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TopicYour First Thought 53: "Series most desperately in need of a new game"
Red Shifter
07/14/20 8:32:20 PM
#26
WhiteLens posted...
F-Zero


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TopicGame of the Decade of the Year Round 6 (Golden Parcel): Voting Topic [GotDotY]
Red Shifter
07/14/20 11:24:05 AM
#148
GP4: Super Mario Galaxy 2

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TopicGame of the Decade of the Year Round 6 (Golden Parcel): Voting Topic [GotDotY]
Red Shifter
07/12/20 8:28:37 PM
#89
GP3: Super Mario Galaxy 2

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TopicHow is the Switch version of Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night?
Red Shifter
07/12/20 6:51:32 PM
#7
if you can play the PC version instead, definitely do that

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TopicYour First Thought 50: "Most overhyped game of all time"
Red Shifter
07/11/20 8:33:55 PM
#12
Half-Life 3 (if it ever comes out)

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TopicGame of the Decade of the Year Round 6 (Golden Parcel): Voting Topic [GotDotY]
Red Shifter
07/11/20 8:29:03 PM
#52
GP2: Super Mario Galaxy 2

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TopicGame of the Decade of the Year Round 6 (Golden Parcel): Voting Topic [GotDotY]
Red Shifter
07/10/20 8:22:31 PM
#15
+10 Super Mario Galaxy 2
+9 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
+8 Portal 2
+7 Super Mario Odyssey
+6 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
+5 Super Mario 3D World
+4 Celeste
+3 Rayman Legends
+2 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
+1 Mario Kart 8

GP1: Super Mario Galaxy 2

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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 310: Kanye Believe It?
Red Shifter
07/07/20 1:34:19 AM
#19
CoolCly posted...
i cannot believe that I was the one accused of being the no fun police in the previous topic

guys, SMARTMUFFIN of all people is getting married

I feel like Raj from the big bang theory when Sheldon Cooper of all people somehow got married first

this is the most important topic of our generation

everything about this post tears my quad

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TopicGame of the Decade of the Year ROUND 5 (Boot/Immune): Group 1, Day 4 [GotDotY]
Red Shifter
07/05/20 8:34:48 PM
#21
Immune: Super Mario Galaxy 2
Boot: Mario Kart 8

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TopicSo after 3 months of playing, I can say Ring Fit Adventure is awesome.
Red Shifter
07/04/20 6:03:06 PM
#5
i stopped playing because 90% of the game is squats

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TopicTier the 128 games featured in the first Game of the Decade contest!
Red Shifter
06/27/20 7:08:21 PM
#9
this decade got me out of video games entirely and i've just been pretending i still care about them for 15-20 years



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TopicIf you voted None of the Above in today's poll, post your favorite N64 game here
Red Shifter
06/23/20 10:01:47 AM
#23
blast corpse

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TopicList of games to boycott because their employees worked long hours
Red Shifter
06/12/20 9:42:51 PM
#5
save some time and make a list of games where employees didn't work long hours

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TopicKobe Battle FINAL - FINAL
Red Shifter
05/12/20 9:21:12 PM
#8
Goodbye Kobe

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TopicKobe Battle FINAL - Day 8
Red Shifter
05/11/20 9:22:07 PM
#4
kobe

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TopicWho are the most unlikeable video game protagonists?
Red Shifter
05/11/20 5:03:51 PM
#71
how did a tales-centric board get to page 2 before saying emil

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TopicKobe Battle FINAL - Day 6
Red Shifter
05/09/20 10:03:49 PM
#7
Kobe
Kobe

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TopicLet's rank all 439 Character Battle entrants ever (Tier List Maker)
Red Shifter
05/09/20 5:59:56 PM
#8
i am now remembering that they chose Captain Falcon vs Black Shadow instead of Captain Falcon vs Samurai Goroh

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TopicKobe Battle FINAL - Day 5
Red Shifter
05/08/20 11:35:43 PM
#14
Zelda
Kobe

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TopicKobe Battle FINAL - Day 4
Red Shifter
05/07/20 9:28:06 PM
#9
Praise the Kobe
Kobe

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TopicKobe Battle FINAL - Day 3
Red Shifter
05/07/20 12:21:36 AM
#20
Kobe
Portal 2

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TopicSuper Mario Odyssey tore its [quad]
Red Shifter
05/06/20 12:28:01 PM
#1
Kevin Nash went on a WCW vs NWO World Tour, but when he threw his hat it didn't come back to him. And then he tore his quad.

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TopicKobe Battle FINAL - Day 2
Red Shifter
05/06/20 12:23:55 PM
#26
Master "Kobe" Hand
Xenoblade

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TopicKobe Battle FINAL - Day 1
Red Shifter
05/05/20 1:07:05 AM
#25
DQXI
Kobe

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TopicAnyone know how to stop a laptop from going to sleep without modifying settings
Red Shifter
04/23/20 8:08:46 AM
#3
download a video and play it on repeat in the background

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TopicCurrent state of Nintendo franchises
Red Shifter
04/22/20 11:17:57 AM
#58
F-Zero is G rank. The three main characters of the series (Captain Falcon, Samurai Goroh, and the Blue Falcon) might as well be their own separate entities at this point. Nintendo has released 10 Mario Kart games since F-Zero GX came out, and put in the minimum amount of effort on a Nintendoland tech demo.

Excite is C or D rank. There was an Excitebike tech demo in Labo 01 (with an actual track editor) and almost the entirety of Labo 03 can probably be considered an Excite game.

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TopicBernie Sanders tore his [quad]
Red Shifter
04/08/20 1:15:55 PM
#1
there has to be a [quad] topic somewhere

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TopicAnodyne 2, A Short Hike, and Mutazione are free on the Epic store
Red Shifter
03/18/20 9:57:00 AM
#8
maybe i'll pick them up when they go on sale on PC

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TopicStupid Whiners
Red Shifter
03/15/20 10:34:26 PM
#20
if you weren't willing to put quad tear in 04 then it wasn't worth keeping to begin with

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TopicHow much longer do you think humans will survive?
Red Shifter
02/26/20 10:02:07 PM
#22
i clicked this topic thinking it would be in the resolution of decades,not half-millenia

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TopicIs there anyone that feels strongly that Breath of the Wild will NOT win GotD?
Red Shifter
02/24/20 5:52:40 PM
#10
botw will make a good showing, but gotd will be won by one of:
  • fortnight
  • undertale
  • deltarune
  • league of legends
  • something something activision-blizzard
  • super mario maker
  • celeste lol jk

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TopicYou know what's shittier than getting passed over for a promotion?
Red Shifter
01/04/20 4:38:35 PM
#13
Your pride isn't worth working at McDonalds. Be honest with yourself.

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Topicred shifter's top and bottom games of the decade
Red Shifter
01/02/20 5:05:04 PM
#1
I don't actually play a lot of games anymore so this is going to be a bad list.

top games:
  • Nintendo Labo Toy-Con 03 (Vehicle Kit) - It always amazes me how well Nintendo does at arcade-style vehicle games when they decide to make anything that isn't Mario Kart. This game was fun, but not substantial enough to be worth a full $69.99 (+$4.20 sales tax) and the storage space required for all the pieces. Fun fact: the Excite series still lives on through Nintendo Labo and the last 3D F-Zero game is almost old enough to vote.
  • Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night - Can you believe there's an eighth game in the Metroidvania series? I was so into it that even the garbage Switch version wasn't enough to make me hate it. Team Broadsword represent.
  • SpaceChem - This is the game that made me like puzzle games again. It's a programming game and is exceedingly difficult. Basically put Zachtronics on the map.
  • TIS-100 - Apparently I like the driest possible games, as long as they come from Zachtronics.
  • Baba is You - Great puzzle game. I don't want to imagine what kind of horrors are going to come out of having a steam workshop and level editor in 2020...
  • Snakebird - Apparently the only games I play for myself are puzzle games now. This one is super difficult.
  • La-Mulana 2 - I watch a lot of Twitch streams of La-Mulana, so I decided to pick this up for myself. It's not as good as the original (probably 20% of the game's puzzles use the same mechanic) but it's still good.


bottom games:
  • Tribes Ascend - They tried to make it pay2win, but skill beats equipment in Tribes so their monetization plan failed. Gave new meaning to the South Park quote "How do you kill that which has no life?". It was so bad that people made their own game called Midair...
  • Midair - ...which was also bad. They succeeded at making it look like it was pay2win, so everyone dropped it within days of release. The devs apparently only knew how to make "Light CTF" where everyone has the same weapons and the game has no Tribes-level complexity, so they should've made that, added matchmaking, and called it a day. At this point I accepted that I'm not playing a multiplayer FPS ever again.
  • Fortnight - I didn't play this, but it deserves to be talked about. If you support EGS then you support the 100 hour work weeks spent on Fortnight that helped put it on the map, among other shady business practices. Someone involved definitely sold their soul to the devil to get this game to be so popular.
  • Mario Kart 8 - I hate Mario Kart. This game is basically F-Zero minus anything to make it a fun experience. Putting item boxes on an F-Zero track is blasphemy of the highest order. This game personally offends because I couldn't find a Switch that didn't have this bundled with it when I was trying to get one.
  • Quantum Conundrum - I only got this so I could have a Genuine [Quad]wrangler in TF2. It has the worst disembodied voice in modern gaming (which you can thankfully turn off), ripped off its main concept from Chester (probably, I didn't play it), and generally just tried to be memey. I didn't expect to hate this game so much when it was over.


Here's to another decade of endless Mario Kart, exactly one racing game made by Nintendo that's good, not being able to play PC games because I'm not willing to install a storefront that can install Fortnight, and not actually playing games.

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