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TopKekBro posted...

A cop in Chicago did this to a guy. Then she destroyed his testicles and rendered him infertile. For real. Its a news story.

Ugg that cop deserves death. Not really, but something worse than what she did.

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

I have a friend that says 2 female cops groped him, felt up and grabbed his dick and balls. Multiple times while while making some kind of comments about his size. Straight up molested him, he was also a minor. 16 or 17

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

Wow fucked up stuff

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

You are now tracking this topic.

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

Shit ton of black pepper on almost everything I eat. Salt... rarely add it to anything for a long time now. Popcorn I add a lot of salt. Popcorn needs to be salty. Tortilla chips too if it seems like it needs it.

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

gunplagirl posted...

It's now historically accurate, they removed the Native American but kept the land.

LMAO! Best post of I've seen here in a long time. Good job

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

Ser_Jaker posted...

I used the knife for majority of the game too. I only had to use the Crossbow for levels 6 and 7 because there's no way I can kill the Red Gargoyle monsters. The only way I can cheese them is by an upgraded Crossbow that fires 3 beams that homes in on enemies.

Every other weapon is absolutely trash. Sickle, Axe, Fire, that stupid laser that fires upward than in weird directions. So bad.

True those weapons suck, they would make for a good challenge run lol

For Red Gargoyles with the knife I would do the double jump attack. Jumping away from it, turning around right after the second jump, and spam laser knives at them. Keep doing that until I catch them swooping down at me. They die fast if you get them like this. I remember that working pretty well.

Attacking like that helps a lot throughout the game actually, but it has it's risks. Jumping into a respawning enemy or any of the many other ways to die in this game lol

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

Depends on you TC. If you come across awkward and/or boring, she might wonder. Also if you're a 1 minute man...

Just embrace you're lust for her, worship her body, and don't blow you're load in 2 seconds. She won't know.

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

Knife is the best weapon imo. Upgraded Amor Lazer Knives tear shit up, but I'm familiar with the game. Crossbow maybe the best for a new player idk

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

Yes

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

LMAO good stuff

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

Yeah ants are super op

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

Reis posted...

it's way too easy to accidentally die from this so nah

This, to many things have chicken in them. You could not be aware something has chicken in it, and you eat it.

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

ViewtifulGrave posted...

Ive never seen jaywalking enforced. Im sure it happens somewhere, but Ive never personally seen or heard about it.

A friend of mine was given a ticket for jaywalking. He had snapped one of those tendons that run down the back of your leg, a couple weeks prior. He went to watch a basketball game his friends were playing (actual league games). When the game ended he's walking (on crutches) back to his truck on the other side of the street. Cop sees this and gives him a ticket. Friend is telling this cop he's not walking half a mile to the crosswalk. Argues with the cop, street is straight and flat for miles, you can clearly see if traffic is coming from a far distance. Cop didn't care, expected him to waddle half a mile to the crosswalk on crutches, and onother half mile back. To get to his truck that was 20 feet away going straight to it, by jaywalking.

Friend got into with this cop as much as he new he could, his oldest brother is a cop. Friend knows he's not going to pay this ticket and his brother is just going to get it dismissed. Which he did.

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

action52 posted...

The first bolded part is what is stupid.

The second bolded part is why it is stupid.

Best post lol. Obviously made obvious it's a fake story after.

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

au_gold posted...

If by weird you mean woke, progressive, and primal, then I agree.

Almost making me not want to like butts anymore

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)

YoshitoKikuchi posted...

Do you agree with any of these?

https://m.imdb.com/list/ls052161422/

Jensen Ackels would have been good, but he's to old for that roll now. Terry needs to be in his late teens or early 20's for his first movie

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I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote)