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Topicits amazing to think i went all of 2020 without having sex
No_U_L7
02/06/21 5:27:05 PM
#5
Grubhub posted...
What about from January to March?


it was cold, i didnt even leave the house (except for work)

was easy to do knowing it was about to get warm and i had a bunch of vacation days coming up to use

to this day i still havent used a vacation day for work..i have almost 3 months saved up lol
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Topicits amazing to think i went all of 2020 without having sex
No_U_L7
02/06/21 5:24:24 PM
#1
i dont know how i did it lol

it may never happen again rest of my life
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Topicugh my new condo has $500/month HOA fees
No_U_L7
02/06/21 3:33:48 PM
#4
Giant_Aspirin posted...
Does that cover property taxes or do you gotta pay that too?

What amenities do you get for $500/month?


there's a big pool/jacuzzi area and a smaller workout room. it covers water, garbage, maintenance etc

it does not include property tax
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Topicugh my new condo has $500/month HOA fees
No_U_L7
02/06/21 3:27:17 PM
#1
that's gonna suck
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Topiclana rhodes head on taylor swifts body would be the perfect woman
No_U_L7
02/06/21 2:18:30 PM
#1
the perfect combo
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TopicTaylor swifts head on lana Rhodes body would be the perfect woman
No_U_L7
02/06/21 1:25:06 PM
#1
Perfect combo
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TopicThe pandemic would be over if we all had westworld sex robots
No_U_L7
02/06/21 5:01:40 AM
#6
teep_ posted...


But Lana Rhoades has a more attractive body than Taylor Swift


ok so ill need 4: one of taylor, one of lana, one with taylor head/lana body and one with lana head/taylor body

but wait i forgot about personalities...
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TopicThe pandemic would be over if we all had westworld sex robots
No_U_L7
02/06/21 4:21:08 AM
#3
teep_ posted...
But Lana Rhodes has a more attractive face than Taylor Swift


Maybe I'll need 2, so I can also have 1 with Lana Rhodes face and taylor swifts body
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TopicThe pandemic would be over if we all had westworld sex robots
No_U_L7
02/06/21 3:32:49 AM
#1
Mine would have taylor swifts face on Lana Rhodes body
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Topicme: do you need to go potty? my nephew: NO my penis is empty!
No_U_L7
02/05/21 9:21:44 PM
#1
lmao kids are the best (as long as they're not my own)
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TopicIt sucks that 99% of girls suck at ditty talk
No_U_L7
02/05/21 9:13:55 PM
#5
SMAP- posted...


what was the point of this edit


I thought it sounded better
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TopicIt sucks that 99% of girls suck at ditty talk
No_U_L7
02/05/21 9:08:26 PM
#1
Nothing hotter than some good dirty talk
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TopicHave you ever jerked it to aoc
No_U_L7
02/05/21 7:33:21 PM
#1
TopicA German woman, 95, charged with complicity in more than 10,000 murders in WW2
No_U_L7
02/05/21 6:15:41 PM
#7
lmao, just watch people love to defend old people "what's the point, she's an old lady who's going to die anyway"
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Topicdoes my brother in law tip too much at restaurants?
No_U_L7
02/05/21 3:50:27 PM
#1
Topicugh my coworker is thinking about leaving, this sucks so much
No_U_L7
02/05/21 2:04:58 PM
#5
Shablagoo posted...
i swear u made this same topic months ago lol


That was a different coworker, she didn't do nearly as much work as this guy
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Topicugh my coworker is thinking about leaving, this sucks so much
No_U_L7
02/05/21 1:42:13 PM
#1
he's the most senior person in our section and does the majority of section work (he procrastinates but gets it done well)

if he's gone...im the most senior person and my workload will double

if he leaves im p much gonna have to request a transfer to avoid responsibility =(
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TopicI'm gonna get domino's and watch wandavision for lunch
No_U_L7
02/05/21 1:25:31 PM
#1
Just living my best life
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TopicWhy do they title it Rush Hour?
No_U_L7
02/05/21 2:53:37 AM
#2
its when everyone is rushing home from work
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Topicwhat should i change my username to?
No_U_L7
02/05/21 2:30:46 AM
#1
just found out you can have it changed 1 time after 10 years
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Topici just learned what "see you next tuesday" is slang for O_O
No_U_L7
02/05/21 12:01:02 AM
#3
Mr_Karate_II posted...
How old are you?

34
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Topici just learned what "see you next tuesday" is slang for O_O
No_U_L7
02/05/21 12:00:02 AM
#1
Topicdo they still make girls gone wild videos?
No_U_L7
02/04/21 8:26:15 PM
#20
superman 2000 posted...
It's surreal looking back at how I was like, 15 when I secretly recorded GGW commercials to VHS tapes, and now I'm like 10 years older than all the girls in those videos.

I did that too...my biggest regret in life is going through puberty prior to internet porn
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Topicdo they still make girls gone wild videos?
No_U_L7
02/04/21 8:16:30 PM
#17
realtalkguy posted...
Why were most of the girls so ugly?


What...most of them were smoking hot lol
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Topicdo they still make girls gone wild videos?
No_U_L7
02/04/21 6:21:43 PM
#4
EricDraven59 posted...
no they are gone. 2013 filed for bankruptcy . and 2014 was sold to a major porn online site. You can see who just read the wikipedia article. So yeah essentially something like that would no longer be viable since there is an unlimited amount of free porn on the internet now


dang i should have bought the rights =(
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Topicdo they still make girls gone wild videos?
No_U_L7
02/04/21 6:11:49 PM
#1
i used to watch all of them all the time

the spring break series were my favorite
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TopicI'm p much this girls glorified assistant, she does like 4x as much work as me
No_U_L7
02/04/21 5:32:58 PM
#2
Fr this project is stressing me out tho
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TopicI'm p much this girls glorified assistant, she does like 4x as much work as me
No_U_L7
02/04/21 4:49:10 PM
#1
At least I get paid the same amount as her lmao
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TopicWhat are your plans for valentines day?
No_U_L7
02/04/21 4:22:33 PM
#5
Flockaveli posted...
Get the second dose of the COVID vaccine with my shorty then eat Chipotle and watch Netflix at her place.


Damn you got the vac, nice. I get mine late next month
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TopicWhat are your plans for valentines day?
No_U_L7
02/04/21 4:14:18 PM
#1
I have a very hot date with Lana Rhodes planned

Because it's a pandemic it will be virtual

And it will also very likely not be live
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Topicim a pick up artist that respects women, AMA
No_U_L7
02/04/21 2:39:39 PM
#6
WingsOfGood posted...
Are you still quarantining?


yes, i barely leave the house
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Topicim a pick up artist that respects women, AMA
No_U_L7
02/04/21 2:38:49 PM
#4
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Favorite game series of all time?


pokemon, i used to play professionally
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Topicim a pick up artist that respects women, AMA
No_U_L7
02/04/21 2:36:36 PM
#1
as long as it's not about pick up or engineering
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Topicmy life is exactly like beauty and the beast
No_U_L7
02/03/21 11:41:22 PM
#1
except the only beast is my penis
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TopicPeople who insert daddy into every day slang really creepy me out
No_U_L7
02/03/21 10:50:39 PM
#1
The only time daddy should be used is in the bedroom
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TopicTaylor swift and Lana Rhodes are the 2 hottest women on planet earth
No_U_L7
02/03/21 8:38:52 PM
#8
electricbugs2 posted...
I can get down with the T Swizzle but Lana? Being #1 on the hub doesnt mean shes the hottest.


She's the perfect brunette ceiling
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TopicTaylor swift and Lana Rhodes are the 2 hottest women on planet earth
No_U_L7
02/03/21 8:38:28 PM
#7
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Didn't Lana destroy herself with plastic surgery and now looks like a offbrand Kardashian chick


She has a much more natural look now but I dont know exactly what she did
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TopicTaylor swift and Lana Rhodes are the 2 hottest women on planet earth
No_U_L7
02/03/21 8:27:53 PM
#1
I dont think it's particularly close either
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TopicChest or abs, perfered part for a woman?
No_U_L7
02/03/21 6:39:59 PM
#11
CosmicShadows posted...


You are f**ing just hating because your gimmick is weak af. And you have no room to talk.


no, im talking because you're overly food and image obsessed. im not even saying that as a criticism, but more of a "you need to do a ton of reflecting and possibly get help" sort of way
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TopicChest or abs, perfered part for a woman?
No_U_L7
02/03/21 6:33:49 PM
#2
Your topics are so disturbing
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Topicwent to meet my realtor and he tried to shake my hand, immediately knew hes scum
No_U_L7
02/03/21 4:33:43 PM
#6
TerraSeeker posted...
I feel bad for you.


Thanks

yunalenne10 posted...
What did you say to him?


I said no thanks
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Topicwent to meet my realtor and he tried to shake my hand, immediately knew hes scum
No_U_L7
02/03/21 4:00:57 PM
#3
TopicPeople who harass others for daring to meet up with 1 person during Corona are
No_U_L7
02/03/21 1:55:50 PM
#46
Harpie posted...

Have they hung out with others previously? Were they at an event? Did they travel? Where do you guys live? These are the questions that matter a lot when deciding to hang out with someone else.

Yes there is always a risk, but there are ways to lower the risk


if you're going on a first date, you cant answer these or expect the other person to answer these honestly. if they're looking to date and willing to meet up with strangers, you cant assume that you are the only one. and you cant expect them to flat out tell you you're not the only one they are seeing. people have too much shame to say "oh yeah im going on a date with a different guy every other day, gotta get in as many as i can"

and what if the date goes well? then you end up banging, and that increases contact and risk of infection. i dont know about others, but i dont usually go on dates planning for them to go poorly
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Topicmy friend is so cheap at taco bell instead of buying the nacho fries bell grande
No_U_L7
02/03/21 1:52:19 PM
#1
he buys 2 orders of the nacho fries and one of the loaded nacho tacos

he then puts all the fries on a plate and then opens up the taco and pours out the meat on top of it

according to him, this is the same portions as the nacho fries bell grande but he saves 50 cents and gets a free tortilla...
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TopicPeople who harass others for daring to meet up with 1 person during Corona are
No_U_L7
02/03/21 1:41:47 PM
#31
Harpie posted...

OR
or
I can meet up with 1 other person, which is legal even during a lockdown (I dont recommend seeing others then, I agree with that), and relax because its literally two people and its been over a fucking year


what does it being over a year have to do with anything? imagine if this was a zombie apocalypse and you said "oh well it's been a year, it's ok to be less cautious now!"

you may be over covid, but covid is not over you
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TopicPeople who harass others for daring to meet up with 1 person during Corona are
No_U_L7
02/03/21 1:35:16 PM
#17
Cleo_II posted...
Its very annoying. Just high and mighty people that I guarantee you are doing the same on the dl.


no, i have not so much as flirted with a girl in person since march of last year
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Topicwent to meet my realtor and he tried to shake my hand, immediately knew hes scum
No_U_L7
02/03/21 1:33:43 PM
#1
i didnt trust a single thing he said after that
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TopicProper french fries don't need to be dipped in anything.
No_U_L7
02/03/21 1:33:02 PM
#8
i made this topic literally 3 days ago
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Topicprolly gonna have to cancel a date, fuck
No_U_L7
02/03/21 1:32:21 PM
#39
lww99 posted...
the problem isnt that its been a year. The problem is theres still no official end in sight.

not condoning but I get it. Hopefully everyone giving you shit doesnt ever leave their home.


no end in sight? there's literally a vaccine im getting in 2 months. waiting until next summer isnt that much of an ask
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