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TopicOne day Vanessa Bryant is going to move on but people will drag her for it
pkmnlord
07/16/20 11:01:51 PM
#3
She shouldn't be given any crap for moving on, but you gotta imagine it's hard knowing whoever you move on with is going to be a downgrade in every possible way.

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Topicbelle delphine uploaded a new video
pkmnlord
07/15/20 5:41:25 AM
#102
rexcrk posted...
I mean.. those guys dont have to pay for these girls content...
They also don't have to charge money for it.

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TopicI got someone instabanned on xbox
pkmnlord
07/11/20 11:00:28 PM
#2
SF_Okami posted...
Dude told me too kill myself so I reported him.
So you did the exact opposite of what he told you to do. Glad to see you're so good at taking orders.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.11
pkmnlord
07/11/20 10:59:05 PM
#154
Wait, you can get a trophy from the fishing tourney? >___________>

Oh good grief, I was over here being content with getting my nook miles for participating. Guess I'll have to put some more effort in the fall and winter tourneys.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.11
pkmnlord
07/10/20 9:46:08 PM
#147
Ah, that would make sense. Yeah I was wondering why KK wasn't there today, must be from the update this morning.

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TopicThe Switch charges premium prices for compromised products
pkmnlord
07/10/20 11:05:23 AM
#5
They literally have the nerve to charge $49 for Burnout Paradise Remastered when you can get it for more than half that price on any other system (especially during sales).

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.11
pkmnlord
07/09/20 10:51:54 AM
#138
Idk about the update changing anything, but I also have the game digitally and I felt the loading times when starting up the game were pretty ridiculous since release day.

However, saving the game doesn't take long at all.

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Topicoh wow arizona just passed NYC's peak
pkmnlord
07/09/20 10:49:10 AM
#29
radical rhino posted...
Ducey in AZ took action to shut down businesses
Hardly, lol. Ducey's such a dickless idiot, he doesn't have the balls to put his foot down and actually enforce any kind of stay at home or mask wearing mandate. He always just says he'll let the mayors of every city handle their own rules on the matter. That combined with the average Arizonan being an ornery, stubborn piece of shit, and you get the numbers we're discussing now.

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TopicMary Kay Letourneau has passed away.
pkmnlord
07/08/20 2:25:47 PM
#38
Questionmarktarius posted...
Looks like he did so to open a weed shop, and having a child molester for a spouse would just screw up the background check.
Damn imagine buying weed from a guy knowing they got molested by their teacher as a preteen. Crazy fucking world I tell you.

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TopicDo you think the new WWE US title design looks kinda MAGA tacky?
pkmnlord
07/07/20 2:12:48 AM
#19
When you said MAGA-y, I was expecting the belt to have a lot of red jewels with bright white lettering for the "U.S. Champion" font.

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TopicWhere's the hype for Ghost of Tsushima"
pkmnlord
07/07/20 2:08:31 AM
#10
Sekiro stole all the hype and spotlight Ghost of Sushiwhatever could've ever hoped to capture

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TopicHOLY FUCK Watch the cops murder this guy in phoenix in his parked car
pkmnlord
07/07/20 1:59:04 AM
#19
PHX cops gonna PHX cops, locals know this is nothing new.

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TopicEnnio Morricone died
pkmnlord
07/06/20 11:47:17 PM
#47
andri_g posted...
True, but I heard/read that he died due to complications from a fall [broken femur/upper-leg bone].
Damn, him too? H.R. Giger died from the same thing some years ago (complications after taking a fall).

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TopicEnnio Morricone died
pkmnlord
07/06/20 11:26:57 AM
#35
Damn, I was just thinking The Ecstasy of Gold yesterday. R.I.P.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.11
pkmnlord
07/04/20 11:42:35 PM
#122
Cleo_II posted...
Im not liking this diving update. Its very boring and tedious. The mermaid recipes are gated so you can only get 1 a day. And diving for the pearls needed is beyond long and boring. I spent two hours and got 2 pearls to make one wall. Fuck that lmao
I got two pearls the night of the update, not knowing they were used for the mermaid DIYs, so I sold them. And now today, I got my first mermaid DIY. A dresser. I don't think I'll be trying to get everything for the set, since I usually don't anyway (although I deeply regret not hunting for more cherry blossom DIYs and petals).

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TopicWendy's Hot Drinks
pkmnlord
07/04/20 11:39:23 PM
#7
Hot drinks, REEEAAALLY GET YOU GO-ING!
WARMS YOU UP, WHEN YOU FEEL YOU'RE SLOW-ING

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.11
pkmnlord
07/04/20 2:04:17 AM
#117
I'm kinda bummed they didn't have it so finned fish chased you in the water. I was hoping I'd get chased by a shark.

It'd make nighttime swimming in the rain that much more sketchy.

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TopicWhat would your reaction be if Donald Trump died of COVID-19?
pkmnlord
07/04/20 1:48:34 AM
#33
Not gonna lie that'd be hysterically ironic

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.11
pkmnlord
07/03/20 1:29:18 PM
#96
Thank god, I was about to start smacking Saharah with my net for coming when I didn't want her around.

Need more goddamn Redd, Celeste, and Gulliver visits. I wonder what the difference between Gulliver and Gullivarrr will be.

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TopicWhat should the Washington Redskins change their name to?
pkmnlord
07/03/20 1:04:33 AM
#89
How about, the Washington 'Skinz

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TopicHow do you wrap your N64 controller?
pkmnlord
07/01/20 11:53:00 PM
#12
Other: Wrap the cord around all three grips *trollface*

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.11
pkmnlord
07/01/20 11:33:51 PM
#83
Yeah I can tell July and August are gonna be nonstop bumping into trees and scaring shit away before I even get a chance to see what it was. Guess I should start organizing my trees a little.

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TopicDoes your place of employment require you to wear a mask?
pkmnlord
07/01/20 3:43:58 PM
#12
Associates are required unless they have specific health problems and/or other arbitary shit.

We've got signs at our entrances strongly recommending customers wear them, but of course people here are stubborn as fuck, so there's a mix of people wearing and not wearing.

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TopicBeavis & Butthead reboot announced, Mike Judge involved
pkmnlord
07/01/20 1:22:56 PM
#15
Wow, Beavis and Butthead actually fucked (not each other obv., but still).

I look forward to the show's explanation of how they ended up with kids.

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TopicBeavis & Butthead reboot announced, Mike Judge involved
pkmnlord
07/01/20 12:29:49 PM
#7
As long as it's as good as the brief 2011 reboot, I'm good. I just hope they're able to have normal couch skits with music videos again instead of interspersing them with Jersey Shore clips. I know Jersey Shore still exists in some form, but I can't think of any other reality show going on right now that is as big as the original JS series was.

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TopicThe Irate Gamer and Angry Video Game Nerd set to have a crossover
pkmnlord
06/30/20 5:11:01 PM
#6
WafflehouseJK posted...
The Irate Gamer still exists?
Whut the hell? What kind of ass blasting bullpucky is this?

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.11
pkmnlord
06/30/20 4:28:37 PM
#67
Redd's in my town with only a glowing painting, which is always genuine. I've already donated that one before though.

He's also got fake scenic, academic, and wistful paintings.

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TopicJustice for Elijah McClain
pkmnlord
06/30/20 12:58:12 AM
#78
All those cops deserve to have the same done to them what they did to him. Literal subhuman waste. Not even fit to be considered in the same category as you and I.

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TopicIs Karen now a slur?
pkmnlord
06/29/20 12:25:50 PM
#6
It's a slur to anyone who's never actually suffered or been marginalized in life before.

So no, essentially it's not. But all the neuortic christian white bitches out there wouldn't know the difference. They're always the victim in their world.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.11
pkmnlord
06/29/20 11:17:32 AM
#50
Finally got Audie's photo yesterday, and it was the prize from a treasure hunt no less.

And I also FINALLY got rid of my starting two villagers, and it only took spamming two campsite villagers constantly until they picked the right person to get rid of.

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TopicJohn Wayne Airport going back to the Orange County Airport name
pkmnlord
06/27/20 10:49:57 PM
#15
TopicNINTENDHOE by Doja Cat
pkmnlord
06/27/20 10:49:00 PM
#15
Surprised she hasn't started an OF account yet, seeing as how she was going in on the simp stuff when she fake promised to show her tits.

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TopicThe Karen who tried to shame barista for refusing service is now planning to sue
pkmnlord
06/27/20 1:46:55 PM
#14
Someone needs to snap this broad's neck

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TopicHow is South Park not cancelled?
pkmnlord
06/27/20 1:05:21 AM
#29
Joe8 posted...
The tagline of last season was literally #CancelSouthPark lol
Of course it was lol didn't know that.

As usual, Matt and Trey being 8 million steps ahead of everyone and everything.

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TopicHow is South Park not cancelled?
pkmnlord
06/27/20 12:59:26 AM
#20
Trying to get South Park cancelled would only result in an episode of South Park making fun of the fact that attempts were made to cancel them.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.11
pkmnlord
06/26/20 12:15:19 PM
#43
Bio1590 posted...
I guess KK shows up on Fridays when something is happening Saturdays
Oh yeah, there's a bug catching contest going on tomorrow.

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TopicJustin Bieber sues 2 Twitter users accusing him of sexual assault for defamation
pkmnlord
06/25/20 11:30:30 PM
#8
Lmao @ those dumb bitches thinking someone like Bieber wouldn't have receipts and alibis.

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TopicPeople really out here making fake mask exemption cards.
pkmnlord
06/25/20 11:42:32 AM
#41
Solar_Crimson posted...
You can tear through laminated cards with your bare hands? :p
Obviously I'd use scissors! (So technically I'd be cutting it up right in front of them, but you get the idea)

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TopicPeople really out here making fake mask exemption cards.
pkmnlord
06/25/20 11:25:34 AM
#35
If someone tried handing me that card, I'd rip that shit up right in front of them

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.11
pkmnlord
06/25/20 11:08:12 AM
#33
Posting so I got the topic in my AMP

Edit after watching the update video: Wow holy shit you can actually swim now. That's pretty dope. I had a feeling there was a lot of empty ocean space that couldn't have been there for nothing.

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TopicBritney Spears looks like a meth head high off of poppers at age 45
pkmnlord
06/23/20 8:07:48 PM
#5
Yeah poor woman's mind is too far gone. Every time I see news about her on tabloid news shows, they're always talking about her relentlessly posting workout vids on IG or whatever.

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TopicWhat to do with bacon grease
pkmnlord
06/23/20 2:37:05 PM
#17
Rub it between your ass cheeks, you'll never have to strain too hard to crap again.

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TopicC/D - All non-Nintendo AAA games will get review bombed now.
pkmnlord
06/22/20 10:48:39 PM
#6
Like Nintendo would care if their shit got review bombed anyway. They'd probably whip out some legal loophole that allows them to remove the reviews at their own discretion or some shit.

You don't fuck with "Please Understand" Nintendo.

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TopicPeople really voting for Kratos in the poll of the day?
pkmnlord
06/21/20 4:26:40 PM
#14
ssk9716757 posted...
Heihachi is baller tho
You must like getting thrown off mountains or something

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TopicFox has a dating show where the prize is getting to impregnate someone...
pkmnlord
06/21/20 3:40:25 PM
#14
pick4six posted...
Imagine the reverse premise a 40 year old man wants to have a child to experience fatherhood so contestants have to line up and show they have the best genetics to help him carry his child.

No way it would even leave the producers desk lmao
Yeah you gotta love double standards, not like I'd watch either show anyway lmao

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TopicThey RUINED Coco Bandicoot!!!
pkmnlord
06/21/20 3:36:10 PM
#24
It kinda looks like they made her overalls with one strap unbuttoned into a top with just one strap that slopes down for no reason lol you'd pretty much have to wear an undershirt with it.

But yeah overall she looks Sonic Boom-ed.

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TopicPeople really voting for Kratos in the poll of the day?
pkmnlord
06/21/20 2:47:26 PM
#10
Imagine voting Heihachi lmao

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