Lurker > lincoln002

Wow, I should get into this business... Easy money.

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The man who wants to make America great again again is also refusing to leave office if he loses. It's like we're in some kind of comedy.

I can't help but laugh at this, but I also feel bad too cuz the country is so divided. Here in Chicago, you're very likely to get murdered if you wear a MAGAA hat in like the south or west side. That's probably worse than rocking the wrong colors. Scary times we live in.


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Absolutely not. LUE is dead.

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Would you regret having voted for Hilary?

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They do like that, but so does every other chick. Especially Hispanic chicks, they love it more than every other chick cuz they understand it and it's pretty discreet. The only catch with that is that they'll want to talk to you in Spanish after that, so for those that only learn a pick up line or something sweet you're screwed.

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BloodMoon7 posted...

Let's do it. This is an important question. I want the President at any given time to be able to bench press a respectable amount.
Do we have the statistics for previous Presidents?

I'd be more impressed with how many pull ups they can do. There should be a prereq of at least 3 pull ups in order to be president. I can't get behind someone with a weak back.

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Honestly, if I had the munchies and I was vegan I would eat a whole bag of clementines. I could go for some right now honestly, they are absolutely delicious. Also, oranges are really good too. Green grapes as well.

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powerz posted...

Do you think if people blew up Donald can't bench he'd actually try it? #tinyhands #cantgripbar

I think he would and I actually think he'd put up a respectable figure, he should be able to do 135lbs fairly easily.

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Trickfinger posted...

no every genre doesnt have its day as the dominat genre.

and according to white people in the 90s, rap was just a fad and rock would be the top genre forever. now look

Thanks to rock we grew up with linkin Park though. And rap and rock gave us rage against the machine too.

Can we all at least agree the new music now sucks though? There's some cool songs, but the face of this zoomer generation is literally a flamboyant snitch, 69 is like these kids Lil Wayne and these kids are literally overdosing on Adderall and Xanax. These kids are going to be shitting on our stuff soon, they're going to watch all the Harry Potter movies and tell their trans best friend how gay our generation is...

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Trickfinger posted...

slow, dad rock song that is unimpressive from a writing standpoint.

derp. its entertainment, and rock just leans on tropes too like every genre.

LOL

no, just because white people made this a rule up until the 90s, doesnt make it true.

fyi rap is killing rock in popularity.

There's nothing wrong with liking what you grew up with. I feel bad for shitting on hip hop, I love the genre, I just think rock is better. It shouldn't be surprising that rock isn't as popular as it used to be, there was a moment in time though where everyone wanted to be a Rockstar, no different than how everyone wanted to be a gangster/thug around the mid 90s through early 2000s, no need to be cocky and shit on the 50-80 year old OGs who know exactly how you feel, chances are rock was compared to something they thought wasnt all that back then too.

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Trickfinger posted...

Name me one rocker who is a better wordsmith than Jay z, little Wayne, or Eminem.

https://youtu.be/SA5ID3UqzjQ

This song accomplishes everything these supposed "lyrical geniuses" have done in any of their songs. This song is better poetically than probably every single song any of these guys has ever done too because it doesn't use a single curse word and leaves you feeling just as satisfied as your supposed "lyrical geniuses". Rap also suffers from the fact that it heavily relies on curse words and the n word, even some of the most musicaly gifted rap artists like bone thugs n harmony couldn't pull off a dope track without dropping n bombs and using curse words. In my opinion rock is the superior genre, I like both though, but lyrically? C'mon bro, pretty sure rock was popular back when everyone was doing fucking heroin man, it's definitely going to be better than rap where most of it is inspired by Marijuana. Those rock artists were way more hardcore than the modern rap artists. Despite being tripping on lsd while shooting up heroin they did songs like this one which was so fucking good the devil himself is literally featured on it when it's played backwards... There's no comparison here.

https://youtu.be/qnpZCB9BUIw

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ImmatureContent posted...

I highly doubt he can do a push up.

Hmmm ya I'm not sure if trump can do 1 push up either. However, according to biden himself, biden can do several push ups. So its not unlikely that trump can do at least 1 push up if biden can do multiple.

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Uh this is just false. Both these genres can tell a story fairly fell or deliver a feeling. Rock usually requires less words though, the words don't have to rhyme, but there needs to be flow, it's definitely more efficient lyrically, not weaker in any sense. Also, rap music heavily relies on lyrics and a catchy hook, rock is more complete, often times having a guitar and/or drum solo which in my opinion make it the more skillful genre.

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You can always stream porn as you walk around in them so people see your 2 inch erection.

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If he can do at least 1 push up and he weighs like 250lbs he should realistically be able to do 145-175lbs.

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lordofmud posted...

Try this one TC...

The cops get a no knock warrant for some apartment.

They go to and bash open the door and go in to arrest the guy. The guy is a criminal and from bed draws on the cops. Manages to squeeze off a shot. The cops return fire and pencilize him.

Unfortunately he's sleeping with someone in bed with him. That lady is also hit with return fire and killed.

So it could be argued that the cops were being shot at so they absolutely had the right to return fire. Just unfortunate that this woman was there. They certainly were in no way looking to harm her. They just wanted to arrest the guy. Then he drew on them and they had to return fire.

Except you're leaving out the fact that the guy turned out not to be a criminal at all. Whoever was in charge of that investigation got fed some bad information and that caused the unfortunate and accidental death of this poor woman. There is no defense, the guy in charge of the investigation should be held responsible for fucking up. The cops were just doing what they were told. There's always the possibility of a shoot out when dealing with criminals, so I don't think we should be mad at them.

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ThanksUglyGod posted...

We've actually been voting by mail for quite a while now.

Is this true or are you just trolling me? I've only voted once in my life. I was under the impression everyone is supposed to vote in person like I did unless they have some kind of debilitating impairment and still want to vote in which case I assume they get some kind of exemption and qualify for a special way to vote, which would be by mail. Pushing the mail option is really suspect, like I said, nobody gives a shit about coronavirus anymore...

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Just give trump what he wants and have folks vote in person. People haven't cared about the pandemic since like June... I don't understand why folks want to act like showing up to the voting booth in person is such a risk we have to change the whole way we vote when folks are literally out here protesting in massive crowds and getting wasted at those local essential bars. It's honestly ridiculous.

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Is this really that surprising? You mean to tell me that GASP the average parent is kind of a scumbag/loser? Not shocked at all.

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They're about to lose a major source of revenue after a majority of folks purchase digital versions of the console. Physical media is dead.

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It seriously pains me to see what people are going through right now just to get dates. To put it into perspective, it's like purchasing a bunch of addresses from females around your age and sending them letters to try and go on a date with them. If someone pitched that 20+ years ago they'd call them crazy, but it's honestly what guys are doing right now.

You want sex, right? Why you think the girls ain't responding? Cuz they know 99% of guys hitting them up are hitting up a bunch of other chicks for the sole purpose of getting laid. We couldn't make it anymore obvious that sex is what we're after. Every idiot guy is seriously online right now trying to close dates and pretend they give a crap about a person they saw a few pictures of and read some fake bio. If you want to increase your probability of getting dates, learn to approach woman in person, and be as spontaneous as possible, have a clever opener and practice your social skills with someone of the opposite sex. You're going to leave a much bigger impression in person, shoot all you probably have to do is say "excuse me, real quick, here's my phone number and name, I think you're very attractive, please give me a call if you're interested in seeing me again" hand her a business card or something, then just move on to the next. Then wait for them to hit you up.

Seriously, put some actual effort and balls into finding a woman if you really want one. You're not going to find "the one" on tinder right swiping every girl while you take a shit...

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Nah, I've had pretty much all my desires satisfied. I did see a video of a guy busting 3 nuts in less than 2 minutes getting some dome, that did make me jealous. I've never managed 3 jerking it, let alone more than 1 in less than 2 min with my girl...

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Oh yeah I remember her. Come to think of it, there's tons of artists who had hit songs in the 2000s who just dropped off the map. Yall remember Missy Elliot? Gone. The music industry seems like a slot machine, you win the jackpot then you crap out, I mean look at Dr Dre? He was reduced to being in Dr pepper commercials. I'm surprised Eminem is still doing so well considering how cringe his shit is to listen to now.

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CobraGT posted...

$6 is still a good price for the meal.

Oh yeah, it's a great deal. Burger is delicious and it's a great value considering that same meal runs around $10...speaking of which, McDonald's prices are getting out of control.

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Parappa09 posted...

but also, travis scott is huge rn

I had to Google who he was. Apparently this dude got rich as heck without millenials knowing who in the hell he is. I have never in my life heard anyone talk to me about Travis Scott... Makes me think he's just some fake artist, all fake social media, all fake Google info & wiki... I mean, go to his website, it's got no music, who the hell is this guy?

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Gwynevere posted...

Imagine not hooking a brother up with some piss, and then calling him the bad friend

Some people man, I swear

I have been texting this dude since the quarantine and he has ghosted me the entire time, he needs something from me so he hits me up and apologizes for being a douchebag even though I really needed folks to talk to during the quarantine and he knew my father had liver cancer and was on a transplant list. It didn't occur to him that coronavirus was an extremely stressful thing for my family considering the circumstances he knew we were going through. All he cared about was getting his shit job so that he doesn't have any problems so that he can continue smoking weed and playing video games.

Again, stoner logic. Stoners will literally think you're doing them bogus for not giving them your piss even though they only hit you up when its convenient for them or when they need something from you. The only time a stoner is mindful is if it has to do with weed, they'll go completely out of their way to surprise you with some weed that they will also smoke but they wont come see you if you get hospitalized or talk to you if you're depressed.

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ohiostate124 posted...

Or just dont smoke before a piss test

These dudes don't get it no matter how simple you make it for them. They don't understand Marijuana stays in your system and effects your ability to function for longer than they are high for. They think that when they are no longer high the test shouldn't be able to pick up that they smoked weed 5 hours ago out of a gatorade bottle. Potheads are seriously dense as hell.

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shockthemonkey posted...

Says a lot about you if people think youll give em your piss

That would be a fair point if the person asking for it wasn't an irresponsible, drug abuser. Nice try though.

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So let me get this straight. Weed isn't addictive, but you're hitting up your friends at 1am at night like this:

"Hey bro, how you been? Sorry I haven't been a good friend and ignored you for the last 5 months, but I really need this job and they drug test, I smoked right before calling you unfortunately, I was wondering if I could borrow some of your piss? I don't need a lot, just half a cup will do and it has to be warm. My drug test is at 8am, can I stop by your house at 6am to pick it up?"

Stoner logic.

This is seriously embarrassing. You're 30 years old asking to borrow people's piss so you can pass a drug test to get a shit job so you can keep getting high while you play video games in your spare time.

Pathetic.

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Cobalt_Wasps posted...

in a video??
just punt that little turd across the room

Ya, so I can show it to him as he grows up like "I aint forget that shit ya little punk".

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This little minion gave me a left hook square in the balls today.

So I called him out in a video and told him when he gets older I'm going to get him back for that. When he gets old enough to comprehend how badly he screwed up I'm going to show him the video. Then wait a few years and get him back when he least expects it.



Edit: he's 4 years old

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October of last year. I basically buzzed my whole head. Grew my hair back out, it's pretty long. I don't like getting my haircut cuz I feel it's a scam, I used to go to a barber and this dipshit would shave the natural areas on my head to get a good lining and I realized that meant I'd always have to go back to him every 4 weeks to it lined up again cuz ya know, hair doesn't naturally form how you get your hair cut, so I figured I'd just let it grow and rock a natural look. Saves me a bunch of money, I feel way better, and I look better too.

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https://youtu.be/JxIyhxZnN3s

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For a sec there I thought that was my ex, my ex looks a lot like this chick you posted.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

You're free to your opinion and I respect it.

I weigh 130 and prefer a woman that can't overpower me when I say I don't feel like doing the dishes

Bahaha, with the way you post I thought you'd weigh at least 180lbs.

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SolidShadow3 posted...

I like to believe it'll be like before I was born.

I honestly believe we only move forward, it's much more likely we become a God, we essentially are tiny gods but trapped in a physical body, we're limited, when we die we become the universe or our own universe and are a universal being, much like guardians of the galaxy 2 where the guy is a planet and he creates himself on the planet to conquer the universe, except instead of a planet you are the whole universe.

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Best thing I've seen all day. Even if it was multiple takes, the fact that he got it at all is pretty darn impressive.

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7, I'm on the phone. On my computer I have 2 browsers open with 10 tabs each :P

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Boobs are nice, I like randomly playing with them or resting my face on them, sometimes squeezing them really hard to get a reaction out of the girl.

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I hiked 8 miles and my feet got swollen, so the nail on my big toe was rubbing on my shoe from the inside, the next day the whole nail was black. It's still black. I imagine it'll be like this til the end of 2021 cuz the whole nail has to shed.

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Solid Sonic posted...

No one who is serious would be wishing for goddamn public executions.

These guys have to be held accountable, you know how many suicides have probably happened because of how trump handled the pandemic? This man is responsible for the deaths of thousands of people. Millions of people facing evictions, congress won't give stimulus, more suicides. Eye for an eye. These folks literally took a vacation during this chaos, wheres the deal? How hard is it to agree to help the average folk out? I say lynch all these scum, put new competent folks in who remember they work for US and can get things done. The more time passes the more people die.

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Solid Sonic posted...

Okay, definitely not serious.

I am serious. Trump thinks it's a good idea to revoke naturalized citizens citizenships, the dude is pandering to the evil, racist, bootstrap fools of this country. It took me 15+ years to become a citizen, my family worked their butts off in this country and I am just as American as any other person, I came here as a toddler man. I speak perfect English, went to college, struggling. I try to stay positive but this whole thing is a mess.

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Smackems posted...

I'll be voting, just not for president

I respect that man, I really do. I'm just fed up. I want to beat the piss out of everyone in congress right now, just have a public execution of these miserable human beings. One measly stimulus check? People are losing everything and the rich just keep getting richer...

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Screw this whole thing. During a time where the democrats best candidate was a guy saying there shouldn't be any billionaires and making a lot of sense, the party screws him out of the candidacy again, and ironically enough... A billionaire is the president. A racist billionaire at that. Coincidentally after the first black president gets elected, ya, half the country is obviously racist. They need to classify racism as a mental disorder I swear, it's 2020 man, black folks work their butts off man.

I am not voting this election. Both the candidates are racists old dirt bags who could care less about me. I've tweeted to trump like 5 times, never even a like or response from him. Screw that guy. I also wouldn't be surprised if trump was somehow involved in human trafficking and other, more heinous things.

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Proto_Spark posted...

Biden should say yes because Trump will 100% back out if he's put in an actual debate format where he can't just say something controversial to get attention.

Being in like a 3-4 hour debate where he can't use soundbytes or something and has to actually answer his questions will kill Trump, even with Joe Rogan (who is about as sympathetic as Trump could reasonably hope for) as like, a moderator.

That's what I'm saying, trump is giving biden a really decent out here. The current classical debate format is guaranteed to be a W for Trump. Only thing that concerns me is Joe writing off biden and coming off very pro trump, but Joe has always been fair and I think he would lose his credibility if he showed any kind of favoritism during such a crucial moment. All in all, seems like a good out, regardless what biden chooses, now trump is very likely to be on JRE and he's going to fit right in with that crowd...

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Darmik posted...

Wow he knows how to Google. Amazing.

Not sure what your point is? Are independent fact checkers using some sort of secret fact checking software?

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gna647 posted...

this would be an absolute fucking disaster

trump can get away with lying pretty much with no fact check

They'll have Jaime fact checking everything through Google, instead of whoever the heck they get as independent fact checkers at cnn/fox or whatever. Honestly, everyone should be pushing for rogan to moderate the debates, I think it would be more civil than on CNN or fox where trump can just insult his way through the debate, as long as rogan doesn't get bodied by trump himself and checks him if he starts acting out, biden has the advantage in this format honestly. Trumps got balls to be up for a debate on the JRE, he's making it easier on biden, and the best part of this is that we'll understand things much better than before because there's a lot of stuff trump can say about how politics works that needs to work with business better, and biden can answer why it's so difficult cuz he's got the experience. Decent out for biden honestly, he should do it.

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Got an above average score. I only got a few questions wrong out of the 30. I got about a 75% on it.

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