Lurker > sodium-chloride

ChronxDaHemphog posted...

Day 33: Banjo-Kazooie
Volume 99

beautiful ;_;

this board definitely has garbage lurkers or alts of very obvious posters who have been voting a particular way lmao

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

Zeus posted...
This sounds so much funnier coming from you. An unpopular troll trying to rock the name of a fictional character bigger than him.

Lmao

Very easy to watch and the main characters have a good chemistry. Not laugh out loud funny but some random actions and phrases that make you chuckle. Highly recommend!

LinkPizza posted...

Thinking the cop was in the right seems weird to me

because it is weird. that cop is in the wrong

Trash ass cops

dedbus posted...

Why would they risk infecting themselves lol

Freedom, human rights, owning libturds etc.

All very solid reasons.

JixHedgehog posted...

I'll never understand why the President gets blammed

Because unfortunately a large amount of this country looks up to him as a leader. When he doesn't care about masks, testing, and has no sense of urgency, his followers will do the same.

He's not 100% to blame, but he is one of the most (if not, the most) influential person for our country. When you have that kind of power to change people's minds based on the things you do and say, you are going to take responsibility whether you want to or not. Unfortunately for Donald Trump he either doesn't realize that or doesn't care.

Highly recommend the TV mini series called Devs. Talks a lot about the ideas of free will and determinism in a sci-fi setting. I'm currently watching Dark, another excellent show, and it brings up determinism a bit with a time travel element.

Both extremely good shows.

I heard if u stop testing then people won't be positive for the virus. If this is true we should stop all testing!! No one will be positive and we can go back to partyingggg

Zeus posted...

Both actions are defensive measures, though, because (and you should really know this by now) people react to threats in terms of FIGHT or flight.

do you think ahmad arbury was in the right by turning around and fighting back against people with guns chasing him in a truck. and by in the right, i mean was he justified to defend himself

I am the citation

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

That's been tried with other things people enjoy. It didn't end well.

I don't care and neither do the holographic porn police with brain frying devices.

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

So this has no effect on content people already have stored.

there is a direct correlation between amount of porn stored on one's computer and their propensity to become a sexual predator

SpeeDLeemon posted...

No

you clearly missed my post where people who distribute porn will get their brains fried by holograms, so yes, your friends' brains will most definitely be fried.

1 > 3 > 2

SpeeDLeemon posted...

I would very-much care. I have friends who do porn. They need that paycheck!!

well then they're getting their brains fried for broadcasting their naked butts

How does a nurse and a PA not know that antibiotics wouldn't do anything for a highly contagious viral infection? Fucking morons.

And lol to whoever said "she was gonna die anyway even if she didn't get COVID". Goddam some of you are dumb.

Mmmmmm

captpackrat posted...

Corks

sounds like you have a particular kink

wwinterj25 posted...

Sadly you can't. Your dog now owns you.

but she's like 5 pounds wtf

deoxxys posted...

We were talking about a hypothetical world where ALL porn is illegal...what happened?

people took the topic too seriously

CaptainStrong posted...

Scotch tape her ass shut.

i'm sending peta to your house. i bet you kill puppies for fun you sicko

wwinterj25 posted...

Fart louder. Assert your dominance.

i can't physically fart. i was born with a genetic mutation in which all the gas in my intestine is concentrated until it becomes solid poop. i have always thought i am superior to other creatures and humans due to this but now i'm questioning it.

how can i show my superiority and dominance if I can't fart???

how do i discipline her so that she doesn't do that again. i can't have my dog farting like this

Yellow posted...

There's only one kind of porn you'll get locked up for life for "making or trading".

really because i can name several types of porn you would be locked up for life for "making or trading"

LinkPizza posted...

Not that much. I was trying to answer it, though. But every time I do, more nonsense comes out. So, what's the point of trying to answer if you're directly fighting against my response?

i'm just seeing how far you'd go without porn and i got my answer. you're a porn addict who prefers death to life without porn

batman has never been portrayed as a Vietnamese woman, and they have basically zero exposure in any comic book.

are you worried now

Kungfu Kenobi posted...

I'll be fine without porn.

https://i.imgur.com/VXAmMob.jpg

hope the fbi can find your IP address and arrest your pedo ass

LinkPizza posted...

Because it hard to take a post seriously when you answer a scenario with an answer, and because the poster doesn't like that you got round the scenario, changes it completely. You can't even choose what your made up holographic mid reading porn police would do. First, they arrest, then they shoot, now they fry brains. You don't seem to like that I found ways around your scenario, and have to keep changing it once it once a way around it is found. When instead, you finish the scenario and make a new one with new rules next time. And it's also hard to think about a scenario which would never happen. If the police had holographic police that could fry brains, porn would be one of the last thing they used it on... I gave you a serious response. And like a child, you changed it because you were salty I didn't just give up porn...

sounds like you're taking the topic seriously tho

what does this mean then

sodium-chloride posted...

clearly you would rather get your brain fried than give it up

LinkPizza posted...

Sure.

clearly sounds like you'd rather get your brain fried by holograms with mind reading powers. but okay, don't take my topic seriously when you give a serious response

EDIT: also i got post 69 ;)

LinkPizza posted...

Sure. Especially since it's a scenario that would never happen. And I like porn. It's a great way to jerk off. Jerking off without porn is never as good. Why would I want a lousy orgasm? Do you like lackluster orgasms? Though, you also don't seem to understand basic human emotion, either. Just because somebody doesn't want to give something up doesn't mean they're addicted. I would want to give up fried chicken, either. But I'm not addicted to it. It's not even my favorite food. I just like it. You seem to think that if people like something, they must be addicted to it...

okay so you're a porn addict who would rather die than not have access to porn. got it

BUMPED2002 posted...

Wouldn't be much of a war.

the two largest countries by population wouldn't have "much of a war"? Also

Sarcasthma posted...

Yeah, thank god neither of those countries have access to nukes!

nice

looks like she's signaling that she wants two big dicks in her mouth

LinkPizza posted...

Yes. I can see that as a child would, you have made updates because since people keep
finding ways around your scenario and wont just give up porn...

i'm just showing how addicted people are to porn. clearly you would rather get your brain fried than give it up

Judgmenl posted...

Is he a republican or a democrat?

he's fucking kanye

xjayguyx posted...

You're just fooling yourself.

okay snowflake, i'll pray for you.

Revelation34 posted...

If they're holograms then they can't shoot anybody.

you're right, I forgot to mention that the holograms' mind reading devices will just immediately fry the perpetrator's brains. This is the only lethal scenario for these devices, it cannot fry brains for other reasons.

deoxxys posted...

Are you guys really arguing with a guy named sodium chloride?

I don't think anyone here is arguing. we're all just having a friendly conversation. and what do you have against sodium chloride? is that too basic of a salt for you

LinkPizza posted...

Hard for a hologram to do anything except for be there. Guess theyll have a hard time arresting or shooting anyone without a solid form...

see my previous post. i have given a way for them to kill you without "physical" force in the traditional sense.

xjayguyx posted...

You assumed if porn was gone that a few of the above posters would sexually assault women, you would fear how they would treat them. You also called someone's post racist when in fact it wasn't even close. You then couldn't articulate yourself on it when I called you out. You then called me a racist.

You sir are the definition of a leftist extremist.

When the police are gone you will cry for your mommy when you're getting yours. Have fun with that ;)

i'm an ardent trump supporter so nice try. you should understand that people of different political affiliations can have different view points. so have fun with that sweetheart ;)

Justin2Krelian posted...

Can you look at sexual material that's not pornographic?

sure. just as long as it's not straight up porn. I mentioned in my post that TV shows and movies with sex scenes are fine.

xjayguyx posted...

I don't bet, I know for sure you're a leftist extremist.

can i not be anti-racist and be republican? or are you insinuating that republicans are racist

LinkPizza posted...

Grade schools rules, I see. Youre mad that people found a way around your rules, or dont wanna just sit and take it. So you make more stuff up. And then get mad and change them again. And no. Its still not enough of a deterrent. When that happens, well be in the apocalyptic future. The rules dont matter anymore. Anarchy and riots will be constant. Porn police will be getting killed while out there trying to limit porn while sexual crimes skyrocket...

porn police don't give a fuck because they're holograms. you can destroy as many of them as you want they'll keep coming at you. they'll just shoot you on site now since you keep wanting to play this game. they don't fuck around man

xjayguyx posted...

Nice explanation there.

i bet you're racist too

Yellow posted...

Countries without porn have more sexual assault cases

Google it if you don't believe me I'm lazy

i'm lazy too so no

xjayguyx posted...

How was that racist?

explain how it wasn't?

LinkPizza posted...

Ah. So now just making up stuff for some weird reason. And a really useless device. And I 100% believe that if that device was real, it would not be used only for checking on porn, since that would be ridiculous. We would definitely have thought police. And it would matter because they would have to constantly check on everybody since thought can be anything. Just because I imagine buying porn, or Im thinking about the time I bought porn before the ban doesnt mean I have any. They would be constantly working, so I probably still wouldnt get caught. But if you want to play in your imaginary apocalypse, then I guess I would run these shows ChaosAzeroth is talking about...

well this is my scenario and the porn police have one job and it is very specific. it is to enforce the rules described earlier. if you don't want to follow them then you will be jailed. no other crimes will be investigated by the porn police.

you know what, i'm changing the rules. the porn police will poop on you and your friends heads AND THEN take you to jail. now you can be smelly and incarcerated. is that enough of a deterrent for you or do you want to make things worse

deoxxys posted...

I mean not as much women because its easy for women to get sex

that's pretty fucking racist dude

deoxxys posted...

For anyone like TC that doesnt seem to understand.

There is a correlation between pornographic material and reduction in rape.
I mean it makes sense, if there is a outlet for desperate men to channel their desires to then there is a reduction of sexual crime.

Just look at India which tried to ban or has banned porn and one point their rape was horrible? Im not terribly clear on that.

Its just like why poor people steal. Its a matter of desperation.

We have also seen a some what less definable correlation between violent video games and the reduction of violent crimes.

maybe we should just castrate half the population at birth

LinkPizza posted...

So I wont get caught. Also, I figured Id go to jail since it would be illegal...

the porn police in this scenario have mind reading devices that can read minds from miles away. the only ability and legal use of this device is to tell if you have bought or distributed porn. it has no other function so you are free to think whatever you want without that being read.

ChaosAzeroth posted...

Nothing in the first post says you can't do live shows technically from what I'm understanding.

i suppose not. just don't film and/or distribute.

xjayguyx posted...

Where did they say they would be doing sex crimes?

they didn't

TheGuiltySpark posted...

I think the number of assaults on women would skyrocket. It would literally be bad for public safety.

deoxxys posted...

This was my first thought

sounds like ya'll would not handle being without porn very well. i fear for the women in your lives

pionear posted...

You can still get Mags and Pics, rite

nope

LinkPizza posted...

A world without porn sounds horrible. I guess Ill have to make a bunch... And start an underground porn trading ring...

If you get caught, you and the people you distribute to get tossed in jail for life.

No websites for the purpose of viewing pornographic images or videos are searchable or linkable. You can make your own porn but it cannot be uploaded to the internet. It is also illegal to distribute it or sell it in stores.

I wouldn't care too much. It'd suck not being able to fap to good stuff but I can use my imagination. Sex scenes in movies and TV shows would be enough for me.

Clench281 posted...

You have a silly working definition for what 'deserve' means.

Sounds like you're jellz 2 lol XD