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Hey Trump, what are you doing about Corona? Oh. Haven't mentioned it yet.

Hey Trump, what are you doing to help fight racial injustice and try to help the nation heal? Oh. Calling mexicans rapists and murderers again. Oh, and threatening the left with violence.

Hey Trump, what are you doing about our tanked economy and the 500 billion dollars in bailout money you refuse to tell us where it went? Oh. You're gonna tell a story about Boeing where you suck your own dick.

Hey Trump, what's your policies for the next 4 years? Oh. You're gonna talk about walking down a ramp and drinking water. The IMPORTANT shit.

This man is an utter embarrassment from top to bottom.

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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

Trumpians

Be more accurate if he had a pacifier in his mouth.

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Trump was just the can opener that peeled the lid off the rancid, spoiled can of racism that's been sitting in the back of the pantry for 60 years.

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Garioshi posted...

His daughter is a furry and he got a fursuit so they could go to conventions together; he's being a good dad.

So he's not actually a furry, but is doing this entirely for his daughter?

Damn, that's a dad right there.

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As long as the product is still the same, the name shouldn't matter.

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"He's dead because he didn't comply. Except he was facedown on the ground. And handcuffed. And not resisting. And um.............yeah."

These are the kind of fuckwit morons Trump slurpers are.

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Michigan has had two dams break, displacing thousands of people, and this orange fuckface is talking about jerking around their funding.

Young people, please. For the love of your country, get registered and vote. The presidency was decided by 30% of the country last time. This man is a danger to all of us, and if he gets a second term the gloves are really going to come off. And for those of you out there thinking "that'll never happen here", that's exactly what the jews in 1930's germany said right up until they were being loaded into cattle cars.

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"Slip"

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"Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin

Just a reminder that this guy also had complete control over the election in which he was running, and he oh so conveniently suppressed voters who weren't going to vote for him.

And also, it's both.

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"Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin

A long time ago I heard a saying regarding fleeing from the cops.

"If you haven't gotten away in the first 3 minutes, you aren't getting away."

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All that and we have a cheeto for President too.

Its like peotry, everything rhymes.

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*Ben Shapiro has entered the chat*

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Gold cartridge

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TheRealDill2016 posted...

This is why he's getting reelected

"Look what you made me do!" The post.

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VipaGTS posted...

"prayer warriors"

*groan*

This.

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DezDroppedFreak posted...

Kentucky isnt the brightest state

Hey, cut them a break. They don't have time for all that fancy book learnin' when there are minorities to be glared at for not crossing the street when they see them coming.

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Yeah, the company posting billion dollar profits sure needs financial protection. How dare the plebs suggest they make piles of money instead of obscenely huge piles of money.

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au_gold posted...

So, is he in?

Yes, he's in......firm mentally. What the hell?

This has to be fake. It just has to be.

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HISHE did a good take on that moment.

Stark: "Is there anyone here NOT using their hands that can take care of that?"

Nebula: *knocks out Quill*

Stark: "THANK you."

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LTG Is literally a 35 year old manchild who spikes his controller when he loses at video games. He doesn't "destroy" anything.

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Just the logistics alone of dividing the country in two and moving everyone out of the places they dont want to be would be nightmarish.

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But but but.......what happened to it being a leftist hoax and nothing to worry about?

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I wouldnt pay 200 for 15 minutes of sex with a stripper.

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malenz posted...

Things didn't work out for her with the other guy, so she's hoping you'll buy this fake ass line.

This

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


And this. Don't even respond.

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Looks about right to me, but there is a slim possibility of something like Nessie occupying extremely deep water outside the Loch. A lot of ocean out there we haven't explored.

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Talk2DaHand posted...

Holy shit he's like purposely doing all the dumbest moves.

There's a small part of me that thinks he wants out of the Oval Office. His reaction to the electoral college handing him the presidency over the will of the people was literally an "oh shit" reaction. And then he got a taste of the scrutiny he would be under this past 4 years, and he hasn't liked it one bit. He prefers it when he can engage in criminal activities out of public view.

So I'm wondering if he's trying to fuck up enough to get voted out, so he can then say the election was rigged and he's still awesome so his chuds will honk it until the end of time, then skip off to another country to avoid criminal charges.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0IRlVBZs8YY

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MC_BatCommander posted...

Same reason why he posts shirtless vids on tik tok

He's a fucking creep

It almost feels like Boogie is picking up speed as he slides down the last hillside before the cliff. I used to watch him mainly for Francis rages but now he's just.......weird. And he's feeding the trolls, which never ends well.

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Gobstoppers12 posted...

"Yay censorship!"

That subreddit literally promoted racism and a plethora of other shit. You picked a hell of a hill to die on.

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What exactly is tiktok? And how is it different than something like snapchat?

I can't be bothered to mess with most of this shit, but I have been curious as to what exactly it does.

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He should be hung up by his buster browns for wearing that.

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"Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin

Trump: *passes massive tax cut for the wealthy*
Also Trump: *sets new records for self contortion by spending three years sucking his own dick whilst patting himself on the back for Obama's economy.*
Also Trump: *completely reverses course and states that economy condition is a national emergency with 'serious economic conditions', and thus it's time to cut the paychecks for the peons. I'm sure it's also a massive coincidence that he's floating Social Security and Medicare cuts too*
Trump slurpers: *wildly applaud bigly brain act of alpha leadership, then head over to The_Donald to blame libs and minorites*

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XXmiznatorXX posted...

He actually looks better than I thought he would.

Some celebs that age have aged pretty terribly since their 90s hey-deys (like Bob Saget)

Well, considering he stepped away from the unblinking eye of hollywood to be a full time father to his children, I'd imagine that does wonders for one's stress levels.

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Polycosm posted...

That's such a quintessentially Boomer thing to say.

Yeah, it's like "Oh really? Then please fill me in on the instances in history when boomers were chained up in the holds of ships and taken across the sea to be slave labor."

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Zikten posted...

I used to. I liked him when he made Francis videos

This. Then the reddit thread about all the horrible shit he's done came out, and that was it for me.

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TheRealDill2015 posted...

Why would you bring that movie up? It was awful in comparison to the prior Judge Dredd film.

Um.....no.

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Rhylos posted...

Bojack fucking broke them.

Did they ever release a Bojack movie?

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Every clip of that movie I've ever seen just wasn't funny. The humor was way too forced, it was like they were bludgeoning me over the head with it.

And it's unfortunate because it had the potential to be great. Let them be funny without shoehorning in queef jokes and ad-libbing that goes on so long it becomes painful (thanks, Paul Feig!)

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Battletoads and Double Dragon: Gods Among Us

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karlpilkington4 posted...

Your whole post is riddled with logical fallacies. And I like how you conveniently left out the whole convincing America to vote for him thing. I guess any dumbass off the street can do that, huh?

Boy it sure is hard to get ignorant rubes to vote for you when you promise pie in the sky bullshit that you spend three years pointedly not delivering on.

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ThyCorndog posted...

Biden (-16) made me feel for the guy tbh. I always knew he'd drop but sheesh.

Ever since he announced his run it's been one thing after another that's made me think "that's not a good look". Apparently a lot of america thinks so too.

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Hayame Zero posted...

Lmao

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"Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin

-People going 45 at the end of an on ramp. If you're not doing 65 at the end of the ramp and it's not a high traffic situation, you are doing it wrong. Period.

-When I'm shopping late at night: When someone with a full cart doesn't let me go ahead of them when I'm literally holding two items. I'll be gone in 45 seconds, as opposed to the 10 minutes I'll be waiting for you.

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darkprince45 posted...

Sounds like she should get her job. But they should create a policy. You shouldnt be doing this shit in uniform

"The boards chairman concluded she did nothing wrong, but the board agreed that it would in the future create a social media policy. No such policy, however, was ever developed."

They already decided to make a policy, then sat around on their fucking hands and didn't do it. And then decided that since they thought of the idea and did nothing to implement it, then they could just go ahead and enforce it.

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It bears repeating.

Just a friendly reminder that Richard Nixon's administration was far more cooperative with impeachment proceedings than Trump's has been. And Nixon was so blatantly guilty that he resigned before the senate trial.

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Coastal_elite posted...

probably not on you.

But some didn't, those were crucial votes. And some maybe voted for her but still booed her and criticized her a lot and damaged her reputation/campaign

I voted for her because I could smell the smoke from the Trump Dumpster Fire a mile off, but she ran far from a perfect campaign. Trump at least went into the deeply rural areas and lied directly to their faces. Clinton couldn't even be arsed to go there, and people dont like to feel ignored.

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#believeallwomen

As someone who was in a relationship with an abusive woman, it's nice to see the truth come out.

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