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TopicSam is looking kinda chonk in the new season of cobra kai
HagenEx
01/02/21 6:26:19 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
found out she has diabetes, is why =(

Sweet.

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TopicWeekly reminder that Cyberpunk 2077 is a 4/10 game
HagenEx
01/02/21 6:24:28 PM
#69
That's okay, TC, you're a 4/10 human being.

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TopicWow, I forgot how awful an actress Gal Gadot is
HagenEx
01/02/21 6:23:43 PM
#14
Still better than Brie Larson.

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TopicCobra Kai, never die
HagenEx
01/02/21 6:23:13 PM
#7
Touch posted...
Kobe Tai, never die.

Too soon.

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TopicSo what do you expect Jan 6th?, Trump called it "Wild".
HagenEx
01/02/21 6:21:02 PM
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I don't know, but I bet it's not gonna be as wild as what's coming tomorrow.

I think Iran is gonna do some shenanigans to commemorate the death of Soleimani.

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TopicLiterally a new Cobra Kai season tonight and no topic about it *spoilers*
HagenEx
01/02/21 6:18:06 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
How can you not like Miguel?

He turned into a douche, got what he deserved.

I want him to not ever walk again, but knowing the type of show CK is, he'll probably recover fully and win some tournament in the last episode of the series.

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TopicLiterally a new Cobra Kai season tonight and no topic about it *spoilers*
HagenEx
01/02/21 6:12:03 PM
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I enjoyed the first two seasons, but I feel like Nostalgia can only carry a series so far. The show is filled with truly AWFUL characters, it's hard to care about anyone other than the two protagonists.

It needs to end with a fight between the two OGs. I literally can't give a single fuck about any of the kids.

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TopicREVIVE 2: Dark Cloud, Time Splitters, Jet Moto,Tenchu, Syphon Filter, Onimusha.
HagenEx
01/02/21 6:06:36 PM
#33
Tenchu & Syphon Filter.

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TopicWorst job class nominations topic in the FF series
HagenEx
01/02/21 6:05:21 PM
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Hmm... This is a tough one. I'll have to vote for FF1 Thief here.

Truly useless.

At least Archers in FFT can be used to cheese a couple of stages.

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TopicLarry King hospitalized with COVID
HagenEx
01/02/21 4:30:44 PM
#8
That's rough, having had so many health problems before. Hope he pulls through.

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TopicMy sex life is like my gaming life
HagenEx
01/02/21 9:35:05 AM
#21
Filled with Microtransactions?

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TopicWhy does Superman have a goofy name?
HagenEx
01/02/21 8:49:26 AM
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Cobra1010 posted...
Wolverine sounds cool.

Fun fact: In Latin America, Wolverine is known as "Guepardo" (Cheetah in english). In Spain, it is known as "Lobezno" (The pup of a wolf).

In neither translation it is called Glotn, which is the spanish name for the Wolverine.

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TopicShe walks up to you and says "I heard you talking shit"
HagenEx
01/02/21 7:53:09 AM
#13
Gross.

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TopicImagine accepting a public defender.
HagenEx
01/01/21 9:02:23 PM
#7
Orlando_Jordan

Nunzio.


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TopicIndia has largest strike in history - 250 million people
HagenEx
01/01/21 8:50:05 PM
#12
Dumbasses.

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TopicWhat's a funny misheard lyric you heard in a song?
HagenEx
01/01/21 3:01:04 PM
#14
Sweet dreams are made of cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

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TopicWho is the BEST Villain in the FF series?
HagenEx
01/01/21 2:22:35 PM
#21
Kefka will probably win, but I would have voted for Cid Aulstyne from FF Type-0.

Out of the ones on that list, Vayne Carudas Solidor is my pick, FF12 had a bunch of truly awful characters, but Vayne was top notch as a main villain in the little time he had in the spotlight.

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TopicWhich is your favorite call of duty campaign of all time?
HagenEx
01/01/21 10:31:30 AM
#21
The original Modern Warfare, without a doubt.

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TopicKarl Jobst, Speedrunner and community spokesman, gives verdict on Dream scandal.
HagenEx
01/01/21 9:24:24 AM
#36
15 million people though.

FIFTEEN.

It's hard to take down someone of that magnitude. He's also sending his flock of mindless followers to attack the people that ousted him.

So he's baby a manchild. A very famous one, but a manchild nevertheless.

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TopicActress Alison Brie: I pissed myself on Mad Men!
HagenEx
12/31/20 10:10:01 PM
#33
Piss on me Alison Brie.

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TopicITT: Post games where you died A LOT.
HagenEx
12/31/20 9:57:38 PM
#24
Let me check my counters...

Dead Cells: 3711 deaths.
Slay The Spire: 2263 deaths combined among all 4 characters.
Darkest Dungeon and Rimworld, lost count of how many characters I lost.

Those 4 games are my most played this year.

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TopicGirl Voted most BEAUTIFUL in the WORLD at 10 shows off her MASSIVE BOOBS!! Hot??
HagenEx
12/31/20 9:55:06 PM
#23
A bit too skinny for me but yeah, she's hot.

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TopicImagine being hella fucking active on CE during new years eve lmfao
HagenEx
12/31/20 9:49:59 PM
#12
Got da Covid. It's either fool around here or sleep. And I'm not sleepy.

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Topicwhat was your first Steam game if you remember?
HagenEx
12/31/20 8:37:22 PM
#14
EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
Counter-Strike: Condition Zero



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TopicSo what kind of booze do y'all got stocked up to celebrate the death of 2020?
HagenEx
12/31/20 7:27:52 PM
#49
Currently with COVID so I can't drink, but I salute you peeps with a glass of Apple Juice.

Don't drink and drive though.

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TopicResetEra is shit talking about us again
HagenEx
12/31/20 7:26:11 PM
#15
To be fair, whatever they say about us, we deserve it. We have gimmick accounts, shitty mods and insufferable people.

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TopicHow do people find Jeff Dunham funny?
HagenEx
12/31/20 7:25:19 PM
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If you people want to really get offended, go hard. Lisa Lampanelli, Jim Jefferies early shit (his bit about his disabled friend and a stripclub is legendary), Jimmy Carr, etc.

Dunham is child's play.

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TopicExpanse episode 5 *spoilers*
HagenEx
12/31/20 7:21:05 PM
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TopicHow do people find Jeff Dunham funny?
HagenEx
12/31/20 7:16:38 PM
#17
tote_all posted...
You mean the most blatantly racist character?

95% of every black comedian's routine is comprised of some sort of racist shit.

Doesn't make Chapelle, Chris Rock or Katt Williams any less funny.

It's comedy.

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TopicHow do people find Jeff Dunham funny?
HagenEx
12/31/20 7:08:09 PM
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Walter is great. So is Peanut.

Achmed is hit or miss, and the bit with his son was cringe af.

The rest of the characters I don't care about.

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TopicList video games with main characters who are cannibals
HagenEx
12/31/20 5:49:37 PM
#11
InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Well, with the eat command, every character in FF8 can become a cannibal.

It's called Devour.

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TopicMF Doom has passed away
HagenEx
12/31/20 5:27:31 PM
#11
God fucking dammit, was just listening to some of his stuff yesterday.

RIP.

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TopicKarl Jobst, Speedrunner and community spokesman, gives verdict on Dream scandal.
HagenEx
12/31/20 5:24:58 PM
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Demon1050 posted...
I remember back in like 2003 when Karl's young immature attitude turned him into a huge dick getting him banned IIRC off of speeding running sites and shit. He was obviously a virgin nobody at the time and he let his speedrunning success get to his head.

Now he's much older and not only smart as hell but still a godly speedrunner and apparently getting pretty good money on YT. Glad to see the man turn his life around from a virgin loser to a badass alpha that has it all. World would be a better place if everyone had the drive to improve themselves instead of remaining a sore little beta bitch that blames the world for their failures.

Salute, Karl!

Well, in 2003 he was 16 years old.

Any 16 year old with a world record in one of the biggest videogames back during those years would act like he did. Glad to see he's changed his ways and now is a (wait for it...) ABSOLUTE LEGEND.

Lol.

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TopicWhat do you think about this guy's Youtube channel?
HagenEx
12/31/20 12:48:56 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/c/SpecialBooksbySpecialKids/videos

Is it a good thing that such a channel exists? Some people have bashed him for profiting off these people with rare diseases.

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TopicPSA: Pirating new video games is wrong.
HagenEx
12/31/20 12:42:33 PM
#5
Shut the fuck up.

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TopicWho is the WORST Character in the FF series?
HagenEx
12/31/20 12:38:06 PM
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Don't understand the hate for Hope tbh. He's the best healer in the game, and his backstory isn't as bad as Amarant's for example.

But w/e, CE's hate boner for everything FFXIII related continues.

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Topicwhats your last feel good meal for dec. 31st before new year diet?
HagenEx
12/31/20 9:09:22 AM
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Venezuelan style Chinese Fried Rice, Hallacas, Chicken Salad and Pan de Jamn.

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Topicits now OFFICIALLY 2021
HagenEx
12/31/20 9:06:27 AM
#5
Where? Australia or something?

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TopicSpeedrunner Apollo Legend found dead after posting suicide note online
HagenEx
12/31/20 8:37:00 AM
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Well, he was right though. The speedrun community is indeed full of the shittiest people to ever live.

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TopicI dreamed today that Andy Serkis was playing Cable in a Deadpool reboot
HagenEx
12/31/20 8:32:25 AM
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Now that I think about it... I don't actually know if it was a reboot. Could have been Deadpool 3.

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TopicI dreamed today that Andy Serkis was playing Cable in a Deadpool reboot
HagenEx
12/31/20 8:31:25 AM
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Infinite 2003 posted...
Deadpool reboot

WHY??

The fuck would I know, I have no control over it.

Sadly I don't know or don't remember who was playing Deadpool.

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Topic19 y/o Australian tennis player turns to OF to fund her career
HagenEx
12/31/20 8:30:42 AM
#34
Damn she's got a nice ass.

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TopicImagine spending new years eve with her
HagenEx
12/31/20 8:29:12 AM
#6
No thank you. I prefer my InstaTHOTs with big asses and titties.

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TopicHow does the COVID loss of taste work?
HagenEx
12/31/20 8:27:41 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
I lost both taste and smell. There was literally no sense at all. It was super strange. Still felt like I was eating, there was just no taste.

Did it come back at all? Cause I've known people that can't smell or taste months after being clear of it.

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TopicHow does the COVID loss of taste work?
HagenEx
12/31/20 8:18:41 AM
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Well, I didn't get loss of taste, but I did get loss of smell.

NOTHING smells like anything. Vinegar especially, it hurt my nostrils because it's fucking vinegar, but I didn't smell anything from it, like... It was very, very weird.

What's even weirder was, my sense of taste was not affected at all. That's crazy, since I was always under the impression that smell played a significant part in what food tastes like. That didn't happen to me.

So yeah, once again, COVID is fucking weird.

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TopicSameera Khan is really mad at AOC.
HagenEx
12/31/20 8:14:42 AM
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I like this Sameera chick. She must be crazy wild in bed.

And yeah, AOC is a fucking bitch, this isn't news.

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