO THIS IS A BROTHEL!" is illegal, but if you just pay some chick 20 for a gobjob then that's legal.

It's very British "Carry on just don't tell us what you're doing"
yeah, there's plenty of places around. it's all well and good saying that you're a sauna, but when one of your google reviews is "hooray for buttsex" then the cat's kind of out of the bag at that point

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicMost boring kind of video game IYO?
Neoconkers
06/07/20 4:13:07 PM
#15
mm, the key aspect of a game being boring is enforcing grinding. while that can be possible in a huge number of games, it tends to be survival ones that take the biscuit on that front, even though it's associated with RPGs as a mechanic.

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicSex with someone you don't live with is illegal in UK.
Neoconkers
06/07/20 3:52:18 PM
#2
is this so boris can feel dirty when he does it

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TopicThe moment #BlackLivesMattterUK pulled down the statue of merchant slave trader
Neoconkers
06/07/20 3:32:47 PM
#48
Zikten posted...
https://youtu.be/BTSMkjCnLUE

Winston Churchill might be next
never happening. a statue might get vandalised here or there, but it'll just go back up. every couple of years or so there's an outrage about various Churchill quotes and actions, but they never amount to anything. he's untouchable in the public image because he's too entwined with britishness, no matter how many awful things it's noted he did and said.

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicThe moment #BlackLivesMattterUK pulled down the statue of merchant slave trader
Neoconkers
06/07/20 2:40:12 PM
#16
Zikten posted...
I'm glad people are waking up to the fact that the UK played a role in American slavery.
... you realise that slavery was more than just the US, right? that not all history is viewed through the scope of "how did this affect the US?"

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Neoconkers
06/07/20 2:11:53 PM
#301
Oh hey, I never knew David Haig was in the sequel series. He was absolutely brilliant in The Thick of It too, one of the most repugnant, truly unhinged performances I can think of

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