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| Topic | I have 2 women trying to spend Valentine's with me <_< |
| deupd_u2 02/15/21 7:02:47 AM #19 | uwa ej posted... Unless you're living with someone, you shouldn't be "seeing" anyone for Valentine's day. Covid is still a thing Oh, my God. Stop. The other girl never responded, but we coincidentally met a friend of a friend last night who also seems like she could be down later. I'm glad I brought this up. I still got laid with the one. I feel like I have to end every post with shifty eyes for this subject >_> --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I have 2 women trying to spend Valentine's with me <_< |
| deupd_u2 02/14/21 8:04:11 AM #12 | 1 said yes, I'm waiting for the other to respond <_< --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I was out at the club last night, and this chick came up to me and said... |
| deupd_u2 02/07/21 12:55:29 PM #7 | It's quite existencially terrifying to think deupd_u fucks, isn't it? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | deupd_u is an outstanding man worthy of being loved |
| deupd_u2 02/06/21 10:18:40 PM #5 | I'm in love with you, deupd_u! I never want to let you go! You make my heart stop! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | deupd_u is an outstanding man worthy of being loved |
| deupd_u2 02/06/21 10:08:20 PM #3 | R1masher posted... Is this written in chicken blood under your bed? Who says it's chicken? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Official Saturday night party topic 2/6/21! 'Drinking to forget' |
| deupd_u2 02/06/21 10:07:30 PM #2 | I will party with deupd_u! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | POP QUIZ: Without cheating, what is the capital of Missouri? |
| deupd_u2 02/06/21 3:27:44 PM #12 | |
| Topic | A woman dumped me last month, and I just found her profile on Tinder |
| deupd_u2 02/06/21 2:01:32 PM #61 | I haven't gotten such an unexpected and intense reaction from you guys since you started making fun of my legs being skinny --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | A woman dumped me last month, and I just found her profile on Tinder |
| deupd_u2 02/06/21 12:46:32 PM #51 | Arcanine2009 posted...
I'm not "calling out" anything. It's just, "hey I saw you" LivingLegend posted...
Her face suddenly showing up on my phone and taking my breath away seems like popping up to me --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | A woman dumped me last month, and I just found her profile on Tinder |
| deupd_u2 02/06/21 12:39:27 PM #47 | I don't see how it's stalking to text someone after them popping up in your life? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Official Friday night party topic 2/5/21! 'Blackout, blood in your eye!' |
| deupd_u2 02/05/21 9:21:11 PM #5 | Headed out. Be safe and have fun! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Names that only old people have |
| deupd_u2 02/05/21 5:51:30 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Official Friday night party topic 2/5/21! 'Blackout, blood in your eye!' |
| deupd_u2 02/05/21 5:50:41 PM #2 | Drinking beer and posting while in the bathtub rn...naked --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Looked up a woman from college who wanted to do me but I was too dumb to realize |
| deupd_u2 02/03/21 7:45:25 PM #10 | Returning_CEmen posted...
And you think I'm not and don't? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Cicely Tyson dies |
| deupd_u2 01/28/21 7:36:56 PM #8 | I, too, know exactly who that is. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Is deupd_u insane? Is he a monster? |
| deupd_u2 01/25/21 6:35:20 PM #4 | R1masher posted... He's partying with a babe too, though --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What are your favorite "sagas" in CE's history? |
| deupd_u2 01/24/21 4:04:13 PM #37 | My "insanity pictures" with dramatic images and text. Those were fun. That's when I turned freaking mental --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Nananana, nananana, hey hey hey... |
| deupd_u2 01/24/21 3:58:11 PM #1 | Red tie! Some guy! Strong bi! French fry! Most important topic of 2021 --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I'm sad and scared and lonely and dying. Please talk to me |
| deupd_u2 01/24/21 3:48:30 PM #14 | If this wretch, The Adversary himself, the deupster, can succumb to such darkness, what hope is there for you? Be afraid! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I'm sad and scared and lonely and dying. Please talk to me |
| deupd_u2 01/24/21 3:31:51 PM #12 | Still dying. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! The nightmare is infinite --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Is there anyone in any dating sites besides Tinder? |
| deupd_u2 01/24/21 1:56:42 PM #1 | I hear Hinge is a thing, but everything else is old stuff. Bumble has freaking nobody, I remember I once set my distance to max and literally swiped right on all of them --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I'm sad and scared and lonely and dying. Please talk to me |
| deupd_u2 01/23/21 2:18:33 PM #1 | Hi. How is your day? I went to the beach and looked at all the butts and yitties put there. My world famous, show-stopping legs are now sandy, so I'm off home to shower --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Official Friday night party topic 1/22/21! 'Nothing to beer but beer itself' |
| deupd_u2 01/22/21 8:31:28 PM #6 | |
| Topic | Official 1/16/21 party topic! 'Still drunk, and we're doing it again!' |
| deupd_u2 01/16/21 10:17:20 PM #3 | deupd_u posted... Party mit mir I'll party with you! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Official Friday night party topic 1/15/20! 'Too drunk to open the DeLorean door' |
| deupd_u2 01/15/21 10:18:06 PM #9 | PatrickMahomes posted... uhh it's 2021 But is it? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Official Friday night party topic 1/15/20! 'Too drunk to open the DeLorean door' |
| deupd_u2 01/15/21 9:43:39 PM #6 | TFW the deupster parties harder than you --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | So some girl that works at a store that i deliver to told me to tell her... |
| deupd_u2 01/12/21 8:24:11 PM #6 | Stallion_Prime posted...
"I post on GameFAQs" "TAKE ME" --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do not eat fish after you drink water bc it can swim in ur stomach |
| deupd_u2 01/10/21 8:51:23 AM #8 | Philoktetes posted... and u will feel gulugulu in ur stomach But that's what gets me off --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Official Friday night party topic 1/8! First thrasher of 2021! |
| deupd_u2 01/08/21 7:13:55 PM #5 | deupd_u posted... Your plans, your drink, how pumped you are! Me too! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Recommend XBone games |
| deupd_u2 01/03/21 3:00:09 PM #1 | I only got the thing a year ago, and I'm kind of out of games already. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | 'Caller, you're on the air! What song do you want to hear?' |
| deupd_u2 01/02/21 1:45:53 PM #1 | "I want song #3 of the same 4 songs you've been playing on loop for the last month!" "Ooh! Party girl, huh?" --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Nancy Pelosi's house was vandalized |
| deupd_u2 01/01/21 4:46:33 PM #10 | >anarchy symbol >demanding government money --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I just bought $30 worth of scratch tickets and... |
| deupd_u2 01/01/21 4:39:42 PM #2 | You need to buy $30 more and win more than $60 then. Duh! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I'm sad that I'm definitely going to not get any New Year's kisses tonight |
| deupd_u2 12/31/20 10:25:50 PM #11 | I'm at da club, but they opened an hour late, so no one is even here --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | So, imma be real... i dont think I hate St. Anger (Metallica) |
| deupd_u2 12/31/20 3:11:53 PM #3 | It never gets respect...? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I'm sad that I'm definitely going to not get any New Year's kisses tonight |
| deupd_u2 12/31/20 3:06:36 PM #5 | Socrawheeze posted... what's the point of lying about this stuff? you're gonna stay home and drink, not because you wanna, but because you can't even get a 10/10 smokeshow in your dreams and you're too intimidated to go to a club Quite dreadful to think deupd_u of gamefaqs.gamespot.com, the wretched devil himself, is actually Chad IRL. I can't believe it myself, at times. I go clubbing 'erry week, I'm quite popular. --Zero- posted... Go back to being inactive please. deupd_u doesn't die, it only fades. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | How do I pick a TV, anyway? |
| deupd_u2 12/27/20 9:00:09 AM #1 | What specs and stuff are actually important and not just pretend important to snobs? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | deupd_u is sad |
| deupd_u2 12/21/20 7:26:09 PM #4 | Perhaps deupd_u2 is more worthy of the good feels --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Why da FUCK hasn't dere been a monolith found in Florida yet??? |
| deupd_u2 12/06/20 11:12:42 AM #4 | It's been between your legs all along --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Oh my lord her legs... |
| deupd_u2 12/05/20 5:20:27 PM #2 | Could be thinner and paler --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I got back from Ollie's I LOVE that place. |
| deupd_u2 12/05/20 5:07:27 PM #2 | I had never heard of them until one came to my town about a year ago. I was shocked they were publicly traded. Good for bed sheets --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do you scream with joy whenever you see a woman? |
| deupd_u2 12/05/20 3:06:25 PM #1 | Do you?
Vote
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| Topic | deupd_u has a WAP |
| deupd_u2 12/05/20 11:01:18 AM #1 | Wiggly-Ass Piernas *dramatic flamenco guitar strum* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Don't fuck with the FAQs |
| deupd_u2 12/03/20 1:36:41 PM #1 | Don't FUCK with the FAQs. 400 till I DIE, bro. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Guys, I'm on a train |
| deupd_u2 12/03/20 10:41:19 AM #4 | They don't have the breakfast buffet at the hotel anymore because of corona, so they gave me a "grab bag breakfast," which was a Nutri-Grain bar and a banana. Wow, suck my dick. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Guys, I'm on a train |
| deupd_u2 12/02/20 1:20:26 PM #3 | modena posted... What city or state? Going to Savannah, GA. I invited CE for a meet up, but no one dared brave the deupster. Also, quote of the day: If it were raining and you needed a dry place to sleep, I'd pour a concrete pad just for you. That's how much I love you. - Methman, said to absolutely no one. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Guys, I'm on a train |
| deupd_u2 12/02/20 1:09:58 PM #1 | First and now hopefully last time I'll take a train. Bunch of methheads trying to fight each other. The police came and threw a guy off. If FedSmoker weren't dead, I would have sworn it was him. The other methheads got off at the same stop, so it's calm now. I hope we don't pick up any more. Scary being in a tin can with them. So that's how my day is going. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Why did people used to be obsessed with Eminem again? |
| deupd_u2 11/28/20 5:23:16 AM #12 | They literally made a movie about his coming up. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Whiskey dick is so cruel. Why did God do this to us? |
| deupd_u2 11/28/20 5:18:05 AM #1 | When I'm drunk the the most likely time for me to get laid, yet also when my ween is incapacitated. Why hast he forsaken us?! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
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