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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Minecraft is more survivor

Terraria is more action adventure

Luv them both though


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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

3 days in GA once... 1st thing I did after that was buy a little gas generator.

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Gonna buy some Gamestop stock... I hear its making a comeback in big way!

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Is the correct answer

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

"What about your friends?"

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

You guys are right Biden should have all ready had a comprehensive health care plan week one! All he had to to do is use Trump's comprehensive health care plan which I heard is much better than ObamaCare and just change the name.

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Last I checked it was all ready illegal to incite a riot...

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

All I want to do
is slide my %^$# into
A Giant Woman
A Giant Woman

...I'm not sorry...

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

I'm canceling my vote and my pre-order for the next election!

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Was it the lizard people, clones, time travelers, baby-eaters, baby-liquidators, or the magic that made her think that there was a possibility that it was a lie?

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Pls do...

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Some Rando poison spitter in Torchlight 3... kinda screwed...

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

My pillow makes even prison bunks feel like sleeping on a cloud. -Kyle Rittenhouse </s>

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Buffalo chicken tenders > any other kind of chicken

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Please god

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Hey man you can't just go posting all the proof of voter fraud in 2020... Trump might need that.

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Pretty sure the Platinum Plan would have found "unforeseeable issues" and have to be dropped... "temporarily."

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Ya'll really making it tough for me to win my 2.5 copies of Gang Beasts...

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

"Democracy is democracy but I will die before I let harm befall a Target!

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

If they give these %$#@ers a slap on the wrist...

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

A literal attack on the Capitol building... hand wringing and inaction. Protest too close to a Target and you're peeing blood.

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

I'll take an xbox card for the record...

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

How many more can you lose Trump?

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Looking pretty good...

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

2021's looking up!

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

I'm in

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Has Nevada updated yet?

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

https://richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner/national_dex.html#dragonite+mew+scizor+tyranitar+rayquaza+lucario

Been kinda feelin the itch might just jump back in...

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Quickly becoming my favorite song...

https://twitter.com/i/status/1345822710304268288

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Honestly his inflection didn't sound like he was trying to be racist. It seemed like he was trying to be "down" given the lack of a hard R... still tough luck *!&&@ stay in your lane and see ya at the next BLM protest.

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Same energy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTC4gMxivII

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Hell no! That ups my chances of catching a Batass whoopin by at least 67%.

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Me: *Looks over at Mariah Carey*

Mariah Carey: *Looks back at me*

Both: Nah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAkMkVFwAoo


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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Layin' fools out in heaven now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFJThMDLYM4

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

A resounding yes!!

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Betty_White.jpg

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

AH the memories...

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKb8Dpwyloc

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

I say it for the love of the game and to rub it in more than anything else.

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Completely secure?

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Since no one else is mentioning it... the place is called "Four Seasons Total Landscaping."

P-pretty sure they booked the right place... we all love having speeches next to sexshops...

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

*hears The Wolfpack theme in the distance*

*nods*

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Hey cut GA in on some of that.

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

MAGA hats goin on clearance gonna have to get me one for the memories... LOL!

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Even with 2020 being as crazy as it is I didn't see this coming....

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

B-But... Hillary's e-mails tho.

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh

Trump: These windmills are producing too much CO2.

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
-Daniel Tosh