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TopicWhat kind of food are you going to have on the Super Bowl?
DDirtyDastard
02/04/21 12:22:17 AM
#4
I dunno man. Probably some pizza or something.
Topicever meet someone with eyes like these?
DDirtyDastard
02/03/21 10:11:14 PM
#21
I dated a girl for a couple months who had eyes that would change color in different lighting. She was super hot, I just couldn't deal with her god-tier level of crazy.
TopicDo you love your dog?
DDirtyDastard
02/03/21 10:08:30 PM
#9
I don't have one. My girlfriend has one and he's a pain in the ass.
TopicDo you look good naked?
DDirtyDastard
02/03/21 10:06:27 PM
#10
Yeah, I look pretty good. I have looked better though. I got a bit out of shape after breaking my ribs a few months back, I gotta get back into my workout routine.
TopicWet bar Wednesday. Who's drinking?
DDirtyDastard
02/03/21 9:47:35 PM
#4
I'm drinking vodka-seltzer, as usual.
TopicWhat's your first reaction to this picture?
DDirtyDastard
02/03/21 9:26:09 PM
#8
Couldn't care less.
TopicIs an emotional affair REALLY cheating?
DDirtyDastard
02/03/21 9:21:52 PM
#19
According to my ex, yes.
TopicWoman is HORRIFIED and needs a MAN after finding TEN of these in her CLOSET!!
DDirtyDastard
02/01/21 2:42:14 AM
#51
Capture and sell. There's people out there that would want those suckers as pets.
TopicWhat toppings do you like on pizza?
DDirtyDastard
02/01/21 2:40:36 AM
#8
I dig mushrooms and banana peppers. I mix up the meats, sauces, and vegetables based on how I feel on a given day.
TopicCould you date a girl with the same name as your sister/mother
DDirtyDastard
01/28/21 2:28:59 PM
#11
I have done both. Dated a girl with the same name as my mom when I was 19. Dated a girl with the same name as my sister about 4 years ago.
TopicHow do you sleep?
DDirtyDastard
01/28/21 2:24:49 PM
#12
Sleeping on your stomach is bad for your neck.

Sleeping on your back can kill you if you're in a drunken stupor.

Sleeping on your side is the best option.
TopicFavorite burger place?
DDirtyDastard
01/28/21 2:16:12 PM
#15
Out in Florida I found a chain called Checkers that was frickin' incredible. Good prices, good variety, good taste. Fast and consistent at all locations. I still think In N' Out is a better burger, but Checkers is more affordable.

An honorable mention out here in the Pac NW is a chain called Frugal's. Right up there with Checkers with price, quality, and variety, but they're a bit slower and there aren't nearly as many locations.
TopicTell me about you favorite cheese...
DDirtyDastard
01/28/21 2:11:26 PM
#36
Mozzarella. It goes on pizza.
TopicYou ever listen to a song you've heard a thousand times before...
DDirtyDastard
01/27/21 3:47:38 PM
#6
Yeah, I tend to burn out on songs I've heard too many times. If anything, a song resurfaces after many years that I haven't heard in a long time that hits me differently than it did before. The context relating to my life is different and it gives the song new meaning.
TopicDo you like chick fil a more or popeye's?
DDirtyDastard
01/27/21 3:44:36 PM
#18
Judgmenl posted...
These places don't fucking exist where I live.
Who the fuck is eating fast food post-COVID?
Say fuck a little more when you speak.
TopicWhat's the most money you'd be willing to pay for a watch?
DDirtyDastard
01/27/21 3:29:06 PM
#24
Giant_Aspirin posted...
$0 because i dont need or want one

TopicYou've enjoyed at least one Adam Sandler film?
DDirtyDastard
01/26/21 5:24:19 AM
#22
Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. Water Boy has its moments as well.
TopicThe perfect girl but she is obsessed with The Big Bang Theory (television show)
DDirtyDastard
01/26/21 5:23:22 AM
#7
I'd fuck her for a while and let her buy me shit. I'd try to snap her out of the weirdness and if it didn't work, I'd be gone.
TopicYour reaction: Your daughter dresses up exactly like Zell all the time.
DDirtyDastard
01/26/21 5:17:36 AM
#4
I'd tell her she looks ridiculous and continue to let her do her thing.
TopicOver 12,000 Scientists Sign 'Anti-Lockdown' Petition
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 10:57:24 PM
#38
David1988 posted...
Like I said, I never thought I would be disagreeing with thousands of scientists. But who knows, maybe not having lockdowns would be better in the long run, especially if lockdowns are affecting underprivileged communities disproportionately.
Are you a scientist?

I've been saying this from the beginning, that people only say "trust the science" to the science they agree with.

Thousands of doctors were banned from social media and had their videos taken down early in the pandemic for saying exactly what these scientists are saying now. This isn't anything new.
TopicAny idea when the travel ban will be lifted?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 6:56:08 PM
#4
Joe Biden is a racist. How dare he!
TopicHave you ever been in love?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 6:55:01 PM
#5
Yeah, it's great while you're in it. I'm currently in love and it's working out well. I just know it'll end eventually and it'll hurt, but whatever. I'm enjoying it while it lasts.
TopicWhy didn't Russia hack this election?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 6:00:40 AM
#20
Because they paid off the Biden family and didn't have to, DUH!
TopicIf you are not rich, do not attempt crime.
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 5:57:05 AM
#14
SiO4 posted...
Born into it best way
https://youtu.be/xKHUwfFb2lw
TopicBe The Shepard (Pulp Fiction Spoilers)
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 5:55:14 AM
#4
Clearly you've seen Django
TopicBe The Shepard (Pulp Fiction Spoilers)
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 5:43:15 AM
#2
Don't be like this:

https://youtu.be/x2WK_eWihdU
TopicBe The Shepard (Pulp Fiction Spoilers)
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 5:28:42 AM
#1
Forgiveness in a Tarantino way.

https://youtu.be/3PeyiU3uWJ8

TopicBuccs vs Chiefs, who you guy got?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 3:07:42 AM
#3
Never thought I'd actually want Brady to win a Super Bowl, but yeah, I hope he gets his.
TopicIf you could be a were-creature, which would you be? No mythological animals.
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:57:12 AM
#10
Dark_SilverX posted...
Werepigeon
Hardcore yo
TopicIf you could be a were-creature, which would you be? No mythological animals.
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:51:37 AM
#6
I'll be a were-kangaroo
TopicIt's true what they say
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:50:20 AM
#3
BloodMoon7 posted...
*immediately starts planning the world's destruction*
Godlike.
TopicWhat age did you realize happiness is a myth?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:48:59 AM
#11
Verdekal posted...
When I realized there is only passion.
Deep.
TopicIt's true what they say
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:47:24 AM
#1
We must BE the change we wish to see.

Much love to you my people.
TopicWhat would your mirror-universe self be like?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:39:25 AM
#2
Mine would be exactly the same. It's a mirror universe right?

If you're talking about some kind of anti-verse scenario....

He'd be a super successful sellout pushing the mainstream narratives in a super charismatic and persuasive way. Everyone would love him and he'd probably put me at the top of the pecking order of people to destroy if he became aware of my existance.
TopicWhat age did you realize happiness is a myth?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:32:38 AM
#6
Happiness is a choice. It's subjective. There's plenty of things to be grateful for all the time.
TopicDo chicks like depressed gloomy dudes? (stardew valley)
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:29:11 AM
#7
teepan95 posted...
Many people enter relationships with others in order to "fix" them

It is kinda weird that chicks dig that guy, but I sorta get it. It bleeds into my personal life.

I feel like chicks see me as that passionate Elliot type with a Sebastian demeanor and Sam's naive playful energy, but can get all alcoholic like Shane.

It'd be cool to see a version of the game that's more dynamic. The characters are too pigeonholed.

TopicHow much of the super bowl in 2 weeks do you plan on watching?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:18:23 AM
#3
I honestly want to see Brady beat Mahommes. I don't want Patrick trying to show up my boy Russell's legacy. Maybe have Mahommes throw a pick at the 1 yard line again?
TopicWho's the best ai partner in any game huh?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:15:46 AM
#10
Navi.... not.
TopicWhy do girls never text first?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:13:00 AM
#6
Mitch_Haniger posted...
Generalizations are the best logical strategies.

It's also backed by empirical and anecdotal research of every ceman on this here forum
Better question is "why does she never text YOU first?"
TopicWhy do girls never text first?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:11:03 AM
#3
They'll text first when they're really into you.
TopicHow safe are the rona vaccines?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:09:15 AM
#24
Questionmarktarius posted...
You're more likely to be killed by Mike Tyson personally punching you in the gut and rupturing your spleen, than you are to be killed by the covid vaccine.
The former would be way more awesome anyway.
I dig your sarcasm brotha man.

You can say the same thing about the virus.

*snaps in applause*
TopicI only want to drink hot chocolate. (a haiku)
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:04:15 AM
#3
*flicks fingers in applause*
TopicHow safe are the rona vaccines?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 2:00:20 AM
#21
Questionmarktarius posted...
vaccines or LCDs?
Studies that state the numbers you reference please.

A single study siting both their references is adequate.
TopicHow old were you when your last grandparent died?
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 1:58:05 AM
#16
However old I was last year
TopicMan, these last 14 days have been the longest in my entire life!
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 1:54:56 AM
#7
Crono99 posted...
FFS

*summons Bahamut on TC*
Oh shit!
TopicMan, these last 14 days have been the longest in my entire life!
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 1:54:16 AM
#6
R1masher posted...
You shoulda grew a beard on your neck
I cut that thing countless times. Jesus Christ! What's happened to me?! I'm aging at an incredibly accelerated rate!
TopicMan, these last 14 days have been the longest in my entire life!
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 1:52:36 AM
#3
Man, these last 28 days feel like it's been over 10 months!
TopicMan, these last 14 days have been the longest in my entire life!
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 1:50:59 AM
#1
Feels like it's been over 10 months!
TopicCalifornia to lift stay at home orders tomorrow
DDirtyDastard
01/25/21 1:49:17 AM
#4
What's the over-under on the amount of time the next mutation forces a new lockdown?
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