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TopicScenario: Your partner (who is very attractive) wants to try peeing on you.
JlM
01/15/21 10:17:10 AM
#40
I've done this many times. Feel good man.
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TopicDo you remember SmarterChild?
JlM
01/15/21 9:19:31 AM
#6
That feel when you log into AIM and the only person online is SmarterChild.
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TopicTikTok user revealed the BIGGEST Lion King easter egg OF ALL TIMES
JlM
01/15/21 8:32:36 AM
#4
Accept other lions
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TopicCuz I'm just a teenage __________ babyyy
JlM
01/15/21 8:24:53 AM
#4
Mutant ninja turtle
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TopicIs Pennsyvania mostly rural, or not?
JlM
01/14/21 2:49:11 PM
#13
Pennsylvania is pretty much Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west, and 1870 Alabama in between.
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Topicyo what should I do with leftover mashed potatoes
JlM
01/14/21 10:44:05 AM
#2
Just eat them, mate.
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TopicHow many peeps on CE do you know *Their real name*?
JlM
01/13/21 6:54:45 PM
#33
armandro posted...
what kind of idiot would use their real name on a message board


Yeah that sounds dumb as shit.
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TopicHow many peeps on CE do you know *Their real name*?
JlM
01/13/21 6:24:55 PM
#22
My name is Ivan, I'm Moscow bound.
My name is Ivan, my thoughts profound.
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TopicWhy impeach him if there are zero consequences?
JlM
01/13/21 4:48:26 PM
#4
There could be consequences. He could be disqualified from running again and could lose a six figure pension.
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Topicthey come to snuff the rooster
JlM
01/13/21 4:46:55 PM
#12
I THINK IT'S GONNA RAAAAAaaAAAaaiiiiiin
OoooOOOOHHH
WHEN I DIIIIIEEEE
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Topic$10 but you have to go on a date with a CEgal
JlM
01/12/21 6:02:15 PM
#19
Lost_All_Senses posted...
JlM posted...
Can my wife come?

I like where this is headed


You want in, brah?
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Topic$10 but you have to go on a date with a CEgal
JlM
01/12/21 5:55:40 PM
#16
Can my wife come?
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TopicWe need ASMR of someone farting slowly on the mic.
JlM
01/12/21 5:48:20 PM
#4
How much do you want to pay me?
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TopicOne of my dogs isn't doing well....
JlM
01/12/21 5:36:52 PM
#18
-Unowninator- posted...
AzurexNightmare posted...
Even if you decide not to get a dog again, or for a long time, know that other baby bois and girls are being played with right now by kids and many others and they're getting the love they deserve.

My other 2 dogs don't get along with other animals. Plus I could never replace Tanner. It just doesn't feel right.


Getting another pet IS NOT REPLACING. I can't stress this enough.
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TopicWhenever a Youtuber says "Be sure to like this video"
JlM
01/12/21 3:29:06 PM
#29
This thread made me go back and like every video on Jelle's Marble Runs.
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TopicYou're playing a game when she walks up to you and stands in front of the TV
JlM
01/12/21 12:50:15 PM
#4
Call animal control I guess.
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TopicOne Trump terrorist found dead in his home.
JlM
01/12/21 12:17:23 PM
#14
Doom_Art posted...
JlM posted...
He's in a better place now.
Ehhhhh....


I mean, if the choices are mucking about the capitol or dead on his floor....
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TopicOne Trump terrorist found dead in his home.
JlM
01/12/21 12:13:33 PM
#7
He's in a better place now.
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TopicOne of my dogs isn't doing well....
JlM
01/12/21 10:55:11 AM
#16
Sorry, bro. This sounds all too similar to what happened last year with the best pet I ever had.

Found a huge tumor that, even if they could have removed it, would take so much out of her that her quality of life would have been trash.

So we let her ride it out. When she started telling us she was hurting, we had a vet cone to the house to put her down. After the last appointment I promised her I would never make her get in the car again.

I did everything I could to baby her in those last few weeks. Her favorite foods, extra brush sessions, and just a lot of laying around together.

It's been almost one full year now and it still hurts like fuck. Its not going to ever feel good. But you have to remind yourself of the times that it did feel good.

Good luck, man. You'll be okay. It's going to really hurt for a while. Once you get back to normal, you'll get random days where it stings really bad. But you'll still be okay.

Also, give yourself as much time as you need, but don't let this keep you from loving another pet.
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TopicGirls plays harp in the forest, doesn't realize wild deer sneaking up to listen
JlM
01/11/21 8:15:03 AM
#8
There's another video of her playing Green Grass by Tom Waits where a deer sneaks up for a listen. Who knew deer were such harp enthusiasts?
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TopicThese songs hit no. 1 in 2012. Feeling old yet?
JlM
01/11/21 8:07:05 AM
#5
There's some bangers on that list tho
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TopicWhenever a Youtuber says "Be sure to like this video"
JlM
01/10/21 9:25:38 PM
#13
I dont think I've ever liked (or disliked) a video on YouTube.

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TopicNFL Playoffs Official Topic
JlM
01/10/21 8:29:08 PM
#82
Whelp.

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TopicWhat is your opinion of the state of Georgia?
JlM
01/10/21 7:55:48 PM
#17
I have two big hands
And a heart pumping blood
And a 1967 Colt .45
With a busted safety catch
The world shines
As I cross the Macon county line
Going to Georgia

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TopicIs Donald Trump dead?
JlM
01/08/21 9:59:41 PM
#4

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TopicThe President, on if he will attend the inauguration
JlM
01/08/21 10:58:43 AM
#12
Most Americans didn't want him at the last one either.
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Topicare you even british if you don't have the simpsons on TV at 6pm?
JlM
01/08/21 9:51:14 AM
#15
Listening to Off Menu and I'm for some reason surprised how popular Simpsons is over there. It never seemed to be mentioned much on all of the other British media I consumed. And considering the absurd number of panel shows I've watched, you'd think it would have come up more.
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TopicWonder what The Admiral would have said about yesterday
JlM
01/08/21 9:08:10 AM
#30
"I wonder what The Admiral would say"

Probably the N word.
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Topicare there any stores near you that sell a weird combination of items
JlM
01/07/21 11:22:25 AM
#2
There's a sandwich shop in the next town that sells and buys sports collectibles.
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TopicFuck Trump.
JlM
01/07/21 11:20:39 AM
#39
Yeah, fuck him right in his stupid fucking face. Fucking asshole.
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TopicWe have a POLICE CHASE!
JlM
01/07/21 11:08:11 AM
#12
That was pretty wild.
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TopicIced earth guitarist Jon Schaffer reportedly among capitol invaders
JlM
01/07/21 10:22:52 AM
#6
Anyone who's ever watched their mega cringe 9/11 inspired video "When The Eagle Cries" would have seen this coming.
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TopicMy wife is pregnant
JlM
01/07/21 8:53:27 AM
#37
This guy fucks.
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TopicWhich of these perfect women is LITERALLY the perfect woman?
JlM
01/07/21 8:52:25 AM
#35
I want to gargle AOC.
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TopicThe Simpsons with another relevant nugget of insight
JlM
01/07/21 8:51:00 AM
#3
Chex mix, atheists.
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Topicwhat do people mostly use snapchat for nowadays?
JlM
01/07/21 7:29:04 AM
#2
Dong pics I assume
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TopicCappadonna might have surpassed Big Bear
JlM
01/07/21 7:08:05 AM
#9
It's really hard to look at Cap and picture him throwing this cover together in paint and going "Yeah, that shit looks fire".
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TopicWhat's happening
JlM
01/06/21 7:35:39 PM
#2
Jefejonny posted...
Well


It's the Big Show
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TopicScenario: A dog walks up to and says 'I wasn't always a dog...'
JlM
01/06/21 6:50:43 PM
#9
Snake : "I onceeeeeeee wasssss a man, my name wasssss Larry.

Jussst kidding, I've alwaysssss been a sssnake."
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TopicA survey about the BBC
JlM
01/06/21 5:34:17 PM
#11
UnfairRepresent posted...
to understand how we can improve the BBC.



No feedback to give.
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Topictopic where I turn off the news and doodle your spirit animal instead
JlM
01/06/21 4:37:49 PM
#5
Gimmie spirit
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TopicITT: The undisputed best snack cracker. Don't @ me
JlM
01/06/21 4:19:33 PM
#2
When you're right, you're right.

Club crackers with smoked salmon, cream cheese, thin cucumber, little dab of sriracha.
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TopicPeacock is using the Office in their subscription tiers
JlM
01/06/21 12:49:47 PM
#11
I fucking hate them for locking Premier League behind this bullshit. I work too many Saturdays at this point for me to be willing to even subscribe. But when I do have off, I remember all of the games are on this bullshit and get pretty pissed off.
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TopicJoy Behar goes viral after dissing Meghan McCain.................
JlM
01/06/21 10:15:50 AM
#6
BuckVanHammer posted...
what does become whoopi mean?


New powerful form : Whoopi Platinumberg
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TopicShe looks at you and says 'Hey chief, wanna join me for a coffee?'
JlM
01/06/21 8:56:43 AM
#17
Choco posted...
key necklace. nice.

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TopicHoly shit $2000 checks are almost within our grasp boys
JlM
01/05/21 8:24:46 PM
#9
Yeah, I just bought a new Denon turntable, Denon receiver and Klipsch speakers, so I could use the extra cash. For a copy of Moon Colony Bloodbath.
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