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Bad_Mojo posted...

* Adam Ray as Vince McMahon

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Hell no, I peek out the side of the window, hoping they don't see me. 99% of the time, it's some random solicitor
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Fam_Fam posted...

she essentially said its wrong no matter when it was, and if she went to that party, what would she represent?

Justin Trudeau: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/710/dd0.png
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Trump: "I could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and shoot someone, and wouldn't lose any support"

As true then, as it is now. GQP won't convinct
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MC_BatCommander posted...

You can buy everything but the Rhythm game on PSN right now for like $25 total, lmao at that EGS pricing

The KH3 DLC is also not included in the All-in-one package, so an extra $20 there too
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Mario + Rabbids
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This imgur thread explains it better than I could;

https://imgur.com/gallery/DCCpuZA
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SaintSeiyaX posted...

Honestly if I can do anything with the 3 girls for an entire weekend Id take them. Have orgies, make them cook for me, clean my entire house for me, do my errands, etc. A lot could be accomplished!

This almost sold me, but I'd worry that any housework they did would probably be half-assed, requiring me to fix once the weekend was up.
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He's been doing that gimmick for a while now. Here is one from after the MAGA march

https://twitter.com/anthonycwalker/status/1327657547881472000
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Not really surprised, considering...

https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1346898958900199429
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Socrawheeze posted...

You overpaid. If I knew you were basing a purchase off this thread I would have gone in depth. Sorry bro

Yea, it should be noted that the game just recently became part of EAPlay, which you can subscribe to for $5. Game is short enough that you should be able to beat it in a month before the subscription expires.
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Streisand effect?
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g0ldie posted...

I watched a dude play the game blind, and when he got to the genital customizations, he was like, "huh, what's this...oh my lord!"

Was watching Liam McIntyre (actor from Spartacus) streaming it, and that was literally his reaction too.
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SwayM posted...

Clearly we have a difference of opinion

$16 for 20 nuggets? Holy shit. I can get the same number of nuggets from Burger King for only $3
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The problem is, being such a regular golfer, Trump thinks the person with the lowest score wins. Makes sense that being 7 million under would seem like a landslide win to him
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https://i.imgur.com/xr0QoI8.mp4

That gif is enough for me to know I'm not the target audience for the film
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KawiKa posted...

Plus a load of other crap I can't be arsed to list.

https://blog.twitch.tv/en/2020/12/09/introducing-our-new-hateful-conduct-harassment-policy/

even if the target of your behavior or comments isnt bothered by them, others in the community may nevertheless feel impacted by it.

They actually put a line in there for people who are offended on behalf of others
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Sunken cost fallacy. I put decades into it, so I feel somewhat required to continue to "watch". Though to be fair, I tend to just fast forward through everything. Royal Rumble is really the only time I watch at regular speed.
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She's free to attend if she wants, but she is going alone. Those are our children, and I will argue child endangerment if she tries to take them with her.
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Temporal posted...

>polygon

edit: literally written by Carylon Petit aka GTA V was politically incorrect so i deducted a point

figures they'd give a transwoman the game to review lmao

I knew that name sounded familiar. Petit was on of the people on Anita's Feminist Frequency thing
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Crescente posted...

I think we're going to run out of words in a few years Lol

Once they added "figuratively" to the list of definitions for "literally", it was only a matter of time
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YellowSUV posted...

Does this have anything to do with the Twitch mod who claims she is a deer?

...Fuck, I had completely erased that person from my memory. Thanks for bringing it back up V_V
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masterpug53 posted...

I'd be interested to know the number of people who were rightfully making fun of anti-vaxxers this time last year, yet are now standing up to be counted among them based on the same paper-thin reasoning.

Or, you know, these people are in a separate third group who want the vaccine, but are just being cautious and don't want to be in the early-adopter/first phase
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MKScorpion posted...

Aw shit, I guess that makes me a transphobe now.

I have never been a fan of Ellen Page, but since he is officially trans now that automatically makes me a terrible person who hates people even thought I support LGBTQ+ rights.

Announcing that one is trans does not automatically protect them from criticism, you are fine. Caitlyn Jenner is a perfect example, as they are hated by the masses, and no one seriously gets called a transphobe for that.

Page was a one-note, monotone actor/actress who played the same role in every movie that they were in. I personally couldn't get past the first episode of Umbrella Academy because of it.
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I must be blind, because I'm not seeing that anywhere on the PS blog or PS store. I see "12 months for $45", but nothing about the 3 months free.

Is this perhaps some regional-only offer?

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https://forums.redflagdeals.com/walmart-playstation-plus-12-3-months-51-96-tax-2420542/
Going by that thread, seems to be hit or miss if you actually get the free 3 months. Most of the people reporting that they did get the bonus redeemed a Canadian code, whereas those redeeming the US version did not.
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SiO4 posted...

Personally, I do not trust a Trump-appointed Commissioner of the FDA.
~Just saying.

This
I want to make sure there are no long term side effects, and I don't trust a vaccine that has been rushed this quickly.
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I think I got 1/10.

1. ctfu- cut the fuck up? like, getting hurt?
2. ong - typo for oh my god?
3. opp - I'm down with opp?
4. ratio - I know this one! Getting more comments than likes on a media post!
5. wave - like the thing at sporting events?
6. pacc - The wrestler pacc?
7. lor - lor...d of the rings?
8. ayo - ayo lmao?
9. stole on - Having your personal stuff taken?
10. ran thru - Insulting someone then continuing on?
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King_Hutton posted...

They can spread covid all they want; Joe Biden is still going to be their president come January 20.

I wouldn't really encourage that. These people still frequent our grocery stores and thumb through the produce after they get infected
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SK8T3R215 posted...

When does this pickup don't have to hear how terrible the martini is in Knoxville

Oh ok that picked up quickly lol

Yea, it's technically supposed to be his weekly date-night cooking show with his wife, but since they were out of town, it just boiled down to ranting. Went in and out of the venting throughout

Alton: The only thing any of us are going to be running for is our lives. There isn't going to be anymore running. Are you kidding? How naive are you folks to believe that. It's over. It's over. We're over. We had 15 minutes of hope Saturday night. No, it's done. I don't want to talk about it anymore. To the King. Long live the king. I just want to say that now, because when the patrols come to round us up, I want to have a fighting chance. That's totally where we are. If you don't think that's where we are, you haven't read a history book, and you're stupid.
Elizabeth: Wow, let's see where the comments are
Alton: Oh, I don't give a fuck about the comments. If you don't like the truth... *raspberries*

~6:15-7:25
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For those interested, a mirror of the the Quarantine Kitchen episode that got privatized:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7xgdtl
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CommunismFTW posted...

B: Man he seems drunk.

This sucks to see.

Very. He brought it up in this Tuesdays episode that he's gained 15 pounds and started to drink a lot more in the past couple months. Also kind of half-jokingly talked about taking up smoking again, saying that he'd end up dying before the cancer would get to him anyways. Like I said in the op, it got sad.

Really does seem like he needs help.
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LostForest posted...

Holy shit lol. Of all the comments you could go after in a chat.

Found it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDK8-fUtDrM&t=22m0s

Confused it for another meltdown. The "zzz" one, he just said "fuck off"/called her "unattractive". The really bad one was a couple weeks ago where he really went in, going so far as to challenge the person to a knife fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We3BRi_98D0&t=1h14m7s
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LostForest posted...

I used to love Alton Brown, but he really started to unhinge after he got divorced like 10 years ago. He lost the loveable goofball identity and kinda seemed to turn into an asshole overnight. He went super Hollywood and trendy and started to get really bitter and jaded when interacting with fans

I hope he finds the help he needs cuz the meltdowns he's been having on Twitter over the past month are really sad.

Not just twitter, he's has some pretty bad meltdowns live on Quarantine Kitchen as well. A few months ago, someone went "zzz" in the chat in reference to his sleeping dog in the corner, but he interpreted it wrong and lashed out heavily against the girl. He ended up apologizing after he realized his mistake, but was still a bit nasty
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SK8T3R215 posted...

Wait he's not on food network anymore?

According to the last episode, his contract is up at the end of the month and they weren't looking to renew it. He's in Knoxville now shooting for a Chopped tournament, but that looks to be the last of it
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The other night, during his weekly Cutthroat Kitchen youtube series, Alton began to rant about a whole bunch of different personal issues, including losing his contract with Food Network, having no family, and a worry over if people even cared about him (it got depressing). The video has since been marked as private, but he also made some comments comparing Trump to Hitler, staging a coup, internment camps, death squads, etc.. After the show ended, he apparently kept drinking and brought some of those rantings over to twitter, where he questioned the types of outfits the soldiers would be wearing, causing twitter to blow up

https://nypost.com/2020/11/12/celebrity-chef-alton-brown-apologizes-for-holocaust-tweet/
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Anyone know what the weather is like at Trump's golf course?

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Speaking of Alton... His weekly youtube "cooking" thing from a few hours ago;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We3BRi_98D0

Edit: I haven't gotten around to watching it all yet, but might explain the Slim Jim tweets.
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Why do you think insults towards Dan Schneider get modded?
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ViewtifulGrave posted...

The g comes from the word graphics not jraphics.

The "u" in SCUBA comes from the word "underwater", not "oonderwater".
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Also blocked by many, so they can't see you

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Bestoffuture posted...

I saw that porn, but it was a stepmother. <_<

Theres a more recent one with Ted Cruz's favorite actress getting stuck to a countertop via glue
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Smackems posted...

Kevin doesn't really fit imo. We need something better. Like dumbass

How about Donald. Seems to be a trend with those named Donald throwing tantrums when things don't go their way

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Heard about that from Bernie earlier this month

I will be introducing legislation tomorrow to tax the obscene wealth gains billionaires have made during the public health crisis.

What I think many people do not fully understand is that not everyone is hurting in America. Not everyone needs the Senate to act.

While over 30 million Americans have seen their $600 a week in unemployment benefits expire, emergency actions taken by the Federal Reserve to prop up the stock market have meant that 467 billionaires saw their wealth go up by over $730 billion since the pandemic began.

Let me repeat that. 467 billionaires have seen their wealth go up by over $730 billion during the pandemic.

Meanwhile, during the last four months, while the very, very rich have become much richer, American households have seen their wealth go down by $6.5 trillion.

In all likelihood, in the midst of everything else, we are currently witnessing what is likely the greatest transfer of wealth from the middle class and the poor to the very rich in the modern history of this country.

In other words, in the midst of a pandemic, in the midst of an economic meltdown for working families, in the midst of a great struggle regarding systemic racism and police brutality, in the midst of the existential threat of climate change...

In the midst of a president undermining democracy and moving us toward an authoritarian government, in the midst of all of that, we are seeing a massive increase in income and wealth inequality and the movement in this country toward oligarchy.

Let me give you a few examples of the incredible growth in inequality that is taking place during this horrific pandemic.

While Amazon is denying paid sick leave, hazard pay and personal protective equipment to 450,000 of its workers, Jeff Bezos has increased his wealth by over $70 billion.

While U.S. taxpayers are subsidizing the starvation wages at Walmart, our nations largest private employer, the Walton family has made over $20 billion during the pandemic and now has a net worth of over $200 billion.

While 40 million Americans face eviction, Elon Musk has nearly tripled his wealth over the past four months and now has a net worth of more than $70 billion.

While millions of Americans are lining up at emergency food banks because they dont have enough money to put food on the table, Mark Zuckerberg the founder of Facebook has increased his wealth by more than $37 billion during the pandemic and is now worth over $90 billion.

At a time of massive wealth and income inequality, when so many our people are hurting, it is morally obscene for billionaires to use a global pandemic as an opportunity to make outrageous profits.

If we taxed 60% of the windfall gains 467 billionaires made from March 18th until August 3rd we could raise over $420 billion. Thats enough revenue to allow Medicare to pay all of the out-of-pocket health care expenses for everyone in America over the next 12 months.

Yes, by taxing 60% of the wealth gains made by just 467 billionaires during this pandemic, we could guarantee health care as a right for an entire year. And billionaires would still be able to pocket over $310 billion in gains during the worst downturn since the Great Depression.

In my view, we can no longer tolerate the three wealthiest people in America owning more wealth than the bottom 50 percent, while over 30 million Americans have lost their jobs and 92 million people are either uninsured or under-insured.

We have a choice to make. We can continue to allow the very rich to get much richer while everyone else gets poorer and poorer. Or we can tax the winnings a handful of billionaires made during the pandemic to improve the health and well-being of tens of millions of Americans.

It is time for the Senate to act on behalf of the working class who are hurting like they have never hurt before, not the billionaire class who are doing phenomenally well and have never had it so good.

~https://twitter.com/berniesanders/status/1291152005445169153
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There is something seriously wrong with the cops in Detroit. Fuckers make Michael Vick look like a saint

Detroit police made headlines for killing 54 dogs in 2017, a figure that doubled those killed by Chicago police officers in the same year. According to destruction of animal reports, one unidentified Detroit police officer killed more than 80 dogs throughout his career.
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Instead of choosing to not use force against dogs, the City is now claiming DPD officers have a right to kill dogs if they are not licensed.

https://bit.ly/3aTdqIm

Oh, and you thought the cops would hold the officer responsible? Of course not! Hell, they are blaming the owner for an illegally constructed fence

The Detroit PD just told us, the officer who shot the dog did nothing wrong. They say the cop was looking for a gun an armed suspect had discarded, and was with her police dog that was on a leash. Short story -- the law required the cop to control her dog and stay away from a fence where a dog was legally on the other side -- contained on its property, but she didn't and the dogs began fighting.

The PD says the only way the cop could extricate her dog from the pitbull's mouth was to shoot it. The law couldn't be clearer -- the cop -- who had her dog on a leash -- did not have control of her dog, because she should have kept it away from the fence.And, get this ... the PD is saying the fence was illegally constructed ... as if that mattered.

https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/22/detroit-cop-allegedly-shoots-kills-fenced-dog-attack-k9/
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