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TopicITT: Change/add the word "dick" to a movie title
monkeysRfunny
08/03/20 11:27:43 PM
#232
Eurodick

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TopicHypothetical: Your date is a knockout, but you find out that they don't....
monkeysRfunny
07/12/20 1:55:45 AM
#28
DeathDeathSong posted...
do you also shave your armpit hair?
Do men wear lipstick?

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TopicDo you make hot chocolate with milk or water?
monkeysRfunny
07/09/20 3:55:17 AM
#25
I prefer milk, but if there's none then water is fine

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Topicis she attractive?
monkeysRfunny
07/06/20 12:12:30 AM
#14
I can't stop seeing something weird. Like something photoshopped.

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TopicNyc citizen throws firework at homeless man sleeping
monkeysRfunny
06/24/20 12:24:05 AM
#7
Fuck I was expecting small celebratory popping fireworks. That thing made one hell of an explosion

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TopicCop mistakes man for another suspect and throws him to the ground
monkeysRfunny
06/24/20 12:21:28 AM
#4
solosnake posted...
You dont hear about bad apples in other professions.

Oh there only a few bad apple pilots, they like to crash into mountains but most pilots are good!
I'll take "Teachers" for 500, Alex

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TopicOfficer who shot suspect that tazed police has been fired.
monkeysRfunny
06/15/20 6:13:52 PM
#113
You know what, fuck it. Were never gonna see eye to eye here, and no one gains anything from arguing. I say we just agree to disagree.

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TopicOfficer who shot suspect that tazed police has been fired.
monkeysRfunny
06/15/20 6:08:10 PM
#109
troll_swag posted...
That was never gonna happen in this situation

A. Another cop was hot on his heels with a real gun pointed at him

B. HE WAS RUNNING AWAY. You honestly think we was gonna turn around run past the other cop to get to the other cops gun?

Be honest here. Nothing like that was gonna take place. There was no reason to use lethal force. It boils down to the typical cop mentality of Fuck it, im not chasing this dude so im gonna shoot him instead
How about people try the mentality of Fuck it, I wont break a bunch of laws and assault cops? and avoid these situations altogether?

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TopicOfficer who shot suspect that tazed police has been fired.
monkeysRfunny
06/15/20 5:58:54 PM
#102
Dark_SilverX posted...
He wasn't attacking, he was defending himself from the officer. Officer shot taser and dude used his taser to defend himself WHILE he was running away.

The only use of the a gun is if the suspect had a gun as well.
LMFAO. The officers were defending themselves from Brooks who attacked him and stole a weapon.

As for Roof, I honestly cant say. I didnt see the footage of his interactions with the police. I would need to see stuff like if he fought with them and posed an immediate threat or if he surrendered peacefully. The wiki on his case doesnt go into much detail regarding that stuff.


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TopicOfficer who shot suspect that tazed police has been fired.
monkeysRfunny
06/15/20 5:52:52 PM
#99
voldothegr8 posted...
There were multiple cops, if he runs for the downed officers gun then it's justified to light him up. But he was running away.
Because he got shot a second after he shot the cop. Not much time to run after if youre put down

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TopicOfficer who shot suspect that tazed police has been fired.
monkeysRfunny
06/15/20 5:51:30 PM
#97
ThisGuyAreSick posted...
You want your cake and eat it too.

If anyone's life was in danger because Brooks had a taser, that would mean the cops put Brooks's life in danger by pulling out the taser.

If Brooks's life wasn't in danger after the cops pulled out the taser, then that would mean the cops shot a man in the back for nothing.
For the hundredth time, read the parts about the difference between a cop tasing someone and a belligerent drunk doing the same. Cops can arrest a downed man, while a violent criminal can jack weapons


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TopicOfficer who shot suspect that tazed police has been fired.
monkeysRfunny
06/15/20 5:49:50 PM
#94
Kobe Bryant posted...
A taser won't kill a person, but it will put your ass on the floor. Easy access to the officer's gun, now we have a problem. It was justified
FFS people, THIS. No one has acknowledged the fact that an incapacitated officer wont be able to stop their gun from being taken

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TopicOfficer who shot suspect that tazed police has been fired.
monkeysRfunny
06/15/20 5:48:00 PM
#91
ThisGuyAreSick posted...
So what you're saying is the cop was not justified in pulling his lesser lethal weapon out in the first place, and that in doing so it led to the circumstances that led to Brooks's death? Therefore making it a felony murder?

Thanks for playing.
What the fuck is that logic? He was completely justified, as Brooks initiated a fight and stole a taser. You cop haters are always like why couldnt the cops have used a taser before shooting?! Here they did, and it didnt work.

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TopicOfficer who shot suspect that tazed police has been fired.
monkeysRfunny
06/15/20 5:37:13 PM
#82
Zodd3224 posted...
A person running in the opposite direction as you, taser or not, is not a threat
Because people are incapable of turning and shooting apparently.

Also, tasers are LESS lethal weapons. Theyre meant to subdue subjects but can still prove fatal. But once again, the weapon itself isnt even the main thing; its what that guy could do after discharging it.

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TopicOfficer who shot suspect that tazed police has been fired.
monkeysRfunny
06/15/20 5:20:54 PM
#78
He was a threat since he had a police taser which, as people (or just a person) here dont know, has multiple shots.

Not to mention that theyre just looking at the weapon itself and not the consequences of an incapacitated officer. Cops carry other weapons you know.

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TopicProtests perhaps riots going on in Atlanta now over the newest shooting.
monkeysRfunny
06/14/20 8:25:21 PM
#434
Only if you're certified in common sense. Hold on, the ball is telling me something...

Nope. Sorry.

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TopicProtests perhaps riots going on in Atlanta now over the newest shooting.
monkeysRfunny
06/14/20 8:21:15 PM
#432
ThisGuyAreSick posted...
Cops use a taser against citizen: nonlethal weapon
Citizen use a taser against body armored cop: lethal weapon

Shut the fuck up
Cops use taser against a citizen: Arrest them after
Violent drunk who initiated a fight against cops use taser against cop: Can steal weapons after

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TopicStarbucks bans employees from wearing anything in support of Black Lives Matter
monkeysRfunny
06/14/20 9:25:06 AM
#71
I believed they flip flopped on this decision

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TopicCop gets in the way of a protestor and arrests him after bumping him
monkeysRfunny
06/13/20 7:48:55 AM
#4
Guns_of_Verdun posted...
I don't think it's fair to say the cop "Gets in the way" the protester was walking side by side and then went behind him...

Not that the protester should be arrested for that but it's not like the cop was trying to trip him up.


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TopicIf YOU were elected US president today, what would you do?
monkeysRfunny
06/13/20 7:40:17 AM
#8
monkmith posted...
ban loud motorcycles, some asshole with one woke me up this morning at 4am.
This. Well, just those overly loud vehicles in general that people use to overcompensate for small wangs.

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TopicThe National Guard has OPENED FIRE on American civilians in Vegas
monkeysRfunny
06/02/20 6:43:29 AM
#35
Doom_Art posted...
B O T H S I D E S
Why is this all you say 90% of the time?

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TopicProtestors trapped between police and fence get tear gassed
monkeysRfunny
06/02/20 3:17:42 AM
#2
Ya know, maybe being there wasn't such a good idea...



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TopicNYPD runs into protestors
monkeysRfunny
05/31/20 9:35:54 PM
#99
VipaGTS posted...
"they had to kill people to save people you don't understand"...There were other ways out of this situation that didn't involve plowing a group of people. its amazing how the same ones who would cry about property damage are ok with a cop running actual people over.
Most of the people who had their buildings destroyed didn't do anything. These morons were blocking police cars with their siren on, which means CLEAR THE FUCKING WAY

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TopicPigs fire tear gas, rubber bullets at protestors and news crew w/o provocation
monkeysRfunny
05/31/20 12:26:52 AM
#3
According to comments, they were breaking curfew, didn't disperse when ordered to, and protesters were throwing things at them

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TopicWhat's the most harmless crime beside jaywalking and using marijuana?
monkeysRfunny
05/30/20 1:57:46 PM
#24
Evening_Dragon posted...
So you don't know?
No. And if you would just read my post, you would understand why.

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TopicWhat's the most harmless crime beside jaywalking and using marijuana?
monkeysRfunny
05/30/20 1:54:55 PM
#20
Im not going to look that up, as its unlikely that the media even reported offenders of such a stupid ordinance

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TopicWhat's the most harmless crime beside jaywalking and using marijuana?
monkeysRfunny
05/30/20 1:38:44 PM
#14
Lost_All_Senses posted...
You don't know what a crime is. You're actually attempting to give the people you disagree with more power lol.
A crime isnt something thats punishable by law?

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TopicWhat's the most harmless crime beside jaywalking and using marijuana?
monkeysRfunny
05/30/20 1:34:42 PM
#9
Using the wrong gendered word

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TopicThis is Derek Chauvin's ASIAN WIFE who is REFUSING to speak to the MEDIA!!
monkeysRfunny
05/30/20 1:32:53 PM
#48
^How can you do this without pics?

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TopicWatching police reactions to riots
monkeysRfunny
05/30/20 3:09:32 AM
#9
darkphoenix181 posted...
"I can hit you and be disrespectful to you, but you better not do the same to me."
Yeah but just wait until some cops snaps and DOES decide to do the same to the rioters... All hell is gonna break loose

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TopicThinking about leaving GameFAQs
monkeysRfunny
05/30/20 2:22:20 AM
#4
Well yeah that's what this board will do to you. Us CEmen have accepted that.

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TopicFor all the cops/people who know cops, and say most are good
monkeysRfunny
05/30/20 2:20:10 AM
#52
ScazarMeltex posted...
Lol I don't need alts. I have this account and that's it. I've had 1 suspension and maybe 3 dozen moderations in 19 years.
What he posted and what I've posted are the general sentiments of how people on the left view law enforcement.
I see lol. What's your sentiment on this

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78725269?page=3#161

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TopicThe Simpsons brough to life.
monkeysRfunny
05/29/20 5:06:04 PM
#6
Youre a ______ Johnny. Would put stuff but it would be flaming >_>

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TopicWould you have sexual intercourse with Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer?
monkeysRfunny
05/29/20 5:03:57 PM
#51
au_gold posted...
48 is not old by any means.
But it definitely is over the hill old, which is what was stated

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TopicFor all the cops/people who know cops, and say most are good
monkeysRfunny
05/29/20 5:02:53 PM
#13
Statical_Pork posted...


this is a more articulate explanation of my stance on police than I could give
You must be that ScazarMeltys alt or something

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TopicAmong the protests against Derek Chauvin, Target gets looted
monkeysRfunny
05/29/20 12:43:56 AM
#161
@ScazarMeltex You gonna respond to post 114 and all the other responses to your terrible post or just run away?

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TopicAmong the protests against Derek Chauvin, Target gets looted
monkeysRfunny
05/28/20 11:53:31 AM
#114
ScazarMeltex posted...
I feel like your reading comprehension skills are suspect.
You wanna talk about Target though, ok. That target refused to sell milk to help protestors who got teargassed. They aren't part of the community, they actively work to tear down poor communites by coming in and gentrifying everything around them. I don't care if that target gets burned to the ground so long as no employees are harmed. Because Target actively harms poor communites by driving poor people out of the area. Gentrification is violence just on a slower scale.

Riots are what happens when the voice of the community is ignored over and over. You saw it in LA, you saw it in St. Louis, Baltimore, take your pick. After years of trying to get things changed peacefully, with no improvement, the community snaps and starts fucking shit up. You have to force people to look at you. You can't appeal to the better nature of people who don't think of you as human.

Lo and behold after that things tend to get a bit better. LA saw some real positive change come out of the riots when it came policing techniques. St. Louis has improved a bit, I don't know about Baltimore because I haven't been following it.
Ironically its your reading skills that should be called into question, as I wasnt talking about Target, nor did I mention them even once lol. Whats even more hilarious is that YOU didnt mention Target in that quote either.

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TopicAmong the protests against Derek Chauvin, Target gets looted
monkeysRfunny
05/28/20 11:08:23 AM
#99
ScazarMeltex posted...
This.
Every cop must obey orders. They are required to enforce unethical laws or risk losing a job that provides them with a comfortable income if they refuse. In the rare occasion that a cop does blow the whistle on an injustice, the thin blue line is immediately invoked and the seemingly well-intentioned cops are ostracized by their peers, almost always neutralizing their intentions.

When a person becomes a police officer, their job is to enforce the laws. Not all laws are good. They simply do as they are told and "welp, it's the law". The institution of policing is inherently corrupt because they enforce laws which have nothing to do with ethics and everything to do with serving corporate interests.

If your job requires you to do unethical things and you continue to do that job for a paycheck, you have sold out and can no longer consider yourself an ethical person. Every cop has sold their soul for a middle class income. That's a pretty fucking low price to accept for your integrity.

Police have to enforce unjust laws, like the criminalization of the medical use a cannabis. Smoking cannabis harms no one and is a victimless crime. Is it even a crime at all? Filling up jails with pot smokers only has negative consequences on society (though a good profit for the corporate prison industry), as taxpayers are burdened and people prosecuted for drug offenses often have a difficult time finding employment after being released from prison. Children also suffer under the burden of having one less parent to care for them. This lack of need fulfillment leads to more crime as children mature.

Police enforce unjust laws that harass and criminalize people who have no home. Sleep is a primary human need like air, food, and water. Is it ethically permissible to harass someone or chase someone because the only place they can afford to sleep is the sidewalk? Would a good person do that?

The police are an inherently violent institution where force is used to extort money from poor people and property is stolen. The racism and bias against the oppressed and poor is pervasive. The entire institution is so corrupt and violent that participating in it makes one corrupt and violent by silent consent. It is impossible to be a good person and participate in violence and oppression.

For example, a person unable to pay $150 for a car registration will have that car stolen from them with the assistance of the police. The car will then be held for ransom. If the person who was too poor to pay the $150 cant pay the ransom, then the car, which has a value of thousands of dollars, will be sold and the state will profit off of the backs of the poor. Anyone willingly accepting money from such an institution that extorts poor people is by default not a good person.This of course doesn't even begin to touch on Civil Forfeiture where law enforcement officers take assets from persons suspected of involvement with crime or illegal activity without necessarily charging the owners with wrongdoing.

Ethical and legal are completely separate thingstherefore, there are no good cops as they are required to enforce unethical laws.Are there decent individuals that become cops? Of course. However, the institution of policing means police officers, by default, are oppressors by occupationmeaning there are no good active-duty cops.

TLDR: It's not the individual actions of all police that makes them bad. It's active participation in a corrupt and violent institution that makes them bad
lmfao

TLDR: People should get shit for free because its bad for people who buy things outside what they can afford to face the consequences of their poor decisions

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TopicTrump is threatening to move the RNC if they aren't allowed to pack the house.
monkeysRfunny
05/25/20 2:17:49 PM
#7
I remember someone shrugging off that graph showing cases in California were rising just because it said infections and testing.

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TopicPresident Trump fat shaming on official Twitter page
monkeysRfunny
05/24/20 2:21:14 PM
#16
boxington posted...
if a kid wrote something like this, we'd consider them to be immature, petty, mean, etc...but it's a middle-aged man who's doing it

what a world
We still do.

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TopicIt's weird how Biden's always slammed for being creepy, but Trump...
monkeysRfunny
05/24/20 2:19:06 PM
#4
DigitalCamera posted...
no, we remember.


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TopicWould you have sexual intercourse with Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer?
monkeysRfunny
05/22/20 3:18:28 AM
#19
Hard nope. Tulsi is a maybe though.

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TopicDemocrat conspiracy: This rich dude is greedy and probably doesnt care about you
monkeysRfunny
05/21/20 7:09:19 AM
#12
TC why is every one of your posts just some random attack at the right?

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TopicWhite Couple Looking Into The Same Construction Home Arbery Looked In
monkeysRfunny
05/20/20 2:10:34 AM
#8
I've never wandered into a home under construction. Looked from the sidewalk, sure, but never into the actual house itself.

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TopicNow this is sexy.
monkeysRfunny
05/20/20 2:07:47 AM
#51
Southernfatman posted...
Girls with a little chub are the best. She's damn good.

I always laugh at all the supposed studs here acting high and mighty like they would kick her out of bed.
I always laugh at the people who think that you need to be super great at something to criticize it. I can say that a fat chick like that is unattractive without being Chris Hemsworth.

I would most definitely kick that obese slob out of bed.

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TopicPeanut butter can go good on basically anything.
monkeysRfunny
05/20/20 1:55:41 AM
#4
Mmmmmm.... peanut butter bacon.....

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Topicwhat are some harsh truths
monkeysRfunny
05/18/20 9:37:35 PM
#56
Egristrunbonkisauruslonnfopanticabuwaquotinsemelayetharibox will be a forever forgotten word

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TopicI hate my first name
monkeysRfunny
05/18/20 9:34:20 PM
#7
At least your name isn't Keith

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TopicInspiring words of phrases?
monkeysRfunny
05/16/20 11:45:06 PM
#13
DanSmithK7 posted...
why is this sithlord7 guy so mad we're rescuing our heritage?
Maybe he wants our heritage to fade to he can claim it as his own!

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TopicInspiring words of phrases?
monkeysRfunny
05/16/20 11:40:37 PM
#9
ASithLord7 posted...
It's kinda funny how much y'all are melting down over this but you're only proving my point so carry on.
You're melting down that we're saving these words from fading away into nothingness

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