Lurker > BanHammer

Complete_Idi0t posted...

Do they still make CPUs with pins? I bet that thing is 30 years old

its a special model.

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im not allowed to have razor blades. i prefer corsair

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wouldnt u like to know

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o shit i got a backup cpu

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TendoDRM posted...

Can't even spell his name correctly, that CPU never stood a chance.

look 3rd grade was rough

status update: strong smell of peanut butter permeates my room

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bnui_ransder posted...

Peanut butter skull is a sign that your CPU is dead.... sorry

dang bro. thanks for circling it. i was trying to find the problem area

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das sandvich



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so this should work like thermal pste and fill in the gaps, right?

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yikes this thing was expensive too...





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wut u guys mean dead i can bend them back right?

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i pushed it in harder but it still aint goin



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now it looks like this



whatd i do wrong? i wanna play doom eternal

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ive seen her vagina and i must say im not impressed. the hype and attention she gets is overrated af. she was nice on cold ones but thats about all i can say. she's a genius for being able to get her simp following to shower her with money tho

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because if rubbing alcohol helps outside boo-boos then drinking alcohol helps inside boo-boos.


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wtf this shit is rigged

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lmao

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they dont call you masher for nothin

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collect the dust. you'll have a delicious seasoning for your next meal.

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one time at college it snowed really bad. there was ice everywhere. the campus was divided by a major road but there were two tunnels going under the road. you had to go dowm some stairs to get to them. the stairs themselves were iced over pretty bad. i had an exam so i was heading to the class. i saw several other students trying to carefully walk down the stairs but ended up falling on their faces.

so what did i do? i big brained. i sat down and slid down the staircase as if it were a slide. 10/10. other students at the top took a moment to take in my pure genius before following suit.

/blogfaqs

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1000 years pls

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The Trent posted...

when TC turns 15 he will repent and learn the difference between funny and other

im 28

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Socrawheeze posted...

You can help your lack of explanation tho

its just funny dude idk

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Socrawheeze posted...

i gave it to the second sentence. I wish one day you guys would legit tell me why you're like this. Like this is supposed to be funny, right?

i cant help that the sophistication of my humor is lost on you

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my massive fucking tiddies? my super stuffed up milkies? my honker wonker doinky boinkies? my fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? you mean these super duper ultra hyper goddamn mother fucking-tits?

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urbandictionary says its when ur wife's boyfriend lets u stay up past 8pm.

i wish my wifes bf would fuckin try to control my bed time id beat his ass lol

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what kind of zoomer shit is this

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Oshawottownage posted...

Do you need any jam or jelly?

jelly deez nuts lmao

wait

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poast

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Vegy posted...

I think you know

i dont tho



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wtf is supposed to be popping?!



@Vegy

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call it a tinfoil hat but it seems too convenient to me. if violent rioting broke out theyd have to delay certification, right?

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The Eko posted...

Why the fuck aren't the police tear gassing and shooting them with rubber bullets like they did with the BLM protesters?

because they're gonna protect their own kind

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what an unexpected twist

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id ask for links to those studies

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gimothy stimothy

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2Pacavelli posted...

That's cool do they let you send it too?

yep, you just need a valid ID

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i am traumatized from pooping in public unless i find a secret toilet. one time in high school i thought i was in a secret toilet and pooping my absolute bowels out. some kid comes in with his friemds and shouted "DAYUM IT SMELL LIKE DOG SHIT, CAT SHIT, BIRD SHIT, COW SHIT, HORSE SHIT UP IN HERE" and they laughed at me. i waited for them to leave before i left the stall and got in trouble with my teacher for taking too long. the poop was gray so i told her i was sick and got to go home.

0/10 would not do again

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2Pacavelli posted...

What app is this Gemini?

cashapp

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ive been shaving my own head for over a year now. i spend all my shampoo money and haircut money on waifu figures

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>:[

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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

where spicy

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time to abort

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now i cant find any good fuckin overwatch sfm

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people that allow their crotchfruit to rampage around places deserve to lose the right to be a parent

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SteveNasti posted...

Doesn't matter, he dead

DeadBankerDream posted...

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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MrMallard posted...

If she's committed to higher education, she'll be able to attend another college and get her degree. What this changes is that she won't be getting it from the University of Tennessee.

Her life is hardly ruined by this. Her family seems to support her, and she's young enough that she can start again. She literally has her entire future ahead of her.

and what's stopping this little sociopath from targeting any employer or university admissions moving forward?

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with how shit theyve been playing this year they barely deserve to be paid at all

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