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| Topic | ITT: Post Video Game ads |
| masterpug53 07/28/21 10:29:59 AM #238 | KFHEWUI posted... ngl, I remember having a pretty big crush on the woman in this ad. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
| Topic | Triangle Strategy |
| masterpug53 02/19/21 9:41:53 AM #25 | Autocraticus posted... Octopath Traveler was also a working title. I want to be part of the crowd who says 'lol Triangle Strategy is so bad I love it,' but...well, I don't want to flat-out say that one of the reasons I haven't bothered to play the spiritual successor to my personal GOAT video game is because the name 'Octopath Traveler' makes me cringe every single time I hear / read it, but... ...I guess I don't have a follow-up to that. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Can Pinocchio be a source for infinite wood? |
| masterpug53 02/19/21 9:35:18 AM #9 | Posting in a topic made by a user named Touch concerning little boys giving infinite wood. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Triangle Strategy |
| masterpug53 02/19/21 9:32:37 AM #23 | I breathed a sizeable sigh of relief when I saw the 'working title' disclaimer. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Today's Nintendo direct really showed a big problem with modern Nintendo |
| masterpug53 02/18/21 1:25:52 PM #59 | ssjevot posted... The New Tactics game Seriously? I missed the direct, please elaborate. I've been wanting a new Tactics game for a long time. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | She says ''Ugly fuck, bet you never had a woman this close to your special area' |
| masterpug53 02/18/21 11:55:05 AM #9 | JustMyOpinion posted... I assume she means your danger zone. Why would they build a highway to it if no one's ever been there? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | The new king of Florida |
| masterpug53 02/17/21 11:43:40 PM #6 | Listen, strange gators lying in ponds, distributing knives is no basis for a system of government. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Disney's Cruella trailer |
| masterpug53 02/17/21 11:41:35 PM #38 | I told myself yesterday that if they kept her car in the movie, I'd be interested. So I guess I'm interested. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Throw your phone at the wall as hard as you can. |
| masterpug53 02/17/21 10:01:46 PM #6 | Cool, now I've got about five oddly-shaped mini-phones instead of just one! Thanks for the tip, TC :D --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Your least favorite President is going to speak soon on Fox, on Hannity. |
| masterpug53 02/17/21 9:41:12 PM #5 | Damn, how'd he manage to book Future-Actually-Competent-Successor-to-Trump? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | If Piccolo had curves he'd be Thiccolo |
| masterpug53 02/17/21 9:39:16 PM #15 | If Piccolo ever visited a brothel he'd be Piccahole --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | List characters you liked that EVERYONE else hated |
| masterpug53 02/17/21 8:32:03 PM #49 | I wouldn't go so far as to say I 'like' Penelo, but I simply do not understand the hatred. Vaan is admittedly awful and actively drags down nearly every scene his in, but Penelo is benign at worst, and it's hard for me to see it as much more than hatred-by-association. Zell's a good choice, too. Come to think of it, I ended up liking the whole main party of FF 8, which might explain why I was more forgiving of the plot's missteps. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | The more I watch these talent shows, the hotter Mel B gets |
| masterpug53 02/17/21 4:27:53 PM #3 | I remember watching her on America's Got Talent a couple years ago. She made Heidi Klum look like a Nobel Laureate by comparison. Won't deny that she's still got it in the looks department, though. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Biden is not off to a great start of his presidency |
| masterpug53 02/17/21 12:53:55 PM #20 | B18Champ posted... we had a major snowstorm in Texas In Biden's defense, the old man did yell at the clouds as best he could. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | This actress had an immense range of roles |
| masterpug53 02/17/21 9:43:08 AM #33 | EmbraceOfDeath posted... The Nutty Professor: Starring Tilda Swinton You jest, but I have no doubt she could kill it as a modern update of Jerry Lewis' original Nutty Professor. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Somehow... (Rise of Skywalking spoilers) |
| masterpug53 02/16/21 4:57:14 PM #4 | Somehow, the dead speak! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | You don't care that The Venture Brothers got cancelled |
| masterpug53 02/16/21 4:51:20 PM #19 | Beveren_Rabbit posted...
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| Topic | You don't care that The Venture Brothers got cancelled |
| masterpug53 02/16/21 4:42:47 PM #11 | False. Was one of 2020's more depressing nut-punches, to be perfectly honest. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | So now that Parler is back will we be hearing from Orange Man some more. |
| masterpug53 02/16/21 2:52:46 PM #4 | > Parler, which is infamous for being easily hacked > Trump, who is infamous for using easily-hackable passwords Seems like a match made in heaven tbh. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Real talk. Do you like or dislike The Beatles? |
| masterpug53 02/16/21 2:43:44 PM #27 | FortuneCookie posted... On an unrelated note, I just found out the other day that the Beatles apparently have a standing contractual clause that only their cartoon likenesses are allowed to have merchandise in the form of toys. You can't buy realistic Beatles action figures, but you can buy toys based off of the Yellow Submarine animated movie. Well that explains why I could never find a Ringo figurine complete with red paint stains and non-detachable ring :( --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Real talk. Do you like or dislike The Beatles? |
| masterpug53 02/16/21 2:37:27 PM #19 | Still my favorite band after all these years, I have to admit. They never really mastered any particular sound, but the breadth of their experimentation really captured my imagination at a young age and never left me feeling bored. Their influence arguably spread beyond music, too - there's a lot of proto Monty Python-style humor on display in 'Help' and 'Yellow Submarine,' and I don't think it's any coincidence that Paul and George were big fans of MP when they were just starting out. While I perfectly understand that they're not everyone's cup of tea and wouldn't rag on someone for disliking or simply not caring about them, saying the Beatles 'suck' or are 'overrated' pretty much marks you as musically ignorant, and there's a very high chance that whichever musicians you do worship will tell you the exact same thing. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | DOGS: Where does the Doberman rank among strong, *scary* canines? |
| masterpug53 02/16/21 11:39:46 AM #6 | Low. Anyone who has ever owned a Doberman knows what big babies they are. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | I saw Mad Max: Fury Road for the first time. What a fucking masterpiece |
| masterpug53 02/16/21 9:53:48 AM #33 | DarkChozoGhost posted... I watched it in theaters twice, the second time in 3D. It was worth it. I kinda regret not having the chance to watch it in theaters. It came out during the couple years I was taking care of my grandfather 24/7, and the only movie I was able to sneak out one night and go see during that time was Guardians of the Galaxy. I do remember buying Fury Road on blu-ray during that time though, and it really helped brighten my mood. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Star Wars and MCU are garbage |
| masterpug53 02/16/21 9:44:58 AM #13 | Posting in a topic. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | I'm glad Rian Johnson is going to direct more Star Wars movies. |
| masterpug53 02/16/21 9:41:35 AM #24 | There were enough bits and pieces of TLJ that I found interesting that I'll give these new movies a shot, when and if they ever come out. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | I saw Mad Max: Fury Road for the first time. What a fucking masterpiece |
| masterpug53 02/16/21 9:38:37 AM #30 | Probably the best action movie of the last decade. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Marge, the doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me! |
| masterpug53 02/15/21 10:12:12 PM #4 | I'd say the pressure's finally gotten to him, but what pressure? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Have you seen Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World? |
| masterpug53 02/15/21 10:00:06 AM #6 | Pretty good movie. Was the first thing I remember seeing Paul Bettany in, and him --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | ITT: Name things worse than American healthcare |
| masterpug53 02/12/21 8:25:23 PM #12 | American cheese. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | space aliens want to destroy Earth, could all humans UNITE to FIGHT? |
| masterpug53 02/12/21 3:33:30 PM #20 | No. The economy is too important to shut down long enough to fight off an alien invasion. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | you leave MR BURNS OUT OF THIIIIS |
| masterpug53 02/12/21 12:34:22 PM #82 | Re...cy...cling...? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Gina Carano announces new project with Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire |
| masterpug53 02/12/21 12:29:57 PM #7 | Get me Steven Spielberg's non-union Mexi...err, Alabamian equivalent! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Playing PS4 Skyrim for the first time. Which mods should I get? |
| masterpug53 02/12/21 11:56:28 AM #2 | "PS4 Skyrim Mods" Oh you poor lost soul, please come in out of the cold and have a warm bowl of soup. ...oh, wait, sorry, the soup has carrots and spices in it, which technically count as 'external assets.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | It's kinda weird how Chrono Trigger never got a remake |
| masterpug53 02/12/21 11:52:10 AM #29 | CyricZ posted... FFVI is pretty much "the one" I'd want at this point. Simply because there is no perfect definitive version. I agree. I just wish they'd fix the timing of the music during the ending cutscene; that hasn't been done correctly since the SNES (though I've only played the PSX and GBA ports otherwise). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | DINOSAUR LOVE: Turok and Turok 2 coming to PS4 February 25th. |
| masterpug53 02/12/21 11:46:21 AM #9 | I played a lot of the original Turok in the N64 days, but I also had access to all the cheat codes and abused the hell out of them. I don't think I ever beat Stage 3 legitimately; given the narrow repetitive landing pads you had to jump across paired with our hero's blood-curdling screams as he plummeted into the void, Turok was the poster child for how poorly traditional 2D platforming translated into 3D gameplay. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | All time favorite Jim Carrey movie? |
| masterpug53 02/12/21 11:01:57 AM #11 | I can't honestly decide between Liar Liar and Ace Ventura 2 as being the peak Jim Carrey movie. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | When is this "Imagine (thing)" fad going to die? |
| masterpug53 02/12/21 10:31:02 AM #18 | Imagine imagining the day when CEmen finally have enough imagination that they can no longer imagine making an 'imagine' topic. And bonus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhbaourfDmU --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Imagine if Skyrim had better writing and an attribute system |
| masterpug53 02/12/21 10:28:33 AM #28 | TheHoldSteady posted... skyrim was pretty well-rushed but it seems like they're learning from their mistakes with es6. ten years and still little news so it seems to me like they're taking all the time they need for the next one. I mean, I want to be optimistic, but contemporary Bethesda isn't even competent enough to get Creation Club releases out in the timely manner (to elaborate, they've been sitting on content that someone else created for them for over a year and still can't be arsed to put together an update to release it.) I can't bring myself to believe that ES 6's development hell is due to them really tightening down the screws to deliver a robust, well-developed and masterfully-written experience. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | It's kinda weird how Chrono Trigger never got a remake |
| masterpug53 02/12/21 10:06:38 AM #12 | IIRC the director (?) was vocally upset that the DS port with its lifeless retranslation didn't sell very well, and I think the series was unofficially canned after that point. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Shadows of the Empire title theme |
| masterpug53 02/12/21 10:03:05 AM #7 | Shadows of the Empire was the game that actually made me appreciate the OT's soundtrack. I'd get the tracks they used for certain stages drilled into my head, and then go rewatch ANH and ESB and think 'oh yeah, that's the track from when the Rebel fleet is approaching the Death Star,' or 'that's the track from when Great game in its own right too, really ahead of its time in a lot of ways. Tangling up AT-ATs with a cable was an amazing feeling, and if I'm remembering Jedi mode correctly, it made damage realistic for both you and the enemies (everyone could only take a couple hits before dying), something I really wish more games would implement. And those sewer levels with those fucking dianogas did more to trigger my thalassophobia than the infamous TMNT dam level ever could. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | ITT: We act like Republicans |
| masterpug53 02/11/21 10:04:19 PM #47 | "I still can't believe we let someone with as little experience in government as Obama be President." *Pauses for a moment* "Well...at least Trump's been a businessman his whole life." ~ actual irony-free statement made by a Republican family member --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | ITT: We act like Republicans |
| masterpug53 02/11/21 9:54:39 PM #42 | *punches you in the kidney when you're not looking* *frantically makes a time-out gesture as you're winding up to punch back* "Now is the time for healing and unity!" *punches you in the kidney again after you turn your back* etc. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Kids In The Hall being revived by Amazon |
| masterpug53 02/11/21 9:30:04 PM #9 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeX2ZI5KL3E --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Kids In The Hall being revived by Amazon |
| masterpug53 02/11/21 9:09:28 PM #3 | Fine ham abounds. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Elizabeth Olson with no make up |
| masterpug53 02/11/21 1:23:23 PM #18 | Looks great without it, tbh. Not every celebrity can claim that, tb(even more)h. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | I've started blocking kink shamers on this websight |
| masterpug53 02/11/21 1:11:57 PM #11 | Paragon21XX posted... TC has a scat fetish? Hey! What did I just say?! If you can't even muster basic politeness and human decency over TC's poopoo-munching proclivities, then kindly show yourself out. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | I've started blocking kink shamers on this websight |
| masterpug53 02/11/21 12:13:10 PM #7 | If you kinkshamers can't be respectful and open-minded about TC's coprophagia then get the fuck out. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Current results of the Best and Worst things in Final Fantasy. |
| masterpug53 02/11/21 12:10:19 PM #29 | Veggeta X posted... I thought that was his GBA game was for I never finished Revenant Wings, but by the time FFTA2 rolled around he was nothing more than a Diet Coke Balthier. Irony being that one of the last missions in A2 is --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Imagine being able to unironically backflip like it was a piece of cake |
| masterpug53 02/11/21 11:50:07 AM #6 | I tried an ironic backflip once. Damn near unironically broke my neck. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | *Characters in a TV show wave a used pregnancy stick around the room* |
| masterpug53 02/11/21 9:57:14 AM #4 | *character in tv show waves used plunger around the room* me: ummm gross you do realize there is poopy on there right? *character sticks it right under a person's face to prove that the toilet is "really" unclogged or whatever* Me: "eaugh" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
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