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TopicMan, remember when we were getting $2000 immediately after Biden took office?
WilliamPorygon
01/28/21 4:41:43 PM
#6
Remember when politicians actually kept the promises they made when they were looking to get elected?

Yeah, me neither.

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TopicRobinhood begins removing stocks in response to controversy
WilliamPorygon
01/28/21 10:05:46 AM
#19
Robinhood.com, stealing from the poor and giving to the rich

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TopicWheel of Fortune if Vegy wrote the puzzles
WilliamPorygon
01/27/21 11:16:20 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kd6r6w2Eq0

(Fast forward to around 3 minutes if you don't care until it starts getting interesting.)

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TopicTheres a chapter in a certain manga about a centaur girls vagina.
WilliamPorygon
01/27/21 9:18:51 PM
#16
pokedude900 posted...
Not in this series. That's actually why they were inspecting it. It's closer to a human's.
Which is quite disappointing, because horse vaginas are a lot more interesting than human ones

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TopicWhat's your excuse for not being a pornstar right now?
WilliamPorygon
01/27/21 2:13:20 PM
#12
My family would disown me. (Well probably not, but they'd be pissed and give me a really hard time over it)

Also I want to be unique, if I'm not doing it inside a fursuit as my fursona then what's the point, then I'm just another guy in a sea of tens of millions of people fucking on the internet.

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TopicShouldn't people who paid their student loans get something?
WilliamPorygon
01/27/21 12:34:35 PM
#10
They get the life lesson that fulfilling your financial responsibilities is for suckers.

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TopicSo many furry potatoes
WilliamPorygon
01/27/21 12:15:56 PM
#12
TopicHi! I'm big butt skinner
WilliamPorygon
01/27/21 10:54:39 AM
#14
TopicThoughts on people who open the microwave door without pressing stop?
WilliamPorygon
01/26/21 10:21:23 PM
#22
ThyCorndog posted...
Whats wrong with that? Microwaves travel at the speed of light. It turns off when you open the door. The waves are already gone by the time you open it. You think you're faster than light brah?
Even if that's true, it still pisses me off, and I worry the mechanism that tells it the door is open might fail.

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TopicOur family's two youngest cats are getting spayed tomorrow
WilliamPorygon
01/26/21 3:13:11 PM
#8
__aCEr__ posted...
What?
He thinks because I've said things about dolphins being intelligent enough to consent to sex in the past that I must want to fuck anything that breathes -_-

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TopicOur family's two youngest cats are getting spayed tomorrow
WilliamPorygon
01/26/21 3:08:07 PM
#3
Aressar posted...
Meeeeeooooow We hungry
Well you got 4 hours, eat up

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TopicMy most commonly used tag on this board is "racist".
WilliamPorygon
01/26/21 3:07:06 PM
#50
Heartomaton posted...
I hope I have it, because you "people" make my stomach turn.
Well you do now, *******

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TopicOur family's two youngest cats are getting spayed tomorrow
WilliamPorygon
01/26/21 3:01:38 PM
#1
Which means we can't let them eat after 7 PM which is going to be a pain in the ass

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TopicYou've enjoyed at least one Adam Sandler film?
WilliamPorygon
01/26/21 2:34:19 PM
#41
I mean I enjoyed Pixels but maybe it's because I knew going in to expect it to be shit

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TopicMy most commonly used tag on this board is "racist".
WilliamPorygon
01/26/21 2:12:20 PM
#41
My most commonly used tag is "hates furries" and things to that effect

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TopicThe next host of Jeopardy should be a woman
WilliamPorygon
01/26/21 1:55:33 PM
#52
Kolibri X posted...
Whomever it is, Jeopardy is over. Like Bob Barker with the Price is Right or Regis with Millionaire, sometimes show's hosts becomes its identity and once they're gone the show is never quite the same.
Yes, because Drew Carey's Price is Right is such a failure it's only lasted 14 years and counting

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TopicWhatever happened to all those "loot crate" companies from years ago?
WilliamPorygon
01/26/21 11:43:29 AM
#9
They went bankrupt after the fad of paying big money for random junk nobody wants went out of style

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TopicCursing may be a sign of intelligence
WilliamPorygon
01/26/21 11:39:32 AM
#8
My mom keeps telling me to stop saying "Goddammit" and "Fucking Christ", I guess she wants me to become a dumb uncreative liar who gets addicted to Vicodin to stop his pain

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TopicIndian court rules that groping without removing clothes is not sexual assault
WilliamPorygon
01/26/21 10:29:35 AM
#23
NeonOctopus posted...
Expected India
Got India
Well yeah, it said right in the topic title

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TopicWelcome to the CE prize counter.
WilliamPorygon
01/26/21 3:21:09 AM
#6
Oh, sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live.

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Topic$5 but you can't browse any gamefaqs related websites for a week
WilliamPorygon
01/25/21 1:36:02 PM
#4
Can I get myself purgatoried so I won't be tempted to come back first?

Seriously, you'd need to offer me more than $5 to leave for a week

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TopicWhat kind of Vegys will you never eat?
WilliamPorygon
01/25/21 1:25:45 PM
#7
The ones that call me ugly

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TopicJackbox Night!
WilliamPorygon
01/24/21 11:26:10 PM
#28
Pus_N_Pecans posted...
It's definitely one of my favorites, but mostly because I just like building up the cringey conversations before the dates. It's got a lot more depth and strategy than most of the other Jackbox games.

My strategy is generally to wait for someone to talk to me first and just pick someone at random so I don't lose a heart for not picking anybody when inevitably nobody talks to me first.

I mean, that's kinda how I am irl too though, I'm one to join conversations, not initiate them, which is why MSM is always kind of awkward to me.

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TopicJackbox Night!
WilliamPorygon
01/24/21 11:16:37 PM
#25
Choco posted...
it was a puppet
It was what an alien with no concept of puppets would think a puppet was if they were given a vague description of puppets

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Topicwhy are we allowed to say Playboy?
WilliamPorygon
01/24/21 7:22:49 AM
#8
shh, don't let the mods know they have a website

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Topicwhen was the last time you wtached snl?
WilliamPorygon
01/24/21 12:09:44 AM
#7
I dunno, when was Betty White the guest host? Probably then or not long after

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TopicOn average, are the Russians and Chinese smarter than Americans?
WilliamPorygon
01/23/21 11:53:40 PM
#14
On average, dogs are smarter than Americans

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TopicPassword is the #1 game show they need to bring back
WilliamPorygon
01/23/21 4:35:51 PM
#5
Damn_Underscore posted...
People on CE don't care about game shows smh
I'm a huge game show fanatic, I mean I've considered writing a weekly post highlighting an obscure or interesting classic game show, it's just I don't know if anyone here would be interested in it. (And also I tend to be poor at keeping to a set schedule)

(I don't know if it's the game show that most *deserves* to come back, but I maintain that if I had free reign to bring back any game show I wanted it would be Scrabble)

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TopicThe next host of Jeopardy should be a woman
WilliamPorygon
01/23/21 4:00:09 PM
#11
The next host of Jeopardy should be Craig Ferguson's robot skeleton sidekick Geoff Peterson

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TopicDid you read Playboy (or Playgirl) growing up?
WilliamPorygon
01/23/21 11:46:44 AM
#2
Did anybody really "read" Playboy? >_>

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TopicWhy has youtube been so fucking weird with autoplay >_>
WilliamPorygon
01/23/21 10:57:41 AM
#4
They moved the autoplay on/off switch to be embedded in the video player now



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TopicMega Millions now at more than 1 billion dollars
WilliamPorygon
01/22/21 9:59:31 PM
#8
Complete_Idi0t posted...
I hope someone sues them for the name being inaccurate
1 billion is just a thousand mill oh, never mind, it's you >_>

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TopicJeopardy spoilers
WilliamPorygon
01/22/21 8:20:32 PM
#2
Yes, I really liked Ken's purple tie tonight, he's a really snazzy dresser.

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TopicAre you gonna play the big Mega Millions lottery?
WilliamPorygon
01/22/21 3:48:51 PM
#4
I would normally buy one ticket when it gets this big but I don't feel like going out and potentially getting covid.

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TopicHas anyone written a novel before?
WilliamPorygon
01/22/21 12:03:02 PM
#15
I've had an idea for one for a long time but I'm too much of a lazy hack to write a whole novel and too much of a perfectionist to not spend hours on one paragraph.

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TopicWould you respect a president who did morning press conferences in his pajamas?
WilliamPorygon
01/22/21 9:47:53 AM
#9
Sure, but I'd much more respect a president who holds his morning press conferences at an hour where they won't preempt The Price is Right if he/she's going to talk about something important

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TopicName 3 movies that don't exist
WilliamPorygon
01/22/21 1:41:40 AM
#21
Rabbi P.I.
The Muppets Go Medieval
Backdoor Sluts 9

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Topic2021 Tokyo Olympics to be canceled
WilliamPorygon
01/21/21 7:52:52 PM
#16
Does this mean Nintendo has to recall and destroy all copies of Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 then?

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TopicITT, we make up stupid RPG items
WilliamPorygon
01/20/21 8:01:02 PM
#17
Coca-Cola
Restores 200 HP

Popsy
Causes poison

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Topicmario the hedgehog
WilliamPorygon
01/20/21 7:59:30 PM
#2
Super Sonic Bros.

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TopicBest tales of vesperia party member
WilliamPorygon
01/20/21 7:58:54 PM
#9
People are just voting Judith because boobs and it makes me sad :(

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TopicWhat was the deal with Tracey?
WilliamPorygon
01/20/21 2:00:45 PM
#3
Supposedly they thought Tracey would appeal more to international audiences and people might complain about Brock being racist because of his eyes (even though literally no one ever did). But then they changed back

Wedge Antilles posted...
Because Brock is great and Tracey was lame.


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Topic500 Fuck Donald Trumps
WilliamPorygon
01/20/21 11:50:48 AM
#153
Fuck Donald Trump

Goodbye you rat bastard

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TopicFavorite Ice cream ingredient?
WilliamPorygon
01/20/21 4:33:44 AM
#6
CosmicShadows posted...
Df is that?
A joke answer

Seriously though, it's a chemical that acts as a preservative and thickening agent

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TopicFavorite Ice cream ingredient?
WilliamPorygon
01/20/21 4:15:23 AM
#4
carrageenan

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