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I'll try.

You just know the deer told all his friends about what he saw and now they think he's on deer crack.

pkmnlord posted...

I like the Jimmy Fallon flavored one too

Late Nite Snack or The Tonight Dough?

I'm sorry to hear that, man. I know it's hard to hear right now, but it's most likely for the best.

Now, I don't mean that to sound cold or uncaring, because I really do feel bad for you. Any relationship ending can feel awful, and you're allowed to feel shitty until you're ready to move on.

What I mean is, if she's ending it now, the odds of the marriage lasting if she went through with it weren't good. I don't know her, but it's really possible that in the long run, she's doing the right thing by you.

If she went through with getting married when she wasn't really committed to it, there is a strong possibility you both end up miserable together or divorced. Imagine feeling as bad as you do now, plus losing half your shit and looking at possibly alimony.

It feels like shit now, and you may be looking for someone to call her an evil heartless bitch... and she could very well be, I don't know her... But I've got way more respect for someone who calls off a marriage than someone who goes though with it when know it's not going work.

It'll get better for you, it sucks hard how, but it'll get better and you'll be better off in the long run.

About 5 minutes.

Short Dick Man In My Butt

Kiss Me In My Butt.

Pus_N_Pecans posted...

When I moved from WI to MN, my insurance rates just about doubled. I have no idea why. I think I pay around $75 a month right now, but Im a woman, so the rates are a bit lower. Its still a lot.

Your state makes a huge difference. I went from paying $26/mo in Illinois to $130 in Florida.

I've got a 3 year old that has no problem with mask wearing.

We got her one of those bucket hat face shield things, in case she didn't like the mask, but she mostly prefers ther masks.

monkmith posted...

waiting the month or so it takes to actually acquire immunity after getting your shots.

Even then, I'm fine with mask and distance protocols staying in place until covid numbers are drastically decreased.

If 2020 has taught me anything, it's that people are scum and their word can't be trusted. So any sort of honor system should thrown out the window.

Shit happened, nobody learned from it, shit happened again.

Lil Redemption

1, Could've been worse.

"Ivankaaahhhh!"

McDonald's by default, since Taco Bell buttfucked their menu.

All living parents and grandparents voted for Biden.

LightningAce11 posted...

Report him to higher ups. Someone like that shouldn't be managing anything.

This. Your boss is worried about how his shift will run. His boss is going to be worried about the liability, both PR and legal, of telling a covid positive cashier to come in anyway.

Kastrada posted...

I mean.....Arrested Development was trash. So fuck 'em. >_>

But we're talking about VS a novelty hit country act. I can't imagine much worse.

Haven't really followed the Grammy's in forever, so what you're saying sounds right.

But as far as Nicki's point, if sales and charting are all that matter, should Arrested Development's BNA award have gone to Billy Ray Cyrus? I can't imagine many would actually think that Old Achy Breaky Cyrus was better, but by Nicki's logic, he was robbed.

Hasn't the Best New Artist Grammy been regarded as the Kiss of Death award for a long ass time anyway?

Florida doesn't look red enough. Then again, governor did just hire an uber driver to work the stats, so I'm guessing it's to be expected.

Yeah, that's fucked up.

https://youtu.be/XgniTzdiw_0

Red Dead Redemption 2

Yeah, damn, right! Every God fearing, gun loving Republican needs to boycott voting in the runoff. It's the only way to stand with Donald Trump.

I'm totally not just saying this to lower Republican turnout... for cereal... you need to stay home and show those dirty Democrats what for.

Shake Shack, In-n-out, and Hardee's/Carl's jr.

Never left any of them without feeling regret.

Live by the right-wing conspiracy theory idiot, die by the right-wing conspiracy theory idiot.

Depends on the goal.

If it's an actual relationship, the butterbody.

If it's casual or a one nighter, butterface. I mean doggy exist for a reason.

Evening_Dragon posted...

Less than half but more than a fifth.

Sounds about right.

Yeah, I'm going to have to say Pooh Bear is more powerful than the US president.

After all they're doing right now with the Uyghurs, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Spratly Islands, speech restrictions, etc. No country really says shit about it, because they want to keep sucking that Chinese money dick.

Squirt

Rhodesian Ridgeback, chicks love the coat.

On one hand, he's probably a little sad he's losing his job. On the other, probably relieved he can stop babysitting a spray tanned assclown.

Just tell the fat chick that you covered your dick with fun dip, then let nature take its course.

I just hope the bitch puts her props in the recycling bin when she's done bullshitting America.

I mean, a ton of people like beer, and that's great for them. If I'm going to drink, I want it to be something I like, rather than something I need to acquire a taste for.

I suppose there is something to be said for cost effectiveness, if the goal is it get drunk, but rather sip a bourbon and chill.

ImAMarvel posted...

I WISH I could say the same thing for my state. Fuck FL.

At this point, I'm assuming Georgia is going to build a wall to keep Florida Assholes out.

Hey, maybe if we had the healthcare of an actual first world country, they wouldn't need to e-beg for money to cover bills.

But their Orange God wouldn't like that.

I have a love/hate thing with Ryan Pace.

I like his aggression in the draft. When he finds someone he believes in, he goes out and gets him. If the Bears had his aggression in 2014, I think they'd have paid the price to leapfrog the Rams to get Donald, who they weren't subtle about coveting.

Unfortunately for Pace, all the players he loves are dog shit.

CoolMaskGuy posted...

New higher

Well you don't want a new lower.

mattymad posted...

I'm wondering if scientists could harness you for energy.

Would basically be walking renewable energy, right?

The history books would tell of the man who saved the environment by jerking it.

FabIe posted...

Same thing happened for me and the PS5. It was pretty stupid for walmart to restock both at the same exact time rather than an hour or half an hour apart.

Me too. Got all the way to the end of checkout, hit confirm to finish, got sent to a captcha that would not end, then it was sold out.

Just at Walmart. Made to the end of checkout, payment already entered, whilst having to go through about 25 captcha images, it was gone.

Bleuets posted...

Why are you waiting? Start applying for that shit now man. I don't understand why you stand by the side.

I am. We've two leading options with promising looking outcomes. Just trying figure which will be best long term.

Holy_Cloud105 posted...

America's culture is fuck you because you're not me.

This. Every single person I knew stockpiling N95 masks in February and March because they wanted to protect themselves, despite frontliners having the most urgent need, turned into anti-maskers the moment it was said that masks protect others more than the wearer.

I've never been more disappointed with my countrymen before. If survive long enough that other countries will start allowing us in again, I'm getting my family the fuck out.