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Jen0125 posted...

Are they very religious?

Theyre very religious, we can always hear her shouting Jesus daddy! From their room

Oh but the actual car didnt do that

no I want to be the car, not the people who made the movie

Idk I think Latin could have not been on there

Punk/ska

do I have to pick other

He doesnt really think theyre sexy? Or he just doesnt really tell you?

Joe_Biden posted...

are you going to digitally make her boobs smaller too

Does Herbie the love bug do that?

SilentSeph posted...

You: "Nintendo Switch needs Netflix"

Your opponent: "I disagree"

I would keep fighting them until everybody in a ten mile radius was dead

I really liked it and it made my girlfriend and I bust out the ol chess board

I wiped the floor with her

Jen you be Lindsey Lohan and Ill be herbie the love bug

JigsawTDC posted...

Four stars from where? Michelin only goes up to three stars and James Beard doesn't rate by star. I'm not aware of any other ranking system that would actually matter to anyone else.

Yelp

Yeah that was a little anticlimactic, but Im okay with how it turned out!

Idk what that means but its very ominous

LuciferSage posted...

I'm not a violent man but God has no use for a coward.

Who are you? I like you.

Yes.

signature dish? A meat a veggie and a starch

LuciferSage posted...

Big mistake trying to grab me from behind in the heat of the moment.

President

*all the other fourth graders snicker*

What are we scuffling over? Did this other gentleman and I both reach for the last gogurt and neither would relinquish rights to said gogurt?

because if this is the case I would never stop swinging until that man no longer had a breath in his mouth.

Everything is censored one way or another when it goes through the esrb or the mpaa

Dmess85 posted...

you're talking about smash brothers right?

Yeah Id smash them with all my brothers

Id smash all of them, but Id really give it to peach

I never played the multiplayer.. I dont think Id like that

Wow Jen, meads distant relative AND winters sisters boyfriend, and youre making jokes?

Jen, meads distant relative just died, this is not a time for jokes

So this is all three games, in a row, with all the dlc?

fuckin, yes please daddy

The Beatles

Also her boobies are online and they are pretty

BlackScythe0 posted...

lol edge lords acting like they don't know Paramore.

Ive seen paramore live like six times, I didnt read the original post I just saw the name

this all reminds me of no doubt and I fuckin love no doubt (and ska music in general)

Who?

Revelation34 posted...

Probably not illegal. Might be against HOA rules.

I bet it depends on the state

Revelation34 posted...

They should respond with a sign spelled out with lit Christmas lights that says "fuck off".

I feel like somehow then that becomes illegal

its just a really, really crazy thorough plan for Matt Damon to get on jimmy kimmel

Jen is like spirit, stallion of the Cimarron.

and by that I mean shes voiced by Matt Damon.

Everybody who cares about that need to quit worrying about other people

I dont WANT to drink aocs bath water, but I wouldnt say no

You sillies are going to get me suspended again for another six months because I made this topic.

and the word sillies was changed in that sentence because I legit think they would suspend me again for the littlest thing

SilentSeph posted...

I have no idea. We're on the same side of the coin here lol

Is it heads or tails

Jen0125 posted...

Wait why do you think I'm pregnant

I dont I just thought it would be funny

are you? Because then it would be ten times funnier

SilentSeph posted...

I guess they're Switching away from non-gaming entertainment?

Then why are Hulu, YouTube, and the anime one on there? And Hulu is OWNED by disney. So why no disney plus?

Thats pretty funny

at least two real kids arent missing

Wouldnt that be hilarious if the second coming of Jesus and the second immaculate conception was born from Jen, who has never wanted kids in her life?

I think I could make a sitcom about that

RCtheWSBC posted...

Daaaaaamn so that's why she's thirst trapping you. Well I believe Jen and now I'm jealous

You really going to believe somebody that claims to not want children, but is actually pregnant right now?!

SilentSeph posted...

Apparently Netflix is shutting down on the Wii U and 3DS later on in the year. I guess they just hate Netflix.

Okay what about hbo max and disney plus? Why are the switch the only platform in the entire god damn world that only has Hulu and YouTube?

Jen0125 posted...

Bonk

bonk indeed!

Im not hot

I'm lukewarm at best.

jen is the only person who has ever seen me on here though

RCtheWSBC posted...

Aw shucks. What games are you currently playing?

Donkey Kong tropical freeze and super Mario 35 are the only things Im playing on the switch currently. And Hulu and YouTube.

which reminds me Im way past due for my why the FUCK does the switch STILL not have Netflix? Topic

Jen0125 posted...

Are you still hot and single or what

I dont think I was ever the first thing

but no, I have a lady and she is nice and I like her

RCtheWSBC posted...

Hi @MICHALECOLE

Hi! I see you on my switch sometimes and it makes me miss you!

Jen0125 posted...

Rc please don't try to steal my boyfriend

Far-Queue posted...

Ohhhhh gotcha the thumb of course

Jesus how big is your thumb

Hot dog shaped body part

Different body part

SunWuKung420 posted...

6 months, wtf did you do? My child is due in 6 months.

I told somebody to eat something

I dont think it was worth six months, if you ask me.

and I also wonder what they stand to gain by telling people dont come on our website anymore for six months! Seems like a good way to lose traffic.

GrabASnickers posted...

Why don't you have an alt like everyone else

I tried to make one after the suspension but it was put in read only mode because I had a suspended account and then I was like alright fuck this

LinkPizza posted...

I missed you, MICHALECOLE!!!

Missed you too buddy. Youve always been like the number one dude that I feel like really shows how much they actually care about everybody on here, while the rest of us try to deny it (but really we actually care as much as you do but were too baller to show it)