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mullettron posted...

5799 x 38 / this single active post =

$220,362

I'm okay with this.

Megaman50100 posted...

$55,000 before this post, $41,000 after.

Would be more than happy with either.

Yall are the only 2 higher than mine. Im at $29,754

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pinky0926 posted...

See this is exactly it. The summary of our worlwide conquest around the globe and thousands of years of history can be summarised by a fatty, tumorous looking pastry you put next to roast beef, the least delicious kind of roast there is.

And you know what kills me? Most brits can't even cook a yorkshire pudding to save themselves. You know what it's like being british? Hearing the words "I've fucked up the yorkshires again" every weekend of your life since birth.

Just looked up Yorkshire pudding and def wanna try it. I was supposed to go to London for my honeymoon but that was cancelled due to Covid. Any food recommendations for whenever I do get to go, which won't be until 2022 at this point? I think the only british food I've ever eaten is Shepherds pie and that's pretty good.

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I would hatefuck the redhead but that's about it so I guess imma vote J-Con

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Cobra1010 posted...

The Dark Dick Rises

I think i win this thread

Idk man I think you've got some competition with Harry Potter and the Half Dick Prince

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KamenRiderBlade posted...

No need to waste:
* Tax Payer $
* Oxygen
* Food
* Any Material Resources
* Any Energy Resources

The most GURANTEED way that he can never ever harm another human being EVER AGAIN is to remove him from play permanently.

No other method is GURANTEED to prevent him from harming another person.

Put him in a prison cell with no food until he starves to death. Costs virtually nothing

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PatrickMahomes posted...

Just had the Supreme version of this today and can confirm its pretty solid for something quick, cheap, easy

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TC, I have some nominations for a few more

der Fuchs
die Fahrt
der Rat
die Hose

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OffTempo posted...

"Put money over bitches on my headstone"

FBZ quote. Respect!

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Boggles my mind that there's still people out there who view this site on anything other than mobile

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Its good with alcohol

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Their SWEET HEAT sauce is a top 3 fast food sauce for me

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If everyone had the opportunity to get "a small loan" of a million dollars from their parents...

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California Speed

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cjsdowg posted...

Yeah it was a lot of video with his picture and name. I didn't want to post that.

Why not

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Shotgunnova posted...

Narrator: It doesn't.

What's the line right before this? I don't remember

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Also some interesting facts:

Lane, who left high school before graduating, held at least 10 jobs from 2000 to 2017, according to a personnel file released by the Minneapolis Police Department.

State court records show that from 2001 to 2018, he also racked up more than a dozen criminal charges and traffic citations. They show that he was convicted of seven total charges

In Lane's application to be a police cadet, sections that included his criminal and traffic history, as well as whether he had been fired from any jobs, were redacted.

So this dude dropped out of high school, can't hold down a job, and doesn't follow laws. But he's perfectly fit to be a cop...

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pick4six posted...

Why, so they could get choked to death too?

Bingo! He's basically saying "If only some of the bystanders would have jumped in..... then the 3 of us would also have gotten to kill someone that day.... Not fair only Derek got to have fun! "

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TeaMilk posted...

HotDogs (Turkey), Jalapeos, Garlic Cloves, Mushroom, Slimy Ham, Great Value Pizza sauce, cheese

You didn't mince the garlic or anything? Just whole garlic cloves on the pizza?

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I listened to it once all the way through while driving. Wasn't bad. Definitely need to give it more listens. But as always Mike and El-P come hard. On first listen, I liked Never Look Back

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Zikten posted...

I wonder what he thinks about while he's sitting in his cell

"STUPID FUCKING N-WORDS"
10000000 to 1 odds that is what he's thinking

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Kobe Bryant posted...

From stay at home social distancing to THIS literally overnight. Buncha fucking idiots are going to the the cause of millions of deaths

Risking their lives in hopes of providing the next generations with a better future. I ain't mad at it

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Zikten posted...

or make a new show from the point of view of the protestors. follow them around. I don't want to watch cops oppressing people. I want to see the resistance

It's all on Twitter man. Just search #(City of Choice)Protest

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ImAMarvel posted...

I feel like you can almost just choose any RtJ song and it'd at least partially fit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGwI7nGehA

This one is more about the prison system but even that is intertwined with the issues the black community is protesting right now.

I'm sure you two are aware but they just dropped RTJ4 on Friday (for free again)

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Mr_Rian posted...

They aren't even from here. It's entirely possibly black people were never even part of any conversation they had for many years.

Na man, we're not talking about 1980s Yugoslavia here. This is 2020 Serbia. People have internet, rap music is popular, the NBA is popular, shit the 2 biggest soccer clubs in the history of Serbia have black players on their teams. Theres no excuse.
What's extra damning is that she is only 1 generation removed from the ethnic wars in Yugoslavia that resulted in over 100,000 deaths. This racist bitch should know better.

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What's the female version of Uncle Tom?

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There's 2 scenarios:

Scenario 1) He knew what a racist bitch she is and decided to marry her anyway.

Scenario 2) He did not know what a racist bitch she is, which means he married someone without even truly knowing them.

Both scenarios show the team that he has poor judgement. If he can't be trusted to make good decisions off the field, how can you expect him to make good decisions on the field?

Fair next

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NeonOctopus posted...

I'm sure there's more to the story than "I'd rather play Call of Duty than slam this hot pussy every night" >_>

Don't put the pussy on a pedestal

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WaterLink posted...

Does your smart TV do screen sharing/mirroring?

You can use a fire stick, which supports screen mirroring

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Denzel Washington. People either like him or love him.

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Got 4 but open to trading for 3

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I used to blindly dismiss all country music but Blake Shelton-Sangria and Midland-Drinking Problems is my shit

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Hairistotle posted...

as a lifelong resident of new york i have no clue what a garbage plate is. do any of you new york dudes know

It's an upstate NY thing that's really only in Buffalo and Rochester. Syracuse is probably the furthest east you could find one.
It's a real-life version of a drunk person being asked "So what can I get ya? I have burgers, fries, tots, mac n cheese, beans,..." and they reply "Yes."

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CommonJoe posted...

One Guys Stuff and Junk

The Millenial Burger

Beef Fat Toasted Potato Bun
Homemade Avacado Mayo
Shredded Iceberg Lettuce
Bomb Patty (70/30 patty seasoned with salt, pepper, onion and garlic powders, and fresh ground cardamom)
Two slices of All American Cheese
Bomb Patty
2 slices Paleo-style Bacon (your basic breakfast sausage spice mixture but zero sugar)
Bomb Onions (Diced onions grilled in beef fat seasoned with same bomb spice mix)
Homemade Garlic Ketchup and Classic Mustard
Beef Fat Toasted Potato Bun

The Okeedoke

BFTPB
GKetchup
Homemade Pickles (idk the kind yet)
Bomb Patty with fresh ultra thin-sliced onions smushed in.
Double Slice All American Cheese
Bomb Patty
Classic Mustard
Bun.

CYO Burger

All options above available, you tell me the patty and cheese count. Lettuce wraps and bowls available.
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Sides

Onion Nuggets - Fuck onion rings, all my homies eat onion nuggets.

Literally Ripping off Five Guys' Fries - Because theyre good yo.

Try both with Bomb Seasoning.

Drinks:

Fuckin Beer and Jarritos.

Bro go with a real cheese like Cheddar instead of that processed stuff https://www.cheese.com/american-cheese/

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Anal Lemonade

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I bought the GOTY version that came with the DLC and I'd say its worth it if you liked the game. Adds about 10 new suits and the missions are tougher.

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Cobra1010 posted...

Im trying to learn to learn the states on the map but i think its going to be harder than europe since most of the states are in blocky shapes are are kinda alligned with each other.

The easier ones are obviously the ones that stand out like texas, tennesee, kentuky, new york, florida, michigan etc.

And i know oregon from playing life is strange xD

I can understand Texas and Florida standing out, but how do Kentucky and Tennessee stand out? Just curious why a brit would have an easier time recognizing those 2 states versus something like Massachusetts or Louisiana

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Royce Da 5'9 gotta change his rap name to Royce Da 5'6 Manlet

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Obvious troll topic

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TheGoldenEel posted...

no text needed

Is that your comic book collection behind him?

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Yeah, I watched it once in theaters and another time at home. Funny movie. Love Thor's song at the end

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darkphoenix181 posted...

They are used to men showering them with attn.

I read this as "showering them with atm"

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TC I think you'd like Memento

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Having a childish, racist, and culturally tactless imbecile in charge is hilarious when it's on The Office. Not so hilarious when he's the president of our country.

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Couldn't they give everyone $, and when everyone files their taxes next year, if they earned more than $, then they pay back the $, ?

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Roxborough4Ever posted...

I had been giving a drive home to this girl I work with for a couple weeks now....well on Tuesday she was the one who broke the ice and asked what I was doing on friday night...i told her nothing and she asked if I wanted to go out and do something together. I suggested this nice cafe by the pier because she said she wasn't really feeling dinner because of the whole no meat on friday thing and she seemed interested.

Everyday after work she mentioned how she was looking forward to going, and then all the sudden today at the end of the day I couldn't find her. She just abruptly left without saying goodbye or anything. She is a couple years older then me so she doesnt have a cellphone and I don't have her on facebook........so.......great, guess i got ditched..stood up, or whatever you want to call it

smh.....part of me wants to ask why but i know deep down the answer doesnt even matter......to want to sulk over this is pretty pathetic but I can't help but feel like I want to just bang my head against my desk. ffs man

thanks CE..rant over

Insert joke about her doing some banging herself


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You like Huey Lewis and the News?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83,I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

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While working for Vince McMahon

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