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Jen0125 posted...

Had to apply for short term disability at work since I still am sick from covid. This shit is wild I'll tell you hwat

Why is it the one thing I remember about you is you ate 83 shrimp during Red Lobster endless shrimp?

Have you surpassed that record yet?

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Everytime I read rottenmonk's posts, and think about future offsprings, I weep for the humanity. -FranckKnight

Joshs Name posted...

If it was 80k 13 years ago i believe adjusting for inflation you should be bragging for about $100,467.05 at this time

(no idea)

My wife makes $130k and I make $80k, so we're dong ok.

Sadly, we live in California, so we are decidedly middle class

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Everytime I read rottenmonk's posts, and think about future offsprings, I weep for the humanity. -FranckKnight

OhhhJa posted...

Have a baby man, they're awesome! Especially since you guys have good combined income, it would be a cakewalk to give a child a good life

lol of god no

My brother has 3 kids and is miserable. Sorry, no kiddos for me.

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Everytime I read rottenmonk's posts, and think about future offsprings, I weep for the humanity. -FranckKnight

JigsawTDC posted...

bump

Good lord this place is dead.

I've been haunting Reddit more lately. Just a tad more active over there.

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Everytime I read rottenmonk's posts, and think about future offsprings, I weep for the humanity. -FranckKnight

Greenfox111 posted...

???? you only make 80k a day?? what kind of tiny company do you own?? i make at least 300k a day

oh hai bezos

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Everytime I read rottenmonk's posts, and think about future offsprings, I weep for the humanity. -FranckKnight

FrozenBananas posted...

I was totally trolling last time but Im definitely being real this time. My wife makes twice that btw

Oof jealous much, bruh

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Everytime I read rottenmonk's posts, and think about future offsprings, I weep for the humanity. -FranckKnight

So I can make a pretty mean chicken curry without prompting, but I can also cook beef/pork bulgogi meatballs with rice/couscous. Seriously, never thought I would love couscous as much as I do since learning cooking. Boil it for a bit with some butter and scallions and it's comparable to potatoes.

Also, I am humbled to even be in the PotD troll GoaT conversation. Since then, I've gotten into Pro Wrestling and realized Ric Flair and Ted DiBiase did my exact gimmick way better.

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Everytime I read rottenmonk's posts, and think about future offsprings, I weep for the humanity. -FranckKnight

Dude! I'm surprised I got married too! We just celebrated 6 years together last week!

I don't know what to say. You just meet the right person and it happens. I love that I married a strong midwestern woman who is assertive, good with tools and great at marketing.

It's funny because she can (and has) totally kick my a$$ and I'm the cook/homemaker in our marriage. Totally didn't see that coming.

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Everytime I read rottenmonk's posts, and think about future offsprings, I weep for the humanity. -FranckKnight

Ok, ok. It's been a moment since I've hung out here (Reddit > this place, amirite?)

But, I finally, am legit making $80k, nearly 13 years after trolling yall...

Of course my wife makes twice that and I do all the cooking... lol how weird is life now?

No kids of course because lolkids, but life has a weird way of humbling you.

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Everytime I read rottenmonk's posts, and think about future offsprings, I weep for the humanity. -FranckKnight

Coming up on 6 years.

Also, I make $80k.

Fun fact, my wife makes almost double that.

Life is good

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Everytime I read rottenmonk's posts, and think about future offsprings, I weep for the humanity. -FranckKnight