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Don't worry everyone, the Australian shitposter with lolis in his sig figured it all out. He understands all about the "unheard". I mean, people have been giving him shit for liking underage anime girls for years!

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Ving_Rhames posted...

Thankfully the 99 is still safe

Of course it is. I mean, Cash Money Records is taking over for the 99, and the 2000.

You don't fuck with that.

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Yeah, it was a protest about the city knocking down some really old shitty apartments to build new shitty apartments. Got dragged there by a girl I wanted to fuck.

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Gladius_ posted...

If you were valuable and important they will.

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"Hold on, I gotta break out my twelve year old alt so I can make myself look like the poster child for forced abortions!"

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DD Divine posted...

For some reason I read that as Jeff Jarrett

Now, I'd fucking watch that. Especially if he brains another midget with a guitar.

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Brother Nero deserves so much better.

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kirbymuncher posted...

I feel like it falls pretty directly under false advertising / misrepresentation of product / etc etc

you sure you don't just want it to be legal because the people getting scammed in this case are a bunch of clowns?

All it requires is a small line somewhere in the usual disclaimer that comes with everything that says "Product may prevent some of the reported effects of 5G-Fever, product does not replace a doctor's visit, product is not FDA approved" and so on and so forth. How do you think things like Headon existed? They hide "This shit fake loooool" in tiny print somewhere.


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That's amazing. The worlds going to hell and yet this light of hope shines through. I love it.

LightHawKnight posted...

Is that even legal?

You bet your fucking ass it is.

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MFBKBass5 posted...

what it would look like to see the White House looted

Every single person who somehow crosses the fence gets absolutely shredded by the many, many concealed weapon systems around the White House. Every last one.

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VVALLBOUNCE posted...

Crying

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Took six minutes to go from attention whore to crying bitch. Impressive.

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Didn't know "Shitposter" started with an M.

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Loooooot of people gonna die.

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Use an ear of corn.

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How more longer

You wouldn't understand the answer.

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Calling it now, it was Bigfoot, on the grassy knoll, with the candlestick.

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Foot fetish should be illegal.

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AmericaTheBrave posted...

I would like to see proof of this.

You know what his source is? Someone asked Zikten, in the topic about John Boyega tweeting idiotic garbage, if he thought John Boyega would care about blacks being racist towards asians, and Zikten said no. His source his himself, in the fantasy world he created inside his own head.


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I forget, what number was the rule of the internet that said "If you make a topic about Nazis, Zikten will show up to defend them"?

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Oh look, UR being a contrarian and making himself look like an idiot. Must be a day.

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Nobody but shitposters like you who want to bait people into praising Nazis says "The nazis were smart".

Intelligent people agree that the Nazis either had or forced some of the greatest minds of the time to work for them.

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That's how you get the clap in your nose.

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An alt named Bathroomwater can't figure out how to do something as simple as logging in? Someone call Ripley's, they're not gonna believe this shit.

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Who the _____ do you learn English.


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Hymen posted...

I'm not that stupid

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Hmmm.

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Killmonger posted...

How is his/her name pronounced anyway?

I believe the proper pronunciation is the same as "Shit Poster".

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Depends on the state. For example, in Utah refusal to take a breathalyzer text results in an immediate suspension of your license for 18 months. The law is generally set up to fuck drunk drivers up the ass. It's one of the few things it does right, honestly.

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Back in high school, a buddy of mine called that "The School Shooter Shuffle". Usually just called it the loser walk.

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https://bunny.teeshirt21.com/2017/12/26/70206-1514338129865-Gildan-Men-Black-_w91_-front.jpg

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If, by 11 years old, a child is "too young" for fake violence and blood on a television screen, you failed as a parent.

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The correct answer is Tommy. Any other answer is a sign of severe mental illness.

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Gafemage posted...

Yeah I feel like by "everything" he just means this & K-Pop, Korean food is probs one of the top 3 "trendy" cuisines rn.

You are correct. Although there is one other thing that came out of Korea that is awful, but I don't remember what it is. While I don't care for Korean BBQ(Or any BBQ really), It isn't some awful thing, it's just not for me.

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Everything from Korea that gets popular worldwide usually is.

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It can help you with that novel you're working on.

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This is what you use a 5k karma account for?

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au_gold posted...

The first two were great and successful

au_gold posted...

I dont know how they did financially.

Sigh.

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CE_gonna_CE posted...

That's the greatest picture I have ever seen.

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@P4wn4g3 @andel

Serious question, do either of you feel like you look good right now? Because you don't. You look like children fighting in the sandbox.

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Crazyman93 posted...

If I was Holyfield and someone said "hey, you want a rematch with Tyson" I think I'd tell them to go to hell. After asking them to repeat that into the ear he didn't bite off.

Holyfield and Tyson became really, really good friends. There was an interview where he actually said he was at fault for headbutting him repeatedly.

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Not to my knowledge. By the time Episode 1 came out, the EU was already at 25ABY(For reference, Endor was 4ABY), and by the time Episode 3 came out, they were up to 36-40 ABY, and just about to start the Vong War.

This led to two main problems with writing anywhere between Episode 1 and Episode 4. The first being that any books written around then had the potential to be retconned quickly and tossed out of the timeline, and the second was that everyone wanted to get in on that sweet, sweet Vong action(followed by Legacy). The result is that not a lot of books(relatively) were made for that time period, and the ones that were mostly dealt with side characters, clones, OC Jedi, and other things that were unlikely to get retconned.

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Irony posted...

Sub average for MMA is significantly better than above average for boxing

https://www.injuredcalltoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/traumatic-brain-injury.jpg

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I really enjoyed the nine hour long speech about love being the force that powers the Megazord whenever Skeletor tries to kill the VR Troopers.

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Irony posted...

All of those possible opponents would kill him

This is the post someone makes when they have no idea what they are talking about.

Tito, the wrestler with an "sub-average for MMA" standup game is going to kill a boxer in a fight where he can't take him down.

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The absolutely perfect scenario would be Trump wins the election, retweets that or a similar article, and simply says "Told you."

The Earth would boil over with the anger it would cause. It would be the funniest event in all of history.

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