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Topic | I just got back from Subway AMA |
deupd_u2 07/17/20 6:08:29 PM #6 | You have to manage the employee when they make the sandwich. You basically work for them --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Band fronted by Trump slurper sells a whopping 600 copies of their new album |
deupd_u2 07/16/20 6:25:53 PM #20 | One_Day_Remains posted...
Back off. I'll take you on --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Itt: we rename the Washington Football Team poorly |
deupd_u2 07/16/20 6:24:19 PM #3 | |
Topic | Band fronted by Trump slurper sells a whopping 600 copies of their new album |
deupd_u2 07/16/20 6:22:18 PM #18 | Imagine caring about musicians' political opinions, or know the political opinions of TRAPT --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | I kind of like it when no one agrees with me |
deupd_u2 07/15/20 6:45:27 PM #1 | It means I'm the only one who's right --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Man say corona rules dumb, but den got corona |
deupd_u2 07/15/20 5:51:07 PM #1 | |
Topic | GOP Congressman charged with 3 felonies |
deupd_u2 07/14/20 8:16:10 PM #3 | and failing to notify the DMV of change of address. That's a crime in Kansas? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | what are your conspiracy theories regarding Covid-19/20? |
deupd_u2 07/14/20 7:19:47 PM #2 | We're not allowed to talk about that sort of this. Expect this to be locked. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | COIN Shortage is an issue, do you have some? |
deupd_u2 07/14/20 7:14:18 PM #16 | God damn Waters doesn't know how to mute --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | So are malls open or.... |
deupd_u2 07/13/20 9:01:42 PM #2 | ZeroX91 posted... Got tommorow off sick of staring at the same 4 walls and the grocery. Depends where --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Burger King is a freaking MESS. Epic story inside! |
deupd_u2 07/11/20 4:06:29 PM #11 | RedJackson posted... Have you ever tried the Impossible Burger TC? I have. It tastes exactly like what it is: meat flavored. Not terrible, but I wouldn't get it again when I can get meat. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Burger King is a freaking MESS. Epic story inside! |
deupd_u2 07/11/20 3:57:45 PM #8 | CanuckCowboy posted... i dont even understand how bk still exists. It was okay. I wasn't feeling the usual MarkDouglas McDoubles, and I don't even know the deals at Wegnies, I always just got the Baconator. But I was feeling thrifty --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Anyone use rechargeable AAs? |
deupd_u2 07/10/20 6:00:44 PM #1 | I'm seeing many mixed reviews --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Mary Trump says her uncle's upbringing was full of neglect and trauma |
deupd_u2 07/07/20 7:02:55 PM #16 | If I didn't know any better, that sure sounds like something that may...sell a book? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Well my Taco Bell interview is later today. |
deupd_u2 07/07/20 5:36:19 AM #2 | Fast food doesn't "interview" anyone. If you have an application already, "interview" means surprise drug test before you start. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Legal options when our landlord terminated our lease early? |
deupd_u2 07/06/20 7:53:56 PM #2 | |
Topic | I just now realized "honk if you're horny" is a pun |
deupd_u2 07/05/20 7:18:03 PM #1 | I thought we were just announcing --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Post ITT and you'll be blessed with peaceful sleeps |
deupd_u2 07/03/20 9:35:14 PM #1 | Just post "sleep tight, deupster" --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | deupd_u went to college. deupd_u has a job |
deupd_u2 06/29/20 6:43:17 PM #1 | deupd_u has an apartment. deupd_u is an excellent video gamer. deupd_u knows how to juggle. deupd_u once cut 2 lovebugs apart midair with a steak knife. deupd_u is very good at being deupd_u! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Wait how are Savings Account "FREE" exactly? |
deupd_u2 06/29/20 5:47:13 PM #34 | CE doesn't even know how banks work. Jesus Christ. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Iowa is possibly the best American state. Possibly. |
deupd_u2 06/28/20 2:26:58 PM #7 | Sunhawk posted... Being an adult looks cool You're in you're mid 30s --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Do you watch anime? |
deupd_u2 06/28/20 2:19:24 PM #1 | Identify yourselves
Vote
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Topic | Do you miss John Boehner at all? |
deupd_u2 06/28/20 12:56:16 PM #3 | I miss Newt Gingrich --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | CE Word of the day - argot |
deupd_u2 06/28/20 12:48:10 PM #2 | chaoyun2k posted... After scanning CE for interesting words for over two years I have been impressed with the level of intelligence of many of the people that post regularly. You literally think we don't know the word "infrastructure." --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | I never thought, if die alone. I LOL'd the loudest, who'd have known |
deupd_u2 06/28/20 12:46:26 PM #1 | I traced the cord back to Jamal God damn it, I said please don't touch the cord, Jamal --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Would you eat this? |
deupd_u2 06/28/20 12:40:35 PM #2 | Why would you ever want cold eggs? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Question for Trump supporters... |
deupd_u2 06/28/20 12:37:47 PM #8 | I want to prevent an unrecoverable nosedive brought by postmodernist --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | I can't believe nobody stops me |
deupd_u2 06/28/20 12:34:40 PM #1 | I can walk down the street, and no one tackles me to the ground. I can LARP as a member of society, and that's just fine, apparently. Do they even know who I am? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | I'm legitimately embarrassed I fell for right-wing propaganda for so long |
deupd_u2 06/28/20 12:32:48 PM #2 | |
Topic | Happy Father's Day! |
deupd_u2 06/28/20 11:48:05 AM #10 | What if those deleted messages were just ME? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Silver fox (older men) is the best fetish |
deupd_u2 06/28/20 11:27:26 AM #5 | I have a vertical strip of gray in my mustache already. deupd_u will def be a DILF --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | KPMG accountant trainee overdoes it on the feminism. Get's fired. |
deupd_u2 06/26/20 6:22:26 PM #16 | Serious question: why is this a news story? Some weirdo got fired oooOOOOoooohh --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | It must be a little sad being MrBeast's friend |
deupd_u2 06/23/20 7:22:50 PM #1 | You've gotta kiss ass to make sure he never kicks you out of the circle ask you can ride the gravy train --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | I heard u guys like bbw |
deupd_u2 06/22/20 7:58:41 PM #6 | -Kush- posted... Imagine having "love for chub," yet you need to poorly shop Megan Fox on her head to make it at all appealing --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | What am I to do when I am happy, and I know it? |
deupd_u2 06/22/20 7:38:20 PM #1 | We should devise some sort of gesture. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Playing Shenmue for the first time. |
deupd_u2 06/20/20 3:09:18 PM #3 | Shenmue is crap, like most "hidden gems" --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Who is the most harrassed or bullied person on CE? |
deupd_u2 06/20/20 2:35:58 PM #19 | |
Topic | Found an Aunt Jemima Jumper on Amazon |
deupd_u2 06/19/20 8:23:00 PM #5 | Ban Amazon Banamazon Do do do do-do...do do do-do...banamazon --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Lets hammer some chicks |
deupd_u2 06/19/20 8:20:54 PM #4 | Odoylerules posted... you are disgusting tc.' Do you want McNuggets or not? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | If this topic gets to 500, I will dress my legs goth |
deupd_u2 06/19/20 7:56:36 PM #1 | You know you want it --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Is being 'imunnocompromised' the new Celiac Disease? |
deupd_u2 06/17/20 3:45:35 PM #1 | Sure are an awful lot of otherwise healthy 20-somethings who are claiming to be generically "imunnocompromised." --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | This Saturday I'm having the kind of night where you dont sleep for 3 days after |
deupd_u2 06/16/20 8:20:32 PM #6 | Just lemme eat ya. You gon sleep for 3 days, ma baby. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Your mom had sex before |
deupd_u2 06/16/20 8:01:22 PM #11 | I know. I was there. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
Topic | Doggo, kiddo, pupper, etc |
deupd_u2 06/16/20 7:55:42 PM #2 | Reddit was a mistake. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
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