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TopicGuess who's the best motherfucking goalie in the NHL bitches
King_Hellebuyck
09/22/20 11:11:48 AM
#4
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TopicGuess who's the best motherfucking goalie in the NHL bitches
King_Hellebuyck
09/21/20 8:21:20 PM
#1
https://www.nhl.com/news/winnipeg-jets-goalie-connor-hellebuyck-wins-vezina-trophy/c-319122172

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 5:34:05 PM
#69
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I never want to get off
Hard disagree

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 12:35:23 PM
#67
J03can posted...
Well there was more to it. If youre not comfortable dating thats ok, try to focus more on getting rid of that toxicity. Sounds like you are, so good.
Yup! Last year I fucked my knee up so bad that it still hasnt recovered, like Im in a ton of pain if I walk too much or try to push it exercise wise and that interferes with my job where Im on my feet all day. Trying to really work out so I can feel good hasnt been viable and that gets me down so much. Like whats the point of getting laid if Im out of breath in 2 minutes?

Jerking less is actually fairly low on my list of shit I need to do, but I figured it would also be the one that CE would have advice for.

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 11:25:37 AM
#63
Sir Will posted...
I quoted DuranOfForcena, so if you blocked him then that's why you can't see mine I guess.
Oh whoops, hes the first person I blocked and didnt realize thats how it works. My bad.

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Sir Will, I assumed he had me on ignore because I couldnt see 55.

J03can posted...
Well dude that is my advice. Set small goals. I would strongly recommend dating. If you dont have confidence and think your ugly or some other dumb shit like that (not calling you dumb, i just used to be like this and now know its toxic thinking thats not true), do stuff to get yourself some confidence - excercise, new clothes, a haircut, etc
Ive been struggling with romantic and sexual relationships for a few years now, which certainly hasnt helped. My
mental health definitely has too much toxicity, and Im working on all that. But unfortunately get a date during a pandemic isnt very helpful advice for me right now, although I do appreciate the effort.

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:59:57 AM
#59
Sir Will posted...
Or result in some weird fetishes.
Ok Im confused right now - I cant see post #55 but I can see this one.

FortuneCookie posted...
Jerk it to stuff that disgusts you or turns you off. That'll kick the habit.
Nah that just means Ill jerk off for longer trying to get that nut

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:52:48 AM
#56
...and now that other dude blocked me for asking him not to engage with the dick meltdown in my topic

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:50:18 AM
#54
What is so difficult about not melting down over peoples dicks? Jesus fucking Christ

J03can posted...
I get it man, but nobody can do it for you.
You have to set small goals. Like go one day. Then go 2 days. And so on
But other people have successfully done that and had successful strategies and ways to keep themselves honest. Im not expecting someone to pull my hand off my dick but telling myself not tonight honestly never works for more than a night or two. So advice is appreciated.

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:35:50 AM
#51
J03can posted...
Then you should try to mentally toughen up. Like doesnt have to be today, but it would be better.
Get a girlfriend tho, or at the very least a FWB
Thats the point of asking for help and advice. Beating an addiction is mental strength.

Sir Will posted...
I will agree that they are not to the same severity. However, outside very rare medical need, there's no good justification for circing a child either. There is nothing wrong with people who have had it done to them. Nobody should ever be made to feel bad about it. But I will always contend that forcing it on others is wrong.
Please stop talking about this

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:31:36 AM
#44
GentlemanGamer posted...
so then why is it hard to stop
Im too mentally weak to stop myself from trying to get that dopamine high that used to come from ejaculating

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:30:06 AM
#42
DuranOfForcena posted...
are you attempting to demonstrate that the second post you quoted invalidates the first post you quoted? because it doesn't. look again at the content of the post that the latter post was in response to.
Here, Ill just make it easy and block you since youre incapable of shutting the fuck up

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:26:19 AM
#38
DuranOfForcena posted...
i'm not having a meltdown over dicks, i'm having a meltdown over circumcision being equated with actual genital mutilation.

DuranOfForcena posted...
you have no fucking idea what you are talking about. your insecurities about having an ugly anteater dick that women recoil in terror from when they see it has deranged you into thinking some fanciful falsehoods about circumcision in order to rationalize your ugly anteater dick as being superior.
Yeah ok, shut the fuck up

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:22:05 AM
#35
dolomedes posted...
it's not violent to pull on a foreskin and snip it off?

it's not disfiguring to cut a chunk of flesh off a baby?

the only one stuck in their feelings is you, dude.
Can you also stop? This isnt a circumcision topic.

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:20:51 AM
#33
DuranOfForcena posted...
look up the definition of mutilation. circumcision is not a violent or disfiguring injury and is not something that inflicts serious damage. you don't get to just make up new definitions for words because of "muh feelings".
Can you stop having a meltdown over dicks in my topic?

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:18:07 AM
#31
GentlemanGamer posted...
why do you want to stop? everything is a waste of time, idk, seems weird.
Its not even worth the 3 seconds of dopamine anymore

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 9:59:01 AM
#14
...are people actually confused by using lotion? Like yall just go at it dry all the time?

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 9:33:34 AM
#11
Choco posted...
people use lotion to jack off? ;>_>
Feels way better than not using it.

Vermander posted...
Get a girlfriend
That never stopped me before

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Ugh Im sick of all my hobbies

Parappa09 posted...
monetise it
I think Im past the point of wanting to do that

Hicks233 posted...
When your pecker is mutilated at birth it no longer has a functionality that it normally would.
...what? Do you think uncircumcised guys cant enjoy their dick being lubricated when they jerk it?

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TopicHow do I stop jerking off so much?
King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 9:27:53 AM
#1
This is just a waste of time and lotion

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TopicBlonde conservative woman compares Black Lives Matter to Nazi Germany.
King_Hellebuyck
08/05/20 3:45:54 PM
#51
Thats not Savvy. This is Savvy:


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TopicThere is a Woman doing a 90+ Man gangbang in NYC
King_Hellebuyck
07/28/20 4:18:07 PM
#163
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TopicExplosives are used against feds and cops in Seattle
King_Hellebuyck
07/26/20 2:45:20 PM
#88
Why is anyone still trying to have a real discussion with someone who is blatantly trolling?

You guys have to be aware of the fact that youre just wasting your time with someone who will lie, move the goalposts, and use non sequitors rather than admitting that hes wrong. Right?

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