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TopicPlease make "I don't care," trolling...
Paragon21XX
01/24/21 4:30:43 PM
#13
Care, I do not

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TopicWWYD: You're transformed into a seat cushion...
Paragon21XX
01/24/21 1:39:02 PM
#7
Can I make whoopee cushion sound effects?

UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't think a seat cushion can do anything

You're just dead

This hypothetical is not any more detached from reality than the ones you've come up with.
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TopicVegan ticktoker attempts to shame Gordan Ramsay into veganism
Paragon21XX
01/24/21 1:14:15 PM
#15
lemondrop7 posted...
Meat is murder

Delicious murder
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TopicShould the US government criminalize spreading misinformation on social media?
Paragon21XX
01/24/21 1:10:24 PM
#16
La li lu le lo
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Topiccancel student lonez when?
Paragon21XX
01/23/21 7:18:26 PM
#4
You are asking the federal government, the absolute masters of "Corrupt a Wish," to forgive your student loans?

Federal government: "granted, but your forgiven student loan still counts as taxable income, and the taxes you now owe are due with your 2020 tax return."

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TopicThe average car payment in America ranges from $390 to $550, yikes!
Paragon21XX
01/23/21 2:17:07 PM
#25
EricDraven59 posted...
By the way it should be illegal for car insurance to be mandatory. While every other insurance is optional. Imagine you drive your whole life without an accident, thats like 50 thousand dollars or more you gave to a company for literally nothing. Someone should take this to the supreme court i think, no insurance should be mandatory
Being forced to have liability coverage is not about you: it's about the other person's life and even family you could potentially ruin (through serious injury or death) if you didn't have it.

So if you don't want to pay for car insurance, move to New Hampshire where it is optional.

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TopicWhat is Sonic's middle name?
Paragon21XX
01/23/21 2:03:29 PM
#9
Sonic isn't his real first name either: it's Olgilvie.
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TopicThere is a 50.7% ($2.40) price diff between Pedialyte and off-brand
Paragon21XX
01/23/21 1:41:22 PM
#7
I wouldn't buy anything grape-flavored to start with.
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TopicHow do you guys hide the cord when installing a dash cam?
Paragon21XX
01/21/21 11:26:40 PM
#3
Pull the trim out halfway, tuck the cord in, and push the trim back in, or just have a professional car electronics shop hide the cord behind the trim for you.

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TopicIt's official! I'm moving to Arizona in March of this year!
Paragon21XX
01/21/21 10:40:28 PM
#21
AtilisGym posted...
I'm looking forward to buying a lot of guns and magazines. :)
With Democrats controlling both the executive and legislative branches of the federal government for the next 2 years or more, you had better act quickly.

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Topicshould i try the sushi from wal-mart
Paragon21XX
01/21/21 10:13:54 PM
#4
Kroger sushi is as low as I'm willing to go.

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TopicBiden Appears to Have Removed Trump's Diet Coke Button From the Oval Office
Paragon21XX
01/21/21 10:11:56 PM
#32
You mean Obama's Diet Coke button.


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TopicJust for the record, proper chili DOES NOT have beans in it.
Paragon21XX
01/21/21 8:56:44 PM
#25
AlBundy33 posted...
There is a reason the canned chili with no beans is more expensive than the dog shit with beans, just sayin
Beans are less expensive than meat?

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TopicJust for the record, proper chili DOES NOT have beans in it.
Paragon21XX
01/21/21 8:52:02 PM
#22
Buzz Killjoy posted...
That is something Texas chili elitists like to say but never back up with memorable chili.
Indeed. I'll start believing it only when Texans can actually make better chili than my family does. Until then, beans are considered an authorized ingredient of chili (except for hotdog chili, bean-free is mandatory).

"White" chili on the other hand is burn-at-the-stake heresy regarding all things chili. Whoever came up with that soup and called it "chili" should have their bones dug up and burned in a public display.

AlBundy33 posted...
Proper chili:
1. Meat
2. Tomato sauce
3. Spices
4. Cheese
5. Chili seasoning
6. ???
7. Profit
Cheese is a topping, not an ingredient. No further discussion.

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TopicThe reign of the hell ant.
Paragon21XX
01/21/21 5:46:50 PM
#4
Strider102 posted...
Is this a Murder Hornet situation?

Maybe if some lab were to resurrect the species from extinction for closer study and they somehow got loose.
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TopicUnder Trump, we got 1800 in stimmys. Under Biden? 0 so far
Paragon21XX
01/21/21 4:35:40 PM
#28
Medussa posted...
since Trump sabotaged the USPS to the point that i still haven't gotten my second stimulus, i'm just gonna go ahead and give Biden credit for it when it actually gets here. it's only fair.

It's only USPS's fault if the check was mailed off and still hasn't arrived. The more likely case is that the IRS held yours back because they wouldn't be able to meet the January 15 deadline for the 2020 tax year and you'll have to claim it through the tax return process.
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TopicHow do you like your steak?
Paragon21XX
01/21/21 4:06:47 PM
#16
Medium rare when the cut has plenty of marbling and fat on the edges, more on the rare side when it is very lean. Never any more or less done.
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TopicYour reaction: Your daughter's boyfriend is an artificial robot that she made.
Paragon21XX
01/21/21 3:11:35 PM
#9
But can B.R.A.D. impregnate her to provide me with grandchildren? If not, then it goes straight to an electronics recycling center.
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TopicBreaking (wind) news: womens farts smell worse than mens.
Paragon21XX
01/20/21 11:57:15 PM
#17
They must really want that Ig Nobel Prize.

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TopicDo you think there is a correlation between racist beliefs and low intelegnce?
Paragon21XX
01/20/21 11:28:52 PM
#17
low intelegnce


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TopicExcuse me, but where in The Bible does it shun masturbation?
Paragon21XX
01/20/21 4:01:07 PM
#21
CouldBeAnAlt posted...
There's something about not spilling your seed on the ground or some shit

Wrong interpretation. Onan was only guilty in rejecting his duties in a levirate marriage with Tamar by making a last second decision to refuse to impregnate her (levirate marriage is the antiquated tradition of taking your brother's wife in the event he dies without an heir and having a child with her that is to be raised as your brother's successor and not your own).

The main prohibition in the bible is as another has already said: lusting after a woman that is not your own wife.
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TopicHistory is Kamala not Biden
Paragon21XX
01/20/21 12:19:41 PM
#14
Tyranthraxus posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
That's not wrong.

Too bad the VP historically has very little power.

This VP however gets to tiebreak the Senate.

Manchin: *laughs*
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TopicAre you watching the inauguration?
Paragon21XX
01/20/21 11:23:51 AM
#4
No, I'm at work.
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TopicAsk this guy anything without that fifth symbol of our way of talking.
Paragon21XX
01/20/21 9:20:23 AM
#2
Your thoughts on this vid?
https://youtu.be/dfdGd31gNjI
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TopicCheese is optional on a pizza.
Paragon21XX
01/18/21 5:31:59 PM
#24
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
lww99 posted...
Burgers and pizza both require cheese. You have to specify, but it should just be obvious

If it were obvious than a lactose intolerant person could get a cheeseburger by mistake when ordering a burger.

Aged cheese (as opposed to green cheese) should have low enough lactose that a single cheeseburger or slice of pizza should not cause issues.
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TopicMayonnaise is a garbage tier condiment
Paragon21XX
01/18/21 5:23:58 PM
#55
AlBundy33 posted...
No that goes to mayonnaise, mustard has tons of uses, mayonnaise has like 1

https://youtu.be/6b4bgB9EqaE
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TopicCheese is optional on a pizza.
Paragon21XX
01/18/21 4:56:29 PM
#9
This is such a pizza-tier topic.

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TopicMayonnaise is a garbage tier condiment
Paragon21XX
01/18/21 4:05:05 PM
#41
What's the matter? Too spicy for you?

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TopicHow does Catdog poop?
Paragon21XX
01/18/21 1:54:03 PM
#13
Scientifically Accurate Catdog answers this in a very horrific way.
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TopicDo you expect radical changes in Mass Effect 1 In the Remaster
Paragon21XX
01/16/21 2:59:57 AM
#25
DavidZ2844 posted...
Put the name of the game in spoiler tags, Im too curious about it at this point, no going back now
I believe he is referencing Final Fantasy 7 Remake.

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TopicThoughts about accounts with anime avatars?
Paragon21XX
01/15/21 11:04:17 PM
#8
I don't even look at avatars.
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TopicYou can see your own future by paying with your lifespan
Paragon21XX
01/15/21 11:02:39 PM
#11
Look 1 day ahead for the winning lotto numbers of the next billion dollar jackpot and buy them.
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TopicYou can't say animaniacs without saying anime.
Paragon21XX
01/15/21 10:47:04 PM
#8
-nih-may-knee-acts
ah-knee-meh

I disagree. They don't sound all that much alike.

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TopicDo you see a problem with this image?
Paragon21XX
01/15/21 9:30:09 PM
#17
Well, here's an article giving the image a bit more context:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-24/why-the-internet-loves-this-pennsylvania-rest-stop

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TopicQUICK!! Post the inside of your PC. No cleaning up, no dusting.
Paragon21XX
01/15/21 8:53:01 PM
#24
Desktop:


HTPC:


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TopicTikTok user revealed the BIGGEST Lion King easter egg OF ALL TIMES
Paragon21XX
01/15/21 1:08:35 PM
#56
Blue_Target posted...
Doesn't that skull look too tiny to be a lion's?

Because it looks to be a baboon's skull instead (obviously not Rafiki's).
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TopicWYR: Earn $0.01 every time you took a step or $1 every time you jump
Paragon21XX
01/15/21 10:28:21 AM
#15
MaddenDude-- posted...
Jumping is the easy answer. No question.

Unless you have feet like mine and easily develop plantar fasciitis.
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TopicPlease Help! I found this picture outside of Walmart.
Paragon21XX
01/14/21 4:25:26 PM
#5
Did a reverse image search to see if the owner has ever uploaded it at some point before losing it and it seems that the famous actor Michael J. Fox seems to know something about it. Why don't you ping him on his Twitter account to see what he's learned about it so far?

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TopicH.R.1 has been introduced. Seems pretty good.
Paragon21XX
01/13/21 4:08:31 PM
#20
Doom_Art posted...
Ending Gerrymandering

Gerrymandering is not something that can be adequately fixed as long as congressional districts exist in the first place.

The only viable way to fix the problem is to switch to at-large party ballots with seats awarded to parties based on percentage of popular vote. This would also have the beneficial effect of 3rd parties being much more viable options. Primaries could be used to determine the order that seats are awarded instead of picking the most popular candidate at the time.

Questionmarktarius posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Jefferson system
google has failed me here.

Another name for the D'Hondt method I believe.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%27Hondt_method
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TopicOne good thing came from covid
Paragon21XX
01/13/21 3:06:07 PM
#6
Naysaspace posted...
urinal anxiety is a sign of a weak man

Observing proper urinal etiquette is not "a sign of a weak man."
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TopicCan you believe the British actually call cookies... "biscuits"?
Paragon21XX
01/13/21 2:53:48 PM
#16
What the British imagine when they hear "biscuits and gravy"



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TopicI like netorare hentai
Paragon21XX
01/13/21 12:00:25 PM
#11
*judging intensifies*
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TopicShould authors write minorities if they arent that minority?
Paragon21XX
01/13/21 11:24:20 AM
#10
As long as the minority character is nowhere being a walking stereotype, there's no foul committed by the character's inclusion.
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TopicDear people, quit buying up all the boneless chicken thighs
Paragon21XX
01/13/21 1:37:19 AM
#5
No. Breast meat is just awful.

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TopicPulse Red controller color announced by Microsoft
Paragon21XX
01/11/21 2:17:14 PM
#4
Eww...

Design Lab XSX controllers when?
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TopicGot my first ever speeding ticket today.
Paragon21XX
01/11/21 2:00:25 PM
#12
Zazabar posted...
Be careful of those moving violations. Your insurance is gonna go up for the next couple years until it disappears from your record.

Or he could take a defensive driving class and have it expunged immediately.
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