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Topic$15,000,000 but all dogs hate you now.
pkmnlord
01/25/21 4:00:35 PM
#15
Ving_Rhames posted...
I'd even go down to $1mil if it was just cats lol
Yeah now that I reread the amount maybe it wouldn't be that hard of a think-over lol (for cats that is)

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TopicMan I think Biden acknowledged Trimp did a great job.
pkmnlord
01/25/21 3:59:26 PM
#9
I love me some trimp & pasta

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Topic$15,000,000 but all dogs hate you now.
pkmnlord
01/25/21 3:54:33 PM
#7
Not worth it. MAYBE if it were cats, but even then that's a hard think-over.

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Topichonestly if you haven't filed taxes by now, what the fuck are you doing?
pkmnlord
01/24/21 9:58:12 AM
#33
I have my W-2 but apparently nothing's gonna be processed until like, the second week of February.

Not that it takes very long for me to file anyway

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TopicI'm gassy in the tummy but IT WON'T COME OUT!! Tips n Tricks?
pkmnlord
01/22/21 5:14:25 PM
#20
Lay on your stomach on the floor and just try to burp or fart it out

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TopicRecreational Marijuana sales have begun today in Arizona.
pkmnlord
01/22/21 5:08:28 PM
#17
steveoSEK posted...
I was the very first at the one I went to, then by the time I left it was like 30 people in line.
Yeesh, that's about what I expected. And plus with all the covid safety measures, in essence lines are gonna be even longer because they can't get people in and out as fast as they could before social distancing.

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TopicRecreational Marijuana sales have begun today in Arizona.
pkmnlord
01/22/21 4:54:02 PM
#8
steveoSEK posted...
Nope, it's a lot of them, all over the place. East and west valley, phx, Scottsdale, tuscon, etc..
Huh, well I guess I'll have to wait a little while for things to settle down because once people start realizing that it's being sold right this very minute, pretty much every place is gonna be packed out the ass.

I still have my medical card good throughout the end of this year.

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TopicRecreational Marijuana sales have begun today in Arizona.
pkmnlord
01/22/21 4:40:24 PM
#3
Probably some dispensary in Scottsdale or Mesa or some shit that got their license first

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TopicIt's official! I'm moving to Arizona in March of this year!
pkmnlord
01/21/21 10:44:38 PM
#23
AtilisGym posted...
Well, we're 3 red voters, so we're doing our part to turn it red again! Also, my friend's mom might eventually join us out there later, so that'd be 4 red voters. His aunt and uncle may come out later too (not living with us), and they'd be 2 more Republican voters. :D
Your kind's not welcome, go find somewhere else to breathe up peoples' oxygen.

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Topic$20 million, but you will end up dying 20 years later
pkmnlord
01/19/21 7:12:22 PM
#14
Deal.

I don't have a single desire to grow old anyway. Seems like a burden.

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TopicTuna and Chicken > Beef
pkmnlord
01/19/21 6:41:27 PM
#12
Seafood and beef > chicken

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TopicGosar (R-AZ), Andy Briggs (R-AZ), Mo Brooks (R-AL) were allegedly the organizers
pkmnlord
01/17/21 9:12:16 PM
#7
That Gosar fucker needs to disappear without a trace

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TopicBeavis and Butthead returning this summer, as dads.
pkmnlord
01/17/21 2:43:13 PM
#39
VTBM posted...
Guys, you don't have to score to have children. I bet they donated their sperm for $50 and didn't check the box to not have future children contact them and now the mothers came and dumped the kids onto them. ( )
This. All I'm curious about is how they're gonna explain the children. It's definitely not going to be as cut and dry as "they finally scored". Nah, wouldn't be that easy lol.

It's definitely going to be a situation where the two of them are stuck with kids they likely had no remembrance of ever conceiving (probably because they never did).

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TopicWhy is Tinder filled with bots?
pkmnlord
01/14/21 4:04:02 PM
#3
Every dating app is filled with bots

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TopicWhy Looks & Money don't mean jack **** with women
pkmnlord
01/14/21 1:55:34 PM
#10
Blue_Inigo posted...
And FA is?
Fucked (in the) Ass

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TopicNew Pokémon Snap trailer - releases April 30th
pkmnlord
01/14/21 10:52:06 AM
#17
*sees Pinsir and Heracross clashing with each other*

Pre-ordered

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Topicwhen you find a legit crazy person's diary
pkmnlord
01/14/21 10:35:56 AM
#6
Holy shit what a fucking loser. People actually use this site as their personal diary....and he has absolutely no place acting like the rest of CE has a problem. Like dude, look at yourself.

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TopicHow do I find out who called the police on me?
pkmnlord
01/14/21 12:59:40 AM
#18
Simp posted...

Maybe it's just because I'm drunk, but goddamn my sides are splitting from laughing at that pic. That shit always gets me.

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TopicMadVillainy 2 will be coming out? What? [MF DOOM and Madlib]
pkmnlord
01/14/21 12:55:58 AM
#10
Bad_Mojo posted...
Could you all give me your top 3-5 songs, please?
No particular order:
Accordion
Let Me Watch (as Viktor Vaughn)
Kon Queso
Figaro
One Beer
Dead Bent
Gazillion Ear
Rhymes Like Dimes

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TopicMadVillainy 2 will be coming out? What? [MF DOOM and Madlib]
pkmnlord
01/14/21 12:47:27 AM
#5
butthole666 posted...
Gonna be really interesting to see how DOOMs vault of material is handled.
That, and I'm looking forward to all the inevitable interviews with the people that have made appearances on his albums (Kurious, MF Grimm, etc.)

I'm really curious about Grimm most of all, IIRC him and DOOM never really squashed their beef, whatever it even was about. I've listened to The Book of Daniel, this diss track that Grimm put out in 06 about DOOM, but other than just your typical "you betrayed me" lyrics, I'm still not sure exactly what got between the two of them.

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TopicWhy are names in the first 3 gens of Pokemon in all caps?
pkmnlord
01/14/21 12:35:34 AM
#9
Beats me, I never really questioned it lol

My guess is just that the all caps helped kids see a little better, but then you'd expect all text to be in caps, not just the trainers and pokemon.

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TopicChuck Norris DENIES he's the man at the RIOTS because he's more HANDSOME!!
pkmnlord
01/14/21 12:26:33 AM
#7
Yeah that's clearly not him lol

Ugly fucker wishes he could be Chuck Norris

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TopicCaucasians T-shirt mocking NFL's Redskins logo goes viral
pkmnlord
01/13/21 10:24:38 PM
#27
I still say they should just renamed them the Washington Skins, and change the team colors to a nude tan and just rebrand the team to make them based around nudists.

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TopicIf a viable third party arose in the United States, what should it be called?
pkmnlord
01/12/21 11:48:01 PM
#22
The Party You Stupid Fucks Should've Gotten Behind Years Ago

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TopicCaucasians T-shirt mocking NFL's Redskins logo goes viral
pkmnlord
01/12/21 9:43:11 PM
#9
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
I think these have been around for longer than that.
Yeah, I've definitely seen that before the name change.

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TopicDo you think girls look better topless or nude?
pkmnlord
01/09/21 10:05:30 AM
#23
cjs28 posted...
Yeah, it might look sexier cuz the mystery is intriguing, but you're just blinding yourself from the truth in the end >_>
Right on, brotha!

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TopicBen & Jerry's is not fucking around
pkmnlord
01/08/21 8:52:48 PM
#69
karmageddon28 posted...
Late Nite Snack or The Tonight Dough?
Oh I didn't know there were two. I've only had The Tonight Dough

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TopicREMINDER: Tonight is Alex Trebek's FINAL Jeopardy episode.
pkmnlord
01/08/21 8:51:21 PM
#25
DuranOfForcena posted...
this is incorrect. you do an online test, and if you pass that, you are called in to take an in person test and participate in mock games. if you do well in those, you are selected as a contestant. contestants are not given any study guides or any information whatsoever about what questions or categories may or may not appear during the actual game.
Damn then I was lied to lol I forgot about the mock games too, I'd only heard of that and the online/in-person tests. I didn't know they leave it up to you as to what you should study up on in preparation.

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TopicREMINDER: Tonight is Alex Trebek's FINAL Jeopardy episode.
pkmnlord
01/08/21 7:03:53 PM
#16
bobaban posted...
So whats the deal with Jeopardy? Do the contestants randomly know everything or something? How do they make the categories?
IIRC they take quizzes for qualification and I think the categories that come up on the show are just a small handful of ones out of several more that they're given to study up on.

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TopicBen & Jerry's is not fucking around
pkmnlord
01/08/21 4:10:33 PM
#50
CommonGrackle posted...
that's why I never bought any of their stuff, I don't want some petite little cup thing
That's how they get you. You don't want a half gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough, you want a pint of cherry garcia, and a pint of -insert whatever other flavors you like-, etc....

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TopicWell, hello there, childhood memory!
pkmnlord
01/08/21 1:27:04 PM
#7
I always hated those things because I would just accumulate a lot of static cling, so whenever my hand would inevitable touch one of those giant bolts they have, I'd get a hell of a shock and it'd instantly put me in a bad mood (still has the same effect present day when I get shocked by things).

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TopicBen & Jerry's is not fucking around
pkmnlord
01/08/21 2:14:07 AM
#30
SteveNasti posted...
Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream---->all
I like the Jimmy Fallon flavored one too

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TopicAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez with a chain mask
pkmnlord
01/07/21 7:31:12 PM
#16
Aw I'm disappointed I was expecting like some kinky chainmail mask, not that stupid shit

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TopicOne of the MAGA Mob members wore his work badge to the insurrection
pkmnlord
01/07/21 3:22:08 PM
#24
mech dragon posted...
Why do they all look like that?
People who never had any business procreating mucking up the gene pool.

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TopicTweet from dead terrorist
pkmnlord
01/07/21 2:19:59 PM
#66
Omnislasher posted...
still a human being who just lost her life
A single human being in a planet full of 7 billion.

Who the fuck cares.

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TopicWho here lives in Phoenix?
pkmnlord
01/04/21 11:11:14 PM
#13
SaltyWet posted...
If I just stay indoors all day in the summer and only go out to walk to my car, that's fine right?
Make sure you get a nice air conditioner lol

Hell, make sure your water heater's good too. Even in the city in the winter that shit can bust up, but I live in a somewhat old house and my bathroom's like the furthest away from the water heater.

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TopicWhen is fall guys considered dead?
pkmnlord
01/04/21 11:06:34 PM
#8
They really fucked up the momentum they had with season 2. Wasn't enough new courses and the ones they did add were mostly ass.

The more I play it, the more I'm starting to realize the "bean body" physics are also a load of crap. It was charming for a while, but when you're actually trying to win, it's kinda fucking annoying.

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TopicWho here lives in Phoenix?
pkmnlord
01/04/21 9:16:53 PM
#6
Expect triple digit temperatures for at least two of the three months of summer. When exactly it all hits can differ, sometimes May and June will be still in the 80/90s, and then July and August (and sometimes September and October) come to roast everyone alive. Other times the roast begins as early as April.

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TopicDoorDash driver takes back customer's food b/c he only tipped $8.
pkmnlord
01/04/21 9:14:06 PM
#115
I tip when I can for certain services (not every single one that accepts tips though, fuck that), but really tipping culture needs to disappear completely and businesses need to pay employees better. One of the dumbest, most antiquated things that's so popular in this country.

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TopicThe customer is always right
pkmnlord
01/04/21 1:21:53 PM
#34
VipaGTS posted...
What that means is sell what your customer wants and provide what they are looking for...it does not mean what these "let me speak to your manager!" types think it means.
This, the original meaning pertained to quality of life improvements to the business, not "this was misplaced under a different price tag therefore I should get it for that price"-types that exist today. But nobody's going to care enough to explain that or uphold it nowadays, just get customers out with something resembling a smile (likely the shit-eating grin they have from screwing us over) and move on with the day, we can recoup.

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TopicAnyone else getting more and more tired of life as they get older?
pkmnlord
01/01/21 10:09:04 AM
#17
Damn TC, I was gonna try to relate to you but you seem like you're further in your rut than I am.

I recently turned 28 in November, but I've basically been coasting the past 5 years being stoned daily, toiling away at my retail job that, while I don't outright hate it, it's obviously not something I want to do til the end of my days, but at the same time I don't feel like I could really do anything else. I just got nothing to live for and I don't feel any bit motivated to go and find it.

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TopicThinking of doing an Alpha Sapphire run. Recommend shitty Pokemon >_>
pkmnlord
01/01/21 12:30:28 AM
#11
TopicIt sucks that Japanese has no real swear words
pkmnlord
12/31/20 11:14:17 PM
#16
Asians have mastered the art of sneak dissing

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TopicGirl Voted most BEAUTIFUL in the WORLD at 10 shows off her MASSIVE BOOBS!! Hot??
pkmnlord
12/31/20 9:29:02 PM
#15
Expected "And that's how you catch a CEman"

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TopicEvidence surfaces of Nintendo stalking 3DS hacker Neimod
pkmnlord
12/31/20 9:33:50 AM
#5
This is hardly surprising when Nintendo's had shady ties dating back to when they first started making toys and playing cards (cards that were also known to be used by Yakuza for their gambling shit or whatever). So yeah I don't doubt for a second that Nintendo's got their own secret service for shit like this.

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