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>fucking stop going out

There's definitely strategies to peeing loudly. Youre trying to hit the biggest amount of surface area possible while your stream is going deep enough to make proper sounds.

Go too shallow and it's more of a higher pitched sound. Go too deep and it's just one large plop. Youre going for a very choppy sea. This is not a static measurement. You need to adjust constantly as the pressure of your pee stream changes.

Once you get more advanced you can try stopping and starting your piss stream. It then becomes like shooting piss bullets into the toilet. You can then either go into a nice rhythm and make it into a beautiful melody which requires more penis dexterity or go full power to where they sound like regular bullets.

Believe it or not, spending shitloads on something for over a decade and hiring the best and the brightest during that time frame works.

It's been a while since I played. What was Higgs story? Why was he chosen by Amelie?

How many dick drawings

I don't imagine it is easy making new and original riddles, so if you haven't made a new and original riddle that's better than this one than you should probably be less critical about someone actually putting forth an effort to do so.

Ok new riddle

I posted a riddle for fun on CE
Quickly was answered on post 33
Sadly that answer was not good enough for me
held out for days in hope they would see
the answer most right according to me.
Now on day 5 I set them all free
by posting my answer for all to see.
Now for some reason they all seem to want to kill me.

Who is this riddle about?

Hint - think latterly (grabs umbrella, giggles, and goes on lunch break as it is 12pm somewhere).

That was my first guess too, but you aren't finding Earth with the telescope, you already found it with your naked eyes. You must "find a planet with the telescope" to win the bet

You go into the brain clinic in central Florida. The assistant hands you a telescope and tells you to find a planet at 12pm. If you can find a planet with the telescope, she says the brain surgeon will give you $1,000,000. Before she leaves, you look at the clock and notice it says 11am. You ask her is this a trick, she says it must be a "real planet." She grabs her umbrella, giggles, and goes on her lunch break.

How can you win this bet?

She has an umbrella meaning it must be raining. So that for the most part eliminates the outside, since with rain comes clouds, and with clouds you can't really look into the sky. I have a feeling it has to do with looking into the telescope and the clock, but I have no idea how.

Oh no, don't YOU worry and trouble yourself on my account, I'm not a millionth part as terrified of death as you are, you can just let me die if it's THAT much of a fucking issue for you. Maybe try being just a little less scared and leave your safety blanket home with mommy?

If you put the clues together its easy to understand what the monolith is and means. This is all just keeping the people occupied for the time being. Look to see what might be happening in Utah otherwise and see why a certain group might want to keep the masses preoccupied.

Yes, but we all understand the difference between what is intended as porn and what isn't.

I remember back in the day you wasn't cool if you didn't have a Duncan butterfly yo-yo

A parent who makes risky decisons without care for consequences, long or short term. Doesnt sound too good for the kids

Yeah, but that's difficult for literal young children (not teenagers, but <10) to grasp or even conceptualize.

Technically, you're susceptible to covid while wearing a mask if other people aren't wearing a mask too. It goes from most protected to least protected like this:

1) Two people both wearing masks and practicing social distancing
2) Two people both wearing masks
3) Two people, but only one is wearing a mask
4) Two people and neither are wearing a mask.

In 3) the mask wearer does have slightly better protection against covid compared to the non-wearer, but the non-wearer is significantly more likely to infect others.

But I though a lot of people together outside doesn't spread Covid. Oh, wait, that's just riotiong. Silly me...

is there an easy mode if im just over it lol

Sounds like you're just projecting lmao

93% of the protests have been peaceful.

And articles keep popping up indicating that far right 'boogaloo bois' are responsible for more of the violent demonstrations.

You wanna be mad? Be mad at the people attempting to sabotage the BLM protests

You clearly don't possess any historical knowledge of riots. They've actually been effective in the past

then shouldn't we all be in jail right now?

There's a place where rape, rampant drug use, violence, and the occasional murder occur that's not the ghetto or regularly and properly patrolled by Police. This magical place is called Fraternity Row.

I'm going to sleep. Gonna set an alarm on my alarm, phone, portable TV, music player, video game system, wireless chargeable computer...that was invented about 10 years ago. Ya, nothing weird about that at all, just a lot of physics, engineering, coding etc. We're just way better than our ancestors, those guys were super lame and lived really boring lives. I wonder why every time I look at the time it's 11:11? Must just be a coincidence... Dang, you must have like a PhD in liberal sciences. You're so much smarter than me! God doesn't exist, but the universe is billions of years old and just spontaneously created itself. Got it! You're all geniuses.

Fighting against a system that values goods over people, you destroy and steal those goods

Those in power don't give a shit if you peacefully walk through the streets yelling

imo

Its not on consumers to understand why a company is making a business decision and make a purchase based on that understanding. Its on a business to provide a product that consumers are willing to purchase.

They left out some of the biggest names from the history of the series (Doctor Doom, Wolverine, Magneto) just to push a larger business agenda. Consumers reacted by not purchasing it. Simple as that.

Besides, there were plenty of other reasons why the game failed...

Seemingly just pulling several character models from MvC3, rather than giving new characters for a fresh experiences.

The illusion of taking the series back a step, going from 3v3 to 2v2.

Capcom went into it with a bad recent track record for fighting games and DLC practices at launch. See also Street Fighter x Tekken (locked DLC on disc) and Street Fighter V (released an incomplete game).

Dragon Ball Fighterz was coming out at the same time and destroyed it from a prelaunch hype perspective.

Grooming? You can groom adults now?

Anyway I never did anything besides answer her emails and accept her invites for years. I was always polite and empathetic when we met, and never said or did anything inappropriate.

Not sure how that's grooming?

E1999 Eternal.