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| Topic | I found an old book with a very strange message written inside; |
| Tom Clark 02/03/21 5:55:41 AM #9 | I don't want to alarm you, but I think you're haunted now. You need a young priest and an old priest. --- |
| Topic | I hate Crash Bandicoot 4. |
| Tom Clark 02/03/21 5:38:37 AM #5 | I really enjoy it. I knew from the second level that I was never going to bother trying for the 100%, though, fuck that. --- |
| Topic | George RR Martin: I wrote hundreds and hundreds of pages of THE WINDS OF WINTER |
| Tom Clark 02/03/21 3:51:38 AM #25 | |
| Topic | Anyone play the shit out of Toy Story for PS1/N64 |
| Tom Clark 02/03/21 3:39:27 AM #8 | I had the demo for Toy Story 2 on one of the discs from Official UK PlayStation Magazine - I remember being super impressed that you could see the reflection of Buzz's face on the inside of the helmet, haha. I didn't give it a huge amount of play, though, because MTV Snowboarding was also on that disc, and I played that one course to death. .  --- |
| Topic | RE4's PAL boxart is the best out of any game i have ever seen. |
| Tom Clark 02/03/21 3:11:39 AM #46 | AlisLandale posted... What I love about the box art to Phalanx is that its a truly brilliant interpretation of the games complex mythology disguised as comedic surrealism, a veil only lifted when dedicated players explore the intricacies of the Phalanx adventure and realize how its many twists and turns have been so perfectly encapsulated by the image of a pudgy, elderly gentleman with a banjo Was gonna post Phalanx, haha. It's enigmatic. It's mysterious. It's artistic. It transcends what we think of as "gaming" and becomes something altogether more zen. What joys and experiences await you when you boot this game up? You just have to know. Magnificent. --- |
| Topic | My Pillow guy has a meltdown on Newsmax. Newsmax has to reduce his mic |
| Tom Clark 02/02/21 5:56:01 PM #24 | The guy in the middle just straight up bailing on the interview, with the brief moment when the camera just focuses on his empty chair, is excellent. --- |
| Topic | The lawyers for Trump misspelled United States in opening brief |
| Tom Clark 02/02/21 1:09:48 PM #7 | |
| Topic | Massive Xbox announcement |
| Tom Clark 02/02/21 1:07:31 PM #4 | |
| Topic | New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits |
| Tom Clark 02/02/21 11:33:00 AM #9 | |
| Topic | Captain Sir Tom Moore has died |
| Tom Clark 02/02/21 11:17:40 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Atelier Mysterious Trilogy Deluxe Pack announced for PC, Switch, and PS4 |
| Tom Clark 02/02/21 11:07:03 AM #10 | |
| Topic | Was it a shitty thing to not include Screech in Saved by da Bell reboot? |
| Tom Clark 02/02/21 9:07:51 AM #13 | JE19426 posted... Make it a gag. Have him introduced as a awkward, bumbling loser. Then about half way through the show have his hot supermodel girlfriend turn up in his ultra expensive sports car, and reveal he only still seemed awkward due to being nervous about meeting his old friends again. That could work to be fair. --- |
| Topic | Was it a shitty thing to not include Screech in Saved by da Bell reboot? |
| Tom Clark 02/02/21 8:58:58 AM #10 | Ivynn posted... Did you have to curse the rest of us with this knowledge tho Not sure if it makes it better or worse, but he later said that he hired a stunt double for the sex tape, rather than doing it himself. --- |
| Topic | It's only 10am and already we're buying me new toys with work budget |
| Tom Clark 02/02/21 8:46:50 AM #9 | |
| Topic | Was it a shitty thing to not include Screech in Saved by da Bell reboot? |
| Tom Clark 02/02/21 8:46:12 AM #5 | Even putting aside Dustin on a personal level, Screech would be a hard character to bring back. If they kept him as an awkward, bumbling loser into his adulthood then it would be a bit depressing really, but if they brought him back as someone who had come good in the end then there wouldn't be enough that was recognisable about the character to make it worth bringing him back. For example, if Family Matters came back and Urkel was a forty-something but still Did I Do That-ing while dressed like clown vomit, it wouldn't be funny, it would just make him look damaged, but if he'd turned into a functioning adult then it wouldn't really be recognisable as Urkel - some character archetypes only work as children/teens. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm sure Dustin's antics in the last twenty years are the sole reason why he never got brought back, but it's the right call either way. Although full disclosure, I haven't seen the new series, so what do I know? Maybe all the characters are behaving just like they did as teens... --- |
| Topic | Remember when House got to Level 4? |
| Tom Clark 02/02/21 5:31:42 AM #14 | |
| Topic | Trump's Economic Adviser Says GameStop Drama Shows People Shouldn't Get Stimulus |
| Tom Clark 02/02/21 5:13:32 AM #3 | |
| Topic | There's a weird house here and I'm hoping someone can help me figure it out. |
| Tom Clark 02/01/21 3:49:36 PM #28 | Doom_Art posted... When I drove by the house, however there were two cars parked in the driveway They know you're on to them. Someone from here has ratted you out. --- |
| Topic | Mega Man 11 was bad |
| Tom Clark 02/01/21 3:06:28 PM #4 | |
| Topic | RIP Dustin "Screech" Diamond |
| Tom Clark 02/01/21 2:08:26 PM #9 | Yeah, this all feels like it's happened very fast (though presumably he knew before he announced it). RIP --- |
| Topic | Do the brits teally call pop fizzy drink? |
| Tom Clark 02/01/21 12:48:13 PM #9 | Yeah, fizzy drink is a fairly popular term. We do use "pop" as well, but that tends to mainly be used when describing the tiny cheap bottles that you give to little kids. --- |
| Topic | Final Fantasy IX's ending hits so hard. (Heavy spoilers) |
| Tom Clark 02/01/21 11:42:01 AM #50 | CouldBeAnAlt posted... He literally does come out of nowhere just because he ties in to themes of death doesn't make him any less of an asspull This, really. A giant, floating, neverbefore-mentioned metaphor isn't a great final boss, no matter how thematic it is. --- |
| Topic | Balamb Garden |
| Tom Clark 02/01/21 11:39:17 AM #9 | "Squall, I know I'm your teacher but following our D-day style military assault on a small seaside town, I'd like hang out and declare my lust for you. What say we meet up on the balcony between the T-Rex and the giant poisonous plant monster? About 8-8:30ish?" "... Whatever." --- |
| Topic | Just got into a major accident. |
| Tom Clark 02/01/21 8:07:17 AM #4 | I'd recommend getting checked over by a doctor even if you aren't in pain at the moment - adrenaline is a hell of a drug, and you could be hurt but not realise it yet. --- |
| Topic | To the people who wake up very early every morning, does your body ever adjust? |
| Tom Clark 02/01/21 6:28:10 AM #9 | |
| Topic | Final Fantasy IX's ending hits so hard. (Heavy spoilers) |
| Tom Clark 02/01/21 5:49:39 AM #5 | |
| Topic | Reminder that Bones and Sleepy Hollow shows share the universe |
| Tom Clark 02/01/21 5:26:34 AM #3 | DD Divine posted... Yep!! Love sleepy hollow It got weak towards the end, but the first few seasons were far better than they had any right to be. --- |
| Topic | Is it worth getting P5R or is P5S good enough? |
| Tom Clark 01/31/21 5:37:24 PM #6 | I'm playing through Royal at the moment. It's absolutely superb, I thoroughly recommend it. --- |
| Topic | How long has it been since you've been hugged CE? |
| Tom Clark 01/31/21 2:41:20 PM #10 | |
| Topic | What is the Best Character Theme in the FF series? |
| Tom Clark 01/31/21 2:21:04 PM #20 | |
| Topic | Diddy Kong's Quest simply wasn't as good as DK1. |
| Tom Clark 01/31/21 2:18:46 PM #22 | The_Office_pwnz posted... why does this stupid thing always get posted? You don't have a shred of proof. Whut --- |
| Topic | seems like Silent Hill 2 was set in the late 70s/early 80s |
| Tom Clark 01/31/21 9:54:25 AM #4 | |
| Topic | ? How old are you |
| Tom Clark 01/31/21 9:50:55 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Cicely Tyson dies |
| Tom Clark 01/31/21 9:50:13 AM #33 | |
| Topic | Cool Spot (1993) is actually a pretty nice platformer |
| Tom Clark 01/31/21 9:47:01 AM #4 | Yeah, I had the Mega Drive version - it was actually really quite good. I enjoyed Spot Goes To Hollywood a lot, too - I dug the variety of locations in that one. --- |
| Topic | Best Character Theme in the FF series nomination topic |
| Tom Clark 01/30/21 3:15:43 PM #42 | |
| Topic | Do you think evidence of alien life will be found this century? |
| Tom Clark 01/30/21 3:08:35 PM #4 | I reckon, yeah. Not in a particularly dramatic way (well, not that there's an undramatic way to find proof of alien life, but relatively speaking at least), but I reckon we'll pick up on radio signals or something that must have originated from another planet. --- |
| Topic | How many of these upcoming 10 games will you play? |
| Tom Clark 01/30/21 6:01:53 AM #43 | The first five, yeah. Of the second five, maybe Far Cry depending on reviews. --- |
| Topic | lmao at this garfield minus garfield |
| Tom Clark 01/29/21 7:59:26 PM #12 | |
| Topic | lmao at this garfield minus garfield |
| Tom Clark 01/29/21 7:49:33 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Wanda vision up |
| Tom Clark 01/29/21 3:56:23 PM #25 | AsucaHayashi posted... i lol'd hard with jimmy's introduction and his card trick reference.. such continuity for the character is awesome xd Loved that. And I love Jimmy and Darcy as a double act. --- |
| Topic | Best "What the FUCK" reveal in gaming? |
| Tom Clark 01/29/21 1:57:00 PM #85 | Archiantagonist posted...
Ooh, yeah, that was a big one. --- |
| Topic | The Wandavision actress....the most honest looking actress ever? |
| Tom Clark 01/29/21 1:50:51 PM #12 | Hayame Zero posted... There was a website with a timer as well. Yeah, it was all super fucking sinister. --- |
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