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TopicBig tits matter!
mybbqrules
09/02/20 1:52:37 PM
#357
So_Hajile posted...


https://imgur.com/iY3MoJC
https://imgur.com/0gYvNwX
https://imgur.com/OPnzhqF
https://imgur.com/w9TVZU5
https://imgur.com/q2XKwwq
Tiktok really should just be renamed "The bounce your tits around with no bra app" at this point.

Not that I'm complaining.


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"Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin
TopicKyle Rittenhouse is a thug with a criminal record
mybbqrules
08/29/20 8:10:28 PM
#122
ReturnOfThaJedi posted...
Damn and hes a woman beater
https://twitter.com/anoncatanoncat/status/1299807228678017025?s=20
Wow, who would have thought that the flag-humping, cop sniffing, Trump slurping incel chud murderer would be fine with assaulting a woman without provocation?

He's like the personification of every bad cop stereotype.

And this is the right wing flavor of the month who the repubs are hitching their wagon to? This is their new "hero" who they want for our president? Lmao, good luck with those optics.


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"Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin
TopicFootage of Kyle Rittenhouse jumping a girl.
mybbqrules
08/29/20 8:01:33 PM
#41
Blue_Dream87 posted...
He wasn't jumping her he was just trying to clean some graffiti off the back of her head.

/s
Lmao.

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TopicBritish racist gets knocked the fuck out.
mybbqrules
08/28/20 1:33:19 AM
#171
YellowMustard69 posted...
Damn how did he manage to punch him so hard? Didn't seem like he was in good position.
It looks like he hit hit him right on the night-night button, which is a lateral punch to the jaw. That sets his head to bouncing around and his brain rattles around the inside of his skull like a bb in a coffee can.

It also helps the the punch was lightning fast.

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TopicDamn Jim Gaffigan has had enough of Republicans lol
mybbqrules
08/28/20 1:24:57 AM
#5
And now Im even more of a fan of Jim Gaffigan.

Hooooooot Pocket!

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TopicPeople who laugh at go brrr are stupid.
mybbqrules
08/28/20 1:17:21 AM
#73
https://brrr.money/

First time I saw that I damn near pissed myself laughing, because it's true. Can't get anything more than shoulder shrugs and "we cant afford it" when we ask for universal health care, but if the "rich person smiley line" goes down, the world is buried under a wave of hot new scratch and bloody republican tears as "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" echoes across the nation.

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TopicGamefaqs User LOSES Republican Primary..and he got ZERO VOTES!!
mybbqrules
08/23/20 12:54:10 PM
#40
CADE FOSTER posted...
https://i.imgur.com/NllikC9.jpg

god damn i would vote for her
And that's part of the problem. No one gives a fuck about what her policy is, its just "tits n' guns, wooooo!"

She appealing to the lowest common denominator.

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Topic19 year, who admits to doing revenge porn, wins Kansas Primary
mybbqrules
08/19/20 4:23:11 PM
#39
Kid should be removed from the running, and I say this a lefty who hates Trump.

ALL politicians need to be held accountable when they do wrong.

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Topic250,000 Bikers to Defy Common Sense for Nine Days at Sturgis Rally
mybbqrules
08/07/20 7:55:03 PM
#32
Tired-Insomniac posted...
America doesn't deserve to survive COVID-19
Imagine how things would be going if the Mango Moron had come out immediately saying "This is very contagious. Wear masks, practice social distancing, wash your hands. And here is Dr. Fauci with more information."

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TopicLook at what my conservative cousin just posted on facebook
mybbqrules
08/07/20 7:34:41 PM
#18
There are no statues of Hitler in Germany and everyone in Germany remembers exactly who Hitler was and what he did.

I'm sorry your racist cousin is honking about "muh heritage".

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TopicICE agents complain about Nazi comparisons, say they're only enforcing the laws
mybbqrules
07/30/20 12:44:09 AM
#22
ICE: *resents nazi comparison*

Also ICE: *literally uses nazi's excuse for murdering millions of jews*

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TopicVirgin guy gets mad at virgin girl for not lactating after sex
mybbqrules
07/30/20 12:00:38 AM
#60
TheMikh posted...
dude's been consuming too much hentai
This.

Dude probably believes that when you ejaculate it comes out like an eight headed hydra and makes a "fff-tssssshh" noise too.

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TopicTexas...looking pretty good. Bad news for the 'Shut it all Down' Democrats.
mybbqrules
07/29/20 10:41:46 PM
#21
I don't know about you guys, but the first person I think to ask about Corona strategy is the woman who did a literal nazi salute on stage at the RNC.

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TopicWhat's the worst picture of Donald Trump?
mybbqrules
07/29/20 10:35:44 PM
#46



This smug looking one where he looks like a baby enjoying the warmth from his filled diaper.


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"Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin
Topic'member when Joker was a gangster and not an old edgelord thrown into society?
mybbqrules
07/29/20 5:27:52 PM
#34
MrNintendo1213 posted...
That's the joke.

Everyone knows what Mario and Pac man are, this is obvious satire.
Ah. I've never seen that thing before today. Makes sense that its satire. Of course satire has been dead and buried for almost 4 years now, so its hard to tell any more.

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TopicDang, 90s fighting game CPUs really are horseshit.
mybbqrules
07/29/20 5:11:42 PM
#20
RetsuZaiZen posted...
Always killed me how the player has to charge attacks by holding back or another specific button but the cpu literally never had to charge.

How the fuck is the CPU pulling off back to back to back flash kicks and sonic booms?
Most egregious example of this I can remember is Street Fighter 2 for the SNES. Balrog and Bison could do endless Dash Punches/Scissor Kicks in the corner one after the other with about 1/2 second between them. Both moves were 2 second charge moves.

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TopicWould you have sexual intercourse with Brie Larson?
mybbqrules
07/29/20 5:04:56 PM
#30
Absolutely. She does seem like an abrasive, bitchy person sometimes, but I'm pretty sure that would not be at the forefront of my mind.

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"Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin
TopicSuper Mario Bros. 3 vs Super Mario World
mybbqrules
07/29/20 4:55:13 PM
#47
FortuneCookie posted...
Super Mario Bros. 3
+ Raccoon tail is cooler than the cape
+ The game offers additional power-ups such as Hammer Bros. suit and Frog suit
+ The fight with Bowser is better (at least thematically)
+ Peach interacts with Mario between worlds
+ Characters have dialogue boxes which are subject to change
+ There are several types of Hammer Bros.
- The music is the weakest of the series (I dare you to hum the World 1-1 theme without looking it up)
- Most of the levels are short

Super Mario World
+ Yoshi is the best Mario power-up of all time and an awesome standalone character
+ The map is interactive
+ The enemies are varied and imaginative, even when compared with those of Super Mario Bros. 3
+ There's always a new secret to discover
+ The Boo Buddies have been joined by the Big Boo
+ Chargin' Chucks offer a lot of variety and function sort of like mini-bosses
+ The game has a battery backup save feature
+ The game has dino-sawrs!
+ Levels feel expansive
+ That music kicks so much ass. Seriously, that castle theme is amazing.
- Three out of the eight Koopa boss fights are rehashes
- The imaginative Hammer Bros. types have been replaced by a single bland Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bro. (To be fair, Chargin' Chucks function as this game's version of Hammer Bros.)
- for a place called Dinosaur World, it really doesn't have that many types of dinosaurs
- Luigi doesn't get mentioned for his accomplishments (Poor Luigi)
- Toad? Who's that?

It's close, but I have to rule in favor of Super Mario World. Had Yoshi not been in the game, things might've been different. I mean, come on. Who doesn't like Yoshi? Half the enemies trying to kill him admit to his cuteness and general likableness. I'm sorry about Toad's absence, but I don't think anybody's gonna choose Toad over Yoshi. Not unless they're playing Mario Kart.
Imagine thinking that World's music was better than 3.

World's music is literally 8 variations of the same theme. You're thinking of it right now as I'm typing this.

Daaah dah du nun da naaaaah.

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Topic'member when Joker was a gangster and not an old edgelord thrown into society?
mybbqrules
07/29/20 4:52:14 PM
#25
Rolling my eyes at that first one.

*listed as "ancient gamer"*

*posts Halo and Gears of War as the games of an ancient gamer*

Foh. True "ancient gamers" would have games like Pong, Pac-Man, Pitfall, Super Mario Bros, Duck Hunt, etc.

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Topicmy phone updated and i swear it made every key slightly smaller
mybbqrules
07/28/20 4:27:03 PM
#8
Proofpyros posted...
Maybe because I can't remember if it was different but I swear it is

My keyboard looks just like that, and 90% of the time if I hit space with my right thumb while typing it puts either an N or a period instead. It's annoying to type a paragraph and then look back and see 67 corrections I need to make.

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TopicGay Trump supporter is surprised that Trump is not supportive of gay couples.
mybbqrules
07/20/20 9:55:12 PM
#39
Imagine taking anything the mango dipshit says at face value.

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TopicProtestors disrupt Florida Governor Ron DeSantis at latest press briefing.
mybbqrules
07/20/20 6:08:11 PM
#26
Friendly reminder that Florida fired a coronavirus research scientist for not altering numbers to make the data look better.

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TopicCrooked Hillary to 2016 voters: I tried to warn you bitches.
mybbqrules
07/20/20 6:03:20 PM
#44
420TwiZtiD420 posted...
We would be in the same place if she won. Let's be real.
Imagine believing this.

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