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Topicso if bats were responsible for this pandemic, and rats were responsible for the
Chicken
02/10/21 3:06:40 AM
#10
Bad_Mojo posted...
Fish is okay, imo. There is LOTs of fish and it's really healthy for you
enjoy your mercury poisoning

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Topicso if bats were responsible for this pandemic, and rats were responsible for the
Chicken
02/10/21 2:28:34 AM
#1
last one...

might wanna get rid of your cats.

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TopicHave you ever had the wind knocked out of you?
Chicken
02/10/21 1:31:02 AM
#6
I jumped and my massive saggy man tits hit me in the gut

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TopicJust had a hole splitting dump
Chicken
02/10/21 1:25:41 AM
#4
Heartomaton posted...
Have you ever taken a huge dump and thought "this is the size of dick I could take"?

Or, maybe you're just laying an egg.
smelly egg

also who else posted

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TopicJust had a hole splitting dump
Chicken
02/10/21 1:16:39 AM
#1
Wasnt long, just wide...

...mightve come out sideways but jeez did that hurt.

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Topicwhat if women laid eggs
Chicken
02/10/21 12:44:36 AM
#22
I like this topic

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TopicCows are legit adorable
Chicken
02/10/21 12:36:48 AM
#10
Stallion_Prime posted...
How original. Always amazed at the lack of self control americans have when it comes to these jokes
Theyre even more adorable when theyre covered in cheese

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TopicITT, we post the punchlines of jokes
Chicken
02/09/21 8:12:18 PM
#38
So I said yarr, its driving me nuts!

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TopicC/D: Dreadlocks don't look good on anyone, ever.
Chicken
02/09/21 7:56:34 PM
#17
Aint no way bugs aint nesting in that mess

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TopicAnyone else ever have an American Pie type of experience?
Chicken
02/09/21 7:15:37 PM
#4
So you were underaged and molested.

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Topicsomething tht will make you never see snow white the same again
Chicken
02/09/21 7:12:08 PM
#2
It was a fucking cartoon bro

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TopicWhat's Emma Watson doing these days?
Chicken
02/09/21 6:18:30 PM
#2
Being a crazy biznatch.

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TopicLmao that women who used gorilla glue in her hair is trying to sire gorilla glue
Chicken
02/09/21 5:42:15 PM
#2
trying to sire gorilla glue

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TopicKof 2002 um is on ps4. Rollback netcode
Chicken
02/09/21 4:55:36 AM
#2
do you have a cold?

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TopicHow does Elon Musk have a better hairline now than he did 20 years ago
Chicken
02/09/21 4:24:46 AM
#21
nanomachines, son.

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TopicNew study shows average person age 18-40 has $4500 in savings
Chicken
02/08/21 11:19:35 PM
#2
I have $20

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TopicShould I give Mega Man another chance?
Chicken
02/08/21 11:16:28 PM
#2
So you played through 99% of mega man x and still didnt like the gameplay or music?

no, dont give it another chance, you have shit taste.

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TopicITT: Idiot pokes lava with a stick.
Chicken
02/08/21 7:49:53 PM
#9
That poor stick

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TopicRemember Harambe?
Chicken
02/08/21 7:46:30 PM
#20
The point of this topic is that shit only started getting really bad when he died. His death was literally the herald of the dark ages.

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TopicRemember Harambe?
Chicken
02/08/21 6:42:29 PM
#9
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
I never got the dicks out meme.
Your first mistake was thinking it was a meme.

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TopicRemember Harambe?
Chicken
02/08/21 6:33:51 PM
#1
Life was simple up until he was killed.

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TopicWatch Me Nae Nae rapper arrested for murder
Chicken
02/08/21 6:27:47 PM
#32
Imagine if his first name was Mike.

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TopicIf SBAllen post in this topic i will get a cat for my new place.
Chicken
02/08/21 6:26:14 PM
#19
Name it gamefaqs.gamespot.com

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TopicToday i have reached sage status
Chicken
02/08/21 5:26:28 PM
#14
Post a naked butt so you can relive this experience in 3 days.

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TopicWhy is the GOTY edition of Middle-Earth Shadow of Mordor hard to find?
Chicken
02/08/21 5:25:51 PM
#7
Its an old ass game

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TopicEpic Store Will Have More Exclusives Than Ever In 2021/2022
Chicken
02/08/21 4:17:31 PM
#4
Fuck those losers.

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TopicThe jump from Spider-Man to Unlimited was weird af
Chicken
02/08/21 3:25:38 PM
#2
Not sure what they were thinking there

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TopicI have two little pea sized lumps on my sack
Chicken
02/08/21 8:57:01 AM
#9
Ill go to the doctor but man I dont want ball cancer. I know a guy who lost his nuts to cancer and hes (understandably) an awful person.

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TopicI have two little pea sized lumps on my sack
Chicken
02/08/21 8:54:34 AM
#6
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Penial
Guess I gotta go to the penial colony

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TopicI have two little pea sized lumps on my sack
Chicken
02/08/21 8:51:24 AM
#1
Tried to pop the fuckers but it didnt work. A lil pus came out of the first one but thats it. Had one for like a month and just noticed the second one like a couple days ago.

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TopicThe perfect girl but she fell into Plankton's analyzer.
Chicken
02/08/21 2:33:54 AM
#3
ANALyzer?

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TopicWhy wasn't Count Dooku named Count Dookie
Chicken
02/08/21 2:32:13 AM
#6
Dookie Nookie was trademarked.

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TopicI'm making sliced sausage in rice.
Chicken
02/08/21 1:20:27 AM
#12
that's like a survival meal. I'd eat it, it isn't full of random unncecessary shit like some dishes posted here.

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TopicJesus Christ, there's too many streaming services >_>
Chicken
02/07/21 7:27:28 PM
#31
Eventually there will be bundle plans and it will have all come full circle.


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TopicPitbull comes out as a Q lover. His Career is done?
Chicken
02/07/21 12:14:38 PM
#3
Q from Star Trek?

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Topiclets go on an adventure to get fried chicken
Chicken
02/06/21 9:43:10 PM
#10
Fuck

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Topiclets go on an adventure to get fried chicken
Chicken
02/06/21 9:41:29 PM
#6
Im feeling bullied.

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Topicshould I get fried chicken or eat something healthy
Chicken
02/06/21 9:22:48 PM
#7
Not chicken.

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TopicCan I do anything if I feel my job puts me at too high a risk for covid?
Chicken
02/06/21 7:33:29 PM
#3
Thatuser posted...
Curl up and die? You sound like a coward. I can't imagine you making a stop lol. Former LP here
Ive already lost a friend to covid. I have a lot of coworkers like you who took the job just so they can rough people up to help with their tiny egos. My health is more important than trying to show strangers Im a big tough man. Kindly fuck off though.

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TopicCan I do anything if I feel my job puts me at too high a risk for covid?
Chicken
02/06/21 7:21:23 PM
#1
I work loss prevention for a grocery chain. Since covid hit they had us stop working in plain clothes and instead wear a uniform and stand at the front entrance of the store.

Most stores are too crowded with shit at the front so literally everyone that enters and leaves the store come within the 6 feet limit of us.

A lot of people still wont wear masks or if they do they wont put it on until theyre like right in front of me. Lots of people leaving will also rip their masks off before they get out of the store, also right in front of me. Other departments have plastic shields at the counters they can stand behind but all we got were some flimsy face shields that would do jack shit with some covidiot breathing on me.

The pay is extremely good for what basically equates to being a door greeter but Im the most likely person in the store to get infected.

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TopicC/D: Yahweh, the god of Christianity and Judaism, is real.
Chicken
02/06/21 4:57:18 PM
#2
Noweh

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TopicLow Tier God bought a woman $140 shoes and she ignored him.
Chicken
02/06/21 3:50:31 PM
#9
Hows she a fan if she ignored him?

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TopicRhyperior, Electivire, and Magmortar
Chicken
02/06/21 3:40:56 PM
#13
Compsognathus posted...
Rhyperior is such and ugly Pokmon.
When I heard mah boi Rhydon was getting an evolution I was hyped until I saw what it looked like.

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TopicI try to keep my head empty.
Chicken
02/06/21 2:28:17 PM
#2
This is your garbage dump

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TopicCousin is a fuckin slob, need help
Chicken
02/06/21 1:29:00 PM
#1
he called me up asking me to help him move out, said hes getting kicked out of his place at the end of next week by his parents. Literally one of the rooms (a smaller room at least) is almost waist high from fast food trash and like fucking pop bottles and shit. I agreed to help him clean it out but how do you get rid of so much garbage in a week?

My city has this thing where theyll take extra trash that wont fit in the bin if you buy these special tags for the garbage bags left out but thatll end up costing so much. Plus its a mix of trash, paper and plastic.

jesus christ man.

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TopicEvidence is showing that Covid-19 may be dying off (and not b/c of vaccines).
Chicken
02/06/21 5:54:53 AM
#6
Got another source dawg?

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