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TopicBrown Heart is the least-used heart emoji
Fazeo13
02/14/21 4:51:39 PM
#3
People should use the white poop emoji more
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TopicImmortals: Fenyx Rising Is a Great Game and I recommend It
Fazeo13
02/14/21 4:47:47 PM
#4
Looks at op

Boo this man!
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TopicITT post old forgotten sitcoms nobody talks about
Fazeo13
02/09/21 9:16:49 AM
#97
Perfect Strangers
Step by Step
Workaholics
The PJs
The Andy Richter show
Ally mc meal
Benson
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TopicPeople calling Tom Brady racist for winning Superbowl during Black History Month
Fazeo13
02/09/21 6:24:51 AM
#32
Didn't the same thing happen to jake paul for that boxing match during blm struggle.
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TopicAOC got rekt hard this week huh?
Fazeo13
02/04/21 6:52:28 PM
#18
Neigh
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TopicBiggest problem with dating apps?
Fazeo13
02/04/21 10:14:25 AM
#14
My friend had 70 liked you on okcupid so paid up to find out. 60 of them were straight up trash the 10 that were decent didn't respond. What a fucking scam.
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TopicWould you fuck dis fat chick?
Fazeo13
02/04/21 8:14:19 AM
#4
That's gonna be no from me dawg.
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TopicRate this girl I have a date with
Fazeo13
02/04/21 8:11:47 AM
#18
What a lovely nose she has.
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TopicWork crush is literally only 19
Fazeo13
02/04/21 8:07:00 AM
#21
I SAID HOW'S HER ASS!!?

Now just do the polite thing and answer the question.
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TopicHow do you not get depressed about looks?
Fazeo13
02/03/21 6:39:48 PM
#38
It ain't your looks it's what y'all got up in your boots.
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TopicCountry Star Morgan Wallen removed from radio playlists after he used the n-word
Fazeo13
02/03/21 6:37:16 PM
#46
Maybe he had a slip of the tounge?

For example: can a ****** get some cornbread up in here?

It's more likely than you think?
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TopicGot stood up by a dominatrix :(
Fazeo13
02/03/21 6:31:18 PM
#8
Prolly for the best last one stole my bicycle. I mean they're supposed to be evil.
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TopicHow do you not get depressed about looks?
Fazeo13
02/03/21 2:26:17 PM
#13
Hey if no neck ed can do it you can do it.

Mail order breh.

Just do it.
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TopicWomen, we need to talk
Fazeo13
02/02/21 10:35:01 AM
#7
Absolutely not.
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Topictinder babe wanna love but i just wanna fuck
Fazeo13
02/02/21 8:38:59 AM
#5
How much does she weight? How's her ass?
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TopicIf emoji annoy you...why?
Fazeo13
02/02/21 8:37:36 AM
#17


I fucking love emojis and the movie was great!

No sorry I got that mixed up with sausage party.
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TopicAre you racist?
Fazeo13
02/02/21 8:34:58 AM
#33
No I hate everybody equally.
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TopicI want to drink AOC's bathwater
Fazeo13
01/28/21 6:56:18 PM
#21
She has real nice pair of chompers. I'll bet she can eat at least 13 carrots in 1 minute?
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TopicAnyone here still in locked down mode for the pandemic?
Fazeo13
01/28/21 6:52:07 PM
#15
Oh that lockdown thing is still going on? I didn't really notice. We're on a soft lockdown so we can't go out late at night. I never really went out late so, eh.

Working at home so being a real lazy bastard and getting fatter everyday.
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Topicwhat is it like to eat a V
Fazeo13
01/24/21 5:28:04 PM
#12
Taste like fish smells like chicken boy o boy you don't know what you been missing? Quote from Michael Timothy Jasper Douglas.
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TopicBritish people when they get jumped be like
Fazeo13
01/22/21 12:40:42 PM
#34
Funkydog posted...

Sod off you berk before I knock your block off.


You cheeky slag I'll take care of you in a minute you absolute mug.
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TopicBritish people when they get jumped be like
Fazeo13
01/22/21 12:29:32 PM
#28
Funkydog posted...
You plonker.


You better watch that mowf mate or I'll give you a right good clip around the earhole. I'm hairy porter I am.
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TopicBritish people when they get jumped be like
Fazeo13
01/22/21 12:18:01 PM
#20
VipaGTS posted...

Cawl the gahbna. cheeky bruv oi.

U wot mate? You better shut yer gob or I'll give you what for you sodding bastard!
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TopicBritish people when they get jumped be like
Fazeo13
01/22/21 12:50:46 AM
#18
DuranOfForcena posted...
i can't believe you've done this


Oi av you got a loicence for this meme?
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TopicBritish people when they get jumped be like
Fazeo13
01/21/21 7:40:33 PM
#9
Oi mate mind if I bum a ***?
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TopicBiden wants me to stop hating on Repubs and for us become united
Fazeo13
01/21/21 2:26:03 PM
#5
Never trust a trumper execute order 67 put em on a list and ship them to the re-education camps! BLM!?
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TopicReal life Birds of Prey: Female masked vigilantes take fight to Drug Cartels.
Fazeo13
01/19/21 7:06:57 AM
#10
NoMeLx22x posted...
This is depressing because it's not like the Cartel is going to go "Shit maybe we should take it easy with them since they're obviously hurting"

Instead they'll just double down and want to murder everyone in the town. This shit is sad and is crazy to think it's happening so close to us.


They have wiped out whole towns before the whole damn town, everyone.
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TopicAOC casts blame on Mark Zuckerberg for Capitol riot.
Fazeo13
01/18/21 6:20:26 PM
#13
Jabodie posted...

I've been getting the vibe that the party is over when it comes to a completely free internet. Hard to imagine new regulations aren't on the way.


Yup the great firewall of usa. Everyone will just follow China's lead social credit score etc. The larger our populations get the harder it will be to keep unity.
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TopicIndian people or people who like Indian food, recommend me Indian food
Fazeo13
01/18/21 6:08:58 PM
#5
Butter chicken, chicken curry and rice, lamb curry and rice
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TopicCat attempts to assassinate owner in their sleep.
Fazeo13
01/18/21 5:58:57 PM
#20
My gf was sleeping over and when she woke up the cat was standing on her chest, he then got real mad and started beating the shit out of her and screaming at her. I think it was a territorial thing? What a complete and utter bastard I miss the guy. she screamed her head off, kinda funny actually. Well sort of but not for her I guess.

Back to the original post I think the cat was just using the owner mouth to keep warm, probably Alaska or something?
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Topicthis chick's in her 60's
Fazeo13
01/18/21 8:49:59 AM
#16
Yuck the milks gone bad .
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TopicTold my mom she dissapoints me. That went over like a
Fazeo13
01/15/21 2:11:51 AM
#37
My parennnnnts are deaaadddd!?
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TopicOur Queen and future President of da United States
Fazeo13
01/14/21 4:48:38 PM
#20
voldothegr8 posted...
She'll need more than the simp army to vote for her, and fortunately simps are the only people who will vote for her.


https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRXfLFQb8Cid-MXMC5ROfoeIvoEwUjQMDyeXeHG0Eni-a9ZYijN&s

Nah breh take a good look at that. She'll chew a hole in your door! What a lovely pair of chompers.
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TopicYou ever wonder what starving homeless people think of pets
Fazeo13
01/14/21 10:11:29 AM
#5
Yum, yum
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TopicLucid dreaming is dumb
Fazeo13
01/12/21 2:41:33 PM
#9
Can't do it. Tried no luck.
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TopicOur Queen and future President of da United States
Fazeo13
01/12/21 9:04:34 AM
#14
3PiesAndAFork posted...
I though this was going to be a picture of Queen Elizabeth and Joe Biden.


Not my qween#
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TopicOur Queen and future President of da United States
Fazeo13
01/12/21 8:43:11 AM
#12
R1masher posted...
Thats one strong face, wonder if she works it out


Nice strong jawline and a proud roman nose. Really nice pair of chompers too.
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TopicOur Queen and future President of da United States
Fazeo13
01/12/21 8:23:11 AM
#7
The_Creep_2020 posted...

Which guy from the wire?


Bubbles maybe he's her dad or something?
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TopicOur Queen and future President of da United States
Fazeo13
01/12/21 7:21:43 AM
#4
Looks like that guy from the wire?
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TopicI honestly envy da Bisexual crowd
Fazeo13
01/09/21 5:12:22 PM
#15
meestermj posted...
Twice the options, twice the rejection!
*brought to you by a bisexual who's been single 7 years*


Mail order breh 90 day fiancee
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TopicWould you date Jen?
Fazeo13
01/08/21 4:51:41 PM
#70
Nah, maybe just a pump and dump doe?
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TopicOh God da...there's nothing stopping Eric or Don Jr from running in 2024+
Fazeo13
01/08/21 4:44:36 PM
#20
Demographics are destiny. There will never be a repub president again.

By 2024 a huge amount of boomber trumpers will have died out.

Dreamers numbers will have increased dramatically. Hopefully aoc can take it easy peasy or the dems will have sold their souls to the corpos and we'll be in a different nightmare scenario?
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TopicFor the first time, I went back to a woman I've already slept with. It was just
Fazeo13
01/08/21 4:38:53 PM
#21
Did she stink?
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TopicThe MAGA board is now closed down
Fazeo13
01/08/21 12:12:12 PM
#9
Prolly too much work for the mods.
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TopicHave you ever dated or slept with a MUCH older woman? Like fifties or something?
Fazeo13
01/08/21 11:13:35 AM
#18
First you gonna need a whole buncha lubrication. Matain focus you don't look into the fire when you're poking it with a stick. Those chicken wings are boner kllers. You also going to need a whole bunch of douche. The smell can be overpowering at first but you got to power through. I'd say about 5 breath mints each just to be safe. If you're nice she may even buy you a ps5 after showing her what a stallion you are. Plenty of viagra needed. And don't you don't want to try anything too adventurous you don't wana kill or injure the old bag
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