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TopicAnyone else use to listen to Cradle of Filth?
Homeless_Waifu
02/20/21 12:10:11 AM
#8
Who?

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TopicGiant crocodile swims by bull shark, bull shark nopes out right away
Homeless_Waifu
02/17/21 9:48:38 AM
#12
The Popo posted...
Man
Humans aren't really predators though...
Yes humans may hunt animals for food, but they can also be opportunistic or salvagers.
Humans by nature are survivalist and one of few creatures on earth that use whatever the environment has to offer as a tactical advantage to ensure their survival.

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TopicWe have a POLICE CHASE again
Homeless_Waifu
02/15/21 6:52:37 PM
#39
If the police were smart they would of used the CCTV footage that's inside the parking lot...


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TopicGot the most valaentines at work...
Homeless_Waifu
02/14/21 10:29:25 PM
#5
I got nothing
No one talked to me, not even a hi or how's your day or a simple happy Valentine's day

Forever alone!

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Topicthere's a special place reserved in hell for whoever's responsible for those toi
Homeless_Waifu
02/14/21 10:10:20 PM
#5
There's a special place in hell for someone who likes to shove toilet paper in the toilet, roll the toilet paper down like if they're drapes/curtains cascading to the point numerous folds of toilet paper touches the surface of the public bathroom floor ridden with piss or a floor that hasn't been properly kept by the janitorial staff (maybe toilet water contaminated the floor to, as sometimes the toilets get backed up and toilet water will rise up!).

Either way this is why I dont use public bathrooms!

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TopicGiant crocodile swims by bull shark, bull shark nopes out right away
Homeless_Waifu
02/14/21 10:02:53 PM
#3
What many people don't realize is that crocodiles and alligators are extremely aggressive creatures that can become instantly hostile to anything that dares to move in their line of sight. Not only are they aggressive, they are fast land walkers and formidable foes in water... their bite strength alone easily shreds through bones with minimal effort.

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TopicAnyone else dislike Billie Eilish's music and aesthetic?
Homeless_Waifu
02/14/21 9:54:14 PM
#5
Irony posted...
I hate mumble music


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Topicgrown adult wrights FIVE HUNDRED PAGE RANT at a 13 year old
Homeless_Waifu
02/14/21 9:35:45 PM
#24
The fuck is a *janpuu dance* !?

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TopicI want some Valentines Day stories.
Homeless_Waifu
02/14/21 6:42:53 PM
#2
When I was in elementary school, I got a Valentine card from some girl that I hardly ever talked to... But it said "I HATE YOU"

I showed it to my teacher, and my teacher told her to redo it!

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TopicThat OF place is a scam.
Homeless_Waifu
02/14/21 1:58:10 PM
#5
Google their of username, turn off safety search and see what happens. Some of them might even have links to multiple social medias, so you could at least get a good look on what they look like...
Or if you're extremely lucky, someone might of uploaded a sample of their videos on a third party porn streaming site

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TopicI have discovered my new hobby!
Homeless_Waifu
02/14/21 1:53:39 PM
#5
nothanks1 posted...
Yeah but then how can I get monies and then also how can I get the work crush to do voice acting and tell me things like I'm worthless and I'll never amount to anything?

Just tell her you're making a video game/animation project for fun, invite her over to your place and do some audio recording.

Having some kinda script MAY help, otherwise she might get nervous at the idea of having to improvise her character.

IF you're lucky, Studio Molecule or whatever company that made this game might sponsor you or whatever, probably even help you get your game to become a full fledged paid video game on the PlayStation storefront

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TopicI have discovered my new hobby!
Homeless_Waifu
02/14/21 1:49:25 PM
#3
Buy a PS4, and get the game called Dreams.
You'll be able to do what you described without having to know complex computer language

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TopicIf you wanna score some Valentine's points, try writing a crappy comic
Homeless_Waifu
02/14/21 1:43:40 PM
#5
Does my sig count or this!?

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TopicHappy singles awareness day!
Homeless_Waifu
02/14/21 12:12:31 PM
#9
I just draw or play video games
Ya know things that keep me distracted



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TopicShould I put in my 2 weeks notice tonight?
Homeless_Waifu
02/14/21 12:33:39 AM
#28
Find a new job first and then quit.
If you quit now with no job, you'll struggle to make ends meet as you don't know for sure how long it'll take you to find another job especially during the coronavirus where many employers are constantly downsizing especially in retail or fast food industries affected by the coronavirus or the temporary heroes pay.

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TopicWhat famous person do YOU share a birthday with?
Homeless_Waifu
02/13/21 7:12:28 PM
#30
Heartomaton posted...
You that's the same as mine. Check the link above.
Oh man, sweet!

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TopicWhat famous person do YOU share a birthday with?
Homeless_Waifu
02/13/21 6:13:53 PM
#7
Dec 29?
Can't think of anyone famous with that birthday

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Topicamericans, pls explain
Homeless_Waifu
02/13/21 6:04:41 PM
#5
Lick was a very outdated way of saying hit or spank...

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TopicCE, it's up to you, the fate of this candy bar is in your hands?
Homeless_Waifu
02/13/21 5:53:40 PM
#10
PiOverlord posted...
I don't have a hammer on me :(

To be fair, I was only kidding.
The other reason why I asked something unreasonable is because I knew a guy who asked something similar to this thread. One of my other friends asked him to use a hammer, but he didn't have one so ended up punching the chocolate bar O_o

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TopicWhat should I consume for dinner
Homeless_Waifu
02/13/21 5:36:49 PM
#5
Church's Fried Chicken

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TopicCE, it's up to you, the fate of this candy bar is in your hands?
Homeless_Waifu
02/13/21 5:34:28 PM
#2
With a hammer

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TopicYou know an anime character is FUCKED when....
Homeless_Waifu
02/13/21 5:30:23 PM
#3
Even if it's a hentai?

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TopicDid you managed to get a waifu before Valentine's Day!?
Homeless_Waifu
02/13/21 4:18:43 PM
#3
DirkDiggles posted...
I've had one for years.
Did you marry her!?

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TopicBased on others' usernames, we guess who their special Valentine is.
Homeless_Waifu
02/13/21 4:05:58 PM
#2
Uh


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TopicDid you managed to get a waifu before Valentine's Day!?
Homeless_Waifu
02/13/21 3:56:56 PM
#1
Did you get a waifu?




I couldn't find one so I drew one myself... Or at least I tried!


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TopicWhich ancient civilization could've stood a chance of thriving in today's world?
Homeless_Waifu
02/11/21 12:36:21 PM
#27
Firewerx posted...
I don't know. Just imagine how long serial numbers would be if they were expressed in Roman numerals.
error CDIV: post not recognized by the mighty ZEUS

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TopicCooked bacon last night and it still smells like bacon as hell in here
Homeless_Waifu
02/11/21 12:32:53 PM
#4
Cook more bacon

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TopicWhy can't I pay from my Venmo balance?
Homeless_Waifu
02/11/21 12:31:52 PM
#5
This is why I still carry around pocket change

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TopicWhich ancient civilization could've stood a chance of thriving in today's world?
Homeless_Waifu
02/11/21 12:21:02 PM
#19
Probably the Inca's
They had roads, delivery men (I guess you could say modern day Amazon delivery men), cities built on top of mountains...

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TopicWater drinkers - cold or room temp?
Homeless_Waifu
02/10/21 10:06:11 PM
#2
Cold, even on days where's it's cold/freezing outside

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TopicPedo denies being a pedo but waitaminute...
Homeless_Waifu
02/10/21 9:16:37 PM
#36
Conker posted...
I get that words change based on the generally accepted use but you cant say it doesnt matter, especially if the person arguing is talking about literal use. Again, I was pointing out the person using the actual definition, not whether it would change for law or what others have social perception of them.

Really, it matters until enough people misuse a word and then it becomes accepted as right because most people get used to the wrong usage cuz theyre not smart.

Im gonna call every game console a Nintendo from now on though. It doesnt matter, you know what I mean.

It doesn't matter because the terminology is not recognized by law. The way the government sees it, is that anyone consider a minor is still a child.

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TopicPedo denies being a pedo but waitaminute...
Homeless_Waifu
02/10/21 8:57:06 PM
#31
Conker posted...
What? It would matter in regards to arguing the correct terminology.

Of course it doesnt matter what you call someone if theyre going on the sex offenders list or any other legal aspects of it.

The guy seemed to be arguing the definition of pedo though, which he would be right...it just doesnt make him any less of a sick creep that if in the US probably falls under a sex offender unless he gets away with it through odd locations with weird laws or religious loopholes.

Terminology doesn't really matter though...
A pedophile in the US, is simply someone who has an attraction towards minors. It cannot be justified.

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TopicPedo denies being a pedo but waitaminute...
Homeless_Waifu
02/10/21 8:47:34 PM
#24
Conker posted...
Well, the whole topic was specifically about the guy saying he wasnt a pedo and arguing that distinction. So pointing out the technicality hes using to distinguish with that person in an argument there is kinda the point.

Obviously, anytime someone makes a correction or clarification in regards to this kind of stuff it doesnt matter because people only want to say, OMG defending a creepy perverted child molester! or whatever nonsense.
By law, the distinction doesn't matter nor will any form of justification will protect you from being convicted of a felony...
Anyone under the age of 18 is simply recognized as a minor.

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TopicHBO Max working on Velma (from Scooby Doo) animated origin series
Homeless_Waifu
02/10/21 8:40:50 PM
#15
My glasses, I can't see without my glasses

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TopicForced to get a new phone smh
Homeless_Waifu
02/10/21 1:31:25 PM
#2
I would of went with a mid range phone tbh.
Something like the Samsung Galaxy A21 is good enough for me

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Topicwhat if women laid eggs
Homeless_Waifu
02/10/21 11:18:56 AM
#24
BilalPowell posted...
What if men laid eggs?
The universe would restart

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TopicDaily Reminder: You are exactly someone's preferred type. Someone somewhere :)
Homeless_Waifu
02/10/21 11:12:21 AM
#42
I know women do t wanna be near me, because I steal and sniff their panties!
#never stood a chance
#set up to fail from the very start
#guaranteed to fail
#no hope


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TopicIs dis da luckiest dude ever?
Homeless_Waifu
02/09/21 10:31:06 PM
#4
Crono99 posted...
There's more to life than banging chicks
Like wot?

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Topicwhat if women laid eggs
Homeless_Waifu
02/09/21 7:47:19 PM
#2
Women do lay eggs though, just not the way you expect it

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TopicAnyone else ever have an American Pie type of experience?
Homeless_Waifu
02/09/21 7:43:26 PM
#19
Chicken posted...
So you were underaged and molested.
Pretty much.
If something like this was well known, that ladies career would be over.

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