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TopicI just got back from Subway AMA
deupd_u2
07/17/20 6:08:29 PM
#6
You have to manage the employee when they make the sandwich. You basically work for them
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TopicBand fronted by Trump slurper sells a whopping 600 copies of their new album
deupd_u2
07/16/20 6:25:53 PM
#20
One_Day_Remains posted...


A large amount of music is political so... Kind of a stupid post.

Back off. I'll take you on
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TopicItt: we rename the Washington Football Team poorly
deupd_u2
07/16/20 6:24:19 PM
#3
deupers
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TopicBand fronted by Trump slurper sells a whopping 600 copies of their new album
deupd_u2
07/16/20 6:22:18 PM
#18
Imagine caring about musicians' political opinions, or know the political opinions of TRAPT
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TopicI kind of like it when no one agrees with me
deupd_u2
07/15/20 6:45:27 PM
#1
It means I'm the only one who's right
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TopicMan say corona rules dumb, but den got corona
deupd_u2
07/15/20 5:51:07 PM
#1
Ha!
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TopicGOP Congressman charged with 3 felonies
deupd_u2
07/14/20 8:16:10 PM
#3
and failing to notify the DMV of change of address.

That's a crime in Kansas?
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Topicwhat are your conspiracy theories regarding Covid-19/20?
deupd_u2
07/14/20 7:19:47 PM
#2
We're not allowed to talk about that sort of this. Expect this to be locked.
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TopicCOIN Shortage is an issue, do you have some?
deupd_u2
07/14/20 7:14:18 PM
#16
God damn Waters doesn't know how to mute
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TopicSo are malls open or....
deupd_u2
07/13/20 9:01:42 PM
#2
ZeroX91 posted...
Got tommorow off sick of staring at the same 4 walls and the grocery.

Depends where You live
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TopicBurger King is a freaking MESS. Epic story inside!
deupd_u2
07/11/20 4:06:29 PM
#11
RedJackson posted...
Have you ever tried the Impossible Burger TC?

I have. It tastes exactly like what it is: meat flavored. Not terrible, but I wouldn't get it again when I can get meat.
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TopicBurger King is a freaking MESS. Epic story inside!
deupd_u2
07/11/20 3:57:45 PM
#8
CanuckCowboy posted...
i dont even understand how bk still exists.

I dont gaf about this story but their food is disgusting. I couldnt even say how many years its been since i ate there. Probly close to a decade and I still remember how bad it was.

Same goes for carl jrs.

It was okay. I wasn't feeling the usual MarkDouglas McDoubles, and I don't even know the deals at Wegnies, I always just got the Baconator. But I was feeling thrifty
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TopicAnyone use rechargeable AAs?
deupd_u2
07/10/20 6:00:44 PM
#1
I'm seeing many mixed reviews
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TopicMary Trump says her uncle's upbringing was full of neglect and trauma
deupd_u2
07/07/20 7:02:55 PM
#16
If I didn't know any better, that sure sounds like something that may...sell a book?
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TopicWell my Taco Bell interview is later today.
deupd_u2
07/07/20 5:36:19 AM
#2
Fast food doesn't "interview" anyone. If you have an application already, "interview" means surprise drug test before you start.
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TopicLegal options when our landlord terminated our lease early?
deupd_u2
07/06/20 7:53:56 PM
#2
Just don't leave.
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TopicI just now realized "honk if you're horny" is a pun
deupd_u2
07/05/20 7:18:03 PM
#1
I thought we were just announcing
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TopicPost ITT and you'll be blessed with peaceful sleeps
deupd_u2
07/03/20 9:35:14 PM
#1
Just post "sleep tight, deupster"
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Topicdeupd_u went to college. deupd_u has a job
deupd_u2
06/29/20 6:43:17 PM
#1
deupd_u has an apartment. deupd_u is an excellent video gamer. deupd_u knows how to juggle. deupd_u once cut 2 lovebugs apart midair with a steak knife.

deupd_u is very good at being deupd_u!
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TopicWait how are Savings Account "FREE" exactly?
deupd_u2
06/29/20 5:47:13 PM
#34
CE doesn't even know how banks work. Jesus Christ.
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TopicIowa is possibly the best American state. Possibly.
deupd_u2
06/28/20 2:26:58 PM
#7
Sunhawk posted...
Being an adult looks cool

You're in you're mid 30s
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TopicDo you watch anime?
deupd_u2
06/28/20 2:19:24 PM
#1
Identify yourselves


We need to know
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TopicDo you miss John Boehner at all?
deupd_u2
06/28/20 12:56:16 PM
#3
I miss Newt Gingrich
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TopicCE Word of the day - argot
deupd_u2
06/28/20 12:48:10 PM
#2
chaoyun2k posted...
After scanning CE for interesting words for over two years I have been impressed with the level of intelligence of many of the people that post regularly.

You literally think we don't know the word "infrastructure."
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TopicI never thought, if die alone. I LOL'd the loudest, who'd have known
deupd_u2
06/28/20 12:46:26 PM
#1
I traced the cord back to Jamal

God damn it, I said please don't touch the cord, Jamal
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TopicWould you eat this?
deupd_u2
06/28/20 12:40:35 PM
#2
Why would you ever want cold eggs?
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TopicQuestion for Trump supporters...
deupd_u2
06/28/20 12:37:47 PM
#8
I want to prevent an unrecoverable nosedive brought by postmodernist
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TopicI can't believe nobody stops me
deupd_u2
06/28/20 12:34:40 PM
#1
I can walk down the street, and no one tackles me to the ground. I can LARP as a member of society, and that's just fine, apparently.

Do they even know who I am?
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TopicI'm legitimately embarrassed I fell for right-wing propaganda for so long
deupd_u2
06/28/20 12:32:48 PM
#2
Ok.
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TopicHappy Father's Day!
deupd_u2
06/28/20 11:48:05 AM
#10
What if those deleted messages were just ME?
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TopicSilver fox (older men) is the best fetish
deupd_u2
06/28/20 11:27:26 AM
#5
I have a vertical strip of gray in my mustache already. deupd_u will def be a DILF
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TopicKPMG accountant trainee overdoes it on the feminism. Get's fired.
deupd_u2
06/26/20 6:22:26 PM
#16
Serious question: why is this a news story? Some weirdo got fired oooOOOOoooohh
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TopicIt must be a little sad being MrBeast's friend
deupd_u2
06/23/20 7:22:50 PM
#1
You've gotta kiss ass to make sure he never kicks you out of the circle ask you can ride the gravy train
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TopicI heard u guys like bbw
deupd_u2
06/22/20 7:58:41 PM
#6
-Kush- posted...



Imagine having "love for chub," yet you need to poorly shop Megan Fox on her head to make it at all appealing
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TopicWhat am I to do when I am happy, and I know it?
deupd_u2
06/22/20 7:38:20 PM
#1
We should devise some sort of gesture.
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TopicPlaying Shenmue for the first time.
deupd_u2
06/20/20 3:09:18 PM
#3
Shenmue is crap, like most "hidden gems"
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TopicWho is the most harrassed or bullied person on CE?
deupd_u2
06/20/20 2:35:58 PM
#19
Yoooohooooo
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TopicFound an Aunt Jemima Jumper on Amazon
deupd_u2
06/19/20 8:23:00 PM
#5
Ban Amazon

Banamazon

Do do do do-do...do do do-do...banamazon
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TopicLets hammer some chicks
deupd_u2
06/19/20 8:20:54 PM
#4
Odoylerules posted...
you are disgusting tc.'

murdering baby chickens is shameful

Do you want McNuggets or not?
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TopicIf this topic gets to 500, I will dress my legs goth
deupd_u2
06/19/20 7:56:36 PM
#1
You know you want it
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TopicIs being 'imunnocompromised' the new Celiac Disease?
deupd_u2
06/17/20 3:45:35 PM
#1
Sure are an awful lot of otherwise healthy 20-somethings who are claiming to be generically "imunnocompromised."
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TopicThis Saturday I'm having the kind of night where you dont sleep for 3 days after
deupd_u2
06/16/20 8:20:32 PM
#6
Just lemme eat ya. You gon sleep for 3 days, ma baby.
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TopicYour mom had sex before
deupd_u2
06/16/20 8:01:22 PM
#11
I know. I was there.
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TopicDoggo, kiddo, pupper, etc
deupd_u2
06/16/20 7:55:42 PM
#2
Reddit was a mistake.
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