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TopicList characters you liked that EVERYONE else hated
Drunk Cobra
02/17/21 10:15:10 AM
#14
Duck in Mad Men

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TopicWhats your favorite police show?
Drunk Cobra
02/15/21 9:39:57 AM
#34
Southernfatman posted...
The Wire though it's not strictly a police show.


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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWas Candace Owens always a terrible person?
Drunk Cobra
02/13/21 10:06:22 PM
#21
pogo_rabid posted...
Interesting tactic, coming out as an open racist on gamefaqs. I applaud your audacity.
I don't think you came off as smart here as you think you did.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicSo watching the TNG Star Trek 2 parter about Spock and (spoilers)
Drunk Cobra
02/13/21 1:54:50 PM
#20
UnfairRepresent posted...
Depressing =/= bad

Sareks arc was great
No I mean depressing and bad. All of Sela's episodes are terrible and she's like a saturday morning cartoon villain who happens to have an incredibly dark origin story of her mom being in sexual slavery and committing suicide that her kid promptly ignores and ruins the nice sendoff Tasha got in a way better episode.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicSo watching the TNG Star Trek 2 parter about Spock and (spoilers)
Drunk Cobra
02/13/21 9:01:50 AM
#2
Everything involving Sela in TNG was such shit tbh. Even her whole backstory is just incredibly depressing for Star Trek.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicHBO Max, are you trying to put me on a watch list?
Drunk Cobra
02/12/21 10:31:27 AM
#12
FortuneCookie posted...


Yes, yes. If anyone cares, the government probably knows that I treat the animated versions of The Lion King and 101 Dalmatians like softcore porn. If they pay attention to my post history, they know that I only advocate these things when a character is of human intelligence. Also, it's fiction. There are no real dogs, horses, cats, etc. in my photo files.
Wait can we uh focus on this for a second

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicDisney to change Jungle Cruise ride because of "racism"
Drunk Cobra
01/26/21 1:20:03 PM
#8
I think there's also a witch doctor with a bone through his nose carrying shrunken heads if I remember right.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWoman tried for 6 hours to find random dudes to bang on Twitter, FL, and OF
Drunk Cobra
01/24/21 11:26:52 AM
#40
Honestly I'd be kinda repulsed if someone reached out to me like this.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
Topicthe hate for Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me makes no sense
Drunk Cobra
01/23/21 1:38:33 PM
#6
Fire Walk With Me and the first part of season 2 are probably my favorite Twin Peaks content. I should try The Return again but it really didn't click the first watch.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicThere is a 50.7% ($2.40) price diff between Pedialyte and off-brand
Drunk Cobra
01/23/21 1:37:37 PM
#5
Hangovers.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicThe Mitchelle Blair case is honestly the most shocking true crime thing
Drunk Cobra
01/08/21 11:58:10 PM
#11
That kid who killed his parents and then held a party with his parents dead bodies in their bedroom spooks the shit out of me.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicThe right is fucking losing it
Drunk Cobra
01/08/21 11:43:04 PM
#3
This dudes always a fucking lunatic. Same guy that did the nurses and doctors tik took dancing comics.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicREVIVE 2: Max Payne, Turok, Legacy of Kain, Jak+Daxter, F-Zero, Manhunt, Ninja G
Drunk Cobra
01/08/21 5:52:28 PM
#24
Manhunt to this day still has probably my favorite vibe in any game. Love the grimy run down city and all the VHS stuff.

Throw in Legacy of Kain as well. Great games.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWhy does it feel like Greedfall is trying to discourage me from playing it?
Drunk Cobra
01/08/21 5:23:49 PM
#15
I don't think I would've been able to get through it unmodded tbh.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWhy does it feel like Greedfall is trying to discourage me from playing it?
Drunk Cobra
01/08/21 1:56:58 PM
#4
I dug it but never as much as I felt I should've been. Had to install around ten mods because of all the little things that eventually pile up to feel really annoying.

Still enjoyed it overall.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicREVIVE 2: Max Payne, Turok, Legacy of Kain, Jak+Daxter, F-Zero, Manhunt, Ninja G
Drunk Cobra
01/07/21 6:34:24 PM
#17
g0ldie posted...
Legacy of Kain & Manhunt.


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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicMAGA meets the Thin Blue Line
Drunk Cobra
01/06/21 10:57:06 PM
#21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErF-9pFXUAMjE5z?format=jpg

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicMissouri rep Cori Bush calls for expulsion to members who supported terrorist
Drunk Cobra
01/06/21 5:12:52 PM
#15
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Couldn't you apply this resolution to the protests this summer? Representatives supported those protests, some of those protestors started riots and attacked Federal buildings too, right?
nope.


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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicBurzum - Filosofem
Drunk Cobra
01/06/21 5:06:35 PM
#10
The worst kind of murderer is a nazi murderer who also happens to make shitty music.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicTrump crowd attacks the Capitol building! Tearing down fences and fighting cops!
Drunk Cobra
01/06/21 2:05:51 PM
#82
hockeybub89 posted...
Oh so now riots are a right?
Absolutely.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicRemember how they made Candy Kong a bitch in the cartoon?
Drunk Cobra
01/04/21 9:33:03 AM
#11
I prefer King K Rool as a pirate rather than a thespian monarchist.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicDo you ever feel like, aloof?
Drunk Cobra
01/03/21 2:41:41 PM
#7
Yeah I wonder if its an adhd thing, Im a really confident person but I also dont feel like I often connect with people at all.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWorst Until Dawn character (Spoilers?)
Drunk Cobra
01/03/21 2:14:30 PM
#3
Uhhh I liked bitchy girl and her boyfriend. Hated her ex boyfriend and the really generic nerdy couple.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicMelvins is an awesome band! Any Melvins fans here?
Drunk Cobra
01/03/21 12:10:01 AM
#4
Yeah saw them live with different lineups twice. They swell.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicDare I say it...it's time for another $50 giveaway!
Drunk Cobra
12/30/20 5:28:11 PM
#49
Bananana posted...
no pressure! post 20 times if youd like!
https://youtu.be/KBjhAqXg8MY

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicDare I say it...it's time for another $50 giveaway!
Drunk Cobra
12/30/20 4:24:52 PM
#41
https://youtu.be/AZnm5a944_w

I never know what to post with these topics and sometimes bow out because the pressure is too great. Such cringe.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicHave you ever dated a truly beautiful girl?
Drunk Cobra
12/29/20 12:52:50 PM
#14
hitokoriX posted...
Lmao if she didn't like the last one why is that so bad?

Lol not a great look.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicThere has been a huge shift in DC Comics Canon (Spoilers)
Drunk Cobra
12/29/20 12:26:28 PM
#18
Well you had Robin becoming Nightwing, Flash being Wally West, Green Lantern going from Hal Jordan to Kyle Rayner, for awhile after Crisis on Infinite Earths they really did seem to be making a new generation of heroes which sometimes like in Wally's case ended up being more popular than the original. Don't know why they stopped it, was one of my favorite things about DC that really separated it from Marvel in my eyes.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicHave you ever dated a truly beautiful girl?
Drunk Cobra
12/29/20 10:54:21 AM
#7
RetsuZaiZen posted...
What made it bad
Awful kisser, only wanted to do one position, didnt like receiving oral.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicHave you ever dated a truly beautiful girl?
Drunk Cobra
12/29/20 10:50:46 AM
#2
Yessir, single mom so I got to punch above my weight class. Easily the worst sex I ever had.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicAnother entry into the rich history of Scott Walker food tweets
Drunk Cobra
12/27/20 10:04:58 AM
#10
LordRazziel posted...
Imagine being so obsessed with politics that you have to go after things like this
Its pretty fucked to be telling people to go out to restaurants in the middle of a pandemic when youre at home editing pictures of shitty pizza you had over a year ago to make it look like youre doing the same.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicMan the Arkham series really is a downward Spiral isn't it? (spoilers)
Drunk Cobra
12/23/20 9:48:16 AM
#50
Wish every game after Asylumn didnt shoehorn the joker in until he became the main focus of the story the entire second half. The original plots we were presented for all three sequels sounded better than what we actually got if you ask this big daddy.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicYou bump into your girlfriends ex who says he'll kill you if you break her heart
Drunk Cobra
12/20/20 3:00:23 PM
#3
May I request a doctor who is wearing a shirt

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
Topicbatshit diversity demands at nyc school
Drunk Cobra
12/19/20 10:37:10 PM
#22
ledbowman posted...
he's not lying you clowns
Get a load of this goober everyone

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicJames and Mike Mondays officially dead, Mike Matei leaving cinemassacre
Drunk Cobra
12/18/20 7:15:08 PM
#64
Honestly I don't think James is any good at film analysis either. I've felt him be way off the mark on certain films that either he just didn't like or something major seemed to majorly go over his head.

Hated Mike tbh, always seemed like the worst kind of manchild to me and him being the reason behind Bootsy leaving who was probably my favorite thing on the channel isn't great.

I also really dug Kyle every time he appeared.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicPornstars that look like Kassandra from AC Odyssey?
Drunk Cobra
12/17/20 11:50:35 AM
#9
Ariel X

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWall Street Journal op-ed. kiddo you are not a Dr, Mrs Biden
Drunk Cobra
12/12/20 2:17:34 PM
#5
Why would you telegraph yourself as such a complete asshole to the entire world.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicLet's talk about that gamespot review of Cyberpunk...
Drunk Cobra
12/09/20 10:55:57 AM
#24
I just want to know if I can romance the girl who looks exactly like my ex.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicFinally watched the Hellraiser movies
Drunk Cobra
12/09/20 8:40:13 AM
#4
Yeah I hated two as well, so much retread and felt like a plot that they gave 50 minutes of padding to.

Every sequel is way, way worse.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicPolygon gives Cyberpunk 2077 a negative review.
Drunk Cobra
12/07/20 6:06:20 PM
#68
FlameTurtle posted...
Remember when Gamers were desperate to have games classified as art?
Lol then they couldn't handle having them criticized as art.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
Topicwhy does everyone on family guy hate Meg?
Drunk Cobra
12/06/20 6:35:10 PM
#37
https://panic-volkushka.tumblr.com/post/142590132565/clients-names-and-personal-information-have-been

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicIs The Way of Kings the best book where nothign happens?
Drunk Cobra
12/06/20 11:22:47 AM
#5
No Exit is another answer for you culturally vacant idiots.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWill the Republicans ever win another presidential election?
Drunk Cobra
12/05/20 9:05:37 PM
#8
Punitive posted...
Will leftists ever stop wasting their entire, finite lives pathetically obsessing over politics? That 99% of them don't even know shit about besides "durrr left=good, wonderful, infallible and right=bad, evil and racist and homophobic hurrr schnorf "

Jw
Thank you person with 10 karma for letting me know I should add you to ignore.

Anyway Biden had literally a 7 million vote lead and won this by the skin of his teeth so uh... don't feel great about that.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicLive: President Donald Trump Victory Rally LIVE in Valdosta, GA at 7pm EST
Drunk Cobra
12/05/20 8:28:30 PM
#54
I am owed money by this man, and for some reason watching.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWe missed our opportunity to execute Chris Matthews in Central Park
Drunk Cobra
12/04/20 8:39:54 PM
#4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5MRDEXRk4k

Context for you guys because it is truly hilarious, I believe this was when Bernie was really starting to pick up steam in the primaries after the first few debates.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicAww yeah, Pillars of Eternity Definitive Edition is gonna be free next on Epic!
Drunk Cobra
12/04/20 8:37:36 PM
#4
And Tyranny with all the DLC. I'm fucking pumped. Haven't pulled the trigger on either because the DLC for Pillars never went below 14 dollars together.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
TopicWhat is your favourite Hammer film?
Drunk Cobra
12/03/20 8:37:13 AM
#2
I really enjoy their Frankenstein series. Always liked the idea of Dr. Frankenstein being the villain as a wandering maniac always on the cusp of his next fucked experiment.

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I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
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