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TopicFemale optician makes six figures pretending to be a dog on OF
lordofmud
07/17/20 7:11:58 PM
#4
I wonder if she would vomit and then eat it like dogs do. I'd pay for that. I'd also pay for her to shit and then roll in it.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicFar Cry 3, 4, or 5
lordofmud
07/15/20 2:54:10 PM
#8
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWhat is CE's stance on sugar babies/sugar daddies?
lordofmud
07/15/20 11:14:17 AM
#35
This has been going on for hundreds if not thousands of years.

If a guy (or woman) has lots of disposable cash why not spend it on a beautiful young person.

Pro tip, never actually give them straight dollars. Pay the rent on the apartment. Get them things. Go on trips. Be sure to leave them cash poor. Remember that as incredible as it seems it is a buyers market. In that, if you get too much static from one sugar baby you give her the broom and look for another. You are the boss.

Also, Salt Daddy for the win!

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicFirst Lady Melania Trump gives sage advice regarding COVID-19 safety measures.
lordofmud
07/15/20 9:39:22 AM
#15
Be Best!

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TopicYour reaction: Donald Trump punches AOC in the face.
lordofmud
07/14/20 2:40:55 PM
#10
This is exactly how a fantasy of mine starts.

Except after the punch AOC says "take me daddy trump and your little friend can ride my ass." Many time do we give her the reward of our love.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicFlorida has FALSE coronavirus numbers and positivity rate. Overreported.
lordofmud
07/14/20 1:16:10 PM
#21
You're the coroner for the entire US? Then how do you know what goes on elsewhere. Also, more details required. Because I can say I'm the Master of Infectious diseases for Ohio but if I don't back it up I'm just a guy on a message board posting woonky theories.

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TopicDamn I think I just got blocked on this site for the first time ever.
lordofmud
07/14/20 1:13:57 PM
#5
How can you tell if someone has blocked you?

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicDaniel Lewis Lee executed, first federal execution in 17 years
lordofmud
07/14/20 1:13:08 PM
#25
LAW and ORDER.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicFlorida has FALSE coronavirus numbers and positivity rate. Overreported.
lordofmud
07/14/20 1:11:12 PM
#10
I've also heard that hospitals are encouraged to put Coronavirus as cause of death even if it was not the primary reason for death. In other words, "this man died of coronavirus vs. This man with coronavirus died". There is a difference.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicOrange County just doesn't care about schools
lordofmud
07/14/20 1:08:18 PM
#16
And yet every college is still opening. Talk about lack of social distancing. That's the number 2 reason you go to college. To get close to people, figuratively and literally.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWhy do Trumpers call corona a Chinese manufactured virus
lordofmud
07/14/20 1:05:26 PM
#14
Because it's possibly a manufactured bioweapon. Not a terrible one so there is no reason to fear. It's just China's way of announcing, back off or we will destroy. Notice they have crushed Hong Kong and no one has done anything. Taiwan is next.

Can anyone really say that China is not an enemy of the US? It's not a joke. Ccp wants our country destroyed with the same ferociousness as Iran. Only the Chinese actually have the time and money to make it happen.

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TopicOrange County just doesn't care about schools
lordofmud
07/14/20 1:00:47 PM
#12
The best way to do this is to send kids back to school but every day take the kids temps in first period/homeroom. Kids have GOT to go back to school.

But see, that's my view. If they close schools or even go hybrid childcare is going to KILL us. Lime have to move kill us. That's rotten. Also, the mortality for children is infinitesimal. Kids die of the flu or other reasons during the school year and we don't close the whole school down.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWashington Blood Skins
lordofmud
07/13/20 5:48:12 PM
#11
The Washington Trumpcards.

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TopicI hereby cancel Native Americans.
lordofmud
07/09/20 5:54:41 PM
#18
Getting in watch this post disappear in an hour when the topic gets purged.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicI made my fiancee cry last night...
lordofmud
07/09/20 5:53:18 PM
#54
Just punch fuck her with Crisco on your hand.

You have to train these girls.

But seriously, find a girl with a bigger box.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWhy do girls earning the $$$ on twitch seem to piss people off so much?
lordofmud
07/09/20 9:59:57 AM
#4
Women get blamed for using their sexuality. If guys weren't crazy horny for something that they can't get there would be no issue.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicCould you get a good night's rest knowing your front door was unlocked?
lordofmud
07/07/20 5:08:23 PM
#26
I live in an area where not only do I leave my front door unlocked. But if it's a nice night I'll just leave it open. We absolutely never lock our doors.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicOne day old giraffe brutally killed by lion in front of its mom.
lordofmud
07/07/20 5:07:02 PM
#2
Circle of Life

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWhat are hot chicks doing during this Covid 19 era?
lordofmud
07/07/20 5:06:34 PM
#6
Tiktok

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Topicwhy is losing weight considered hard
lordofmud
07/06/20 1:46:35 PM
#18
Also...
There should be no poor people. Just get a job and work hard.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicI almost got shot yesterday
lordofmud
07/06/20 10:06:11 AM
#16
The house was burgled. Not robbed.

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Topicneed help figuring out this D&D thing
lordofmud
07/05/20 7:10:33 PM
#15
Couldn't you make them arrive at the town just before nightfall. I have them begin resupplying maybe you can get a room at the end. Then suddenly they're all attacked and all killed. Then they become caught in the loop as well. They venture too far from the Town Center the day simply ends for them.

As the adventure progresses they notice may be subtle little differences in someone in the town. Those could be the Wizards henchmen moving around trying to influence things from day-to-day. If they battle those I could get information from them figure out who the actual wizard is

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicMia Khalifa begs for all her porn videos to be removed
lordofmud
07/03/20 8:09:48 AM
#192
About 10 years ago a girl from Ohio changed her name to Keri Sable and about 20 porn videos. She decided it wasn't for her and got out of the business. Her videos fade.

What I don't understand is why this girl keeps her porn name.

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TopicThis has gotta be the shittiest presidential election ever
lordofmud
07/01/20 10:39:31 PM
#24
You will never see such a fucked up year as 2020 again until we have a situation where nukes fly.

Seriously, if you live in America you will never see a crazy a year as you did in 2020.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
Topicwhy do guys here act so misogynistically towards girls with big fake boobs?
lordofmud
07/01/20 10:33:53 PM
#4
How big man? Like D? That's good! H? That's no bueno. It's the uncanny valley of tit meat.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicThe perfect girl but she is an ex-military 2Aer with 43 confirmed kills.
lordofmud
07/01/20 9:28:37 PM
#12
You know I want her to fuck me like we fucked bin Laden

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicDid you guys know life exists on Jupiter?
lordofmud
07/01/20 2:48:23 AM
#3
No but I know it exists on Uranus.

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TopicIMO, Fauci should be fired/fined or something
lordofmud
06/29/20 1:41:14 PM
#12
Guy had been saying take preventative measures since this started.

It's the reason the administration pulled him and put on Dr. Brix for a while before just putting a lid on the task force. I'm sure Fauci would love to be on tv everyday with warnings. He s said so every time he appears before Congress lately.

The problem is that our president refused to take a strong stand and lock things down. Too late now though.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicIs Karen now a slur?
lordofmud
06/29/20 1:36:48 PM
#52
It is a racist/sexist term because it only gets used for white women.

Should stop using it. Just like thug should stop being used for blacks. It's what people say when they can't say the N word.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
Topichave you ever met a celebrity?
lordofmud
06/29/20 12:05:58 PM
#10
Is your mom single? Just wondering.
Also, Dr. Cox from scrubs was in my restaurant.

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TopicThe President, on some old people yelling white power
lordofmud
06/28/20 8:23:06 PM
#140
If I shared a video with a clear white supremacist message I would be vilified by my friends and fired from my job. I'm in in food service. He s the president . Sheesh!

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicSo this is a thing that happened tonight.
lordofmud
06/28/20 2:00:29 AM
#6
I now have a copy of the foot tickling video. This is gold. Worth every penny.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicHow come telepaths in stories are always depicted as really cool?
lordofmud
06/26/20 10:28:04 AM
#4
They are pretty messed up in Scanners.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicShould all convicted felons be denied the privilege of owning a gun?
lordofmud
06/22/20 7:35:50 PM
#10
As a criminal I would say that they should be taken.

There have been times when I was pissed and wanted go straight up murder someone. The fact that I couldn't get a gun easy slowed me down enough to not go crazy and blast them.

Also, if I only had one felony conviction I could get it expunged.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicShe politely stops you and says ''Whats it like being ugly?''
lordofmud
06/21/20 6:31:22 PM
#31
I do her pride style from 7.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicMy dad's threatening to kill himself bc none of his children talk to him
lordofmud
06/21/20 6:30:04 PM
#43
People who kill themselves know that they are doing it to hurt the ones they leave behind.

Sounds like he's a sperm donor and not a father. Treat him as such.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
Topicis there literally anyone who thinks Trump will pull off a comeback
lordofmud
06/21/20 12:06:32 PM
#15
There is no question he will win.

There is a HUGE segment of the population who has quiet rage as to what is happening to this country. You can label them what you like but they will VOTE.

Just remember the polls from 2016. Useless. When it comes down to it scared suburbanites, the wealthy and those in rural areas will VOTE Trump. Especially if Biden chooses a black VP.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicHere's a cop who definitely isn't part of that whopping, massive 40%
lordofmud
06/21/20 12:02:55 PM
#70
I find it amazing that anyone would still deny that there is a culture in the police department of wolf/sheepdog/sheep and that cops are trained to never "break the line".

The penalties for being a "bad cop" should simply be removal from the force and then you are never allowed to be any type of law enforcement officer again. Again, if you break the rules of polici g you are done.

Oh and bust up the police unions. That's what keeps these guys employed even when they are unfit.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicFact: Terminator 2 is the best movie out of the series
lordofmud
06/20/20 10:47:58 PM
#17
As someone who saw both on the big screen at release time I can agree with this.

However! Both are shining gems of what action/horror should be along with alien/aliens

Fun fact, back in 91 when Terminator 2 came out we knew that Arnold was going to be a good guy. But we didn't know who was going to be the bad guy or what his powers were going to be. That first scene in the hallway had the theater going absolutely berserk.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicShe sits next to you and says 'I want to get back at my husband, can you help?'
lordofmud
06/20/20 2:28:25 AM
#8
marthsheretoo posted...
"So uh where's the firefly convention"


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TopicMonday: Tucker Carlson Had the Most-Watched Show in All of Prime Time TV
lordofmud
06/17/20 9:33:26 AM
#100
They said this in 1968 too. Just ride it out. It will get better.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWhat do you think Trump's orgasms sound like? Type it out.
lordofmud
06/16/20 1:41:13 AM
#3
Cofeve

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
Topiccop abruptly stops walking in front of protester so the protestor walks into him
lordofmud
06/14/20 12:30:03 PM
#105
Does it seem like the protester was trying to jostle the cop? Like at the beginning? It's kind of hard to tell.

What is not hard to tell is that the cop purposely stops and then his cop buddies jump in the guy. Was the protester charged? I'll be he was and I bet the charges were insane like assault on a peace officer.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicShoutout to all those unemployed staying at home making $1200 a week
lordofmud
06/14/20 12:25:50 PM
#37
I have a family so when I was laid off it felt good to still have income and be able to take care of my kids. Not have to worry about mortgage.

Now, I would have loved to have taken this all the way to August but I began looking for work once my kids school ended.

I go back to work tomorrow. Feels pretty good but am sad that I won't see my family as much.

I have no sympathy for people who ride the free boat till the end and then complain they can't find a job.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicIf YOU were elected US president today, what would you do?
lordofmud
06/13/20 8:08:39 AM
#11
Whores

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicGot a new TV this week, recommend a movie that'll look real nice on it
lordofmud
06/12/20 3:54:50 PM
#7
Independence Day!

or

Enders Game

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicHarris Faulkner SCHOOLS Donald Trump on phrase 'when the looting starts...
lordofmud
06/12/20 7:52:05 AM
#3
Frank Rizzo? Hey there livernits.

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TopicVampire, Werewolf, Frankenstein, Mummy... what comes next?
lordofmud
06/11/20 9:34:37 PM
#11
It's the creature from the black lagoon

Or

The blob

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