Lurker > JazzMasterZero

SunWuKung420 posted...

Yet, my topic filled lies and rumors is still up.

Maybe because theyre not lies and rumors but verifiable and accurate call outs

Wasnt Jack White also accused of being violent towards his now ex-wife?

JigsawTDC posted...

is this true?

Its true. Im not going to link her social media due to privacy, but Sunny posted her full name awhile back and its rather easy to find.

I hate the ones that make you sign an NDA just to look at their menu.

EclairReturns posted...

I think he has made a series of popularity topics about the more well-known users of this board, which may be a factor in his lack of apparent popularity in this poll topic, which incidentally, might have been spawned as a response to aforementioned topics.

Aculo posted...

All politicians lie. Thanks for your basic-bitch commentary, per usual, ok?

Whats sad is he genuinely thinks this is some really enlightened commentary. That hes really dropping some wise words when its basic shit everyone already knows. Everyday Sunnys personality reminds me more and more of Trump.

Youre one of the biggest liars on this board so how are we able to trust you on this?

wwinterj25 posted...

I mean I may not have much standards but even when drunk that's a pass.

Youre going to miss out using his back tattoo as a bullseye though.

Aculo posted...

@ClarkDuke you wanna double team some pierogis tonight? maybe even help the head chef stuff them?

I see you two inspired the newest pierogie addition with your creamy sausage. You guys are fantastic pierogie chefs.

Thanks for letting me know, TC. Definitely in the mood for a pierogie and blow for lunch.

SunWuKung420 posted...

And this was when you were drinking and constantly insulting my wife, so yea, I was frustrated and said something stupid that I apologized for. Have you ever apologized for all the terrible stuff you said? Nope.

What an unsurprising childlike response. She started it! She made fun of me first so its ok I made fun of her boyfriends serious medical condition! You act like a 5 year old when youre approaching 50. I honestly feel bad for youre wife.

SunWuKung420 posted...

I have no idea what jazzy is lying about now.

I found this cool looking place called Chestnut Hill Brewing Company, but yea I guess you would be working in more of a dumpy brewery. Maybe if you get better at making food that doesnt look terrible you could work there one day.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Of course there is the possibility that someone has made a similar pizza but we don't Google pizza recipes.

A quick google search showed that there is literally a place called Apple Pizza near you. I found your place though, and I would order The Pontz or the Presto Bianca as long as youre not making it.

Lmao! Your food always looks so bad jfc dude.

Noop_Noop posted...

I'm sure its 10x better than whatever fat dracula is too ashamed to show

Its sad that he had to lie to us about inventing some fake pizza at the shitty brewery he works at. Wouldnt be surprised if hes actually the bus boy and isnt even allowed near the food. At least we have real chefs like Larry here that post picture of food that actually looks good.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Only if I'm lying, I'm not.

When anyone who wants to can see your wifes social media posts (thanks to you), its pretty obvious youre the one who is lying.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Jazz totally acting like he had to look hard to find that video when he probably watches himself constantly...

Good one, Damien. Maybe if you paid your wife as much attention as you do me your marriage wouldnt be in the gutter.

zebatov posted...

Still waiting on the 2XG+U in an actual dictionary.

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/braggadocious
You're so wrong dude lmao. Now lets see the one g spelling from a dictionary.

Found it @DirtBasedSoap
https://youtu.be/m0mrck_aJaw

DirtBasedSoap posted...

lmao

got a link?

I wish I could remember his YouTube name but unfortunately I cant. It was one of his alt names but I cant remember exactly which one. If youre interested in digging through lumberjack FAQs, youll find it there more than likely.

DirtBasedSoap posted...

wait what how do we know hes a potder

From his high school student government election video he posted and all the topics he made about trying to go to college without paying or any scholarships while wanting his aunties badunkadunk.

likehelly posted...

how is this the connection you came up with given the information in this topic

Im going to give him the benefit of the doubt that hes just really drunk again Like usual, but he does have some of the worst reading comprehension and drawing conclusions that Ive ever seen

BlackScythe0 posted...

No pics?

The pic is in the OP.

All alone and he looks so sad.

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

And ya know the fact hes trying to nickname me Seman has to do with me being gay and semen. Hes almost 50 and hes like a child and thinking its such a clever connection.

Hes also extremely homophobic so it wouldnt surprise me if it was his attempt at insulting you. Extremely pathetic on his behalf if I do say so myself.

SunWuKung420 posted...

She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad.

Idk man. I saw a google review for the diner you work at that said prison food is better than the s*** this drunk cook made. Pretty sure TCs food has to be better than that.

Apparently this new cook there actually invented this brand new type of pizza and theyre making everyone sign an NDA who eats there. I tried it and it wasnt that great but crazy stuff. I think they believe this new pizza is going to revolutionize the pizza market, but I have my doubts.

Sunny, people could do some pretty cruel stuff with the information that you personally provided to everyone. The thing is nobody is going to because nobody here cares about you and youre not special in any way so go eat your butt pizza you made.

SunWuKung420 posted...

@LinkPizza

I posted a redacted photo and someone else went to a wedding website, found the unredacted photo and shared it will the board. Anyone who says otherwise is lying but that's expected from an account that only posts to harass me.

Bullshit dude lmao. You posted a picture of your wedding announcement and forgot to black out the names completely. At least own up to your fuck up. Also your bullshit story doesnt make any sense lmfao.

LinkPizza posted...

I think that's why he's scared of doxxing himself even more...

The thing is nobody cares about Sunny enough to try and mess with his real life. Hes like the village fool thats good for a laugh with all of the stupid stuff he says. Besides his real life is sad enough as it is and thats why he comes here constantly for attention and approval.

LinkPizza posted...

I guess he's scared of doxxing...

Sunny has posted his and his wifes full name, where he lives and has lived, pictures of himself and his wife, and the full misspelled for marketing purposes name of his wifes restaurant and he claims to be scared of people doxxing him lol. Nobody is going to do anything to you Sunny so just post whats on the stupid pizza so we can make fun of you more when its not original at all.

ClarkDuke posted...

that's a fair point, he openly mocks larry's dish, yet we rarely see any of his, it feels suspicious, ok?

At this point I think hes just scared because he knows Larrys cooking is just far superior to his. Hell just come up with dumb excuses, but the truth is pretty obvious.

Aculo posted...

Which he never ever does, ok?

Ive yet to see him post a picture of food that hes made that didnt look absolutely disgusting.

SunWuKung420 posted...

we don't need it.

Sounds like the counseling isnt working. Denial doesnt help the healing process, Sunny.

ChimeraBlue posted...

Now it is.

Lmao

IronBornCorps posted...

Guess my booty isn't drawing a crowd tonight...*shrugs*

Has Icoyar messaged you yet?

Ogurisama posted...

Is this place reopen yet?

Souswukung served some green cheese tacos and they had to close temporarily. Im sure they will reopen soon.

Surprised @TheWorstPoster hasnt chimed in yet. *Orders a few drinks*

I guarantee whatever you came up with has already been made before.

Found this picture of Zeus.

Aculo posted...

Basic ass choices, just like your taste in beer, ok?

I was about to say. Thats about plain ass as you can get when it comes to sushi. At least get some type of specialty roll to go along with the basic ones.

LinkPizza posted...

Not every person makes every meal about nutrition. Some people go to places because they have a food they like the taste of. And its probably cheaper than making it, or cheaper than another place makes it...

No you need to go to places like the greasy diner Sunny cooks at and get served up nutritious slices of bacon. Thats real food.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Out of the following which is more important to you: instinct, intellect, spirit?

Lmao

Dreamed the cuckold

the foreskin of

a gerbil tried

out for Sunny

We could ask @SunWuKung420 He's against vaccines and claims to be immune to the coronavirus.

ClarkDuke posted...

i'm trying as well, but he's easily flustered and sadly doesn't seem open to building a friendship, ok?

I feel like Sunny wants to make friends here but the combination of his narcissism and his overall social awkwardness just makes it really difficult for him. Its rather sad when you think about it.

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

Starting to worry youre forgetting.

I feel like the amount of alcohol he consumes regularly has hampered his memory as well as made him paranoid with all his alt accusations.